I've become weird for Hokage
Chapter 9 You don’t understand my sadness
"Oh my! Isn't this Boss Gou Nu? What's wrong with you? Tsk, tsk, tsk, it's so miserable. Is this retribution?" Zhang Yue asked in a pretentious manner.
Boss Gounu glanced at him. "Hmph! Zhang Yue, you're not much better! Employees are exploited at every level, and the sales channels are not transparent! If you are said to be getting retribution, you will soon be punished!"
Zhang Yue patted Boss Gounu's face and laughed in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You treat people as dogs, but I am different. I treat dogs as people. Although we are essentially the same, here In a worse era, you lost."
After a pause, Boss Zhang Yue clapped his hands again and said loudly to everyone: "Any member of Zhang Yue Guild who meets this little brother named Ye Buping in the future will be treated as a distinguished guest!"
Then, Zhang Yue took out another piece of paper, and this was his highlight.
He loudly said to everyone: "1. Boss Gounu applied to dissolve the Gounu Guild! 2. According to the contract, he will pay you 3% of the liquidated damages; [-]. All the remaining properties of Gounu will be donated to me!"
Gou Nu's eyes widened and he roared: "No! I didn't!"
"No. You do." Zhang Yue smiled cordially. "You will have your fingerprints stamped soon."
At the same time, Zhang Yue handed the paper to the man next to him.
The man held the paper and approached Boss Gounu.
Gou Nu was shocked!He wanted to resist, but unfortunately he was already defeated.He regretted so much that he shouldn't have allowed his men to provoke that poor young man!Who knew this guy was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?
He could only look at Jinmen for help.
"Golden Gate!"
Because he did not directly participate in the roundup of Ye Buping in Kinmen, he was not killed.
However, Jinmen not only did not go to protect Boss Gounu, but instead took out an iron chain and made a clattering sound, as if mocking Boss Gounu.
"Boss Zhang Yue, I want to tie him to the road."
"Oh?" Zhang Yue smiled and nodded, then clapped his hands. "I donated a dog house to Boss Gounu in my own name."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly.I don't know why, but they just feel good.Then they all shouted loudly.
"When the dog is tired, he will go back to the kennel!"
It echoes what Boss Gounu said before, "A dog will come back when it's hungry."Great!
Then, everyone began to praise Zhang Yue again.
"Boss Zhang Yue is so kind!"
The people around him also reacted, and they all put on flattering smiles.
"Boss Zhang Yue is here, Qingtian is here!"
"Long live Zhang Yue! We are saved!"
Although Ye Buping was not involved, he left a legend behind.Parents often scare their children by saying, "If you don't obey me again, I will send you to your brother-in-law!"
Moreover, Ye Buping also indirectly improved the attitude of the association staff towards hunters, especially towards unfamiliar faces.
……
Ding!Won the "The Devil is Coming" junior, 10th prize.
Ding!Won the "The Devil is Coming" special award.
Ding!Won the special award for "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger".
……
Ye Buping looked through the unlocked titles in the background. These should be the negative emotions caused by "Brother's Snap of Fingers".
Since it's not a ninjutsu, there are no hidden rewards.However, I made a lot of money from Naruto coins.After some statistics, there are enough to amount to 70.
However, seeing the title that was unlocked next made him not so happy.Even, my heart sank to the bottom of my heart.
Ding!Won the special award "It turns out he is a freeloader".
When Ye Buping saw this title backstage, he frowned.Could it be that Meizu is chasing me?Moreover, when they asked others about me, they caused such emotional fluctuations in others?
No, Uncle Zhao cannot be implicated.
"Uncle Zhao, I won't go to Karza City with you. Let's just say goodbye."
"Ah?" It was Zhao Ying who spoke first, with a trace of reluctance flashing in her big eyes. "Didn't you just say that you wanted to try our ale?"
"Hahaha." Ye Buping scratched his head and used laughter to cover up his inner nervousness.At the same time, he glanced behind him from the corner of his eye.
"No. I suddenly thought of something very important."
"In that case, we won't keep him." Uncle Zhao patted Ye Buping's shoulder with his left hand. "I will be in Karza from now on and welcome you at any time. Say thank you to Senior Brother Mie for me."
"..." Before, the system's voice spread across a five-kilometer range, but now everyone thought that there was a strong person secretly protecting Ye Buping.He couldn't explain it.
He could only nod.
"Okay. Uncle Zhao, sister Zhao Ying, take care."
Before leaving, Zhao Ying suddenly stopped him.
"Unjust!"
Ye Buping looked back and saw her firm eyes, as if she had made a decision.
"Three years later, I will avenge my father!"
Ye Buping glanced at Uncle Zhao's broken arm. He had saved his life, and he must avenge his broken arm. "Okay! Then, let's go together!"
"Hehe! It's a deal! I'll come to the Holy Island to find you then!"
Of course, Zhao Ying was not admitted to Holy Island College.That's why she said that.
Uncle Zhao hesitated to speak several times. Boss Gounu is also an S-class strongman after all!Is three years enough?
However, in the end he did not stop their agreement.Hopefully, this will be a good way to motivate them to practice hard!Moreover, with Senior Mie Di here, it should be no problem!
After a hasty farewell, Ye Buping headed south.
As it turns out, not only were his concerns correct, but the situation was actually much worse.
His crisis was twofold.One: An hour after saying goodbye, Meizu little Lolita caught up with Uncle Zhao and deceived all the information from Uncle Zhao on the pretext of "recovering her brother who ran away from home."
The only good thing is that they didn't hurt Uncle Zhao's family.
Second: Two hours after Ye Buping used the Ring of Mie Di, three young men in white robes gathered together.
"This is the smell of life magic!"
"I have informed the headquarters that no matter who it is, no matter what the price, the caster must be captured alive! Third brother, you go to the nearby towns to inquire. If you have any news, send a message immediately! Second brother, follow me!"
……
Ye Buping, who had no idea about this, had arrived near a new city.And in this place, there are no more monsters in the wild for him to hunt.
The tuition fee of five gold coins is still two and a half gold coins short.Of course, you have to consider that you may not be able to find a job immediately when you arrive on the Holy Island, so you must prepare more than one gold coin for living expenses.In other words, he needs to earn four gold coins in these two months, which is equivalent to 4 yuan. This difficulty...
A new day, a new beginning.
Under the morning sun, Ye Buping poked his face, then gritted his teeth and spent [-] yuan to learn how to make ordinary military grain pills.
Ding!Ask the host to make a choice.
1. The Bingliang Pills of the Akimichi family have an upgrade route, but the upgraded Bingliang Pills require the blood of the Akimichi family to be used, and are life-threatening;
2. There is no upgrade route for the Inuzuka family’s military food pills.But only this kind of Bingliang Pill is suitable for humans and monsters.
3. Tsunade's Bingliangwan has an upgrade route.Disadvantages: If the craftsmanship is not good, the Bingliang Pills produced will be large and unpalatable. (Note: It tastes so bad that it makes you dizzy.)
Ye Buping thought for a moment and eliminated the first item first. 2 and 3 are difficult to separate.
Rich people will more or less get some summoned beasts or pets.Therefore, the Inuzuka family's ration pills are very popular, but unfortunately there is no room for advancement.That's why he hesitated.
"Classmate Xiaoai, after I studied 2, can I still study 3?"
"Yes. However, the second copy will cost double."
"Oh." Ye Buping nodded, "That's good. Wait! Classmate Xiao Ai, I always feel like something is wrong!"
Ding!Won the junior level of "Profiteers don't play according to routines" and won 10 awards.
For the sake of promotion, merchants usually want the second portion to be cheaper.It's true that he doesn't play by the rules.
"Uh..." Ye Buping wanted to laugh, but he felt as if he was the victim!
In the end, he chose the method of making Inuzuka Bingliang pills.
He didn't know whether to be disappointed or happy, but he discovered that making Bing Liang Pills didn't require an alchemy furnace.I'm afraid this news will shock the alchemist's chin, right?
No need for an alchemy furnace?Can that be called alchemy?
Of course, Ye Buping faced a new problem.
"Classmate Xiaoai, can you translate the names of these medicinal materials?"
Classmate Xiao Ai also responded quickly. "Host, the translator requires ten thousand Hokage coins."
Ye Buping took a deep breath and suppressed the curse. "Profiteer! Absolute profiteer behavior!"
"Bonus, a quick chakra training method."
"Well... I just feel that the system and the host need to trust each other, so I agree to this deal."
Ding!Won the "Ye Jingze" senior award, 1000 yuan.
Ding!Won "Profiteers don't play by the rules." Intermediate level, award 100.
Ye Buping always felt that the first title was so harsh.However, this thousand Hokage coins smell so good.
Mudd!For the Hokage coins, I actually feel myself getting weirder and weirder!
But classmate Xiao Ai continued to add fuel to the fire.
"Host, let me tell you, if you can open the seventh gate among the eight gates of Dunjia, a fighter like Shoehorn Face can only be played casually."
Ye Buping glanced at the pattern that was still in a gray state in his mind, and it read: Eight Gate Dunjia, personally taught by Master Madara, the most powerful physical technique, only sold for [-] million Hokage coins, no one can bully a child.
What's even more outrageous is that there is a note above: (The host is not yet eligible to purchase).
If you can't buy it, why do you want me to see it?It’s heartbreaking to kill someone!
What’s even more outrageous is that classmate Xiao Ai is still going on.
"Host, Sharingan is what you can buy currently. If you have it, you will copy other people's advanced magic. Didn't you say that the meat of saber-toothed tigers is delicious? With advanced magic, you can jump to level B and challenge level A. A super saber-toothed tiger..."
"Classmate Xiaoai, I want to be quiet!" Even so, Ye Buping only had five words in his heart - I want Hokage coins!
etc!If I upgrade "Ye Jingze" to a special level, wouldn't that be an extra ten thousand?Moreover, this title seems to be easy to upgrade!But he soon discovered that something was wrong with him.
Damn it!Ye Buping rubbed his face vigorously.For the sake of Hokage coins, I actually want to throw away my moral integrity!Am I going to die?However, the Sharingan is so tempting!The Eight Gate Dunjia is so tempting!And the clay ninjutsu mentioned earlier is also very tempting!
Ding!Won the "Ye Jingze" special grade award.
"This..." Scratching his head, Ye Buping was suddenly startled. "Classmate Xiaoai."
"Host, what's wrong?"
Ye Buping looked melancholy. "If one day I don't even recognize you, please don't doubt that I have not been taken away from you."
"Host, don't worry, this system directly binds the soul."
"..." You don't understand my sadness!
Boss Gounu glanced at him. "Hmph! Zhang Yue, you're not much better! Employees are exploited at every level, and the sales channels are not transparent! If you are said to be getting retribution, you will soon be punished!"
Zhang Yue patted Boss Gounu's face and laughed in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You treat people as dogs, but I am different. I treat dogs as people. Although we are essentially the same, here In a worse era, you lost."
After a pause, Boss Zhang Yue clapped his hands again and said loudly to everyone: "Any member of Zhang Yue Guild who meets this little brother named Ye Buping in the future will be treated as a distinguished guest!"
Then, Zhang Yue took out another piece of paper, and this was his highlight.
He loudly said to everyone: "1. Boss Gounu applied to dissolve the Gounu Guild! 2. According to the contract, he will pay you 3% of the liquidated damages; [-]. All the remaining properties of Gounu will be donated to me!"
Gou Nu's eyes widened and he roared: "No! I didn't!"
"No. You do." Zhang Yue smiled cordially. "You will have your fingerprints stamped soon."
At the same time, Zhang Yue handed the paper to the man next to him.
The man held the paper and approached Boss Gounu.
Gou Nu was shocked!He wanted to resist, but unfortunately he was already defeated.He regretted so much that he shouldn't have allowed his men to provoke that poor young man!Who knew this guy was pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger?
He could only look at Jinmen for help.
"Golden Gate!"
Because he did not directly participate in the roundup of Ye Buping in Kinmen, he was not killed.
However, Jinmen not only did not go to protect Boss Gounu, but instead took out an iron chain and made a clattering sound, as if mocking Boss Gounu.
"Boss Zhang Yue, I want to tie him to the road."
"Oh?" Zhang Yue smiled and nodded, then clapped his hands. "I donated a dog house to Boss Gounu in my own name."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then laughed wildly.I don't know why, but they just feel good.Then they all shouted loudly.
"When the dog is tired, he will go back to the kennel!"
It echoes what Boss Gounu said before, "A dog will come back when it's hungry."Great!
Then, everyone began to praise Zhang Yue again.
"Boss Zhang Yue is so kind!"
The people around him also reacted, and they all put on flattering smiles.
"Boss Zhang Yue is here, Qingtian is here!"
"Long live Zhang Yue! We are saved!"
Although Ye Buping was not involved, he left a legend behind.Parents often scare their children by saying, "If you don't obey me again, I will send you to your brother-in-law!"
Moreover, Ye Buping also indirectly improved the attitude of the association staff towards hunters, especially towards unfamiliar faces.
……
Ding!Won the "The Devil is Coming" junior, 10th prize.
Ding!Won the "The Devil is Coming" special award.
Ding!Won the special award for "pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger".
……
Ye Buping looked through the unlocked titles in the background. These should be the negative emotions caused by "Brother's Snap of Fingers".
Since it's not a ninjutsu, there are no hidden rewards.However, I made a lot of money from Naruto coins.After some statistics, there are enough to amount to 70.
However, seeing the title that was unlocked next made him not so happy.Even, my heart sank to the bottom of my heart.
Ding!Won the special award "It turns out he is a freeloader".
When Ye Buping saw this title backstage, he frowned.Could it be that Meizu is chasing me?Moreover, when they asked others about me, they caused such emotional fluctuations in others?
No, Uncle Zhao cannot be implicated.
"Uncle Zhao, I won't go to Karza City with you. Let's just say goodbye."
"Ah?" It was Zhao Ying who spoke first, with a trace of reluctance flashing in her big eyes. "Didn't you just say that you wanted to try our ale?"
"Hahaha." Ye Buping scratched his head and used laughter to cover up his inner nervousness.At the same time, he glanced behind him from the corner of his eye.
"No. I suddenly thought of something very important."
"In that case, we won't keep him." Uncle Zhao patted Ye Buping's shoulder with his left hand. "I will be in Karza from now on and welcome you at any time. Say thank you to Senior Brother Mie for me."
"..." Before, the system's voice spread across a five-kilometer range, but now everyone thought that there was a strong person secretly protecting Ye Buping.He couldn't explain it.
He could only nod.
"Okay. Uncle Zhao, sister Zhao Ying, take care."
Before leaving, Zhao Ying suddenly stopped him.
"Unjust!"
Ye Buping looked back and saw her firm eyes, as if she had made a decision.
"Three years later, I will avenge my father!"
Ye Buping glanced at Uncle Zhao's broken arm. He had saved his life, and he must avenge his broken arm. "Okay! Then, let's go together!"
"Hehe! It's a deal! I'll come to the Holy Island to find you then!"
Of course, Zhao Ying was not admitted to Holy Island College.That's why she said that.
Uncle Zhao hesitated to speak several times. Boss Gounu is also an S-class strongman after all!Is three years enough?
However, in the end he did not stop their agreement.Hopefully, this will be a good way to motivate them to practice hard!Moreover, with Senior Mie Di here, it should be no problem!
After a hasty farewell, Ye Buping headed south.
As it turns out, not only were his concerns correct, but the situation was actually much worse.
His crisis was twofold.One: An hour after saying goodbye, Meizu little Lolita caught up with Uncle Zhao and deceived all the information from Uncle Zhao on the pretext of "recovering her brother who ran away from home."
The only good thing is that they didn't hurt Uncle Zhao's family.
Second: Two hours after Ye Buping used the Ring of Mie Di, three young men in white robes gathered together.
"This is the smell of life magic!"
"I have informed the headquarters that no matter who it is, no matter what the price, the caster must be captured alive! Third brother, you go to the nearby towns to inquire. If you have any news, send a message immediately! Second brother, follow me!"
……
Ye Buping, who had no idea about this, had arrived near a new city.And in this place, there are no more monsters in the wild for him to hunt.
The tuition fee of five gold coins is still two and a half gold coins short.Of course, you have to consider that you may not be able to find a job immediately when you arrive on the Holy Island, so you must prepare more than one gold coin for living expenses.In other words, he needs to earn four gold coins in these two months, which is equivalent to 4 yuan. This difficulty...
A new day, a new beginning.
Under the morning sun, Ye Buping poked his face, then gritted his teeth and spent [-] yuan to learn how to make ordinary military grain pills.
Ding!Ask the host to make a choice.
1. The Bingliang Pills of the Akimichi family have an upgrade route, but the upgraded Bingliang Pills require the blood of the Akimichi family to be used, and are life-threatening;
2. There is no upgrade route for the Inuzuka family’s military food pills.But only this kind of Bingliang Pill is suitable for humans and monsters.
3. Tsunade's Bingliangwan has an upgrade route.Disadvantages: If the craftsmanship is not good, the Bingliang Pills produced will be large and unpalatable. (Note: It tastes so bad that it makes you dizzy.)
Ye Buping thought for a moment and eliminated the first item first. 2 and 3 are difficult to separate.
Rich people will more or less get some summoned beasts or pets.Therefore, the Inuzuka family's ration pills are very popular, but unfortunately there is no room for advancement.That's why he hesitated.
"Classmate Xiaoai, after I studied 2, can I still study 3?"
"Yes. However, the second copy will cost double."
"Oh." Ye Buping nodded, "That's good. Wait! Classmate Xiao Ai, I always feel like something is wrong!"
Ding!Won the junior level of "Profiteers don't play according to routines" and won 10 awards.
For the sake of promotion, merchants usually want the second portion to be cheaper.It's true that he doesn't play by the rules.
"Uh..." Ye Buping wanted to laugh, but he felt as if he was the victim!
In the end, he chose the method of making Inuzuka Bingliang pills.
He didn't know whether to be disappointed or happy, but he discovered that making Bing Liang Pills didn't require an alchemy furnace.I'm afraid this news will shock the alchemist's chin, right?
No need for an alchemy furnace?Can that be called alchemy?
Of course, Ye Buping faced a new problem.
"Classmate Xiaoai, can you translate the names of these medicinal materials?"
Classmate Xiao Ai also responded quickly. "Host, the translator requires ten thousand Hokage coins."
Ye Buping took a deep breath and suppressed the curse. "Profiteer! Absolute profiteer behavior!"
"Bonus, a quick chakra training method."
"Well... I just feel that the system and the host need to trust each other, so I agree to this deal."
Ding!Won the "Ye Jingze" senior award, 1000 yuan.
Ding!Won "Profiteers don't play by the rules." Intermediate level, award 100.
Ye Buping always felt that the first title was so harsh.However, this thousand Hokage coins smell so good.
Mudd!For the Hokage coins, I actually feel myself getting weirder and weirder!
But classmate Xiao Ai continued to add fuel to the fire.
"Host, let me tell you, if you can open the seventh gate among the eight gates of Dunjia, a fighter like Shoehorn Face can only be played casually."
Ye Buping glanced at the pattern that was still in a gray state in his mind, and it read: Eight Gate Dunjia, personally taught by Master Madara, the most powerful physical technique, only sold for [-] million Hokage coins, no one can bully a child.
What's even more outrageous is that there is a note above: (The host is not yet eligible to purchase).
If you can't buy it, why do you want me to see it?It’s heartbreaking to kill someone!
What’s even more outrageous is that classmate Xiao Ai is still going on.
"Host, Sharingan is what you can buy currently. If you have it, you will copy other people's advanced magic. Didn't you say that the meat of saber-toothed tigers is delicious? With advanced magic, you can jump to level B and challenge level A. A super saber-toothed tiger..."
"Classmate Xiaoai, I want to be quiet!" Even so, Ye Buping only had five words in his heart - I want Hokage coins!
etc!If I upgrade "Ye Jingze" to a special level, wouldn't that be an extra ten thousand?Moreover, this title seems to be easy to upgrade!But he soon discovered that something was wrong with him.
Damn it!Ye Buping rubbed his face vigorously.For the sake of Hokage coins, I actually want to throw away my moral integrity!Am I going to die?However, the Sharingan is so tempting!The Eight Gate Dunjia is so tempting!And the clay ninjutsu mentioned earlier is also very tempting!
Ding!Won the "Ye Jingze" special grade award.
"This..." Scratching his head, Ye Buping was suddenly startled. "Classmate Xiaoai."
"Host, what's wrong?"
Ye Buping looked melancholy. "If one day I don't even recognize you, please don't doubt that I have not been taken away from you."
"Host, don't worry, this system directly binds the soul."
"..." You don't understand my sadness!
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