I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

"Ding! The master was in a drunken state and shocked many important people.

Reward: Reach the mastery level in seeing and hearing color domineering! (General Navy Division Lieutenant General level)"

The system prompts sounded loudly, Tianxiu blinked, but was not very happy.

The memory of being drunk before came back to me completely.

It seems, seems, maybe...

He almost chopped Orochimaru into pieces?

What the hell should I do? The old man, the Third Hokage, might be looking at the situation here with a crystal ball.

What if the old man refuses to give himself a house of fine wine because of this matter?

Aren’t you working in vain?

Looking at Orochimaru's dark face in front of him, Tianxiu scratched his cheek and rolled his eyes.

"Hey, isn't this the legendary 'Sannin', Lord Orochimaru? I've admired him for a long time!"

Tianxiu looked at Orochimaru in "surprise", held Orochimaru's hands in his hands, and shook them hard.

"......"

"......"

There was silence.

The corner of Orochimaru's mouth twitched, and looking at the insincere expression on Tianxiu's face, he had the urge to hit him to death.

Was he defeated by such a little bastard just now? !

"Then what, don't complain to the old man, or what if the old man skips my drink?"

Seeing that Orochimaru's expression had not improved much, Tianxiu suddenly became a little anxious and persuaded him earnestly.

Naruto Office.

"Tianxiu, you brat!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen's face also turned a little dark.

Tianxiu caused so much trouble for him! It almost got out of hand!

As a result, this brat was only thinking about the wine he promised him.

Sarutobi Hiruzen covered his heart, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"Huh---the result is good after all."

Jiraiya breathed a heavy sigh of relief, he almost didn't scare him to death just now!

There was still a strong look of fear in his eyes, and that violent slash was only one second away from hitting Orochimaru!

At the same time, I felt a little lucky. Fortunately, the old man asked Orochimaru to bring a bottle of wine.

Otherwise, we still don’t know what kind of trouble Tianxiu will cause.

"That's enough! Do I look like the one who is going back to complain?"

Listening to Tianxiu's constant chatter, Orochimaru finally couldn't bear it anymore and roared loudly.

What does this bastard think of him?

"Hahaha, playing with snakes, oh no, Orochimaru-sama, let me deal with the guys over there first, and then we can catch up on old times."

Tianxiu subconsciously wanted to say that he was a snake-playing bastard, but seeing Orochimaru's increasingly dark face, he immediately changed his mind.

This guy says he is not such a person, so who knows? After the original work was cleaned up in the later stage, this guy is simply a joke!

What if I file a complaint?

"Reminiscing about old times?"

Orochimaru felt that his thinking was in chaos.

He really didn't know what he had to talk about with Tianxiu.

Do you want to talk about your journey of being almost hacked by a guy like you?

"Chong!"

"You bastards from other villages, please die!"

Tianxiu shook his neck, looked at the ninjas from other villages in the distance, and picked up the beasts again!

"Here, this monster wakes up!"

"What, what should I do? The headscarf is useless!"

"Damn it! I don't want to die!"

.................

The ninjas in the outer village had already tied turbans on their foreheads. They were relieved to see that the monster finally stopped showing its power.

As a result, they forgot one important thing.

That is, Tianxiu was just drunk and could not recognize friend and foe.

But if you are drunk, you can sober up!

Now, this monster is obviously awake! The skull they tied has lost its function!

"Shit, damn it!"

Kisame's shark eyes were bloodshot, and he looked very funny at this time.

I saw a shark face that could scare a child into crying, with dangling skulls tied to his forehead.

Kisame had no idea how much inner struggle he had just done before he gritted his teeth and tied him up.

As a result, this monster became sober? !

Is this thing useless? !

Want to tie up this thing and die in humiliation? !

Kisame's eyes were blood red.

"and many more!"

Seeing that Tianxiu was about to chop down the beasts with him, Orochimaru quickly grabbed Tianxiu's hand.

"Huh? What's the matter? Playing with snakes, Oh, Lord Orochimaru."

Tianxiu frowned, feeling a little unhappy.

With one blow, we can deal with them all. Then we can go back and enjoy the wine comfortably.

Just when he was about to curse out, he suddenly thought that if Orochimaru was offended again, he would really try to "slander" Sarutobi Hiruzen.

Wouldn’t it be a waste of alcohol? Let's coax this guy a little bit first.

"The exam is over."

Orochimaru's eyes twitched when he heard Tianxiu's sincere change of words. This guy simply didn't mean what he meant!

"ended?"

Tianxiu blinked.

"Yes, it's over, the time has come!"

Orochimaru was furious when he saw Tianxiu's appearance.

Why did it end? Don’t you have a clue?

Look at the surrounding environment. A forest of death has almost been flattened by you!

The group of ninjas from other villages were so frightened that they had no intention of resisting.

Why not end it? Want you to kill them all?

"Chong!"

"Okay, since you said so, I'll give you some face."

Tianxiu put down the beasts and patted Orochimaru's right arm with an expression of "I'll give you face". Orochimaru had the urge to slap him.

But considering the terrifying attack, Orochimaru decided to endure it!

"snort---"

Knowing that he had nothing to do here, Tianxiu hummed a tune, carried the mace, and walked towards the central tower.

"Hu---Hu---Hu---"

Seeing Tianxiu leaving, the ninjas in the outer village suddenly fell to the ground.

Panting heavily, a breeze blew by, feeling a chill.

It turned out that their clothes had already been soaked with cold sweat.

"Iori Yagami Tianxiu......"

Kisame stared at Tianxiu's leaving figure and threw the scarf on his forehead to the ground as if to vent his anger.

"Tenhide Yagami, what an interesting guy."

Looking at Tianxiu who was humming a little tune and the happy expression on his face came from the bottom of his heart, Orochimaru raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

Orochimaru could tell that Tianxiu was not interested in other things, he just liked drinking and fighting.

Although this kind of pure guy is hot and has a bad mouth, Orochimaru is not annoying.

And, what an amazing talent!

.................

"What?! I failed the test?!"

Everyone came to the central tower.

Tianxiu glared at the two guards guarding the door.

"Well, you, you didn't get two scrolls. According to the regulations, you did not pass the exam."

The two guards were sweating coldly. If they were ordinary candidates, they would ignore it, but they saw the person in front of them through the surveillance screen.

The forest of death was almost flattened, it was this person's work.

"Hey, snake charmer, help me solve it quickly!"

Tianxiu suddenly became anxious. He was so focused on hacking people that he forgot about the scroll.

What if I fail the exam and the old man from the third generation defaults on his debt?

The corner of Orochimaru's mouth twitched. He actually thought that this guy was an amazing genius? !

I'm so blind!

"You can solve it yourself."

Orochimaru had a dark face and called himself a snake-player. Do you still want him to solve it for you? Dream on you!

Turn around and walk towards the central tower.

Listening to the shouts of "ungrateful!", "snake-playing bastard!" and "burning bridges across rivers" coming from behind. .

The corners of Orochimaru's mouth raised slightly.

Brat! Deserve it!