I'm in Konoha: A thundering gossip at the beginning

Konoha Ninja School, Principal's Office.

"Hu---hu---why doesn't this stinky boy get oil and salt?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen stared at Tianxiu, feeling helpless.

Just now, Sarutobi Hiruzen was really able to reason and move with emotion.

He used his eloquence as an excellent politician to the extreme.

But Tianxiu's answer was just two words.

don't go!

If you change someone, you won't listen to Hokage's orders?

But when it comes to a drunk person, sensationalism is of no use, so what use is coercion? On the contrary, it is counterproductive.

and many more.

Sarutobi Hiizhan's eyes rolled, he couldn't be tempted, so what about the lure?

"Ahem, Tianxiu, as long as you take part in this chunin exam and bring glory to Konoha, I have a bottle of good wine there that I can give to you."

Hiruzen Sarutobi coughed twice and said.

As for wanting Tianxiu to stop drinking before? Sarutobi Hiruzen pretended not to say anything.

"Huh? Really?"

Sure enough, Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes lit up when he saw Tianxiu.

Just when Sarutobi Hiruzen was feeling somewhat proud, Tianxiu almost choked him to death with his next words.

"We agreed, I'm going to take the exam, and you give me a roomful of good wine!"

Tianxiu's eyes gleamed, and he patted the table and said.

You have such good ears!

Sarutobi Hiruzen's eyes twitched.

Why did he say that he would give Tianxiu a room full of good wine?

Yin Yin is a bottle!

Really good wine without money ah?

Although he is the third generation of Hokage, there is not much private money.

If this really gives Tianxiu a room full of good wine...

"Tianxiu, I said a bottle, a bottle of good wine, you heard wrong."

Sarutobi Hiizhan explained helplessly.

"Old man, you...you are a deadbeat! What you were talking about before was a room full of good wine. I have been drinking for decades and I have never heard the wrong thing after drinking. I won't go!"

When Tianxiu heard this, he was immediately annoyed.

You, you have a damn few decades of drinking experience!

You started drinking from your mother's womb, it's only nine years!

However, I thought that Tianxiu had indeed been drinking for seven years.

Sarutobi Hiizhan rubbed his face helplessly.

"Okay! As long as you get first place in the Chuunin exam! I will give you a room full of good wine!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at Tianxiu's appearance. It was impossible for Yinbai not to bleed. He gritted his teeth and said.

"Deal! Come on, pull the tick!"

Tianxiu's somewhat drunken face was full of seriousness at this moment.

"A liar should swallow a thousand needles!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen felt like his whole face was about to ache, but in the end he couldn't defeat Tianxiu, and accompanied Tianxiu to complete this "contract"

"Okay, then...then prepare the wine. I promise to kill all those who come to take the exam!"

Tianxiu patted her chest and said confidently.

"and many more!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen was relieved at first, but when he heard Tianxiu's words, he suddenly became nervous again.

How could I forget this!

Tianxiu, it is very likely that during the exam, you will not be able to distinguish between friend and foe!

Kakashi and the others are bloody examples!

What if Tianxiu killed everyone in Konoha during the exam?

Not only did he not reveal Konoha's strength to the outside world, but he became a laughing stock!

"Um, Tianxiu, can you not drink during the exam days?"

Sarutobi Hiizan persuaded bitterly.

"Drinking? How many more days? No more going!!!"

When Tianxiu heard this, he turned around and left.

"Etc., etc!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly grabbed Tianxiu, his face full of helplessness.

But for this, Sarutobi Hiruzen, who had chosen his own name and became an orphan because of one of his own decision-making mistakes, really couldn't get angry.

Maybe, with a complete family, Tianxiu doesn't know how to drink at all?

Sarutobi Hiruzen sometimes thought so.

"Okay, I'll let you drink! But even if you're drunk, you must recognize the signs of Konoha, and you can't accidentally hurt the villagers."

Sarutobi Hiizhan said helplessly.

"That's it?"

Tianxiu said with great disdain.

..........

after an hour.

"what is this?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen took out a Kumo ninja symbol and asked.

"This, this, is... Konoha, right?"

Tianxiu swayed, clapped his hands, and said confidently.

"Didn't you say that's it?! How come you haven't recognized it clearly after half an hour?"

Sarutobi Hiruzen almost collapsed.

Considering that Tianxiu probably drank too much during the exam, Hiruzen Sarutobi poured a few more bottles of wine into Tianxiu just now.

After all, as Hokage, he must consider all possibilities.

As a result... half an hour passed after Tianxiu was asked to recognize it, but he still couldn't recognize it clearly!

"No, we must find a way, otherwise Tianxiu will really kill one of his own people."

Sarutobi Hiruzen frowned and thought hard.

"It's easy!"

Tianxiu grabbed the pen on Sarutobi Hiruzen's desk and started drawing on a piece of paper.

"You ask them to print this pattern on a black headscarf and carry it with them. When I see this pattern, I will know that it is one of my own!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen looked at the weird skull on the paper and thought that this was also a solution.

But if anyone from the One Piece world sees this scene, they will recognize that this is the symbol of one of the Four Emperors - the Beast Pirates.