[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

Riding a dolphin on the sea was like riding a motorcycle, and Shanks howled like a wolf like crazy until he met the pirates who robbed him.

It's not a big pirate, there are about 30 of them.

"Robbery!"

Shanks tilted his head, "Huh?" Then he got a little excited and said to Monet, "We have a boat!"

The pirates drew their swords and oppressed them, and the captain said: "Don't even think about escaping! Come up quickly!"

"Looks like our dolphin ride is over! Wait for me here!" Shanks jumped on the boat himself, and the pirates all surrounded him.

"What, it turns out to be a man! He was dressed so coquettishly that I thought he was a woman!" the pirate said to Shanks in Little Red Riding Hood. "Where's another woman?"

[Red is indeed a bit sexy, but Shanks is so cute! ]

[The unknown pirate group is in danger! ]

After a banging sound, Shanks poked his head out and said, "Hey, Monet can come up now! Do you want my help?"

Monet said goodbye to the dolphin and jumped on board. On the side of the ship, Shanks reached out and picked him up.

All 20 people on the deck fell to the ground, wailing, Shanks didn't even break a sweat, "Ah, that's right! I'll give this back to you!" He put the red robe back on Monet.

"I'm sorry, we are blind! Please let us go!"

These 20 people sat down and begged for mercy, and thus became Shanks' temporary subordinates, obeying Shanks' words.

[They say the road is narrow, but I still don’t believe it! ]

[People wearing straw hats cannot rob or rob. How many times have I said this? ]

[Even those wearing slippers are not allowed! ]

Shanks smiled and waved to them, "Don't be so polite, just send us to a nearby island!"

Bowed: "Yes, brother!"

The former pirate captain immediately ordered the crew, "Left full rudder! Turn around!"

The crew began to move, and the helmsman turned the ship's bow to change direction.

The former pirate captain added, "Do you have any other orders?"

Shanks rubbed his belly, "I didn't even eat this morning, but that bastard ruined the boat. My wine! I bought it at the risk of getting beaten!"

Shanks drew his attention to the pirate. He put his arm around the man's shoulders and smiled, "Hey, is there any wine? Let's have a party!"

The captain immediately said: "Yes, yes! Boys, let's have a party!"

The pirates brought out food and wine, and soon they were all drinking together. Shanks was holding hands with them, as if we were all really together.

"Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho, Binx's wine..."

They also sang a song, and Ace also started shouting.

"Monet, don't just feed Ace. Would you like to drink some wine too?"

"Drink it yourself!"

"Sister-in-law, just give me some face!"

"Who is your sister-in-law?"

"Brother, since my sister-in-law doesn't drink, you should drink instead of her!"

The person who persuaded people to drink targeted Shanks, but Shanks refused to accept anyone who came, "Hahahahahahahaha, okay."

Monet spat, "Wine barrel!"

[Ahhhhh, I hit it! ! !Shanks didn't object to calling Monet sister-in-law! ]

[People just didn’t notice. ]

[I don’t care, it’s true!I've locked this cp!I swallowed the key! ]

"Captain - it's not good, that man's whole body is purple and he's going to die!" the ship's doctor hurriedly reported, and the banquet was forced to be suspended.

"What's wrong?" Shanks shook the bottle, and he and the captain came to the ship's hospital room. Lying on the white sheets was this purple-red man. The man's lips were purple, his body was hot, and his breathing was weak.Shanks touched him and said, "Damn! He's almost ready, isn't he?"

The crew explained that this was the man they fished out of the sea three days ago. The man was injured and unconscious, and was about to lose his hair in the sea.

"Is this a fever?" Monet suddenly appeared at the door, and she made a judgment just by looking at the patient.

The ship's doctor said: "Huh? Really? I thought he was poisoned."

"Fever is contagious."

Monet's tone was as calm as water, as if he was talking about a minor cold.

The group of men turned around and said, "Oh, it turns out it's contagious..."

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa with with With with witha???Is it contagious??"

The men suddenly burst into laughter, "Ahhhhh, we won't be infected, right?"

"How to do?"

"Are you going to throw him away?"

Monet once again said something shocking, "But don't be afraid, I just have the antidote for this virus."

Especially Shanks was also shocked, "I'm scared to death, sister-in-law, can Monet finish the sentence in one go?"

Shanks got a cool glance from Monet.

[What is your name, sister-in-law? ]

[You want to be beaten, right? ]

[There is nothing more delicious than dumplings, nothing more fun than...]

[sister in law. ]

[Pay attention to speaking in a civilized manner. ]

[Can anyone guess who this person is? ]

[I am coming!As a senior red-haired pirate team cook, this person is Beckman! ]

[Give me a hair and I can identify who it is! ]

["Hahahahaha, so this is how we met, Beckman? You're almost scalded!"

Beckman took a puff of cigarette and just stared at the screen: "Shut up."]

The ship's doctor gave the patient detoxification pills, and his fever subsided that night and he was out of danger.

"That's awesome, Nana! Come and be the ship's doctor on my ship!"

"you call me?"

"Ah, how is it? Does Nana sound nice? Although I haven't found all my partners yet, come on!"

"No."

"why?"

"I'm not a doctor, I don't know how to treat patients."

"What does it matter? I just want you to get on the boat!"

The young man's enthusiasm was so intense that it was unstoppable. Monet turned his back and changed Ace's diaper, "No. I want to watch Ace grow up."

"Can't we just bring Ace on board?"

Monet looked at him, "Do you know whose son Ace is?"

"Isn't it yours?"

"..."

"Did you steal it?"

Shanks stared, as if he were looking at a lost girl, and persuaded: "Nana, stealing a child is immoral! You should give it back. If you want a child, you can have it yourself!"

"You are the one who steals children! Your whole family steals children!" After yelling, Monet punched Shanks, and his eyes turned into panda eyes again.

Shanks covered his eyes and pushed out of the room, "Ah, it hurts. It's not, why are you hitting me? You're so fierce that you won't be able to get married sooner or later!"

"Bang!" The door closed.

Shanks looked at the closed door and was silent for 3 seconds. He made a face and turned around to meet the crew who came out to release the water.

"Ah! I was shocked! Did the eldest brother and the eldest sister-in-law fight?"

"...No! Who would fight with a woman?"

"Then what happened to your eyes?"

"I accidentally hit the door. I won't say anything anymore. I'm going to see how the patient is doing."

[Open your eyes and tell lies, I saw it! ]

When the man woke up after recovering from the illness, he heard movement in his ears, which was the sound of a man sleeping soundly.

"..."

[Hahahahaha, I declare that Shanks and Beckman are also locked by me! ]

[It looks very much like being kicked out by your wife and going to your brother's place to squeeze in. ]

[Shanks and Beckman looked at each other and frowned.

"..."

"..."

Grass, a plant. 】