I've become weird for Hokage

The shaking of the bed woke up Ye Buping who was sleeping soundly.

"Is it an earthquake?" He opened his eyes drowsily, but the sight in front of him woke him up instantly.

This is not my room!It's in a carriage!And my hands and feet were tied tightly!

I was kidnapped?

Ye Buping could only come to this conclusion, but soon, he discovered something was wrong.

I'm so poor, who would kidnap me?

If it's not about money, then...is it a misunderstanding?Or did the robbers have other ulterior motives?

If it's the latter, that's bad!

After thinking about it, Ye Buping banged his head on the partition, trying to attract the attention of the people in the cab and then communicate with them.

"Hoola!" With a sound, the small window on the partition was opened, revealing the face of a big man.Although he looks quite unique, his slender face is inlaid with two asymmetrical eyes.But his fierce eyes were quite scary.

"Boy! Be honest!"

"I'm not a rich man. Did you arrest the wrong person?"

The car stopped and the big man walked into the car.

He looked very impatient. "That's right! Boy, I hope you won't be so talented in the next life! Also, the third lady is recognized as the most beautiful woman in our Meizu. Who wouldn't want her first night?"

At the end, there was an expression of envy.

These two sentences contain a lot of information.Ye Buping chewed carefully.

Next life?Don't you have such great talent?Third lady?Meizu?

"Oh Cao! Meizu!" Ye Buping screamed.He had heard some rumors.But hasn’t this evil race been wiped out long ago?

Old people often say that there are thousands of evil spells that can steal people's talents, but Meizu is the most vicious.

My magic is water and earth.It is the attribute that nourishes all things.Naturally, he is the sweet potato in their eyes. They must have come prepared and it was definitely not a chance encounter!

In class, the teacher also focused on the dangers of Meizu.

Meizu usually has two ways to steal people's talents, one is to kill the chicken to get the eggs; the other is to turn the chicken into an idiot and then lay eggs for her throughout her life.What's even more hateful is that they won't be satisfied with just one laying hen.How hateful!

No matter which one, it is not what Ye Buping wants.He has just come of age and is in blooming season!He finally got into the Holy Island Demonic Martial Arts Academy, and there were many seniors waiting for him to meet him!And the alcoholic adoptive father’s last wish was not fulfilled!

Ye Buping looked at that hateful shoehorned face fiercely, but he could only secretly hate: Damn your envy!If you want to be an idiot, go do it yourself!

No wonder, I was so broke that I was kidnapped.

Ye Buping quickly mobilized the magic power in his body and tried to activate magic to destroy the ropes on his body.However, he discovered that his magic power was also sealed, and it was impossible to break free.

"Ha ha!"

At this time, the robber deliberately flashed the S-class fighter badge on his chest.Then he yelled at the top of his lungs: "Be honest and suffer less. Lao Li drives!"

Ye Buping was shocked, S level!Don't judge people by their appearance!And is there anyone in the cab?What strength does that person have?

He didn't want to sit still and wait for death.It's a pity that he is only a small E-level mage, six steps behind his S-level mage.

The big man continued. "We still have three days to go, be honest. Although I can't let you die...but you don't want to suffer physical pain..."

Ye Buping could feel the threat in it.

Only three days left?In three days, I will either be killed or become an idiot?

Damn Meizu!He was very angry.

Suddenly, a strange voice sounded in Ye Buping's mind. The voice sounded like an emotionless female voice, and her way of speaking was also strange.

Ding!Congratulations to the host for achieving the conditions for unlocking the title: Unreasonable behavior that causes negative emotions to the host or others.

Therefore, he received the junior title of "Meizu will die under flowers, but he will be an idiot even if he is a ghost" and will be rewarded with 10 Hokage coins.

Ye Buping secretly rejoiced, could there be a kind person trying to save me?But why can’t we understand what kind-hearted people say? …

"Who? Who is talking?" Ye Buping replied to this kind person in his heart.

"The noun interpretation library is being loaded for the host... Also, if the host wants to communicate with me, just do it in your heart..."

Although the big man on the side couldn't hear the words of the kind person, he could see that Ye Buping looked strange.So he warned unkindly: "Boy! My warning is the last time! Don't play tricks! Meizu girls are great. Just enjoy it."

Domineering and domineering! The S-class fighter badge shines.

Ye Buping really wanted to slap this disgusting shoehorn face to death!Go and enjoy it yourself!You wait!After I communicate with the kind people...

Through secret communication with well-wishers and her database of terminology explanations.

Only then did Ye Buping realize: It turned out that the good-hearted person was not a human being, but the artificial intelligence Xiao Ai. It was a system elf responsible for the communication between the host and the system.

Ye Buping can obtain Hokage Coins by unlocking various strange titles, and Hokage Coins can be used to purchase various strange things in the system mall.

For example, "the ordinary Sharingan used by Kakashi."

Ye Buping couldn't help but complain: There is someone named Ka? 1000 million Hokage coins!So expensive!What is the use?

Copying other people's magic and fighting skills... illusions... Oh Cao!

Being able to copy other people's magic is so cool just thinking about it...

More importantly, classmate Xiao Ai reminds me that the following three things are essential for this escape.They are:

Multiple shadow clones only require 16 Hokage coins; chakra base, [-]; earth escape, heart decapitation technique, [-]; total: [-].

Therefore, if you don’t want to be turned into an idiot by their third lady, just work hard to unlock the title!

After Ye Buping learned this information, he had only been there for 4 minutes.At this moment, his eyes were full of fighting spirit.Even facing an S-class strongman, he was not afraid at all.

The counter-offensive began.

"Hello? Big fighter." Ye Buping continued after attracting the other party's attention. "You just said you couldn't let me die?"

The fighter's pupils shrank slightly, and then he covered it up with gangster aura. "It seems it's time to relax."

Ye Buping could clearly feel that the other party had negative emotions, but he did not activate the title.

"Why is classmate Xiaoai silent?"

"Title unlocking conditions: 1. The behavior must be strange; 2. The victim must have negative emotions (note: when the victim is the host himself, the reward is the lowest); 3. After using behaviors related to ninjutsu to unlock the title, there is a chance to obtain Hidden rewards.”

"Whose behavior? Wait..." Ye Buping had no time to listen to classmate Xiao Ai's explanation.Because the fist of the violent fighter is about to fall on him.

No one wants to be beaten, so he had an idea.Then he tilted his head and rolled his eyes... ready to bite his tongue and commit suicide...

Blood flowed from the corners of his mouth.Ye Buping is not afraid, because there is absolutely no way this guy will let me die!

Ding!Judgment: Since biting your tongue to show it to the villain is unnatural, the victim is the host himself, and he has negative emotions. (Note: After the host becomes familiar with this system, there will no longer be a judgment prompt.)

Therefore, congratulations to the host for obtaining the junior title of "I outlive the villain". Reward: 10 Hokage Coins!

It turns out that this means that the victim is oneself.Hiss...it hurts!

The big fighter immediately pried open Ye Buping's mouth and took out a cloth ball to stuff his mouth.Then he said viciously: "Boy, I said...dig! Why are you holding your breath..."

Ye Buping rolled his eyes, but he was very determined in his heart: In the words of classmate Xiao Ai, we are now men with golden fingers. Just be confident and we will be done.

Ding!Won the intermediate level of "I outlive the villain", with a prize of 100.

Ye Buping was secretly happy, good guy, it turns out this thing can be upgraded!That's okay.It's worth the pain.Still short of Hokage coins!

Seeing Ye Buping's posture, the big fighter panicked and stopped trying to beat Ye Buping.

Have no idea.This kid is the key to revitalizing the Meizu. This information is the result of the high priest's life divination.If this kid had any shortcomings...he wouldn't dare to bet.

The fighter said viciously as he uncovered the ball of cloth. "Remember, you are the one being kidnapped! Don't go too far!"

Ye Buping smiled slightly, this was his victory.Next, it’s your turn to feel the pain!

As he gasped and stared at the hateful shoehorn face, he was also thinking in his mind: This must be an unreasonable behavior, right?

Suddenly, he smiled evilly and asked, "What's your mother's surname? Oh, by the way, I'm not afraid of death. Answer my questions seriously."

"What the hell!" I still need to answer seriously!Several times the fighter raised his fist and then lowered it.It was not difficult for Ye Buping to see that Shoehorn's face must be very depressed at this time.

Ding!Judgment: For an enemy with such an appearance, the host is also interested in his female relatives, which is an unreasonable behavior. The victim is the other party, and it causes the other party to have negative emotions.

Therefore, if you get the "Curious Baby" level, you will be rewarded with 30 Hokage Coins.

Won the junior "Why is this happening" award 30.

That's not right... System, I'm not interested in his female relatives!Wait, that last title... the system can also read minds?

In order to determine whether the system really has the ability to read the enemy's mind, Ye Buping asked again: "Hey! Shoehorn Face, were you thinking just now, why is this happening?"

Sure enough, he saw the corner of Shoehorn's mouth twitch.It seems that the title indeed contains some information about victim psychology.At least a moment of negative emotion.

At the same time, he also figured out the person with the shoehorn face: He had S-level strength, he looked fierce, but he was actually a bit silly.If I were him, I would never show weakness and knock him unconscious if he disobeys. As long as the captives are not allowed to commit suicide.Unfortunately, shoehorned faces are not as smart as me.

"Host, hurry up and gather your money. Try to collect ten thousand today and learn the basics of ninjutsu."

Ye Buping raised the corners of his mouth, "Hahaha. Isn't it easy to unlock the title?"

Facing Ye Buping's sudden laughter, it made the great fighter's hair stand on end.The fortune teller paid the price of his life to divine such a lunatic?

Ding!Won "Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it." Junior level, award 30.

"Lao Li! Come and watch this kid! I'll drive!"

Looking at the back of the great fighter, Ye Buping couldn't help but try to stay. "Big fighter, don't go! Let's talk for a while! I'm not crazy!"

That's a mobile Hokage coin!Are you willing to let him go?But he did not consider the feelings of the victims.

Hearing this, the great warrior almost fell down when he got off the carriage.This is really evil, can this kid read minds?Isn’t it okay for me to leave?

Ding!Won the junior prize of "The departure of leaves, not the failure of trees to stay".

"Classmate Xiaoai, I suddenly discovered something."

"Host, what's the matter?"

"I suddenly discovered that shoehorn faces are also very cute."

After a long pause, Xiao Ai's reply came.

"...Host, your strange aesthetic is very suitable for this system. Okay, please invite the next victim."