Ninja world is my vest

"This one, this one"

Ichiro was lying on his younger brother's back, swinging around and giving random instructions, and occasionally using language to interfere. For a moment, it was hard to tell whether he was a teammate or an undercover agent.

Muichiro didn't mind.

He excitedly gestured with the paper net, "Is this this one?"

"That's right"

Ichiro said enthusiastically, "Don't you think, this one looks a lot like you? It's a small one. It's dull and has no one to pay attention to. It just shrinks in the corner and doesn't move. It's always wearing a black Demon Slayer uniform. , he seems to be slow to respond to anything he does."

"Am I usually like this?" Wuichiro tilted his head and thought for a moment, "No, right? I exercise every day, and my thinking is very quick when I fight. On the contrary, my brother always sits in the study for a whole day, and I always get the same problem. It would be more like just to ignore what is happening in the outside world as soon as you start thinking about it!"

Ichiro put on a straight face and tried to look angry, "Are you talking back to me?"

Muichiro saw this scene through the reflection in the water, and was not afraid of wasting money. He directly poked it with a paper net, causing ripples and startling the goldfish to swim around, which immediately destroyed the image just now.

"Talk back?"

After making sure that his brother couldn't see his expression at this time, Muichiro smiled slyly and pretended to be confused, "But brother, didn't you say two days ago that Mr. Iguro and Miss Kanroji are like that, which is called talking back?"

Iguro Kobanai & Kanroji Mitsuri:? ? ?

There is Ichiro, "……………………"

Brother, you are a bad learner!

Hunting geese all day long, but was pecked by geese.

Ichiro couldn't bear the sudden appearance of the honest man. He quickly changed the subject and said in a very stiff tone, "Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. Hurry up and get that fish."

"Shh!"

Before he finished speaking, a paper net stretched out from the side and scooped up the goldfish the brothers were talking about.

Muichiro looked over displeased.

I saw Yuri Hong shaking the small fish tank in her hand proudly, "Do you want it? Please beg me."

Muichiro, "……………………"

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When Ichiro saw this, he rolled his eyes on the surface, but he was slightly relieved in his heart. He always felt that the atmosphere just now seemed a bit awkward, "What a beautiful girl, why is your brain not so good?!"

Well, it's one thing to thank the other person for disrupting the situation, but it doesn't stop him from attacking them.

Yuhi Hong:………………

He left Muichiro's back, then pulled him up, hugged his arm, and showed off, "Steamed cooking is by my side. I'm full and full, so I will do it for a gadget that doesn't even count as a substitute." I have a lawsuit with you. It’s just a goldfish. If you want it, I’ll give it to you. When you get home, take a good look at it and play with it slowly.”

He emphasized the last six words particularly hard.

After saying that, he took Muichiro's hand and went across the street to buy takoyaki.

Ok? ? ?

Yuhi Hong was stunned, a trace of doubt flashed in her eyes.Why do you always feel like something is wrong with what the other person says? !

Is it her imagination? !

"This little girl?"

The stall owner's voice brought back Yuhi Hong's thoughts. After a closer look, she found that there seemed to be an ambiguous snicker on the other person's face, "Do you want to buy this goldfish? If so, just pay quickly. "

"I……"

Yuhi Hong was about to say something, but a flash of lightning suddenly struck in her mind.

goldfish? !

She immediately let go as if she had been burned.

With a crisp sound, looking at the water spilled on the ground, the broken fish tank, and the struggling goldfish, Yuri's face turned red, "I don't want it anymore, I'm sorry for breaking your fish tank, The money will be paid to you."

While talking, he pushed a few banknotes into the boss's hand, and she ran away as fast as she could.

asshole!

She was actually teased!

Ichiro: You think too much!I swear, I was definitely not teasing you!

Sunset red:……………………

……

"you!!!"

When Yuhi Hong catches up, she has to settle a score with someone.

However, as soon as the sentence started, it was interrupted by "someone".

"I said, this aunt, are you bothered or not?!"

Ichiro stuffed a takoyaki into his brother's mouth, and looked sideways at the little beauty in front of him, who although not very young, had already begun to show off his charm, and had obviously dressed up carefully before going out, but his eyes did not waver, "Ninja Are we all as shameless as you?! We brothers finally relaxed, can you please stop being a lightbulb here?! Do you know that you are very disgusting when you do this?!"

Yuhi Hong grabbed the hem of her clothes and was so angry that she could hardly hold back her tears. Wasn't she beautiful enough? She had never seen such an incomprehensible person, "Why do you say that to me?! This road is Is it yours?! You can leave, why can’t I?!”

Really pissed her off!

To be honest, when I first received this task, Yuhi Hongxin actually felt a little guilty and guilty.

As a ninja, it was one thing to have received relevant training, but it was really the first time that she was allowed to perform such a task similar to seduction.

After all, humans are emotional creatures.

Although due to the ninja code, no matter how uncomfortable she feels, it will not affect Yuhi Hong's efforts to conquer the mission target, but this does not mean that she can feel at ease with deceiving the other party.

However, her thoughts only lasted until she met the person she was tasked with.

Now, she just wants to blow the heads of two straight men!

asshole!

Is she that unattractive? !

Could it be that her majestic Konoha Ichika is self-proclaimed? !

At this moment, Yurihong's unwillingness to admit defeat was instantly aroused.

Hey, women, everyone knows that.

She can feel that she is fat, and that is no problem, but if someone dares to say that she is fat, then that person is doomed. Similarly, she can make a living without her appearance, but if someone dares to say that her appearance is not up to par, then she is looking for death. Got it!

This is a battle related to women’s dignity!

however

Facing Kurenai Yuhi, whose whole body was about to "burn", Ichiro just smiled and didn't bother to talk to her at all, "Okay, then you can go as you please, just stay away from us."

After saying that, he took Muichiro and entered a nearby clothing store.

Yuhi Hong reflexively wanted to follow.

However, Muichiro's look in his eyes froze him in place.

"hiss"

Meeting the other person's gaze, Yuhi Hong shuddered unconsciously, feeling as if she was walking back and forth on the verge of death.Why does this man feel so terrible? !What is the origin of her mission target? !

Ichiro seemed unaware of the quarrel between the two of them behind him.

After entering the store, he casually threw a piece of gold to the proprietress, then pulled off his clothes and started gesticulating on Muichiro, "The Demon Slayer uniforms look good, but they are too serious and not suitable for wearing when going out to play. .I heard that there is a Noh performance tonight. Can we go and see it later?"

"Listen to my brother."

Muichiro perfectly played the role of a clothes hanger who couldn't help but let his brother play the dress-up game.

Well, I heard Miss Shinobu say to Mr. Iguro before that when going shopping with important people, you must not complain that you are tired, otherwise you will be easily dumped. Your brother is the most important person to him, so if you put him in his place, it should be okay, right? !

Ichiro: It’s a big problem, okay? !Butterfly Ninja, what did you teach my brother? !The poor shake the big♂ method.jpg

Butterfly Ninja: I didn’t mean that orz

Muichiro:? ? ?

"Just this one!"

Ichiro didn't know what his younger brother was thinking, so after going back and forth seven or eight times, he finally picked the one that matched his eyes. He snapped his fingers and said, "Madam, this is the only one. Bring out two pieces of different colors."

"Why different colors?" Muichiro was a little unhappy, "Didn't we all wear the same clothes before?"

"Okay, okay, then it must be the same."

Ichiro was very talkative, "I heard Miss Shinobu say before that at your age, you like to be unique and don't like the same things as others."

Muichiro's expression was serious, "Brother is not someone else, and besides, aren't we both the same age? You like both, how could I not like it? Also, brother, you remember it wrong, I remember Miss Shinobu clearly said, Wearing the same clothes shows that the two of them have a good relationship."

Ichiro said, "???"

Ichiro felt something was wrong with these words, "When did Miss Shinobu say this?"

Muichiro told the truth, "In July this year, Mr. Iguro didn't know what gift to buy for Miss Kanroji, and I overheard it when he went to ask Miss Shinobu for help."

Ichiro said, "………………"

He patted his younger brother on the shoulder with a heavy expression, "Good boy, the situation of Mr. Iguro and Miss Kanroji is different from the two of us. Don't take what Miss Shinobu says to them from now on too seriously."

He also accepted Butterfly Ninja and Iguro Kobanai.

Good guy!

Of these two people, one really dares to say it, and the other really dares to believe it? !

Butterfly can't bear to understand a woolly love? !

Not even the King of Strong Mouth!

Muichiro was puzzled, "Why? I think it makes sense? My brother and I always wear the same clothes, and our relationship is very good!"

Ichiro said, "...I mean, genders are different and the template cannot be copied."

Muichiro suddenly realized, and immediately said, "Then Miss Shinobu and Miss Kanae are of the same gender. Can their situations be copied?"

envy!

He also really wants to wear the clothes his brother wore!

Butterfly Ninja: Although this is true, why does it make people feel weird when you say something?

Muichiro:? ? ?

The author has something to say: Butterfly Ninja: Why are you being blamed so much before you are even born?

感谢在2021032122:53:292021032223:13:22期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦

Thank you to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: buckwheat wheat wheat, 76 bottle of No. 1 strawberry-flavored bunny;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!