Konoha's Fate Witch

"Alas!" Uchiha Jiu sighed heavily after moving back to his new home.

Since he didn't learn ninjutsu from Kakashi, it would be inappropriate to live there again. He originally rented a house to avoid the malicious eyes of the village, but now that Uchiha Ku has become a 'close minister of the emperor', he naturally no longer needs to worry about these things.

She confidently and boldly took Sasuke to live in the house she had bought a long time ago.

The two siblings were free and lived much more comfortably, so why did Uchiha Jiu sigh?

The reason is naturally - there is really too much secretary work! ! !

After working in the Hokage Building all day, I had to take the work back to do it at night!

"Why do I have to enjoy 997 after I've traveled through time?" Uchiha Jiu let out a sad cry like a social animal.

"Why don't you check it again if you have time? If you are wrong there, I will make the same mistake here. Feed the body!"

His eyes glanced across the table to the clone looking at him with an unhappy expression, and Uchiha Jiu let out another mournful cry:

"double!!!"

He pulled his hair manically. Fortunately, Uchiha Jiu's hair quality in this life was very good. His tentacles only felt soft and silky. His black hair was like the best satin. He gently wiped the little hands stirring in it, regardless of Uchiha. No matter how much Bojiu pulls, she will never grab a handful like she did in her previous life.

"Alas!!!" Uchiha Jiu sighed heavily again, and after venting his anger, he just kept working at his desk. He had to go on the path he chose, even if he was crying! ! !

The main body plus a clone, the two of them fought all the way into the night. Don't ask Uchiha why he didn't get one more clone. If he got one more clone, he wouldn't have to go to work tomorrow!

But even so, when he finally saw the pile of shit in front of him and the messy text description, Uchiha Jiu still collapsed.

It has been more than 50 years since the village of Konoha was established. These people who control the highest level of military force in the world can't even support themselves. They need funding from the daimyo, so we can know what the level of their internal affairs is.

He has none of the common lists, charts, and standardized statistics! ! !

Because the cultural levels vary widely, they are all written in colloquial terms, written on sticky notes and slips of paper. Otherwise, the characters are so ugly that they cannot be recognized, or else they are written from one line to another. There are also those kinds of characters written smaller than flies, which is really torture!

It's okay to be in the Hokage Building during the day. The staff there have been doing writing work for more than ten years, but today the third generation asked Uchiha Ku to count Konoha's taxes. Even the taxation rights were given to Uchiha Ku, which meant that she would do the statistics herself. receive.

To be honest, Uchiha Jiu was quite surprised at first. You must know that in the beautiful country in his previous life, death and taxation were the only things that were said to be inevitable. How could such a big thing as taxation be left to the newbie himself?

But now, Uchiha Jiu finally understands and understands why everyone avoids this.

Shit Mountain is a collective name in the IT world for the codes that were written by predecessors or themselves for a long time and passed down for many generations.

The general meaning is that because technology updates quickly, and everyone’s technology advances quickly, even if you write something yourself, it will look like shit one year ago and one year later, not to mention some ancestral codes in the period when technology was not advanced. , which can be traced back to the laboratory period at the earliest, when the age of that group of people was old enough.

Some people may say, haven't you often read books and seen people from the future traveling to the past and using future technology to hack the other person's computer in minutes and find what they want?

wrong!

Programming languages ​​are bound to become more and more advanced and efficient, but it does not mean that if you master advanced technology, you can instantly defeat low-level technology.

Not to mention anything else, the most essential programming language and the underlying logic of the computer are all 0101 binary. Facing the lines of binary code, can anyone really identify it accurately?

Generations of code, generations of technology, generations of shit, are constantly stacked up and piled up into a mountain, becoming a mountain of shit.

There is a joke.

One of my friends suddenly got angry at work and asked loudly who wrote this code. Such an obvious bug could appear without writing a comment. The coders on the project team at that time were frightened and did not dare to speak, fearing that they would be exposed in public. .

The project manager heard what he said: XX, check the SVN records, find out and report it to the whole company, and deduct his year-end bonus.

This guy: I'm already checking...

After a few minutes...

This guy: Impossible, how is this possible?

Everyone gathered together and found that this code was submitted by this guy himself a year ago.

In order to avoid excessive embarrassment, no one mentioned this matter again.

This is the situation that Uchiha Jiu is facing now. The whole text is recorded, and small notes are pasted here and there. This tax account book is strangely shaped and huge. Uchiha Jiu is as big as his head when he looks at it.

If she is given a computer at this time, equipped with professional tools, and then inputs these, then using professional tools to filter, clean, and reduce noise, Uchiha Jiu is still sure to sort these out, but she must use her eyes to see them. , then I’m sorry, let’s kill her.

Uchiha Yu's headache couldn't get any worse. Is there something wrong with My Youth Ninja Story?Why is it that other people are holding beautiful women and playing with Tsunade, but when they come to me, they are like 997?

"No! The great man once said that as long as the mind does not slip, there are always more solutions than difficulties. The head teacher also said that attitude determines altitude!"

Uchiha Jiu took a deep breath and changed his mind to think again.

What am I going to do?Compile Konoha's historical tax records.

Why am I sorting through this shit?Because I want taxes, taxes need to be determined, and I need to determine taxes based on them.

Why should we use this tax rate? Isn’t it based on the business rate?Because Konoha's commercial taxes are given casually and are set by the taxpayers themselves.I write whatever I submit, so I need to read the notebook.

"Gan!" Uchiha Jiu threw the so-called tax book to the ground with his backhand, and quickly dispelled the clone to prevent her from being angry at him.

"I'm so stupid, really." Uchiha shook his head and sighed.

She figured it out. At this time, several souls asked questions, and combined with what she had learned before, she finally understood.

Konoha is a ninja village. Its main source of income is taking missions and taking commissions. The rest is just small amounts of money, so it doesn't matter.Konoha's taxation was just a decoration from the beginning.

Because the original Konoha was a small village, business was not developed, and there was no need for taxes. The main income of ninjas was from doing tasks, and Konoha itself would get a commission for doing tasks, which was equivalent to completing the tax. Therefore, the initial composition of ninjas In Konoha Village, even if they knew there was a tax, they didn't pay attention to it.

Later, Konoha gradually prospered under the leadership of the second generation. Originally, the shrewd second generation should have settled this matter, but the Ninja War broke out, the second generation also died, and the third generation did not know this, so for ordinary people, The taxation is purely extensive. There is no concept of collecting it from everyone. It only levies one tax from merchants.

So who are the merchants in Konoha?Ninja clan.

So it’s understandable that this tax has become child’s play.

Thinking of this, Uchiha Jiu suddenly realized something, but the answer was not clear in his mind. Uchiha Jiu opened the task panel.

【Only taxes and death are inevitable】

Description: Konoha's taxation work is difficult to describe in one word, but the impact of taxation is in all aspects. Konoha's senior leaders understand the importance of ordinary people's commercial taxation and establish the Konoha Taxation Bureau.

Possible harvest of destiny points: 1-100 million (actual harvest depends on the result)

"Sure enough!" Uchiha Jiu nodded secretly. The task given by the system was similar to his vague thoughts, but a little more specific.

After all, Uchiha Jiu's so-called mission layout is actually a collection of things that Uchiha Jiu can do, but the system estimates a possible destiny point for these things, allowing Uchiha Jiu to intuitively choose what he wants to do.

Being able to see every possible gain.

After seeing the estimated income, Uchiha Jiu picked up the tax book again, patted the dust on it, and started chewing again.

Next, she will calculate how much she can charge based on this, and then calculate how much she can charge based on common sense. After the comparison and calculation, she plans to show this to the third generation and let him delegate the power to let Uchiha Jiu re-determine the tax.

Although looking at this weird tax book Uchiha Jiu still has a headache.

Make money, it's not shabby!