Pokémon Evolution

Lizi's words were not an injustice to Kirito. Anyone who watched his elf being whipped until he fainted would think that Kirito was a jerk.

Kirito felt very bitter in his heart. How could he, who was so elegant and graceful, become a pervert?

You have all misunderstood me!It's just because Jucao Ye's other skills don't work well against water elves!

Kirito looked at the bird beside him with an innocent expression.The little bird couldn't help but shuddered and took a step back.

"Okay, I admit that after being caught with a vine whip, I could have Jucaoye use a sharp knife on his face. But the author felt that it was not enough to make up the word count. He asked me to do it! So I really don't blame me. Ah!" Kirito knelt on the ground and said pitifully to the little bird: "Little bird, we are friends, right? You will not abandon me, right?"

"Get up quickly! I promise you!" Xiaoniao is a child after all, and cannot withstand Kirito's shameless offensive.

Kirito felt secretly happy. To win people's hearts, he was indeed very powerful!

Kirito knelt down just because he was in too much pain from being stepped on by high heels. He followed the trend and used a little trick to bring the bird back.How could the beauty beside the protagonist leave?

The wise god in the original book just can't change into a generalist, and there is a new heroine every season.Kirito wouldn't make such a stupid mistake!I want beautiful women to occupy my backside!

Kirito stood up, patted the dust on his legs, and returned to his strategizing and sunny look.

"Ahem... I lost myself a little bit because of the pain and made everyone laugh. I would like to apologize." Kirito had a charming smile on his lips, very gentlemanly.

This made the four girls who had just witnessed everything very shocked.

Sakura, the eldest sister of the four Hualan sisters, quickly reacted and bowed slightly: "No, Mr. Kirito is really different."

"Sister, you're welcome." As soon as he finished speaking, Kirito pretended to suddenly remember: "Oh! Our previous bet...does it still count?"

Sakura staggered and said hurriedly: "It counts, of course it counts."

Because of the water elf thing, Lizi hated Kirito more and more, and said: "Hmph! It would be great to get the Cerulean Blue Badge, but you still want to bet! I won't give it!"

"Hey! That's outrageous, Miss Lizi. A person needs to have character, like me. When it comes to gambling, you need to have gambling products. We don't bring this kind of thing!" Upon hearing that the mini dragon was not given, Kirito also Don't worry about being cool, just do your duty.

Lizi put her hand on her waist: "I'm just cheating, what's wrong?"

"Riko, please don't be rude. Go and give the mini-dragon's Poke Ball to Mr. Kirito! We must be willing to admit defeat." Sakura said without any doubt.

"But... I spent a lot of money through many channels to..." Lizi wanted to continue, but Sakura glared at her and stopped.

Riko reluctantly placed the mini-dragon's Poke Ball in Kirito's hand.Kirito couldn't help but grin.

"Mini dragon! Got it!"

Kirito couldn't wait to release the mini dragon.How should I put it, the first impression that strikes the eye is that it is short!thick!yellow!

Ahem... Everyone here, don't be rude. This one is short. Compared with the snake in the previous life, it is not too long.This thick cloth is indeed much thicker than the snake in the previous life.Why do you say yellow?Because it’s actually flash! !

This character is beyond words.Tonight, Kirito will wake up laughing in his dreams.

But Kirito can't show it on his face!Still expressionless.He opened his mouth, feeling that nothing he could say was good, so he finally said: "Disgusting..."

"If this thing curls up, no one will dare to step on it!" Kirito pretended to be disgusted and took a step back: "It looks like a piece of shit. I don't want it, okay?"

I came out to show off my cute mini dragon. When I heard this, I immediately cried... I was disliked by others...

The mini dragon's heart suffered a critical blow of [-] points.

Lizi next to her had blue veins popping out.Lizi, who has such a venomous tongue, never dared to say this from the beginning to the end!Although this is what Lizi thinks, it is also her own elf!

"Why do you talk so much nonsense! I can't bear to give it to you! From today on, it will be your elf, and you have to treat it well. It wasn't long after it was born!" Lizi said.

"Ha...yeah! He's only been born a year for such a big guy, right?" Kirito pouted.

"You! Forget it, I won't argue with you. This mini dragon has only been born for a month. If you hadn't defeated me, I wouldn't have given it to you!" Lizi hinted that she shouldn't argue with a stranger. Gradually calming down the anger in his heart, he said slowly.

If this yellow mini dragon hadn't damaged the beautiful, petite and noble image of my three Hualan sisters during the performance, I wouldn't have given it to you!That's right?Kirito cursed secretly.

Anyone who has watched the first season of PM knows the three sisters very well, and they are all narcissistic.Thinking that she is the white swan and Xiaoxia is the ugly duckling.

Kirito admired them when he came, but he didn't really feel that there was anything good about these three sisters other than being beautiful.Perhaps, he disguised himself well in front of outsiders, but the plot of the first season of PM was still vivid in Kirito's mind.

Kirito pretended to be reluctant and said: "Okay then! I... accepted it reluctantly!"

Sakura handed the drop-shaped badge to Kirito and said, "Here! This is the Hualan badge. Congratulations on your successful challenge!"

Kirito put away the mini dragon and badge, touched his nose, and said shyly: "We can finally eat."

Everyone was staggered by the thunder and almost fell down.

Kirito walked out of the Cerulean Gym and took a deep breath.I feel like today is really in response to a classic line from the previous movie, "My lady, you have gone through so many twists and turns!" Um...the first two words can be omitted.

Kirito glanced at the little bird beside him and said, "Let's go! Let's eat!"

"Hmm!" Narrowing his eyes with a pair of crescent moons, Xiaoniao looked at the slightly thin figure walking in front and couldn't help but think, "Kirito, what kind of person are you?"

Get along with each other these days.Kirito is sometimes bright and cheerful, sometimes violent, sometimes shy, sometimes shameless.He looks like a psycho!Thinking of this, the little bird chuckled and took steps forward.

After lunch, the two of them walked around Hualan City, known as the capital of water.Kirito's search for mega stones did not stop, but he gained nothing in the whole afternoon. He only replenished some ingredients used outside.

At night, in a room in the rest area of ​​the Pokemon Center, Kirito was brainwashing the mini dragon. Oh no, it should be called indoctrination.

"What happened when I said you look like shit?! Many people think so in their hearts, but I just said it out loud."

"Do you think Miss Lizi doesn't think so? Otherwise, how could she hand you over to me without allowing me to refuse? Right?!"

"You think I dislike you? Are you kidding? How could I dislike you? Do I look at people like Miss Lizi who only care about appearance? No!"

"In a distant country in the East, there is a movie superstar who is called Mr. Xing. When he was young, the director said, 'You look like a dog!'. So what if he is looked down upon? Now, Mr. Xing is still successful. !That director is nothing.”

"So, so what if it looks like poop! Aren't you still going to have a fever? From today on, you will be called Zhou Xingxing. Stephen Xing!"

"Oh! Ask me what the movie is? Let me tell you later..."