Douluo: my wife Mo Xie

When Lian Ming got home, he lost his appetite after eating some snacks and didn't want to cook anymore. He thought he could just order some noodles when he got hungry.

I just don’t know why I don’t like eating out less and less in the past two years. I always feel like I have no appetite. Otherwise, I don’t have to buy food. It’s much easier to just order takeout. I used to like to eat food bought outside. I always feel like eating out. It's fragrant and delicious.

Now I prefer light meals at home. Maybe it’s because I’m getting old. My father used to often run home for dinner.

Lian Ming put vegetables and other things in the refrigerator and recalled his previous life.

"Well, people have to grow up. It doesn't matter how old you are."

Lian Ming patted his face, shook his head and said

"Tonight is New Year's Day, so I have to wish my parents a happy New Year."

It’s okay if I don’t notice these festivals at ordinary times, but if I remember them this year, I have to say Happy New Year to my parents no matter what.

It's just how to say it, and if you make a phone call, you can't send blessings to them at the exact moment of twelve o'clock, so you can't take it lightly.

In the end, after much thought, sending a message was the last option. Moreover, I have seldom spoken to my mother in recent years. When I talk on the phone, I am too stupid to speak. Moreover, when asked about my situation, I don’t know how to answer. , after all, I can't tell her that I am about to turn 30 and stay at home all day long and accomplish nothing.

I feel a little embarrassed when I think about it, but it is better to send the message. I have set the arrival time in advance and set it to be sent on time at twelve o'clock.

"Okay~ That's no problem. Speaking of which, it's been a long time since New Year's Eve. It should have been more than ten years, right?"

As he said that, he lowered his head and recalled that his family used to celebrate New Year's Eve. After his parents divorced, his father followed Lian Ming for the New Year's Eve two or three times at first, but never came back. It has been 15 years now.

Lian Ming slumped on the sofa. He didn't want to go back to the room and lie down. He always felt empty when he went back to the room to lie down. He could still feel a little popular outside.

Looking at the empty house, my sighs echoed. I felt very uncomfortable. I had never felt anything before. Today might be New Year's Eve. I always felt stuffy in my chest. I felt uncomfortable everywhere in my body. I had to find a way to move. Go ahead and forget all these things.

Finally, after much thought, he said, "Let's use the king pesticide."

Said and opened the game

The game is still very exciting. After playing for a while, I forgot about other things. My spirits really improved a lot. My eyes widened. I became addicted to the game and started playing again and again.

Suddenly, Lian Ming came back to his senses and looked up at the time.

Oh ~ it’s only 11:30

There was still time to play again, but the time hadn't come yet. Lian Ming went down to the ground and turned on the TV first, waiting for the New Year's Eve countdown, and then started a game, thinking that it would be almost done after finishing this one.

"Aha! This time I actually grabbed the middle position, and it was my own hero Mo Xie. Look at my sword!"

I think that the general Mo Xie who trained hard for three months just because of the word "sword comes" from the general Mo Xie has now become very good at operating it, and his sword is always on target.

Lian Ming thinks that Mo Xie, the general, is the best among all the heroes. Regardless of his lines or damage, he is addictive.

"Deng~"

Entering the game at the beginning, Lian Ming looked at Go-Jiang holding Mo Xie's Jiu Sheng God of War skin, and sighed: "The more expensive Go-Jiang's skin is, the prettier Mo Xie is. I'm so envious."

"(Go-Jiang) rules with one sword and shows mercy (Moye) uses one sword to bury despair"

"(Go-Jiang) is sure about [-]% (Moye) of this sword!"

"(Gan Jiang/Mo Xie) Food is coming!"

This game finally failed to end before twelve o'clock. With the final countdown of 30 seconds, Lian Ming put down his phone. It wasn't that he wanted to cheat his teammates, but that he was already gone. He could wait for as long as a year for the resurrection time. Look. Watching the countdown on TV.

"Thirty...twenty...ten...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three..."

At this time, the countdown to Gan Jiang Mo Xie's resurrection on Lian Ming's cell phone was exactly the same as the countdown on TV, but Lian Ming couldn't see it anymore. He didn't know why his vision was getting blurry.

"I'm so sleepy~"

Lian Ming was twisting his face now, winking, trying to open his eyes, but he couldn't, so the other eye also closed.

At this moment, the TV and mobile phone went to zero at the same time, the fireworks outside the window exploded high in the sky, the whole city became brightly lit, and the sky turned into various colors, colorful and so beautiful, but beautiful things are always In such a short time, the fireworks were set off slowly, and only a few sparse fireworks were still trying to climb up. The exploding firelight shone on the screen of Lian Ming’s mobile phone that fell on the sofa at home. It showed these two ……Missed call.

"I feel so uncomfortable. Where is this? I feel like my body is soaked in water. I can't use my hands and feet, and I can't open my eyes. I feel so sleepy~"

Just feeling the weakness all over his body, he fell asleep again.

He didn't know how long it had been, but he already suspected that there was a high possibility that he was in someone else's belly.

At the beginning, I kept wondering whether I would become a vegetative state, imprisoned by others and placed in culture fluid, etc.

But now he was very sure and certain that he was in someone else's belly.

Because Lian Ming said that I had just touched the umbilical cord connected to my belly.

To be honest, he is now afraid that he is too fragile now and will disappear accidentally.

He had watched many videos explaining how painful and dangerous it was for a girl to give birth, and his scalp was numb from watching them.

Don't ask why a 30-year-old virgin would watch this kind of video. These were all accidentally seen by chance.

Anyway, I’m very afraid, brothers!

Therefore, the current Lian Ming is very dangerous. If he is not careful, he will be killed and two people will die. But now, Lian Ming can't do anything, so he can only stay and wait for the time to be born.

Having said that, he didn't even know why he was here. After Lian Ming thought for a long time, it was impossible for others to plot against him. He was at home. Thinking that he was getting sleepier and sleepier, he closed his eyes and ran to someone else's house. Lian Ming felt that the possibility of sudden death was very high.

"Gan, I couldn't taste Meng Po soup, I'm so sorry!"

Lian Ming beat his chest angrily and finally died for a while. It was a bit regretful that he couldn't taste the legendary Meng Po soup. But if he didn't drink Meng Po soup, wouldn't he be able to go out and become a child prodigy in the future? It's not a loss or a loss. , Meng Po soup will be the same next time, just finish packing 13 first after going out.

Thinking of these, Lian Ming couldn't help but feel a little excited. He suddenly wished that he would be born earlier. He completely forgot about the fear just now and only had strong expectations for the new life.

"But then again, who the hell is saying that a 30-year-old virgin will become a magician? This special cat is restored to factory settings. He is a hammer magician, but it's not a big problem. World, just wait until I am born. At that time, the world will tremble for me, quack quack~"

"Look forward to the arrival of the little genius!"

Then Lian Ming was thinking about whether he should go to Tsinghua University or Peking University in the future. He slowly closed his eyes in his random thoughts and murmured before falling asleep, "I'd better choose Peking University. Peking University should be okay..."

After an unknown number of days and nights, Lian Ming was finally born into the world.

"Tremble, world!"

Lian Ming's heart was beating very fast. Today was the day he was born. He had already felt the loss of amniotic fluid. Listening to the noisy sounds outside, Lian Ming knew that he was about to be born. He silently adjusted his posture. In order to have a smoother birth, it is best not to have any accidents.

After waiting for a long time, Lian Ming finally felt a pair of hands lifting him out. It was good and smooth. "The world is trembling for the arrival of the young master, wow, wow, wow~"

……

Time flies, and five or six springs and autumns have passed in the blink of an eye. On a green grassland, there is a child wearing a silver moon-colored robe sitting cross-legged. The child has long black hair and an iron sword stuck beside him.

The child rested his elbows on his knees and supported his little head with his right hand. His face was bulging, and his little mouth was pouting and spitting bubbles.

This person was the reborn Lian Ming. He was recalling the time when he was just born. Because he didn't cry or fuss, the scene was in panic again, until the midwife pinched Lian Ming's butt.

"Li Zai Gan God Demon!"

"Crazy, right?"

"Can you have a better attitude?"

Lian Ming, who was still folding his hands on his abdomen and stretching his legs, suddenly started to curse. Zu Anwen's number one scholar immediately started, and greetings flew out of Lian Ming's mouth one after another.

It's a pity that no matter how he greets him, the sound that comes out is "woo wow~woo wow", "Call, call, you hear such a big voice, you are still a young master, he must be very healthy!" The others then leaked out With a happy expression, the midwife also gently patted the buttocks that had just been screwed with her hands, oh my god!

If he could, he would jump up and greet her eighteen generations of ancestors.

Thinking of this, the young man smiled helplessly.

When he opened his eyes for the first time, he was really startled. What was going on in this Chinese-Western style? It was very strange. Moreover, he had never heard of any birdsong.

Then Lian Ming took advantage of his inability to speak.He would often scream wildly, and his parents would hold him and coax him, enjoying him like a prince.When he started to understand the language, he could often hear them talking about martial arts, soul power, your majesty and prince, etc. He thought it was in ancient times.

When he saw a bronze sword suddenly appear in his father's hand for the first time, and four yellow, yellow, purple and purple soul rings rising from his feet, he was stunned for most of a day. After he came to his senses, he struggled in his mother's arms to prevent her from holding him. I want to go to the ground and learn to walk.

"This must be Douluo Continent. Why are you still treating yourself like salted fish when you are already in Douluo Continent?"

When Lian Ming read novels, he often imagined that he had the ability to move mountains and reclaim seas, pretending to be 13 in front of everyone.

Now that the opportunity is right in front of him, how could Lian Ming let it go?

In this way, Lian Ming was finally able to start learning to walk when he was two months old. Previously, his parents would not let him go off the ground because he was still too young, so he could only crawl on the bed. The two-month-old child was still too young, holding on to the edge of the bed. Standing unsteadily.

"Damn it, this child will definitely be promising in the future. He will be able to stand on his own in just two months. It's amazing, it's amazing!"

"That's who's son I don't care about. I miss you. He's almost one year old and he's still crawling around on the ground!"

Lian Ming's mother's teasing made Lian Ming's father blush and quibble:

"I... I just loved climbing when I was a kid, and I'm the best at climbing."

Seeing the husband holding his neck and quibbling, the wife who was protecting her son giggled.Lian Ming also held his hands on the bed and looked at his father with a look of disgust. Then he let go of his hands and staggered into his mother's arms.

"It's great to have a mother!" Lian Ming said with emotion, then he patted his butt and prepared to go home. He looked up at the sky. There was no cloud in the sky. The breeze blew, carrying a few leaves, and passed in front of Lian Ming.

"Ha~ Lian Ming breathed a heavy sigh of relief.

"Tomorrow I will awaken my martial soul. After awakening my sword martial soul, I want everyone to be amazed by my sword skills and the world will tremble for me."

After finishing the second grade, he picked up the iron sword beside him and walked towards home.