I've become weird for Hokage

"Clay Explosive Escape Volume 1 (2), what does Level 1 Prop Mall ([-]) mean?"

Xiao Ai quickly responded: "Let me talk about Clay Explosion Escape first. It is divided into three stages, namely the upper, middle and lower volumes. The power of each volume is different. The first volume is a C1 bomb, and the middle volume is The bombs of c2 and c3, the next roll is c4 and c0.”

"What c1234?" Ye Buping didn't understand at all.

"Host, you don't need to know so much right now. You just need to remember that the previous volume is just the basics of explosive escape. The power of C1 is probably the magic of a D-level fire magician. And there is no need to consider the issue of body modification."

"In the future, you want to modify your body?"

"Yes. Just like this." Following Xiao Ai's words, a strange man appeared in Ye Buping's mind. Not only did one of his eyes turn into the shape of a camera, but he also had an extra one on his chest and palms. mouth.

Ye Buping swore that it would never become like this.

"Host, the cameras on your eyes can be removed."

"That's okay, but what about the mouths on the palms and chest?" Ye Buping still couldn't accept opening three more mouths on his body.

Classmate Xiao Ai immediately came up with another plan.

"The host, the mouth on the chest is for the C0 bomb, which is used for the final self-destruction. It is a move that kills everyone. The host does not need it. As for the two hands, as long as the host's ability to control chakra is strong enough, and the host is a mage, so You don’t need to open two mouths on the palm of your hand.”

"That's okay." Ye Buping nodded, not turning into a monster, this is acceptable.However, he soon discovered another problem.

"What about that camera? We don't have such a thing here." Ye Buping can understand this term because he has a library of terminology explanations that have been systematically injected into his mind.

Regarding this problem, Xiao Ai also quickly came up with a solution.

"The function of the camera is actually to take pictures so that the host's bomb can track the target. This can be replaced by the Sharingan."

"It's the Sharingan again!" Ye Buping only has a little over 100 million Hokage coins now, while the Sharingan costs 1000 million.

"Host, don't worry. That can only be used after you hit the roll. The first roll is to teach you some basic bombs, usually throwing. Oh, by the way, host, are you eager to fly?"

Ye Buping's eyes lit up, "Flying is only possible for S-class experts, except for wind magicians of course."

"Isn't that more perfect? ​​Host, you can imagine that flying in the air and then dropping bombs will put magic fighters below S level at an absolute disadvantage. And..."

"And what?"

"As long as the host sends out such a slogan, he will get a chance to win the lottery."

Then, Ye Buping heard the recording in his mind, which was a man's voice.I don’t know which country’s language it is from, but it sounds a bit like——

"How many floors can a bag of rice carry... If you have mud in your mouth, who will give you a bag of rice, spicy Tiansen..."

Ye Buping thought about it carefully and then expressed his opinion. "I feel a bit powerful, but I don't know why, I always feel a bit like that?"

"Host."

"What's wrong, classmate Xiaoai?" Ye Buping had a vague premonition.

"there's one more thing."

"what?"

In Ye Buping's doubts, classmate Xiao Ai said heartbreaking words.

"Host, have you seen the parentheses behind the first scroll of Clay Explosion? Host, you have to raise three of them before you can learn the first scroll."

"..." Ye Buping was stunned. After a long time, a system prompt rang in his mind.

Ding!Won the first grade of "The system abused me thousands of times", 10.

……

Ding!Won the "The system tortured me..." special feature.

"The host is great! I got the Hokage Coins in just 2 minutes. The host is really suitable for this system."

"..." Ye Buping burst into tears, harvesting his own negative emotions, but it was okay.It's just a bit of a waste of liver, just to give you some energy!

After a moment of silence, Ye Buping asked again: "What about the level 2 mall?"

This time, he has enough psychological preparation. No matter how angry he is, he will not be angry anymore.

"Oh, this is according to the rules. For example: only one fragment is needed for the first level, 3 for the second level, 5 for the third level, and so on."

"What can I get after upgrading?"

"Host, that's a good question! If you set an upgrade threshold, there must be corresponding rewards. In other words, the harder it is, the more you get..."

"Classmate Xiaoai, no need to set the stage. I can control my emotions."

"Okay. In the first-level mall, the host can only buy kunai, detonating charms, smoke pills, flash pills, and ordinary soldier food pills. The detonating charms are not very powerful... Well, to put it simply, the second-level mall is Open up some things for D-level magic. Specifically, I can only slowly understand it after the host unlocks it."

"That's not bad." To be honest, Ye Buping was a little looking forward to that sentence targeting D-levels.He is only at the E-level level now, and will remain at this level for some time to come, so it is naturally a good thing that there are D-level items in the mall.

However, collecting fragments is a bit tricky.It's not that easy to win.However, Xiao Ai is one with Ye Buping, so he naturally knows what Ye Buping is thinking.It also gives its advice.

"Host, judging from the current data, I have discovered a phenomenon that may help the host draw hidden rewards."

"Oh? Tell me quickly."

"I found that Master Xiang seems to be the host's goddess of luck. As long as..."

"Shut up!" Ye Buping had that familiar foreboding feeling in his heart again.But classmate Xiao Ai has already spoken out.

"As long as the host creates a clone and then cheats on it with a kiss, fencing will be judged as a strange behavior by the system. The host does not need to thank me. It is my obligation to provide the host with the best solution..."

Ding...another wave of collecting my own negative emotions.

"Classmate Xiaoai." After a moment of silence, Ye Buping said extremely seriously. "You can be funny, you can prick others' hearts, but you have to have three correct views. You can't do anything that harms morality. This is an order, do you understand?"

After a pause, I also got a response from Xiao Ai.

"Yes! It has been written into the program."

"Yes." Ye Buping nodded with satisfaction.

His crisis is still not over.His goal is to seize the opportunity to escape to the Holy Island. Fortunately, he is no longer short of money.

Spend eighty silver coins to buy a wildebeest.Although the speed is twice as slow as the Earth Dragon, it can still reach a speed of [-] kilometers per hour.Of course, the wildebeest cannot last very long. After running for half an hour, you need to rest for a while and then continue.

However, it is now time for the wildebeest to rest.

He looked up at the blue sky and could only sigh silently: It would be great to fly in the sky.

Suddenly, he saw two small dots in the sky, approaching from far away.

After flying closer, Ye Buping saw clearly that they were two big white horses with wings.

Looking at the white horse, Ye Buping felt an inexplicable familiarity.After being stunned for a while, he finally came to his senses.

Gan!Isn’t this the unicorn that the textbook says is unique to the divine religion?And the cult seems to be tracking me!

Not only that, Ye Buping also heard someone shouting on top of the unicorn.

"Fronmont's! Fronmont's!"

Hmm...the name of the divine religion is so weird.etc!They seem to be calling me!

Without waiting for Ye Buping to react, two young men in white came to Ye Buping and introduced themselves familiarly.

"From Franmont, I am your Uncle Tyson, and this is Uncle Jack. We are here to take you back."

Another young man in white, called Uncle Jack, also added: "Your father is Father Ferdinand. Your training period has expired. We will unlock the seal of your memory now." As they said that, they raised their hands. He put it on Ye Buping's shoulder and started singing quickly.

Their words contained a lot of information, and Ye Buping also thought about it carefully.Although it was a bit abrupt, he was already getting excited.

So I’m the boss’s son?

Moreover, as expected of a divine religion, the energy coming from them is so warm and bright.

However, before he could be happy for long, there was a cold voice from the system.

System prompt: Foreign consciousness has been detected and is trying to tamper with the host's memory.

What!Ye Buping was shocked. These two people were going to tamper with his memory!

System prompt: Successfully resisted foreign consciousness and caused them to suffer a certain degree of backlash.

Sure enough, Ye Buping saw their dull eyes.At this moment, he understood that the two people in front of him were not relatives, and I was not the son of a big boss.

The clown turned out to be me?

However, Ye Buping was not polite. He immediately took out two kunai and stabbed them. They were enemies, so he wanted to kill him while he was sick!

Unfortunately, the kunai was broken by the invisible barrier on the surface of their bodies.

Ye Buping quickly stepped back, but found that he seemed to be stuck in the quagmire and could not move.

He was horrified to see that his feet were unknowingly entangled by two colorful light pillars.

However, the two religious personnel had already opened their eyes.

"Haha. It seems that Brother-Slayer Devil has left life-saving measures on you."

"Boss, hand this kid over to the Law Enforcement Hall, they are good at interrogating!"

The boss did not immediately adopt the second child's suggestion, but interrogated Ye Buping again.

"Tell me, where is Brother Mie?"

Kill your brother?Ye Buping remembered that when he was besieged by the Gou Slave Guild, he used the "Snap of Brother's Fingers, Thanos' Smile" in the emergency kit.

However, the terminology database makes it very clear that Thanos and Thanos are fictional characters.

Seeing that Ye Buping didn't speak, the boss snorted coldly.

"Boy! Originally, I thought you had kind thoughts in your heart, and the light of God could drive away the evil in your heart, but if you are still stubborn..."

"Boss, he goes everywhere to deceive people. He looks like a hopeless guy at first glance. Naturally, he will also have a similar affinity with the old devil. Just hand him over to the Law Enforcement Hall!"

"Tricking the people? Old devil?" Ye Buping looked confused, where is this?However, their next words made him even more confused.

"People in several streets are scolding you, saying that you defrauded them of their money and then fled to South City! Haha, you were smart and didn't go to South City! However, we have prophecy."

Ye Buping was furious, "Who the hell made this rumor!"

Who wouldn't be angry if someone framed him for no reason?Even when faced with being captured, he could not hide his anger.

However, he quickly thought of a possibility. Could it be that store manager Qian deliberately made people say this to the cult in order to spread false information?But, you can’t accuse someone of innocence out of thin air!

Suddenly, the second brother shouted loudly, which startled Ye Buping.Of course, that loud shout was not directed at Ye Buping.

He shouted at the person in the shadow: "Who is that person! Get out!"

His voice was like a bolt from the blue, and his attitude was even worse than when he faced Ye Buping.It seems that people hiding in the dark are more disliked by him.