[Hokage] Terukawa

After one night, my plan to count the number of Dongming's eyelashes was still in vain.The light at night is so dim that people wish they could grow a few more pairs of compound eyes, and Dongming's sudden turning over made me realize that it's getting late. If I can't fall asleep before he turns on the plane rotation mode, then I'll be back today. Don't even think about going to sleep at night - the matter is very important, I'd better not do this kind of death.

However, the consequences of going to bed late are still reflected, such as now - I found that I woke up almost an hour later than usual, which means that I have a 50.00% possibility of being asked about my sleeping status by Oroko - —Well, although it is true that there is a problem with sleep, I really don't think this situation is worthy of careful study, but her inquiry is out of scorching mother's love...so all the words with resistance And actions are included in my taboo list in this situation.

...So what was obviously a simple thing that could be solved turned into a rather complicated thing.

Of course, Zhizi is the best, and I believe that all the pots belong to the aristocratic education she has received - not so necessary.

I deftly put the pot on the superfluous and unflattering aristocratic education head, and then quickly dressed and turned out of bed-if I moved fast enough, I could even rush to the bed before breakfast. My family asks some questions.In this regard, they are undoubtedly very reliable elders, because they never said stupid things to me like "You went down the mountain to buy matcha dumplings" because they never said anything stupid to me. He will reason with me on the facts.In the past three years, I have had many opportunities to go down the mountain, but they are definitely not too many—at least they have little effect on understanding the outside world, so for me, this is a question to my parents and elder brothers day-to-day becomes more important.

No matter how many times you look at this map, it will make people feel really fucking messy.

I looked up at the world map pinned to the wall, and the shape of those continental plates was so weird—I really felt that the big piece of land in the middle was like a big potato with two stinky socks on it , and the island countries represented by the country of water where we are located are like a bag of biscuits scattered all over the place.

All I had to do was ask the questions kids would ask, and pick out the information I wanted from the answers they gave me.I believe that one day, these scattered information will spell out a relatively real world for me.

"The rest of the country of water...is it raining and snowing like ours?"

——The answer is no... Oh, yes, the folk customs in different places should be very different, so those who don't know the situation should not wander around in the country of water.

"In the case of the Land of Wind, there should be docks along the coast, right? I just don't know if there are coconut trees... I don't know if the coconuts produced from the edge of the desert have any special place."

——There is a wharf, but there are not many seafood. After all, no one wants to see fresh fish turn into stinky fish and rotten shrimp during the transportation process, and ninjas are unlikely to use precious seal scrolls To engage in these things, this is probably the helplessness of being in the desert... Trade and drinking water should be short boards.

"Why did the country of tea and the country of vortex leave the middle part of the peninsula to the country of fire? The graphics are broken, it looks so strange."

——Break off their resources and commercial connections, and take a small piece of the inland sea by the way, so that the transportation of materials is like picking up something... It seems that it was obtained in the war, and it is very clever to occupy and divide the land.

"Then what about here, what is this place?" Seeing that the time was almost running out, this was the last question.I casually pointed to an unnamed archipelago consisting of three small islands around the Kingdom of Water, "It's so close to the Kingdom of Water, and the area is not small, but it doesn't have a name?"

Dongming couldn't give an answer, so he also turned to look at the righteous man, expecting his answer.

"...that's the Otonashi Islands. For us, it can barely be called a hometown..." Yiren's expression looked a little weird for a moment, and he hesitated in his words.His demeanor looked a little dazed, mixed with some inexplicable nostalgia, and his expression was more like talking to himself than answering questions.

After a short pause, he showed a smile of unknown meaning, which looked a bit spicy: "But don't worry, there is no one there now-hey, Dongming, what is your expression? Give me those scripts in your head Throw away all the rubbish plots, there is no need for us to do anything - I shouldn't have bought you a storybook!"

Zhizi let out a cooperating "puchi" laugh at the side, and stretched out her hand to pinch her husband's tired face.

The righteous man sighed, stood up and said, "Don't look at this map." Then, he stretched out his hand to pull out the nails nailed to the four corners of the map. Rusty iron nails only need a little force.

"...Why?" I didn't realize it for a moment, and the question blurted out, while Dongming looked thoughtful beside me.

"Because..." I don't know if it was my illusion, but the righteous man seemed to look at Zhizi hesitantly, "Because it is old," he sighed again, "It should be replaced when it is old... I don't understand now It doesn't matter, you will understand when I hang up the new one."

I did not understand the topic about the map, but since righteous people say that they will understand after getting a new map, then I am naturally too lazy to think about it.As for that "hometown"... The righteous man's indifferent attitude made me secretly relieved, but it also made me feel a little inexplicably lost - I pressed the strange thoughts in my heart - and the standard plot of the dog blood novel "Salvation" A family that is about to perish in the conspiracy" passed by, which is probably considered gratifying—a few days ago, I even felt that I might have entered a farming world, and the ultimate achievement is to occupy The mountain is king, and then punch Nanshan Nursing Home, kick Beihai Kindergarten, and become a super-legendary bandit leader or something.

I turned my head and glanced at Dongming—probably because the righteous man distracted my attention from the topic of the map, and because he was just called by the righteous man, his cheeks were pink at this time, and he looked a little embarrassed when he smiled.This reminded me of the scene yesterday when he insisted on pinching the fish meat for me despite his apparent bewilderment, and then I felt inexplicably wanting to laugh.

Tsk tsk tsk, Feng Shui turns.

I looked at Dongming narrowly, with a smile that I thought was very kind, but when I wasn't paying attention, he pressed one hand on my forehead and pushed me back, and then used the other hand that was free. Scratching the bridge of my nose with one hand—

"Hey, what if I lose my nose in the future, are you really my brother?!"

"Of course I am your brother, who is closer than your nose!"

——God tm dearer brother than my nose!

Before running out of the room, he ruffled my hair vigorously while his hands were still on my head, which caused my hair, which I managed to tidy up in the morning, to be messed up again, looking like Haruno Build your own nest in a tree.

...Wait, Haruno.

After catching up with Dongming's footsteps, he paused.

It seems that I haven't fed her since last night... Is this what I thought about last night for a long time and didn't think of it?

I hesitated to think for a while, and always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't remember it, so I just gave up in the end.

The first thing a smart person has to do is not to embarrass himself.

I think.

It's a big deal to add another meal to Haruno... Anyway, she is not picky eater, she will eat anything (?).

Dongming?There was no need to chase after all, after all, it would be time for breakfast in a while, and the matcha dumplings that everyone liked would appear on the table-he couldn't even miss this.

Plan pass√

Dongming finally paid the price for his wrong behavior of messing up my hair and scraping the bridge of my nose—yes, it’s the cupola, and he has to live through the whole day with the cupola that I tied with my own hands from now on. sky.

"Mom, do you think that brother looks particularly energetic today?" I patted Zhizi on the shoulder with a smile on my face, "It's the kind that looks very different compared to usual."

Zhizi showed a gratified smile: "I think it's good, Zhaohe's hand is very skillful."

The righteous man suppressed a smile beside her and added: "And compared to usual, it really looks very different."

Of course not, with all the hair he could gather on top of his head, his head looked like an onion.

I kindly asked Dongming: "What do you think?"

"...Let me tell you," he took a grievous breath, "the hair is a little tight."

"If it is not tight, it will fall down, and then you will be like a crushed onion."

"..." Dongming looked at me who was talking nonsense and taking it for granted, with extremely complicated eyes, which contained things such as "disappointing", "heartbroken", "I didn't expect you to be such a younger brother".

Me: selective blindness.jpg

The Righteous Man is an absolute activist, and his efficiency in doing things has always been very high, but the new map made us wait for five full days.

"It's not on the market now, so I drew it myself," he said with his back to us, pressing the nails into the four corners of the map with his hands. Rubbing, "The painting is average, let's just wait and see."

After finishing speaking, he clapped his palms and turned to leave.

It must be admitted that the righteous man drew the map quite beautifully, and the smooth lines accurately outline the dividing line between the ocean and the land, even compared with the ones bought on the market—even better than those street stalls .He even drew the famous mountains and rivers and the capitals of the five major countries that were not there before, as if it was already a map very close to the style of the previous life.

However, at this moment, I am not in the mood to feel these details at all, because I noticed——

The country of the vortex, marked by a simple vortex that I have complained about... is gone.