I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

"ton ton ton"

"Come on! Cow, keep drinking!"

"Stinky, stinky brat..."

Jiraiya looked at the scene in front of him with his mouth twitching.

At this time, nearly two hours had passed since Tsunade and Tianxiu had a drinking contest.

During these two hours, Tianxiu and Tsunade began to disagree with each other.

With a posture that was sure to make the other party paralyzed, they began to fight! Jiraiya watched helplessly, the two of them went from smelling like gunpowder to now, holding hands with their backs, and their tongues were full of alcohol.

"This, this kid is really a monster."

Jiraiya looked at Tianxiu, who looked drunk but was radiant, and twitched the corner of his mouth.

He watched with his own eyes as Tsunade used her medical ninjutsu to cheat.

As a result, Tsunade's face became worse and worse as she drank.

This boy, however, becomes more and more radiant the more he drinks!

This simply goes against common sense!

Drinking too much alcohol will definitely harm your body. This is the most basic common sense.

Even Tsunade is known as the "Medical Master"

The number one medical ninja in the ninja world cannot avoid cheating.

But for this boy Tianxiu, wine is like a tonic to him. Although he gets drunker and drunker, his complexion not only does not get worse, but becomes more and more rosy.

It's not the kind of rosy color that comes from drinking too much, but the kind of rosy color that is... healthy.

"Hey, little beauty, why don't you come and have a drink too."

Tianxiu put his hand on Tsunade's shoulder, looked at Shizune who was trembling at the side, narrowed his eyes, and immediately took action.

"Tsuna, Tsunade-sama!"

Shizune grabbed the hem of Tsunade's clothes and was hugged tightly by Tianxiu, looking at Tsunade pitifully.

"Jing, Jingyin, you have grown up too, come on, let's have a drink together!"

"Tsunade-sama......."

Shizune looked at the drunkenness on Tsunade's face and suddenly despaired.

Was she sold?

"Hahaha, come on! Drink!"

Tianxiu hugged Tsunade with one arm and Shizune with the other, and they were in high spirits! Finally, Tianxiu was helped back to the hotel by Jiraiya, and Tsunade was helped back to the hotel by Shizune...

"Did I win yesterday?"

When he woke up the next day, Jiraiya looked helpless as he watched Tsunade and Tianxiu fight again.

Although Tianxiu was awake, he also remembered what Tsunade's title of "Big Fat Sheep" meant.

But this does not prevent Tianxiu from continuing to implement the bet.

Tsunade is such a beautiful woman. If she wins and lets her go home, isn't it pleasing to her eyes? So, Tianxiu pretended not to know and got into a fight with Tsunade early in the morning.

"You little brat, you win? Are you kidding me!"

Tsunade rubbed her brow, feeling a hangover that made her feel a little uncomfortable.

But after hearing Tianxiu's words, he immediately frowned and looked unconvinced.

Yesterday, it was a tie at best!

"You are not convinced!"

Tianxiu deliberately provoked the general.

"I don't accept it! I didn't lose!"

Tsunade looked unconvinced. She still didn't believe it. She cheated with medical ninjutsu and still lost to this brat!

"Then come again!"

……

Ever since, this fight has turned into a protracted war.

"Tons, tons, tons---"

Jiraiya had a look of collapse on his face, why did the two of them drink again!

"Come on, mother-in-law, keep drinking!"

"This brat!"

Jiraiya's eyes widened when he saw Tianxiu almost lying in Tsunade's arms.

This brat!

You don’t take advantage of the alcohol, you do it on purpose!

Tianxiu, that stinky boy! He has a criminal record!

At such a young age, I already have darlings.

He looks like a lecher at first glance!

The key is, this kid not only touched Tsuna, but also Shizune beside him.

It's simply intolerable, what can't be tolerated!

"Tsunade, stop drinking, you brat, get out of the way!"

Jiraiya stepped forward to persuade him.

"boom!"

"puff!"

Jiraiya clutched his stomach, looking devastated.

He came to persuade Tsunade with good intentions, but he got beaten again.

"What are you talking about? I want to continue drinking!"

Tsunade's delicate and pretty face was full of drunken redness, and her beautiful eyes were full of water mist. She looked at Jiraiya with very impatient eyes.

"Go away, Bai, white-haired bastard, be careful I'll kill you! Don't delay me drinking with two beautiful ladies."

Tianxiu patched up Jiraiya's broken heart again.

"Damn you brat!"

Jiraiya looked at Tianxiu who was hugging him from left to right, and burst into tears.

Then when both of them were drunk, he had to help Tianxiu back to the hotel!

Let this drunken brat fall asleep!

Jiraiya almost doubted his life.

You're taking advantage of the girl of my dreams, and I have to serve you while you're drunk!

Jiraiya was extremely regretful at this time, why he took this job! He was almost hacked by Tianxiu and beaten by Tsunade.

I also want to see Tianxiu domineering here.

It’s a double torture of both body and soul!

If he had known earlier, the old man would have beaten him to death.

Jiraiya didn't even come! Just like this, it lasted for a week.

Finally, one morning.

"Jingyin, Jingyin, wake up quickly."

"What, what's wrong, Tsunade-sama?"

Shizune was woken up from her sleep, rubbing her eyes with a sleepy look on her face.

"Ho, ho ho."

At this time, Tsunade looked suspicious of life and was in a poor mental state.

"Let's run away!"

Tsunade said with a spoiled look on her face, somewhat broken down.

She can't stand it anymore!

That kid dragged me to drink every day for a week, and I drank until I vomited every day.

Even if Tsunade cheated with medical ninjutsu, it was a bit unbearable.

To describe it in one sentence, Tsunade felt that her body had been completely hollowed out by Tianxiu!

"Hey...!"

Shizune's eyes suddenly widened, and just when she was about to scream, she was slapped by Tsunade and covered her mouth.

"Shh! Keep your voice down, don't let that kid hear you."

At this time, Tsunade, who still has the grace of the number one female ninja in the ninja world, said nervously.

"Quick, pack up quickly, let's go."

"Click"

Like a thief, Tsunade carefully opened the door a crack.

Her beautiful eyes blinked, observing the situation outside through that... crack.

"Hey... you little brat, you probably didn't notice it."

Tsunade and Shizune tiptoed out of the room, Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief. .

"Hey, where are you going?"

Tsunade's expression stiffened.