The Lawyer of Reason is in Douluo

"Damn! That's not how the script was written!"

Yesuo angrily threw the jar on the ground, smashing it into pieces and scattering dust everywhere.

"Pfft, Yesuo, you are the only one in the world who can knock the vegetable jar out of the urn."

I suppressed my laughter and patted Yesuo's shoulder, and he suddenly felt even more depressed:

"Stop talking about me, don't you cook too? Let's see how you do?"

"Oh, there it is, it's almost time, let's go eat..."

Just as I was talking, the sight in front of me suddenly made me angry. I saw that the place where I was cooking was surrounded by a flock of rainbow birds. I didn't know if the beef noodles in the pot could survive.

"Get away you stinky birds!"

I quickly flew over, and the birds were frightened and fled in all directions, but some birds still refused to give up and waited quietly on a big tree not far away.

"I was scared to death. Fortunately, my face is fine."

I was relieved when I saw that the lid of the pot had not been opened. The birds were probably attracted by the smell of the food I had just cooked. Fortunately, they had low IQs and did not dare to approach the fire. Otherwise, I would All the effort goes into feeding the birds.

"How about the salted duck? It's okay...um! It smells so good!"

At this time, Ye Suo and the others also came over, and I happened to open the lid. The aroma coming from the shop immediately made their eyes shine, and the sensible Xier had already returned to the carriage to get the dishes.

"How about Ye Suo? Do you accept it?"

I folded my arms and looked at Yesuo proudly, and he immediately made a sign of submission:

"I've accepted it. I didn't expect you to know how to cook. You actually have the attributes of such a good wife and mother?"

"cut"

I looked at him with contempt and waved my hair calmly:

"I'm the Herrscher of Reason. It would be nice if the recipes I've read don't show you the finished product directly, let alone making it by hand. Such a small thing doesn't matter."

"Well, you are a lawyer, nb..."

Ye Suo clapped silently, while the uncle listened at a loss. He couldn't understand the Herrscher's manifestation at all. Maybe this is a topic among young people nowadays?

"Sister Bronya, I'm back!"

At this time, Xi'er had already run back with the bowl and chopsticks in her arms, and Ye Suo couldn't wait to pick up a bowl and stretched it out.

"I think you need to wash your hands."

I looked at Yesuo's "paw" that had blackened the bowl with a dark look on his face, but Yesuo waved his hand carelessly:

"It's okay, I'll wash it later."

"Oh?"

I looked at him with a smile. The next second, accompanied by Ye Suo's scream, a blue mechanical arm grabbed Ye Suo and threw him into the lake not far away.

The uncle shuddered at Ye Suo who was "thumping" in the lake. He finally saw who was in charge of this team. He lowered his head and looked at himself, and immediately walked towards the lake with a dry smile:

"Haha, Miss Bronya, I'll do it myself, I'll do it myself..."

"Forehead......"

The spoon I raised stopped awkwardly in mid-air

"Am I so scary?"

I shook my head speechlessly, and looked at Xier, who was holding the bowl in both hands, with stars in her eyes, and smiled fondly, and gave her a big spoonful:

"Ignore them, Xi'er, let's eat first..."

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"Hiccup~ I can't help it anymore. I seem to have eaten too much at noon. I kind of want to..."

"Yesuo, if you dare to vomit in the car, I will definitely find a way to make you eat it again!"

"I can't help it, the carriage is too bumpy, I'm crying..."

"Then you go out and vomit!"

After lunch, a group of us set out on the road again, but after walking for a while, Ye Suo felt weak and felt like vomiting. I squeezed into the corner of the car with Xier with a dark look on my face, for fear that this guy would be unable to bear it for a while. Keep vomiting on us.

"Ahem, actually, it's not my fault, Brother Yesuo. In my opinion, Miss Bronya's cooking skills are already as good as those of the restaurant's chefs, so I couldn't help but eat more."

The uncle smiled awkwardly, and he didn't eat less. Although he knew he shouldn't eat so much while riding in a carriage, he just couldn't control his mouth.

"Uncle, how far is it to the next resting place?"

After a while, Ye Suo couldn't help but ask. He didn't want to vomit that much, but the carriage seat was too hard. His butt hurt when he sat on it. He wanted to lie down for a while but couldn't find a pillow. My eyes couldn't help but focus on the figure resting on my lap...

"Gan! I suddenly envy Xier!"

"Don't worry, Brother Yesuo, we will arrive at the next rest point soon. Our next destination is Guhua Village. We can just resupply there."

The uncle said calmly, then raised the reins and accelerated the speed.