[One Piece] About my escape from marriage by the red-haired Shanks

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"This lady..."

The man with the dog hood stopped Monet, and Monet's heart suddenly stopped.

The man slowly asked the question, "Well, where is the public restroom? Ah, the senbei I eat seems to have expired."

"..."

Monet silently pointed in a direction, and the man in the hood thanked him.

[No, can Monchi’s family still have expired food? ]

[Yeah, ask Luffy, can the food be left overnight? ]

[Sanji has to buy a lock to lock the refrigerator. How can the Monkey family's food be kept overnight? ]

[That’s outrageous! ]

[The key is that their iron stomachs can really cause diarrhea? ]

[Is this intentional? ]

Monet escaped one wave after another of the navy and came to the sparsely populated back mountain, intending to leave the island from here.

She stood on the edge of the cliff and stuck out a short whistle from her neck, and a special tune came from the whistle.

A clear sound like an ocarina sounded, floating on the surface of the sea, and then into the deep sea.

The fish suddenly nodded as if frightened, and the sound waves continued down to the deep sea.

"Wow-wow-"

Ace suddenly started crying in his arms. Monet stopped whistling and went to comfort Ace, holding him and rocking him, "Oh, don't cry, don't cry, Ace be good."

"Quick! There's a baby crying ahead!"

There was a rustling sound in the grass, and a small team of marines searched here. The soldiers listened to the captain's order and quickly looked for the place where the sound was.

Monet immediately changed places.

"Wow-wow-"

"Quick! Quick! Over there!"

The navy was in hot pursuit. They surrounded a place with long grass and thick grass, all with their guns raised.

The captain made a gesture, and the two sailors stepped forward with guns in hand. When they walked to the grass, the sound continued. Everyone else was boring, and the soldier pointed his gun at the grass and saw the right moment and slashed away, giving a false alarm. , just a cat.

He calmed down and said, "What, it's a cat!"

"Is this what a cat meows like?"

"That's what happens when you're in heat."

"Oh."

The team left, the nearby grass was pushed away, and Monet came out holding Ace. Ace had a pacifier in his mouth, sucking on it.

"Ah... gala gala..."

A whale emerged from the coast. It had dark blue skin, big round eyes, and scars on its head. It was a young island whale living in the Western Sea.

It is like a rebellious teenager who does not like the family life, wandering like a whale in search of poetry and distant places, but has a strong sense of justice!

"Sh-don't scream!"

The navy left and returned again, but this time there were many more people, including the hooded man who asked for directions before.

When they arrived, they saw only the ripples of water cut by the whale's tail.

The younger major reluctantly suggested to his superior, "Lieutenant General Karp, please stop picking up food on the roadside and eating it, okay?"

Garp was wearing a dog head hood and said cheerfully, "Hahahahaha, young man, don't waste food!"

"Not only did you have diarrhea, but you also called us to deliver the paper to you. Can I...Lieutenant General Garp ask you to be more serious? We have a mission!"

"Hey, why are you so angry, young man? Didn't you check? There are no pregnant women giving birth today!"

[I knew it!Long live Grandpa Karp! ]

[Ah ah ah, one of our own, Grandpa Garp! ]

"Gollum—"

Garp, an old man over fifty years old, rubbed his belly and said, "Ah, here we go again! I'll deal with it first, you can do whatever you want!"

[...]

[Ah this...]

[It turns out it’s really diarrhea! ]

[I knew it!Monkey's never disappoints me! ]

…………

…………

On the other side, the whale swam to another island, opened its mouth, and Monet walked out of it.

"Ah -" the whale shouted excitedly, spraying water from its head.

Monet covered his mouth and said, "Lanka, eat less rotten meat, it's a bit bad breath."

"what--"

"It's true, I didn't lie to you."

"what--"

"Ace is still young, he can't stay in your belly for too long. I have to find food for him, otherwise he will cry again later."

"what--"

"Then we'll see you again! Ace and Lanka say goodbye!" Monet wanted to take out the pacifier, but it didn't come out, causing Ace to move dissatisfied.Ah, are you so lively just a few days after birth?

"what--"

"Okay, okay, I will call you again if I have the chance."

"what--"

"Be careful and go back!"

This is a relatively large island, and Monet walked for a long time without finding a town.

On the way, I met an uncle who was carrying goods and took a ride to the town.

After getting off the car, she went to the infant milk powder store, looking around the shops on the left and right, and then accidentally bumped into a man.

Monet immediately protected Ace and bowed to apologize, "I'm sorry, I didn't see the road clearly!"

"Yeah~ I also have something wrong. I should have avoided it when I saw the little lady bumping into me. But I was afraid that the little lady would hit other people."

Monet lowered her head and saw only the man's black striped suit. After apologizing, she immediately walked past him and left.

"Little miss~"

Monet stopped and covered Ace. The man behind him said, "You lost your wallet~"

Monet turned around, took the wallet, and bowed again to thank him.

"Don't be so polite, just be more careful next time."

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!It's Kizaru! ! ]

[Did they meet so early?I thought we met on Shampoo Island! ]

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, look up!Monet!Look up quickly! ]

[Look at Kizaru! ]

[Are there so many Yellow Monkey Party members? ]

[Do you know how fragrant Kizaru is? ]

[Kizaru in the navy was cutting his nails and was stared at by other giants. He wondered: "Yeah, why are you looking at me?"

Warring States: "We have passed two lieutenant generals. Are all lieutenants eating shit?"

Garp: "Kacha kacha (eating senbei)"]

Monet looked back curiously, only to see the man's back.

He was tall, about 1 meters tall, wearing a hat, and walked through the crowd in an orderly manner.

[Look back!Kizaru! ]

[Look back quickly! ]

[What will happen to Shanks if Kizaru turns around? ]

[If Kizaru turns around, he'll see you in prison, upstairs. ]

[Look back at your wife! Kizaru!]

[Um?Isn’t Monet Shanks’ wife? ]

[No, Shanks was afraid of marriage and ran away from the wedding!]

[Ah this...]

[Ah this...]

[Ah, it’s hard to calm down. ]

Monet looked at it, turned and left.

[The members of the red-haired pirate group were all looking at their captain, the legendary Yonko Shanks, with stern eyes.

Why are you still afraid of marriage?

It doesn’t even look like it!

No wonder the boss is not interested in women!

Shanks: Feng Ping was killed! 】