Rebirth Group Favorite: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce

Chapter 928 "Why don't you two test your brains first?"

The whole hall fell into silence.

Sheng Wenyin: "..."

Qi Si: "..."

The young couple were silent together.

The two of them couldn't tell for a moment, who was more insulted.

Zhizhi was beside her at this time, and asked her aunt puzzledly: "Auntie, why does my brother call my aunt Dad?"

"Hush." ​​Shen Mei lowered her voice: "Stop talking, let alone your aunt and uncle, I really don't want this child anymore."

Zhizhi quickly covered her mouth, not daring to tell the truth.

On the way back, there was silence in the carriage.

Sheng Wenyin looked at his son who was dozing off in the safety seat with drooping eyelids, and asked the driver Qi Si seriously: "Is he a fool?"

Qi Si: "..."

Qi Si pursed her lips: "It's too young, and the cognition is still unclear."

Sheng Wenyin took a deep breath: "I'll apply to the higher authorities."

Qi Si was stunned: "What are you applying for?"

Sheng Wenyin said: "Soldiers' children are given a free IQ test, he needs it."

Sheng Siyi didn't expect Sheng Xingyan to come back after going out for a while.

It could only lie back on the crawling mat with a sad face and continue to coax the child.

But now Sheng Wenyin saw the scene of Sheng Siyi taking care of the child, and began to feel uneasy.

She asked Qi Si in a low voice: "I'm the father, who is the mother? He doesn't think Sheng Siyi is the mother, does he?"

Qi Si: "..."

Qi Si pursed her lips: "What about me?"

Sheng Wenyin asked, "Aunt Clock?"

Qi Si: "..."

"No, no, I'm going to call now." Sheng Wenyin couldn't sit still for a minute, so he directly called General Wang to apply. I quickly arranged for a medical examination, and I can go early on Monday morning.

Early on Monday morning, Sheng Wenyin and Qi Si dressed very low-key, and took the child to the children's hospital attached to the military hospital.

After the inspection, the old professor in charge of the inspection pushed his glasses, looked at the words on the self-report form, squinted his eyes, and read out: "The child is eight months old, and he still can't memorize Einstein's theory of relativity, anti-missile You can’t calculate trajectories, you can’t speak Arabic or Mauritian, and you can’t fly...Which of you two wrote this?”

Sheng Wenyin: "..."

Qi Si: "..."

Qi Si looked at the girl beside him, and exhaled: "I just didn't look at you for a while..."

Sheng Wenyin shrank her neck and muttered: "But I read papers to him every day, and I speak various languages, and he really doesn't understand at all. Is this really reasonable? I say sit down in Arabic, and Sheng Siyi knows it all." Sit down, it understands everything!"

Qi Si: "..."

Qi Si was silent for a while, and said in general: "The child is a bit strange. He calls his father to his mother. He can speak a little bit, but mainly swear words, and his comprehension ability is not very good. Basically, he is not as good as a leopard."

The old professor gave the pair of young men a vague look, and after a while, he asked, "Why don't you two test your brains first?"

Two people: "..."

The old professor said: "Excessively nervous about children and overly looking forward to their children's success are common novice parents. Most of them will happen. I have also seen a mother. Every time the child smelt, she had to weigh it. If the time is less, she will suspect that the child is sick, and then have all kinds of anxiety and worry, and take the child to the hospital in the middle of the night."

Sheng Wenyin immediately asked, "Then what happened to that mother?"

The old professor said: "She has been admitted to the psychiatric department. Obviously she is not seriously ill. You two can catch up with her if you work hard."

Sheng Wenyin and Qi Si didn't dare to speak anymore.

The old professor persuaded again: "You guys have to relax a bit, children, what can you see at such a young age, come, let me check."

He said, bent down, and said to the baby in the stroller with a pleasant face: "Baby, come on, look at this side, look at this side again, come on, call daddy, call daddy..."

Old professor: "..."

The child in the stroller did not move at all.

The old professor muttered: "It stands to reason that a child of this age should react when someone teases him. His eyes will follow the person's hand to guide him to speak. He won't speak, but he will yell. Twice."

Sheng Wenyin hurriedly asked: "Doctor, what is his condition now?"

The old professor took out a stack of cards, all of which were cats and dogs. He held up a puppy and asked the baby: "Yanyan, do you like dogs?"

The little baby looked numb.

"Where's the cat?"

The little baby looked numb.

"Where are the sheep?"

The little baby looked numb.

"Hey, why is there a gun here, this is not for children..."

"Yeah!" Sheng Xingyan suddenly became active, stretching out his short arms, trying to grab the card.

Old professor: "..."

Qi Si and Sheng Wenyin: "..."

The old professor looked at the parents suspiciously: "What do you two usually show him? Why does he only respond to guns?"

Sheng Wenyin hurriedly said: "It's definitely impossible to show him a gun, how could he let him..."

"Wait." Qi Si interrupted his wife abruptly, with a serious face: "If, I mean, if, when the child is two months old, we will take him into a field training camp and let him be trained by three generals with guns, Take him to play in the military camp every day, and then take him to participate in international military exercises, and let him go deep into the battlefield, protected by armed soldiers all the way, this should not be counted, have you shown him dangerous things?"

The old professor took a deep breath and asked, "This doesn't count, so what counts?"

Qi Si: "..."

Sheng Wenyin said slowly: "Then if you think about it in this direction, he only reacts to what he has experienced, but doesn't feel what he hears, then..."

She took out her phone and clicked on the beautiful dancing video: "Yanyan, look."

"Yeah!" Yan Yan watched the video, so excited!

Sheng Wenyin turned off the dancing video, and then clicked on the fighting video: "Yanyan, what about this one?"

"Puff puff puff!" The little guy's clumsy little fingers, trying to look like a pistol, shot at his mother, and made a sound of shooting.

Sheng Wenyin turned off the fighting video, and clicked on a table of dishes: "Yanyan, does this look familiar? Your father made this. He thought you would eat it after birth, so he specially made it for you to experiment."

"yue~" The little guy turned his head and lay haggardly on the guardrail of the baby carriage. His little mouth opened for a long time, but he wanted to vomit but couldn't.

Qi Si: "..."

At the end, Sheng Wenyin shook her hands, turned off Qisi's photo of dishes, and then nervously clicked on the photo of Little Trash, she took a deep breath: "The last one, Yanyan, how about this one?"

"Ba ba ba!" Sheng Xingyan suddenly opened and closed his small mouth unconsciously, making strange tones.

Sheng Wenyin was stunned: "Hey, don't you know this one? This is uncle, that's great, he doesn't know little trash! Amitabha! Ancestors bless you!"

"Ba ba ba!" The little guy continued to murmur vaguely. He always couldn't pronounce the sound correctly, which made him very anxious. Finally, he blushed and finally choked out the very scary words. Positively speaking: "Bao!"

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