Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Facts have proved that only the person who beats the person would feel uncomfortable if the plot involves beating the young one and then the old one.

The one who got beaten was very happy.

Although Ling Yao was swept away by the strong wind and fled with his head in his arms, he could not suppress the raised corners of his mouth at all, and his proud expression of "I have someone to protect me" was vividly displayed.

After this blow, the situation of the battle suddenly changed: Lin Tianyu's clone disappeared without a trace under the oscillating waves of zhenqi. Only the golden dragon shadow hovered in the air, more powerful than the lightning in the sky. Thunder and lightning are even more oppressive.

As for Ling Yao, he has lost all his strength, but fortunately, the Secret Service is also suppressing him here.

The fake third-level masters who emerged at this moment can play a game of mahjong, not to mention there are two third-level bosses holding the battle. They are all keeping an eye on the golden dragon and will not give the opponent any chance to escape.

Of course, if it were the Golden Dragon in its heyday, it could almost reach the threshold of the first rank. This lineup could not even stop the other party from looking at it.

Unfortunately or fortunately, although the golden dragon is an immortal species, immortality comes at a price.The Great Depression era has come when the true energy is becoming increasingly thinner. If the golden dragon wants to continue to maintain its vital signs and cultivation ability, it must obtain necessary nutrients through the spiritual objects enshrined by humans.This is also the opportunity for it to become associated with Qingyou Valley thousands of years ago.

However, due to the disintegration of Qingyou Valley during the war years, no one cared to offer offerings to the Golden Dragon.In order to maintain the operation of the Hidden Dragon Tower, and even more to maintain its vitality, Jin Long was forced to disperse his cultivation and fell into a deep sleep - until the appearance of Lin Tianyu triggered the inheritance mechanism and awakened him - but in short, although Jin Long's soul is now Powerful, but physically weak, he only has the strength of a third-level cultivator.

This was also the information that Ling Yao obtained from the complainers and passed it on to the Secret Service.If not, even if we invite the top experts from the Special Intelligence Bureau, we may not be able to suppress this golden dragon.

As for how the two sides will fight in the future, Ling Yao is not concerned about it.

After the so-called "Dragon-Slaying Sword" was struck, although he was more than excited, his weak body couldn't hold back the screams, which made his head buzz.

He escaped from the scene of the fight between gods under the cover of other members of the Secret Service, and was pulled into an ambulance by anxious-looking medical staff and placed on a stretcher.

At this point he was still thinking.No, why did I get pulled up and lie down on the board in such a hurry?

Although the plan here was completed smoothly, he hasn't seen Xin Ran yet tonight!

That damn old man might still be secretly plotting their next move right now!He didn't think that tonight would be the end of it - he neither sabotaged Lin Tianyu's actions, nor was he beaten half to death by Lin Tianyu. This is very unlike the complete plot of a villain, okay?

Ling Yao wanted to see if Tucao had sent a message, so he sat up, muttered "Where's my phone", and then reached out to touch the phone in his pocket.

However, his hands were put into his pockets and he didn't touch them. Then he remembered that in the chaotic battle just now, the broken mobile phone had been blown away to nowhere, so how could it still be in his pocket?

It’s time to buy a new mobile phone again.he thinks.Obviously, the last time I bought a mobile phone, I bought a Noah X that was durable and durable, and I made up my mind not to keep replacing it for seven or eight years...

Something feels wrong.Why does his mind seem to be wandering... Where has this gone?

"Oh, let me go, why are you sitting up! Lie down! Lie down quickly!"

The medical lady who had just pressed him down on the bed turned her head and saw Ling Yao sitting up. She immediately let out a sharp blast, calling for a large number of doctors and nurses to rush over.

"You don't need to worry about the things outside anymore! Just worry about yourself, you're going to dye our sheets all over!! Hurry up, put electrocoagulation on this melon edge!!"

Ling Yao tilted his head slightly and saw new blood dripping on the white sheets, and was confused.Although he was injured, most of the elements of the performance were within his control. Otherwise, he would not have had the strength to give Jin Long such a sword in the end... Anyway, he wouldn't be so bloody, right?This blood seems to be shed for free...

Pushed by the doctors and nurses, he wiped his face with his head covered and lay down again. Only then did he realize that the source of the blood was his unsatisfactory nose.

Why did I suddenly start bleeding from the nose and get angry?Ling Yao thought haphazardly, his consciousness gradually became blurred, and he finally fell into a deep sleep.

……

Snap.Snap.Snap.

In the hot and silent space, sudden footsteps suddenly sounded.

But the people sitting cross-legged in the center of the space didn't seem to notice this strange thing - Lin Tianyu was struggling to refine the Linglong Pavilion he had just obtained and completely naturalize it in the Qianlong Pagoda.

I don't know if he was too confident or he was overconfident, but in short, Lin Tianyu didn't even notice the arrival of the uninvited guests.

And the uninvited guest had no intention of attacking him.He just walked slowly towards Lin Tianyu, then looked at him with a strange look, and finally said slowly:

"Without the Golden Dragon, even the small Linglong Pavilion is so difficult to refine... Every step of growth requires foreshadowing, and every action requires plug-ins. This is the first time I have seen a 'protagonist' who is so muddy that he cannot hold up the wall. ."

Lin Tianyu was indifferent to this.In other words, he didn't hear what the other party said at all.

"The 'protagonist' you have chosen with great effort and supported in every possible way is like this. Doesn't it mean from another perspective that the world should have ended long ago?"

But of course, no one could answer his question, just as he didn't expect "the one" he said to ask the question to actually give him an answer.

Xin Ran continued to look at Lin Tianyu with that look, and continued to "talk to himself":

"Originally, I thought that boy ruined my plan again, but now it seems that this situation is not bad. Rather than expecting such a waste to play tricks on the family and the Secret Service, it is better to give the initiative to the Secret Service. Bureau."

As he spoke, he slid the screen invisible to others in the void, scanning the optional "plots" provided to him by the system.

"The 'me-only' treatment is not enough, but the superficial glory can still be retained. No matter how much the Secret Service uses him, at least it will not be like those people from the aristocratic family who may kill the donkey one day. Such an 'ending' It barely satisfies [your] original intention. This way I will leave early and feel more at ease."

After that, he waved his hand, and the translucent text screen quickly disappeared without a trace.What popped up again was a video screen.

Lin Tianyu, who was sitting cross-legged on the spot, suddenly frowned. He seemed to have finally realized the abnormality of the clone. Perhaps he had even experienced the collapse of the clone and the defeat of the golden dragon. Big beads of sweat instantly appeared on his forehead, and his body began to I couldn't help but tremble violently,

Xin Ran was silent for a moment, then stretched out his hand in disgust, placing it between Lin Tianyu's eyebrows, as if pouring something into the other person's soul.

[System energy output is in progress...output completed.Current energy 78/100. 】

Lin Tianyu's facial expression was no longer ferocious and returned to its normal refining state.

But Xin Ran's mood seemed to be getting worse.

Unlike Li Jiaheng's system holders who are struggling to survive and still call themselves "New School", if possible, not to mention helping, he only hopes to kill these "children of destiny" with his own hands - this is to get rid of [His] most representative behavior.

Unfortunately, he doesn't have such ability yet.

The reason why everything he planned could unfold smoothly was definitely not because it was hidden from [His] eyes and ears.On the contrary, all of this is under [His] gaze and under [His] acquiescence.

Once he disobeys [His] wishes, he will be systematically punished and lose everything forever.

He has already verified this, and the system has given him the most severe warning.

That's why he needs a perfect "scapegoat" to cover up his mark in front of [Him], and even become himself in [Him]'s eyes.In this way, he can completely get rid of the omnipresent gaze, get rid of that damn fate, and gain true freedom.

But now, the time has not yet come.

He can only submit.

But fortunately, in this world, everything is still under control, except that the protagonist is actually a bit more useless than expected.Especially when a surprise came to his door - the "scapegoat" he originally thought was a "disposable" appeared again, which really relieved him a lot of pressure.

More than half of the "plot" has passed, all the main lines that need to be strengthened have been completed, and the progress bar of the villain's basic tasks has been filled up... It's time for him to leave early and go to the next world to lay the groundwork.

Xin Ran's figure gradually faded away, as if he had never appeared in this space.

……

When Ling Yao woke up again, three days had passed.

With his mind clearing up, Ling Yao finally figured out why he was bleeding and comatose that night:

Because his soul can control the gathering of electricity (infuriating energy) in the entire city, but even if Nanbotu's shell has been cultivated to the sixth level, it cannot withstand the power of a time traveler like him - no matter how awesome your algorithm is , everyone’s CPU is overloaded, and the fan spins so fast that it can only be shut down in an emergency.

Ling Yao silently apologized to Nan Botu in his heart: I'm sorry, kid, I've been using this shell for so long that I forgot it was actually your shell...

Fortunately, "Nan Botu" was unconscious, but it seemed that his previous sword "Slaying the Dragon" was not so outrageous.

There's always a price to be paid for being a shounen manga bastard; if you're a bastard and there's no price to pay, that's not right, because you're probably playing the role of a villain.

Therefore, although the top bosses of the Secret Service still have doubts about him, at least they are not completely guarded against him.

Not to mention the others, except that they thought he was awesome, he was too awesome. His skills in cyber cultivation were eye-opening and awe-inspiring to them, and they wished they could learn it and equip it to every team.

Liu Ming personally sent him a condolence flower basket and fruit, as well as a [-]-word article "About the duty situation that caused a large-scale power outage in Kyoto from x, month x, y hour y to z hour z, xx The writing requirement of "Explanation and Review" made Ling Yao, who was still a little elated, instantly hit by reality so hard that he didn't even recognize his mother.

I write, can’t I write it?I wrote! ! !

Ling Yao was incompetent and furious, sleeping up and down at night, scratching his head and scratching his head, writing furiously, completely forgetting about Lin Tianyu, Jin Long and Xin Ran.

It was Zhang Yongxin who "accidentally" revealed when he came to see him that Jin Long had been captured and was being held in a special prison of the Secret Service. A lot of research bosses were squatting around and studying Jin Long day and night, and his eyes were so fast. Glowing green.

However, it was a pity that as long as he asked about Qingyou Valley, Jin Long refused to say even a word, and only said that he wanted to see [Ling Yao].

Ling Yao, who had finished writing the self-criticism, nodded boredly while chewing an apple:

"Yeah, I understand. Then you should work hard and kneel down."

Zhang Yongxin hinted at failure:

"...Can't you be curious? It said it wants to see you! It said you also have the inheritance of Qingyou Valley!"

Ling Yao slapped his thigh: "Inheritance? I have it, didn't I tell you?

"That thing was given to me by Lin Tianyu himself. I gave a copy to the Nan family. Don't you know? I thought you already knew it! So do you want to see it? I'll send you an email."

Zhang Yongxin: Have you ever made a copy of such an important thing and given it to the Nan family? ? ?Didn't we agree that the prerequisite for cooperating with the Secret Service is to leave the Nan family? !

Then Zhang Yongxin opened his mailbox and saw the compressed package sent by Ling Yao, which contained more than a dozen photos of the Qingyou Valley Stone Tablet - the Dandy Version 01 Photo Version.

Ling Yao wiped his hands and started chewing pears again:

"Have you checked it? It's just this stone tablet. I got it from the black market for a photo opportunity. If that dragon was with Lin Tianyu at that time, it should know about it. There are two pictures of Lin Tianyu in it. Tianyu helped take the photo, and I didn’t care if he made me look ugly. If you didn’t mention it, I would have forgotten about it.”

Zhang Yongxin was silent.

Zhang Yongxin punched Ling Yao.

"You're not sick, are you! I've already contributed my personal dark history and you still beat me up???"

Zhang Yongxin thought that it was a good thing that the person who came to ask questions today was him, a person who didn't know much about academics, so he just punched Ling Yao.

If any other research boss came over, or asked Jin Long to come over and listen, he would probably beat Ling Yao into a scumbag.

So many people may not be able to get started even though they have listened to the heartfelt opinions of their predecessors and practiced cultivation for many years in front of genuine products. Only then do they treat stone tablets as ordinary antiques and flow to the market. You can reproduce the inheritance of Qingyou Valley with dozens of tourist photos. I won’t beat you up. Who? ?

Ling Yao doesn't understand.Ling Yao felt wronged.Ling Yao spoke again:

"You can't blame me for not saying it. My improved entry-level techniques have been directly contributed to you. Isn't it simpler and easier to use than this? I just feel that this thing is useless. And the key is that you didn't ask me? "

Zhang Yongxin: Okay, stop talking. Besides, my fists are going to be hard again. Thank you.

After hinting failed, Zhang Yongxin finally "expressed" to Ling Yao:

"Find an opportunity to talk to Jinlong. We want to learn more about the history of Qingyou Valley through it, but I'm afraid only you, a 'half' descendant, can let it go.

"And you can also get more inner cultivation methods from it, which may help you break through the bottleneck."

Thinking of his own bottleneck, Ling Yao was moved and finally agreed.

In fact, he was more concerned about Xin Ran.But later he learned that Xin Ran had "disappeared" since that night, and no one could find his trace again.

However, Xin Ran's disappearance no longer concealed all his "criminal evidence". One after another human trafficking cases came to light, and a string of people were arrested from top to bottom.

Although the people from the Special Intelligence Bureau told Ling Yao that they would continue to track Xin Ran's whereabouts, and looked at him quite pitifully, Ling Yao guessed that Xin Ran might have completed the "villain of this world" that night. Mission", just like when he stabbed himself in the great world of Mang Sheng, he turned around and ran away with the bucket.No matter how powerful the Secret Service is, it cannot find people from another world.

His "confrontation" with Xin Ran in this world was endless, but to a certain extent it seemed reasonable.Although he regards Xin Ran as an "enemy", this is not the case with Xin Ran - perhaps on the contrary, more often than not, Ling Yao is his "accomplice".

Xin Ranliu obviously has his own purpose in traveling around the world.As long as Ling Yao is not an obstacle, Xin Ran is obviously not interested in a vengeful brat.

This slightly "cruel" fact made Ling Yao feel a little disappointed.He didn't know if he was so lucky to be able to follow Xin Ran and reincarnate into the next world after "Nan Botu" passed away, and continue to explore the truth of the so-called system.

But his life has never been just for "revenge".Life in this world has to be changed.

He had originally set a grand goal of cultivating the truth for all the people, but now it was just getting started. How could he have time to think about things that could not be achieved temporarily?It is better to think about how to break through to the fifth level.

After he recovered from his injuries, he went to see Jin Long as soon as possible.

The golden dragon was tied to a large pillar in the research institute. Various strange talisman patterns were carved on the pillar, and many chains were tied to it - if it weren't for a glass wall outside, with various instruments flashing next to it. Equipment and researchers in white coats shuttled back and forth in the room. Ling Yao almost thought he had traveled back to the world of Mang Sheng.

Probably after the irritable stage after being caught, Jin Long seemed calm, and even invited him to chat about topics related to magic and practice.

Ling Yao was quite wary at first, but later he discovered that Jin Long was really just having an academic discussion with him, and he really calmed down and had a good discussion with him. After a few days, he was quite fruitful, so he turned around and closed his eyes for a while. Guan, he actually broke through from the peak of the sixth grade to the fifth grade.

This is definitely great news for Ling Yao.He had been troubled by this bottleneck for too long, but he never expected that he would finally find a breakthrough in Jinlong.Sure enough, cultivation pays attention to causes and fate, and the fate is wonderful.

He was busy recording his breakthrough experience and compiled it into a book for subsequent compilation of a practice manual. However, even if the other party was now in a "prisoner" state, it did not prevent him from expressing his gratitude to Jinlong in time.

In addition, when people from the Intelligence Bureau saw that Jin Long was really willing to talk to Ling Yao, they wished that Ling Yao could stay here and chat with Jin Long more, so Ling Yao's temporary office was moved directly to the research center, and he was right under Jin Long's nose. Start writing notes at the bottom.

The golden dragon was quite speechless at Ling Yao's "dedication" behavior, but when it sensed Ling Yao's fifth-level aura, it fell silent again.

After this period of time, he has come to know that Ling Yao is really not a wandering inheritance from Qingyou Valley, but an ordinary person who got on the road at a low price.

Although this ordinary person's talent is actually not "ordinary" at all...

"With your talent, if you had been in Qingyou Valley's heyday, you would have been admitted as a direct disciple, and it would not be impossible for you to become the leader of the generation. You really were born in the wrong era."

Ling Yao had just finished chatting with Jin Long about a new academic topic. He had some inspiration and was adding and revising an old manuscript. When he heard Jin Long's words, he was stunned for a moment and subconsciously replied:

"How could it be? In those days, it was very difficult for a child to live to be 28, let alone have the opportunity to cultivate and enter your Qingyou Valley? It's not as good as now. Now at least most people have food to eat. In the future Maybe you can even cultivate to the true level."

He said this on behalf of "Nan Bo Tu".According to the history he learned, the ancient times of this world were even more feudal and backward than the world of Mang Sheng where he lived. If it was a kid like Nan Botu who was trafficked and abandoned, no orphanage would take him in at that time. It’s good to make soup and eat without being caught.

Moreover, as a senior practitioner, he was very aware of the world of cultivation where the jungle prevailed, and there was no possibility of universal cultivation among the people.Regardless of whether it is Shenlong Academy or Sword Sect, no matter how tolerant and inclusive they are, in such an unstable environment where everyone is in danger, they will never make the secret of cultivation to the public.

On the contrary, this is a world where the social system operates stably. Although he doesn't know what the future will be like, it can at least give him something to look forward to.Even if there is no hope, there are many more peaceful ways for people to live. There is no need to fight to the death, and there is no need to struggle between killing and being killed every day - this is what he likes most about this world.

"Do you want to be the No. 1 person in the world of cultivation who is educated and undisciplined? You are ambitious. But for all your hard work, as long as the foundation is still based on Qingyou Valley's skills, in the eyes of others, this achievement will eventually be Qingyou Valley's. It’s not from your Nan Bo Tu. And the only recognized descendant of Qingyou Valley now is Lin Tianyu.”

This is a hint to Ling Yao that he must quickly seize the position of successor so that he can be justified and feel comfortable.

It's a pity that Ling Yao is unmoved.He felt that the only thing that could make him feel better now was to improve his cultivation path to a higher level. He cleverly avoided the hint, but felt that Jin Long was joking with him:

"When that day comes, it's not a question of whether Qingyou Valley recognizes me, but whether I recognize Qingyou Valley appearing on my resume. As long as I don't want to say it, the name of Qingyou Valley will not appear in the history books. .”

This time Jinlong was silenced.As the guardian beast of Qingyou Valley, it has gone through ups and downs with Qingyou Valley in the past dynasties. It has long been accustomed to the respect and worship of Qingyou Valley by the world, and is also used to treating everyone who has anything to do with Qingyou Valley from the perspective of gifts. , I really didn’t expect to hear someone weighing whether Qingyou Valley is worthy of recognition in my lifetime.

But he couldn't refute Ling Yao's remarks.Times have really changed now.

Probably because he was worried that Jin Long's self-esteem would be damaged and he would become autistic, Ling Yao paused and added:

"But I don't care about these. If you are willing to help with a few pointers, contribute some book codes, and write your name or the name of Qingyou Valley, it won't be a problem."

In the end, Jin Long didn't give Ling Yao a good or bad answer.And just like with Li Haibo, Ling Yao doesn't expect that he can tie the most powerful generals of the protagonist's camp onto the "thief ship" by saying a few passionate words or having two bowls of chicken soup for the soul.In other words, he didn't really care.

Especially now that the big guys from the Secret Service are helping him stop Lin Tianyu, he no longer feels the storm caused by the "plot": he does research every day, and when he can't do it, he goes out to play for two days and eat two more meals. Okay, find someone to chat with, and your life will be like a fairy.

Of course, it's not that he doesn't understand Lin Tianyu's situation.He also has a channel to complain about the servants.

After that day, Lin Tianyu did refine Linglong Pavilion and restored the Qianlong Tower, but the golden dragon in the Qianlong Tower also fell into a deep sleep.

——Anyway, in the eyes of the complainer, this is how [No such person found] dealt with the disappearance of Jin Long.

And Chen Xiaoxing, the unlucky young master of the Chen family, also survived under Lin Tianyu's rescue and turned back into a lively little cabbage. He was no longer so concerned about Lin Tianyu becoming his brother-in-law. Resisted and opposed

——Ling Yao also knows this. Of course, Chen Xiaoxing no longer resists and objects, because the focus of his life has shifted to "I have to make the thief awesome. He was surrounded by me and didn't hold a grudge. He even saved his own life." My eldest brother tricked me into coming to my own home to teach me how to cultivate!" He came here every three days to inquire about Ling Yao's whereabouts, which made Ling Yao really confused: a child is a child, and his thoughts have become really full of tricks, which is really frustrating. People can't stand it.

Of course, it is impossible for him to have any in-depth relationship with Chen Xiaoxing.No matter how off-line the young master is, he is still a member of the Chen family.The Chen family wanted to avoid dealing with the Secret Service.

Lin Tianyu successfully joined the Chen family by virtue of his life-saving favor to Chen Xiaoxing, but secretly he also received an olive branch from the depths of the Secret Service.

This is also the plan that the Secret Service finally discussed. Lin Tianyu's smoke bomb is very useful, and it can be used for more than just smoke bombs.As long as he is given enough benefits, Lin Tianyu can still help solve many problems.

As for Zhou Yunyi, after briefly chatting with Ling Yao once, she never appeared again.

In fact, what Ling Yao talked to her was very simple. Lin Tianyu was not important. What was important was that she had to get hold of the Zhou family's financial power. How she wanted to live her life after that was not up to her.Then Zhou Yunyi left thoughtfully.

It's not that Ling Yao doesn't want to watch the "main palace vase" and the "real male protagonist" hurt each other and torture each other, but when the person involved is sitting in front of him alive, Ling Yao still can't complain about the slaves holding him like that Treat it like a spectator watching a play, and most of what you say is true.

Time flies, Ling Yao's research work progresses steadily, and their research results are gradually appearing in the public eye in various forms: the breakfast project in the compulsory transaction stage, a new set of national radio gymnastics and eye exercises for primary and secondary school students. Health exercises, and various national fitness exercises...

Ten years have passed in the blink of an eye, and Lin Tianyu has reached the peak of the second level. The honorary title buffs stacked on him can be compiled into a book, and the number of "harem stamp collectors" has reached 18.

The "story" of this world is gradually coming to its climax and end.

Until that day, a [text message] from the system suddenly popped up on Ling Yao’s phone:

[Dear XR0037, Hello, the main plot of the current world (D382176) has ended, and the world mission has been completed.Thank you for your hard work and support!

[In the main plot, the points you obtain are *******, which can be exchanged for store items or energy.

[Current energy: ****, you have enough energy and you can choose to leave at any time. 】

Unfortunately, although the text message informed him that he could choose to "leave", Ling Yao did not find a confirmation option to leave.

Ling Yao didn't have a strong desire to leave this world, but it was inevitable to regret losing a choice.

Could it be that Xin Ran had used up the opportunity to escape?Then how did he come to this world of D382176?

However, [main plot] is understandable, but what is [world mission]?Don't look like the same thing?What does it have to do with the [Character Quest] he heard about before?

Ling Yao walked out of the studio while thinking.Whether this so-called main plot ends or not doesn't seem to have any impact on his physical condition.

He had not received this notification in Mang Sheng World before.Can it be considered that before his death, the main plot of Mang Sheng World was not completed and the world mission was not completed, so the notification could not be sent to him?

However, his physical condition was not affected, but Ling Yao immediately felt the twists and turns in other matters:

He received a call from Li Haibo, saying that Ding Linger's grandfather was dead.

When Ling Yao was still thinking about who Ding Ling'er was and it sounded like she was a woman, Li Haibo said that Ding Ling'er and Lin Tianyu broke up, and he helped arrange the follow-up to the breakup.Lin Tianyu seemed a little shocked, but he had too many women to care about a small character whose heart was no longer with him.

Ling Yao now remembered who Ding Ling'er was, but he was still thinking about why Li Haibo made a special phone call to tell him such a trivial matter.

Li Haibo hasn't contacted him for Lin Tianyu-related matters for a long time. Usually he takes the initiative to call to ask how the Nan family is doing, or Li Haibo calls him to talk to him about the progress of their cooperation projects in the past two years.

"It's nothing, it's just that I'm ready to leave."

Ling Yao: Huh?Who to leave?Lin Tianyu? ?

This time point and this narrative technique make it easy for people to suspect that you are having an affair with that Ding Linger. If they want to leave, you have to leave, okay?

The protagonist is no longer the protagonist, so even the protagonist’s younger brother can cuckold the protagonist? ?Shocking Lingyao for 800 years!