"Baby! I can hear you!"

The hood of a certain tank was opened, and the little garbage got out excitedly. Facing the huge advertising screen, he shouted hoarsely: "Baby is so beautiful! Baobao doesn't have acne!"

"Get in." Inside the tank, a cold male voice sounded heavily at this moment.

The little rubbish looked down at Goudan who was sitting in a tank with him, and pouted back after all, and asked puzzledly: "Goudan, are you in menopause? Why are you getting more and more aggressive recently? gone?"

deep:"……"

The car cover was closed, and on the big screen, a helpless man sighed, and at this moment, it sounded: "You can hear it, tell me."

Sheng Wenyin coughed, and then said: "That's right, I have a few words here, I want to talk to the three major armies, the Political Army, the Grassland Army, and the Desert Army, that is, you can get out now. The capital of the country has been officially taken over by us, we are—a motley crew!!!”

Three major armies: "..."

People nearby: "..."

Barrage:【……】

——[Did she not know that when she uttered the word "non-commercial army" in a big way, she actually didn't have much momentum? 】

——[If you want to pretend to be someone else, my toes are about to pick out the world map! 】

The members of the three major armies were also speechless, not knowing where the psychopath on the screen came from.

They looked at me and I looked at you. After a long while, a certain general of the political army was the first to speak out: "Leave her alone, we will withdraw first!"

People in the political and military forces felt very embarrassed. They were originally the three major armies fighting each other and fighting in groups on a daily basis. No one thought that someone suddenly stopped talking about martial arts and drove over with tanks.

It was as if the three kindergarten children were pushing and shoving, but suddenly a perverted strange uncle came and caught them all.

This is not an order of magnitude pk!

This motley crew is that perverted uncle!

The people in the political and military forces thought very well. This is the city center, and there are many streets and buildings. You can run away if you just drill anywhere.

They made up their minds and launched a sudden attack!

The sniper shot first to cover, and the others crawled and quickly ran behind a bunker.

"boom!"

A cannonball flew out, directly in front of the heads of the political army, and made a hole!

Political Army: "..."

Taking advantage of the tank army to besiege the government army.

The Prairie Army and the Desert Army also ran away in a hurry!

"Boom! Boom!" Two holes were smashed out of their heads!

The Prairie Army and Desert Army are not convinced now!Okay, don't let us go, don't regret it, call for support immediately!

The Prairie Army was the first to call for support, but found that the phone couldn't get through at all!

At the same time, on the big screen, Sheng Wenyin let out a "huh" and said, "I intercepted a call, is the Grassland Army going to call you to camp? It's okay, I'll call you for help, right? Come, let me call for you."

So, Sheng Wenyin called the Grassland Army camp live and turned on the speakerphone.

Sheng Wenyin said, "Hello."

Over there: "Commander Sheng, it's me."

Sheng Wenyin said: "Oh, it's you, who are you?"

Over there: "...I am the leader of Team S, Mark. Didn't you send our Seven Nations team to jointly attack the camp of the Prairie Army? It's done!"

Sheng Wenyin said: "Oh, it's done, then let their general general say a few words."

The team leader Mark said: "Okay, he has been talking since just now, I don't know if he wants to negotiate with us."

The person on the phone changed, and it became the voice of the General of the Grassland Army, who was chattering non-stop.

After a while, Mark came back as the leader and asked, "Commander Sheng, what did he say?"

Sheng Wenyin said: "Greetings to the eighteen generations of our ancestors."

Team Leader Mark: "..."

At the same time, Sheng Wenyin intercepted another call, and she happily said, "This time it's a call from the Desert Army, and it's also to the camp. Come on, come on, I'll continue to call for you!"

Sheng Wenyin called the Desert Army's camp again.

After connecting, she said, "Hello."

The voice of a certain leader of the Desert Army came from over there: "Are you?"

Sheng Wenyin said: "I am an outstanding contemporary young man who is happy to help others. It is like this. The vanguard of your desert army fell into a defeat in the battle in the city center. Come to support quickly!"

The leader was anxious: "I will report it immediately!"

Sheng Wenyin said: "When you come here, drive some tanks or something, because the opponent has tanks, there are a lot of monsters, dozens of them, and you should also bring better weapons. Their weapons are all advanced, and they are very rich at first glance. , anyway, you must have tanks, you must also have high-precision weapons, right? It won’t be missing, it won’t be stolen, it won’t it, it won’t it, right?”

lead:"……"

At this time, Sheng Wenyin intercepted the third call again: "This time it's our government and army kid, and he wants to call for support, don't worry, I'm an old driver, and I'm already familiar with this process."

Sheng Wenyin called the government camp.

After connecting, she said, "Hello."

Over there came the leader of the political and military forces, roaring angrily: "I made the call, why are you calling me back!"

Sheng Wenyin: "..."

Sheng Wenyin made a mistake, hung up the phone quickly, and called again.

Soon someone picked it up over there, and Sheng Wenyin said, "Ha..."

"boom!"

The phone was hung up.

Qi Si's voice came in from outside the screen at this time: "Wen Qian was sent to attack the government army's camp. He has been bothering you and won't chat with you."

Sheng Wenyin: "..."

Sheng Wenyin sighed, then put down the phone, and said to the human off-screen with a look of pity: "I've made all three calls, but it seems that none of the three camps are planning to send anyone to support you. what should I do?"

The battlefield below fell into chaos.

The people of the three armies can't stop talking!

The phone call will be intercepted, which means that the intranet base station is also controlled by the mob army!

Then two of the camps of their three armies were smashed, and the other was stolen before. The one that was stolen was the most unlucky. Their things, to deal with them, is simply inhumane!

An army that loses its base camp is like a machine that loses its mastermind, unable to function anymore.

They were overshadowed, and no one thought that there would suddenly be a powerful and mature army that appeared silently, silently mastered a large amount of supplies, and then used their civil strife to hide in the dark and sneakily attack They, take them all in one pot!

Now the capital city is completely lost, unless the headquarters can send support from the outside, but they can't even connect to the internal network, how can they contact the headquarters?

On the big screen, Sheng Wenyin waited until the people below gradually quieted down, and then said again with a smile: "It seems that you don't have any objections anymore, that's good, now I officially announce that Capital City, the surname is Sheng!"

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