The Lawyer of Reason is in Douluo

"Haha, you don't need to be so reserved. Although our kid is not very smart and sometimes he is a bit irritating, he still has a good personality. The most important thing is that he has resisted beatings since he was a child. Xiaoya, if you can't stand him, just beat him up. That’s all he needs. If this kid dares to fight back, just come and tell me, and I promise to make him disappear into ashes.”

The uncle smiled and waved the folding fan in his hand, and inadvertently glanced at Ye Suo, who was leaning against the pillar and yawning. He suddenly shivered with fright and scratched his head with a smile.

"Forehead......."

I wiped my cold sweat out of embarrassment. Looking at the uncle's expression and Ye Suo's frightened look, I suddenly felt that what he just said might be serious.

"Well, with the character of this kid, Yesuo, he must have caused you a lot of trouble, right? It's really hard on you, Xiaoya."

At this time, the royal lady came over and rubbed my head "distressedly". I suddenly felt a numbness in my scalp. In order to prevent my hair from being brutally attacked again, I quickly took a step back without leaving any trace:

"You are serious. Yesuo has always helped me a lot."

"Is that so..."

Sister Yu reluctantly withdrew her hand, looked at the polite girl in front of her, and then glanced at Ye Suo who was leaning on a pillar not far away, and she sighed helplessly in her heart:

It would have been nice if I had given birth to a daughter...

"However, with a sensible girl like you by his side, I, as a mother, feel relieved. Our Yesuo will continue to rely on you from now on, Xiaoya."

"Hmm okay......huh???"

The smile on my face froze when I heard this. Why does this sound more and more wrong the more I hear it? I quickly raised a hand:

"Um...Auntie, what do you mean by what you just said?"

"Ok?"

Sister Yu glanced at Ye Suo strangely, then looked at me doubtfully and replied:

"Aren't you two..."

At this moment, before I could hear clearly what she said, I felt my arm being pulled by someone, and then I felt that the surrounding scenery was retreating rapidly.

"Haha, what the hell, mom and dad, let's leave first! We won't come back if nothing happens!"

With both of them looking puzzled, Ye Suo grabbed my arm and rushed out at lightning speed, leaving only a layer of dust...

Sister Yu looked at Ye Suo, who was holding my arm and running further and further away, with a dark look on her face. She turned to the uncle sitting on the stone chair and asked:

"What do you think of this child Xiaoya?"

"It's good, but... I thought that brat Ye Suo was just making excuses for playing around outside for two months, but I didn't expect that he actually controlled Spirit Douluo's daughter. I came back, alas, I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing..."

The uncle took a sip of tea calmly and looked at the "gift boxes" (souvenirs I left behind) piled not far away with a complicated expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

Sister Yu held her forehead and sighed helplessly:

"If two people really like each other, it will be useless even if we try to stop him. Spirit Controlling Douluo is not an unreasonable person, so let it take its course..."

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"Yesuo, please run away! Please explain it to me clearly!"

After being forced to run several hundred meters by Yesuo, I kicked him to the ground with an Irish flying kick, and walked towards Yesuo step by step with a kind expression.

At this point, even if I am an idiot, I can guess what the reason is. Good guy, no wonder you have to find me, no wonder there is such a big battle...

"Your parents think I am their daughter-in-law, right?"

boom!

A rocket launcher hit exactly where Yesuo was, scaring him so much that he quickly activated his third soul skill to block the shell.

"Ahem, what's that? Listen to my explanation..."

Yesuo looked at me awkwardly, but I did not stop firing the cannonballs. I shouted to Yesuo cursingly:

"Excuse me! I treat you as a brother and you are so stupid that you want to pick me up!"

Boom boom boom! ! !

The rocket launchers exploded on the ground one after another. Ye Suo avoided it in a panic, but even so, a few pebbles that were blown away by the shells hit his face, which made him grimace in pain and he couldn't help but feel the pain. The thought of slipping away first and coming back after I calm down.

"Hey, Yesuo, do you want to run? Then run quickly. It is best to run 5 meters in 1999 seconds."

And just when he had just run out not far, a cold voice came from mid-air. Ye Suo couldn't help but raise his head and immediately saw something that made his scalp numb.

I saw that the rocket launcher on the heavy rabbit's shoulder had disappeared, replaced by a completely black firearm in his hand, and this gun has a name that is well-known around the world: Barrett-M82A1

Yesuo stopped the car instantly after seeing the gun in my hand, raised his hands and walked back slowly. He looked at the murderous Loli in front of him awkwardly:

"Hahaha...do you want me to stop slapping you in the face?"

I calmly landed in front of him, "smiled" and materialized a baseball bat and said:

"I promise that after I beat you, you'll still be like a human being, okay?"