Rebirth Group Favorite: The Movie Emperor's Wife Is Poor and Fierce

In the middle of the night, Qi Si was on the phone in the room, and just halfway through the conversation, the villa alarm sounded.

On the other side of the phone with him, Sheng Cheng was still babbling non-stop: "Anyway, you can just bring her here tomorrow, don't say that we have prepared a birthday surprise for her, when the time comes...Qi Si, you heard Did I say that?"

The man turned off the siren, glanced out the window, and said softly: "I heard, something happened, hang up first."

Said, cut off the phone.

Walking out of the room, just as Qi Si passed the stairs, the sensor light in the living room on the first floor turned on.

He glanced down.

Then I saw a figure of a man wearing Kodak duck boxers, with bare legs, climbing over the wall of the backyard of the villa, sneaking into the living room with all hands and feet.

Qi Si raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression cold.

As if noticing his gaze, the little trash who had just entered the living room raised his neck, saw Qi Si, and immediately shouted: "Brother-in-law, help! Help!"

Qi Si frowned coldly: "You..."

Before the words fell, the next second, a fierce and vigorous animal figure also jumped in from outside the wall, and then...

"Ooooooooooooooooo!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

Chickens fly and dogs jump, humans and beasts fight.

Three minutes later, Ke grabbed the chandelier above the living room and was hanging in the air. He shrank his legs, looked at the big leopard below and said nicely: "I know I made a mistake, I won't dare again, okay! Don't bite me, please!"

The leopard jumped up to a height of eight feet, just like seeing his father and enemy killed, and with a "click", he gnawed his ass!

Didn't get it, come again!

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, brother-in-law, you're just watching!"

Qi Si leaned his body slightly against the railing next to him, his face was slightly cold, and between his thin lips, he calmly uttered a word: "Heh."

Little Trash: "..."

The little trash is so wronged!

And just when the leopard was indomitable and about to tear up the little trash, another figure jumped in from outside the fence.

Jian Huating didn't wear trousers either, but he had Doraemon's boxers underneath. These trousers were made by Jian Wenke's family. He didn't know why his son liked to buy cartoon boxers.

After swaggering in, Jian Huating was not shy, raised his legs, sat on the sofa, shook his feet and taunted his son on the chandelier: "Run, run, if you have the ability, grow wings and fly out from here .”

The tears of the little trash are about to run dry!

Qi Si began to feel that something was wrong.

At this moment, another figure rolled in from outside the wall.

Sheng Wenyin rushed in with two kitchen knives and yelled at one big and one small, "Losing money! Losing money! Losing money! You guys! Lose money!"

One by one, she counted the pair's crimes of bad size.

"You!" She pointed at Jian Huating first: "Carpets, flower pots, tiles, railings! The little trash was bitten on the ass, didn't I go to save him! I want you to have more hands! Why did you kick my flower pot? Pull my carpet! Why scratch my tiles! Why break my railing!"

The big rubbish grabbed two to five to eighty thousand yuan, turned his head away, and didn't look at Sheng Wenyin.

Sheng Wenyin pointed to Jian Wenke on the top again: "And you! Who told you to come in through the window! You don't know that there is a leopard in my house! You can turn over as soon as you want, and what are you rambling about? You pulled down my window The whole window fell downstairs, not to mention it was broken, and the tiles on the roof of my garage were smashed!"

Little Trash grabbed the pearls of the Qisi chandelier with both hands, crying so hard.

The leopard below is still trying to get the little trash off for the sixth time, and it fails again, but it keeps trying!

Brave leopards, not afraid of difficulties!

In the living room, the decorations and glass were all broken. On the sofa, a shameless middle-aged man took an apple and began to chew it.

The feeble chandelier was about to collapse.

The leopard's "owling" sound was continuous.

During the period, there was also the roar of Sheng Wenyin's debt collection.

In the middle of the night, as an outsider in this whole thing—Qi Si.

He endured everything he shouldn't have suffered at his age.

"Bang Dang!" Suddenly, the living room went dark.

Chandelier, pawn!

Little trash, pawn!

Almost as soon as the little trash fell, Leopard, Jian Huating, and Sheng Wenyin all rushed forward to execute him on the spot!

"Ah!" There was a sharp sound of killing a pig.

Five minutes later, in the dark living room, small garbage was bundled into a pile and thrown in the middle of the sofa. The leopard stared at it. They light up.

The light of the flashlight shone on Little Trash's face, which was bruised and purple. He looked at Sheng Wenyin with his mouth flattened, and said, "Happy birthday, treasure."

Sheng Wenyin sneered: "Window maintenance costs 1000 yuan, tiles 3000 yuan, maintenance labor costs 2000 yuan, professional cleaning 1000 yuan..."

Jian Wenke was about to cry: "It was your Leopard who bit me first..."

Sheng Wenyin gritted his teeth: "You didn't sell it before, but now it will bite you?"

Jane asked Ke, "But it was the one who bit me first..."

Sheng Wenyin said: "Go and pry Ming's safe, if it doesn't bite you!"

Jian Wenke stopped talking.

Sheng Wenyin continued pressing the calculator: "Anyway, you have to pay me back!"

I figured it out, eight thousand four!

Count ten thousand!

As soon as Sheng Wenyin was about to speak, Jian Wenke sniffed and begged for mercy: "Baby, I'm also very poor. I don't have much money. I only have 40 yuan left in my bag. If you want me to pay more than If it’s 40, I can’t afford it.”

Sheng Wenyin: "..."

Sheng Wenyin reset the calculator to zero, thought about it, and said, "Then let it be 40, I'm at a disadvantage!"

Jian Wenke breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, it only costs 40, so I can afford it!"

Jian Huating: "?"

Qi Si: "..."

Sheng Wenyin also put down the kitchen knife, and she sat next to the little trash, and said to the people around: "He is my brother, if you want to deal with him, you have to step on my dead body!"

Jian Wenke was very moved: "Bao!"

Sheng Wenyin asked: "Are you cash or transfer, Alipay or WeChat, I support them all."

Jane asked Ke: "Baby, I lost my mobile phone. It was in my trouser pocket, but my trousers were bitten to pieces, and it's still at your house."

Sheng Wenyin kicked Leopard: "Go and get his pants back, hurry up! Don't break your phone!"

The big leopard looked at his mother.

(→(oo)→)

Sheng Wenyin urged: "Go quickly! I took the money to buy you toys and snacks!"

(?(oo)?)!

The big leopard jumped out of the fence again!

Qi Si stared at the heavily trampled backyard garden of his family, and was quiet for a while, then looked at Sheng Wenyin: "He said, you asked him to hide here with me?"

Sheng Wenyin glanced at Qi Si and said, "Yes, they are going to demolish my house, so I can only let them come to your house."

Qi Si scanned the surrounding mess with a flashlight, and raised his eyebrows: "Where's my house?"

Sheng Wenyin saw that Qisi's house was really miserable, the chandelier was broken, and she didn't take advantage of Qisi, so she said, "Don't worry, I'll pay you back."

As she said that, she pulled out the big trash next to her: "I mortgaged my uncle to you, and my uncle also owed me 40 yuan, so he owed me the money, and I will transfer the IOU to you, and you can just ask him for it! "

Qi Si: "..."

Jian Huating: "..."

Jian Huating didn't understand: "When did I owe you 40?"

Sheng Wenyin said: "Flower pots, carpets, tiles, railings..."

Jian Huating yelled: "All of these are worth at most 1000 yuan! You think I'm that idiot Jian Wenke!"

Sheng Wenyin spread his hands: "Then you take out 1000 yuan now, and just give it to this matter."

Jian Huating: "..."

Jian Huating was silent for a while, and then said to Qi Si: "Then let's say 40 yuan. I thought about it. There is no difference between owed 1000 yuan and 40 yuan. Anyway, I don't have any, and I won't give it to you."