abnormal hogwarts

In the evening, before starting cooking in the kitchen, Albert, who had slept in the dormitory all day, found the Weasley brothers in a corner of the castle who were competing with Peeves.

The three of them sneakily arrived at the door of Professor Frey's office.

"Have you seen that Defense Against the Dark Arts professor? What do you think, think of a way to give him a slap in the face!" Albert said, pointing to the closed office door.

"Ivo, are you sure? After all, he is still a professor. Did he offend you?" George poked Albert.

"What a shameful professor, I hit the professor! If you don't take revenge for this! I, Albert, swear that I will not be a human being!"

Seeing Albert's resolute attitude, Fred nodded.

"Okay! Captain Ai! We brothers will follow you! They say that the professor's magic level is at a disadvantage.

In my opinion, there are two shoulders carrying one head. The professor was also raised by humans and has long flesh. A big dung bomb will definitely kill him. "

"No, no, no," Albert shook his head quickly, "Throwing dung bombs is too unskilled, and it's easy to get caught. Let's go to the greenhouse first, and then go to the kitchen."

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Outside the castle, the first greenhouse.

"Open Alajo." The greenhouse door opened.

Perhaps because the magical plants in the First Greenhouse are not dangerous, Professor Sprout did not cast protective magic on this greenhouse.

"Fred, look out for me. George is coming in with me." It was Sunday, and there was no one in the greenhouse, except for two thieves. No, can a scholar's matter be called theft?

Albert took George to a corner and began to pick the red fruits produced by a certain plant planted in the greenhouse.

During the herbal medicine class some time ago, the sharp-eyed Albert recognized this plant growing in the greenhouse at a glance.

"I didn't expect that Professor Sprout also planted devil peppers in the greenhouse. Tsk, tsk, tsk, this is really... awesome!"

Although these devil pepper plants did not bear fruit at that time, Albert still identified it.Most of these plants have been ripened by magic, otherwise they would not be harvested so quickly.

George next to him was very curious, "Evo, are you sure this thing can cure Professor Frey?"

Albert pretended to be mysterious: "You'll find out later."

……

2 minute later.

"The wind is blowing!" Albert didn't forget to lock the door of the greenhouse before sneaking away.

The three of them trotted all the way, and when they arrived at the kitchen, the house elves were already making preparations.

"Everyone stop what you are doing! Come closer!"

George and Fred were surprised when they saw hundreds of house elves stopping their work and surrounding Albert.

"Master Ai, you have such great authority!" Fred winked at Albert in the center of the kitchen.

"Go, go, stop being so weird. Guido! How many chili peppers and peppercorns do we have in reserve?"

The house elf known as Guido manages the kitchen storeroom and is the head of kitchen logistics at Hogwarts.

When his name was called, he raised his skinny, hemp-stalked hands in surprise.

"Chef! There are more than 200 kilograms of chili peppers, not much peppercorns, only a few dozen kilograms!"

"That's enough, I'll teach you how to cook Sichuan cuisine tonight!"

The twins were a little confused, "You mean taking revenge on Professor Frey? Is this how you take revenge?"

"Don't worry, don't worry, the fun will come later." Albert nodded with a smile.

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Dinner time, auditorium.

After tasting the new dishes introduced by the kitchen last night, this morning, the students at Hogwarts were pleasantly surprised to find that the original breakfast and lunch dishes also had new twists.

This made them look forward to tonight's dinner even more.

It can be seen from the crowds in the auditorium that these wizards from the country of Yu, who grew up in the dark culinary world, have been conquered by the delicacies from the mysterious ancient oriental country.

Normally at this time, the auditorium might only be half full.

The tables in the auditorium were already filled, and the exquisitely plated delicacies were exuding the unique aroma of Sichuan cuisine, tempting the wizards around them.

Sichuan cuisine is not only spicy, but in order to take revenge on Professor Frey, Albert chose all the spicy and spicy dishes in Sichuan cuisine.

Saliva chicken, boiled pork slices, mapo tofu, spicy chicken...

The saliva chicken on the plate is drizzled with a layer of bright red and shiny red oil. It seems that just looking at it, a spicy aroma rushes straight into the tip of the nose. The distinct spicy feeling makes people unable to help but salivate.

The plates containing several other dishes were also red. The mapo tofu was placed on a flat square plate, and the regular pieces of small square tofu were neatly arranged.

There was still a flame burning under the small copper pot on the table. The bright red soup was rolling in the hot pot. Bubbles popped out of the soup, exploded, and popped up again...

Next to the hot pot were plates of tripe and raw beef.

Worried that these wizards didn't know how to cook hot pot, there was a handwritten card next to each small hot pot with instructions on how to eat hot pot.

Considering that the British's acceptance of spicy food is not as good as that of the people in the foodie empire, Albert very considerately reduced the amount of chili peppers and Sichuan peppercorns.

Except for the one in front of someone.

The plates on the four tables seemed to be covered with a thick layer of red oil, but in fact it was not very spicy. After eating, there was only a fresh fragrance that lingered in the mouth for a long time.

Albert took the Weasley twins to the kitchen to try the dishes.

At the teacher's desk, the gray-haired Dumbledore always looked smiling. "It seems that the kitchen has given us another surprise." He stood up and waved to the students below, "Eat. !”

After reading the instructions on the card, Dumbledore picked up a piece of fat beef with a fork, put it into a copper pot, rinsed it, and then put it into his mouth.

A slightly spicy smell blooms on the tip of the tongue, and there is a feeling of opening the pores in an instant. The spicy feeling stimulates the tongue coating, followed by the delicious taste of beef.

"Yes, but for me, a hundred-year-old man, the taste is still a bit exciting." As soon as Dumbledore finished speaking, the contents of a dinner plate in his hand quietly changed.

The soup is mellow, light and elegant, crystal clear; the vegetables are bright green in color and gorgeous in shape, making you feel fresh and refreshing at the first sight.

A famous dish in Sichuan cuisine - boiled cabbage!

Boiled cabbage is made from Chinese cabbage hearts, cooked with chicken, duck, and ribs, and seasoned with a clear stock of minced chicken and minced pork.

When pouring the soup at the end, pour some chicken oil into the soup.

After it is cooked, it is fresh and elegant, with a rich and mellow aroma. The soup is rich in flavor, but fragrant and refreshing, not oily or greasy.

"It's so thoughtful." Dumbledore smiled even more after tasting the boiled cabbage.

Without paying too much attention to Dumbledore's reaction, Albert quietly glanced at Professor Fry on the teacher's bench while he was immersed in his food.

The red-faced Professor Frey devoured the delicacies carefully prepared by Albert. The spicy taste made him want to stop, and he did not realize the crisis was coming.

Albert, who estimated that the time was almost up, used his eyes to signal the Weasley brothers at the Gryffindor table to get ready for the show.

I saw Professor Frey pick up a few pieces of meat from the pot in front of him, put them into his mouth, and chewed them vigorously.

Three or four seconds later, his face suddenly turned red, he opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue, inhaling cold air quickly, and used the hand on his mouth to fan the air in vain, as if it would make his tongue feel better as if it had been burned by a soldering iron. a little.

"Water! I need water!"

A glass of water appeared on the table in front of Professor Frey.

Professor Frey picked up the cup and planned to take a sip. The moment his tongue touched the water, he suddenly squirted the water out.

Snape looked at Professor Frey with disgust. He just saw part of the mist sprayed from Professor Frey's mouth drifting into the pot where he was cooking beef.

"Why is it hot! I want ice water! Ice water!"

The hot water in the cup disappeared, the sound of ice cubes hitting the glass was clear and sweet, and the cup was filled with water again.

Professor Frey poured a large mouthful of ice water into his mouth, but this did not make him feel any better. After the ice water slid down his throat, the burning sensation only slightly eased but did not subside.

His tongue and lips were now swollen, and Professor Frey could not even speak clearly.

Originally, he was seventy percent full after eating, but now he was full just from drinking water. However, the burning feeling in his mouth and esophagus made him dare not stop, so he could only continue to pour ice water into his stomach.

……

There was no more water to drink, so Professor Frey could only hold ice cubes in his mouth, hoping that the burning sensation would subside quickly.

The scalding hot pot, the cold ice water, and the combination of hot and cold made his stomach feel a little uncomfortable. He covered his stomach with his hands and sat on the chair with his head buried and his waist hunched over.

Professor Snape, who was standing next to Professor Frey, had a gloating expression on his face. He bent down, propped his arms on the chair, and put his face close to Professor Frey.

"I've always wanted to see this expression on your face, this expression of pain (jiduwo)."

Professor Frey was speechless and could only glare angrily at Professor Snape who saw his joke.

Dumbledore, who was also sitting at the teacher's table, couldn't stand it anymore, "Severus..."

After hearing Dumbledore's words, Snape took out a bottle of potion from his arms, pulled out the cork, grabbed Professor Frey's chin, and pushed the potion in his hand hard into Professor Frey's face. Go up and fight over.

"Uh...uh!" The smell of rotten fish and shrimp in the potion made Professor Fry so disgusted that he forced himself to endure the extremely unpleasant taste and swallowed the potion in his mouth.

After drinking the potion, Professor Frey's expression changed and he pushed Professor Snape away.With a burst of speed that even a sprinter could not match, he rushed out of the auditorium and rushed to the restroom in the distance.

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Don't ask me why there are all kinds of potions at Snape's place. The Potions Master is no longer allowed to refine some random potions and carry them with him?

Mud, even in the firepower mode of playing chicken tonight, there will be cheating.

Good guy, just after the New Year, someone is in a hurry to give away the horse? ? ?