Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

【"It's just a simple elixir that can be practiced by the disciples of Qingyougu's outer sect, and it can make them fight hard. After Qingyougu's defeat, human beings are really inferior to each other."

[The little golden dragon wagged its tail, hid itself on Lin Tianyu's neck, said in a disdainful tone,

【"And didn't you come here today to collect the Enlightenment Monument that recorded the introductory exercises? Listen, no one understands it? And what about the descendant of the Wu family, who really started from Qingyou Valley? Those two who were in the Zhou family at that time were clearly not even Qi refiners! Old man Yaoxian, who did he choose to be the successor! Really misjudged! Cut off this good inheritance!"

[Although Lin Tianyu has already changed his appearance with the simulated human skin, he still couldn't help pulling the cloak to cover his appearance, and also covered the shining little golden dragon:

【"I don't know the reason. But I'm afraid... It is precisely because Qingyougu's exercises and elixirs are too powerful that people envy and persecute them when they are in decline, so these disciples can only hide their names incognito This is why I still dare not make too much publicity, and dare not directly recruit disciples for Qingyou Valley. It's just that the longer I hide, the fewer disciples who can succeed in succession, and the more people who forget their ancestors.

【"Wu's lineage is probably the longest among those disciples who escaped by chance. It's a pity that even they, except for the most basic Chinese medicine techniques, are probably gone now. Even if there are any left, No one can understand it. Otherwise, it would be impossible for a treasure like the Enlightenment Monument to fall into the hands of outsiders, let alone put it here and use money to measure its value."

【"Hmph. Those who have forgotten their ancestors. Those who abandon the rules of their ancestors in order to avoid disasters, even if they are understandable, they are not worthy of forgiveness. Since they choose to give up, they will never want to return to Qingyou Valley!"

[Little Golden Dragon raised his tail and spoke angrily,

【"Hey, boy, it's settled, you must bring back the Enlightenment Monument! It is the treasure of our Qingyou Valley, it is the face of Qingyou Valley! It can be borrowed or even given away, but it must not be sold. !"

【"Do not worry."

[Lin Tianyu watched the host sell the last batch of his refined medicine at a high price of one million, and he looked ecstatic, but he was eagerly looking forward to the appearance of the last treasure, so he couldn't help but clenched his fists.

【"I will definitely let it return to its original owner."

【Little Jinlong seemed quite satisfied with Lin Tianyu's answer, and his flapping tail finally stopped.But soon, it rolled its eyeballs and asked again:

【"But having said that, didn't you sense the aura of the missing orb in the Fire Spirit Cauldron, and decided to participate in this auction in person, and that's how you got the news of the Enlightenment Monument by chance? But in this auction, there seems to be no What kind of magical treasure beads? Could it be that you got it wrong?"

【"Even if my sense is wrong, the reaction of the Fire Spirit Cauldron will not be wrong. Perhaps... it is not an auction item, but a magic weapon carried by someone here."

【Lin Tianyu shook his head invisibly,

【"But there are too many people now, and I'm not sure who owns the orb."

【"Isn't that simple? Once the auction is over, you release your thoughts and scan them one by one. If you keep them, you can find that person. There are not many people present that you can't beat, so just grab them! "

【The little golden dragon raised its tail, and seemed very excited.

【"That's not right. Even if you find someone, you should discuss business with them first. After all, it's someone else's property now, so you can't take it for nothing. But... If it doesn't make sense, then you have no choice but to be polite."

【Lin Tianyu raised his head and looked at the stage,

【"Okay, just be patient, the Enlightenment Monument will come out soon. No matter how high the price is called, I will definitely take it!"】

(From Chapter 123 of "Urban God of Medicine" - Auction)

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[The bid for the Olympic Games is finally successful: Please, if the male protagonist can’t get along, grab it and if you don’t talk to the Shenlong brothers, grab it if you don’t talk, there is no difference in essence except for a few superficial politeness!No normal person would listen to you and sell it to you if you want to buy it!Strong buying and strong selling! This is it! 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: Thinking about it seriously, it seems to be the case... But at least it's the courtesy first, and then the soldier. This is probably the pattern of the "protagonist". 】

[Eating No. 1: This and that, first stabbing the other party and then calling the police for the other party, and then boasting that the "pattern" of "big pattern" is the same pattern! ? 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: There are basically not many good things about this type of male lead.For some characters, if you scold him for being unrighteous, some book fans will jump out and laugh at you: "These literary works are still commenting on the Three Views?" Well, the work itself really has nothing to judge whether the Three Views are right or not, but the author Writing such a thing to please the readers, the readers are really excited by such a thing, I can still evaluate the three views of these readers^_^]

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: ...you bid for the Olympic Games, have you been bullied recently?]

[You are all brothers, how could I hate you: Hey, some people are like this, as long as they are happy, they don’t care about social meaning and consequences.The sore spot that you can't refute is like being skinned, so of course you jumped up in anger?The protagonist's personality can only be said to be not a heinous crime, and he is reluctant to obey the law, let alone be a good person.It’s too early to get angry about the Olympic bid. If the protagonist doesn’t get the baby in the photo, maybe there will be an outright killing and seizing the treasure;For the black market, there are urban novels in this kind of place, so don't expect too much of the protagonist's character. 】

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: But the author should not be so stupid, if the plot and characters are arranged like this, it will really collapse.There is a high probability that the protagonist will be calculated to be calculated for being unreasonable, beat the opponent out of patience, and take away the opponent's treasure as "compensation", etc., giving people a feeling of "things happen for a reason" and "helpless". 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded; maybe.Anyway, I'm not happy with this kind of character setting.It's better to make it clear from the beginning that you are leading a villain. It's really boring to pretend. 】

[I really don't have a recommendation ticket: However, I think "Zha Wu this person" has a really good temper... I definitely can't stand the work I wrote so hard to be said that way]

[Dining No.1: I think this is a robot posting!There is really no anger at all!It makes me feel embarrassed to complain directly in the comment area! 】

"You also know that sometimes you speak too much. I haven't told you that the author agreed to it... If you really met an author with a bad temper, you would have been hanged on the homepage of other blogs and scolded Is it a sieve?"

Qian Rufeng scratched his head and let out a long sigh.

He opened a certain chat interface on his mobile phone with the account "Don't talk about feelings, hurt money" again, and the latest message sent was:

[Hello, I am currently reading your work "Urban Doctor of Medicine", and I have read Chapter 123.I am very interested in the relationship structure of various forces in your works. I think your writing is very detailed and true. I hope to ask you how to build a real and complete social system. I hope you will give me your advice. 】

On top of this message, there are dozens of dialog boxes he sent asking for discussion or asking about writing methods and techniques, and even some tentative speeches such as [are you there].

But without exception, none of them got a reply.

Qian Rufeng slid his fingers and finally reached the top of the interface.That was his first message:

[Sorry, my friend was agitated in your comment area, didn't control it properly, and may have posted some words that offended you and your work.I have already reminded them.I'll bring them to their attention for deletion if needed. 】

And under this dialog box, it was the only reply given to him by [No such person found]:

[It's okay, I don't mind the tendency to comment, any reply will help me.Be sure to keep commenting in the comments section, the more the merrier, very welcome.Please don't tell anyone else about my news though, I'd like to keep it a little secret. 】

This is the only one.

Want to keep it mysterious?There will be such an idea, maybe [check no such person] is just a writing enthusiast, and he didn't care about subscriptions and popularity.If you can meet "boring" people like them and complain about "team building" in the work, maybe it will make the other party find it very interesting?

Otherwise, he really couldn't understand such an overly "tolerant" attitude...

But if that's the case, he really envies the other party's mentality and situation.

He switched the interface, glanced at this month's account, and couldn't help but sigh.

Subscriptions are down again compared to the previous month.It's no wonder that the editor in charge hasn't had a good look at him recently.

Since he entered the industry, he has written fantasy novels, but now he has gradually fallen into a bottleneck, and his grades have declined for a while.In order to break through himself, he decided to try a new style in his new works and enter urban literature.

However, it seems that he is at a loss for this kind of overhead urban system, and can only copy the experience in fantasy novels, so that the power structure and power system of the novel world seem too out of touch with the modern city, and the character of the hero is also incompatible with the social background. , was ridiculed by many readers as "fantasy novels in urban skin", the collection volume is simply a mess, and it has not been put on the shelves so far.

In contrast, although the "Urban Medical God" written by [No Such Person] is full of flaws, it is doomed to be ignored by no one, but at any rate, it has lived a "brilliant" period of time, which can be regarded as his The "predecessors".And looking at the author's attitude in the past...Qian Rufeng felt that this might be the only person on his list who was willing to reply to him with such questions.

He is miserable.So every time these little bastards in the complaining team laugh at how badly written [I can't find this person], Qian Rufeng feels very heartbroken.

But then again, how did he get the author's QQ number?How come he has no memory at all?

When I searched for this number again, I couldn't even find this person, so that he couldn't recommend him to other group members...

But I feel that there is little hope of being answered this time.

Ding-dong-

A group chat message box popped up on the top of the phone.

[Dining No.1: Let me tell you the truth, did I remember it wrong?I remember that in the clip I saw earlier, there was a dharma orb on the auction floor, it just happened to be the orb of the Fire Spirit Cauldron, right?It also describes that it is covered with weird spells, but it is actually a basic formula that can be mass-produced?But after I just refreshed, the description about the orb disappeared? 】

Qian Rufeng clicked on the dialog box, read the message sent by the rice bucket, and recalled it.It seems that... there was this description before?

However, the later plot directly shifted from the bidding of the elixir to the auction of the Enlightenment Monument, which was the climax of the auction, so that he forgot for a moment that the author had buried such a foreshadowing.

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Probably because I wrote it and forgot it.After thinking about it, it is inconvenient to add a large part of the plot, so I have to delete a small part of the previous description, and wait for the auction to end before giving the protagonist a chance to get the orb. 】

[What to do: I said earlier that the protagonist came to the black market this time because he sensed the existence of the orb. It is estimated that the auction will end soon, and the protagonist is robbed and killed halfway with the Enlightenment Monument, and then the counter-killing opponent will get some of the spoils. 】

[They are all brothers, how could I love you: Good guy, I’m just a good guy.Brother Xing, you have won my true biography!In all likelihood, this is the development. 】

[The bid for the Olympic Games has finally succeeded: Hey, big brother Pigeon, you have to show some face! 】

Just changed...indicates that the author is online?Then did he not see his message, or did he not want to reply to him at all?

Qian Rufeng pinched his temples, seeing helplessness and anxiety.

[Nan Botu replied to your comment in "Urban Medical God".Please click to view...]

"Ah... this ID seems to be... oh, the author trumpet!"

Qian Rufeng regained his spirits all of a sudden.

After all, although there are a lot of gangster jokes, no one will really believe that the guy in the comment area who runs around with the name of the villain in the book and changes the plot of the story based on the conversation with them is really the character of the same name in the book!It must be the author playing Metagame with them!

He immediately opened the reply.

[Excuse me, does anyone have a summary of the power components, power balance, and relationship network of the various parties in this novel?It's interesting, I'm doing research, please discuss. 】

Qian Rufeng was excited: Sure enough!The author saw my message!It's just that he wants to continue playing role-playing, so he used [Nan Botu] to discuss this issue with me indirectly!

Since he was asking for advice from others, he naturally did his homework.So without further ado, he uploaded the power network map he had summarized.

……

"Wow, this wave of harvest is bigger than I imagined. Now I know why people like you are nicknamed 'money-giving boys'... People live up to their names, people live up to their names~ But then again, I actually One day I can also enjoy the treatment of the protagonist's plot? It feels very good!"

Xia Ming's eyelids trembled twice.

The gang boss who was pressed on the ground by his back raised his other hand that was not stepped on the ground, made an international unfriendly gesture, and cursed:

"XX fuck you XXX XX-poof!"

This was the sound of being poked in the lungs before he finished cursing.

"Keep your mouth clean, okay? Your scolding on the Internet will be harmonized to such an extent that it is really insulting to gentleness... We are all adults, why don't you restrain your emotions?"

The voice of the person pressing on him was slow and orderly, incompatible with the traces of fierce fighting around him.

Xia Ming ground his teeth.

"What the hell am I &*#&%#*(%*@(%*$%#:&_... It hurts, it hurts - grass! I didn't expect to be planted in your hands! I want to kill or cut whatever I want , don’t even think about humiliating me!!”

"Hey, it's just stepping on your feet. What kind of humiliation is this? Compared with you, my bodyguard is weak and pitiful. I want to kill people and seize treasures as soon as I come up. I think I am just a little bit of self-defense. Since it is self-defense , how can you kill people? Uh... wait, but the rules of the black market seem to be different? Sorry, let me ask..."

Seeing that the other party seemed to realize something suddenly, Xia Ming turned around in a daze, looked at him,

"Who is that? Usually, how do you deal with this kind of situation? I don't know much... After looting and beating up and throwing it out? Or find a reason to send the police? Or there is a dungeon for lynching or something... ah Ahhh, these things that have happened have really shocked my three views! Isn’t this a society ruled by law! Why do I encounter such violations of law and discipline all day long!”

Xia Ming looked at Ling Yao who had a loveless face, and watched him step on the gang boss's right wrist with his left foot, kneeling with his right knee to press the opponent's shoulder; The dagger that was snatched from the other party's hand... It looks so easy, I'm really embarrassed to ask you why it looks like you have been shocked by the three views, you are obviously very proficient!

It should be him who was shocked by the three views!

At that time, the bid for the Monument of Enlightenment exceeded the Nan family's budget this time, and Xia Ming gradually calmed down, realizing how dangerous it was for him to leave the object of protection aside.

He originally wanted to go directly to Ling Yao, but was stopped by the people at the auction house to check the goods for inspection first, so he could only complete the task in a hurry, asking where the untimely young master was running around.

It would be fine if the person was still in the venue, but if he left the venue... With the image of Ling Yao, a big dog, an idiot and rich second generation, he would be robbed and kidnapped every minute!

result?In the end, it was not Ling Yao who rushed out and was robbed, but him.

During the fight, Ling Yao ran over following the sound.He subconsciously yelled for Ling Yao to run, but the boss of the gang decided that Ling Yao would be a good hostage to threaten him, so he rolled up his sleeves and went to arrest him himself.

Then?Then the mob boss becomes a hostage.

Xia Ming wiped the sweat from his forehead.

...This development is not right! !