Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

The person involved, Ling Linhan, regrets it now, very much.

He shouldn't have heard the words "Always give a little warning to those inactive officials in Wolong Kingdom", "After learning the lesson, other forces will restrain themselves", "Bring some gifts, the effect will be better with a big stick and sweet dates" After seeing Ling Yao's "serious" selection of birthday gifts for that Youzhou mansion, he believed what this guy said...

This horse riding is not just "a little warning" and "a big stick with sweet dates"!Not only did they slam down the door and beat up the guards as soon as they came up, but they also mercilessly chopped up the gatekeeper monsters that rushed up one by one to dig out their crystal nuclei!This stepping on the horse is purely offending people to death!

What kind of evil did he believe in, so that he thought that this guy who was full of tricks would act normally!

And the most important thing is, this guy still has the guts to rush into the lobby with a sword in hand, and mix the bloody crystal nucleus with the birthday gift and send it out together!As far as this is concerned, it is the shivering You Huanzhi who frightens the guests. He is really shameless and invincible!

Although in the eyes of others, the expressionless Ling Linhan standing aside is undoubtedly the evil accomplice of the young master of the Ling family who is flaunting his power with his teeth and claws, but only Ling Linhan knows that he is completely petrified, and his pupils are shaking. That's all.

But soon, his reaction was not that simple——

"Ah! By the way! It's just that this little gift is not enough! I even went to the south of the city to invite a band to add to the fun of Mr. You's banquet!! Come, come, come up! Just to liven up the atmosphere!"

Just as Ling Linhan watched the band invited by Ling Yao, dressed in colorful and colorful clothes, walking into the courtyard step by step, and feeling bad in his heart, a sudden suona pierced the sky:

"Ugh-"

Everyone's brains seemed to go blank for a moment.

"Wooooow~ooohoo~"

"Clang--! Clang--!"

"Woofu~woofu~wulier——"

Seeing Ling Yao's heartily laughing face amidst the music, Ling Linhan almost gave up on the spot:

Are you bragging about wishing people a long life?You are bragging about sending someone back to the west! !

……

"Little ghost, don't look like you're unlovable, just smile, smile, come~"

Ling Yao turned around and leaned in front of Ling Linhan, pointing the corners of his mouth with both index fingers, raised his cheeks, and showed a big smile.

And Ling Lin pressed his temples that were throbbing, rolled his eyes, and pushed Ling Yao's face aside:

"Didn't you see how ugly those people's faces were when we left? It's like you are the only guy who thinks you're going to a funeral..."

"Hey! Aren't you just so happy to see how ugly their faces are?"

Ling Yao wasn't annoyed, he still had that hippie smile on his face.But from Ling Linhan's point of view, the other party's tone at this moment is obviously much more serious than before, which made him sigh:

"Well, talking to you is really... nerve-wracking. Now that you've called me out, you should tell me about your plan anyway. Just seeing you offend others so recklessly, I will Difficult to sleep and eat."

Ling Yao narrowed his eyes and shook his fingers with an inscrutable look:

"It's nerve-wracking because you're still too stupid. If it were Ah Nian, he would understand why, or how I dared to make a fuss...wait a minute, the people on the street, Please give me the knuckles and take back the mustard bag!!"

Seeing Ling Linhan's unmoved appearance, and the gleaming knuckles in the opponent's hand that hurt when he saw someone being beaten, Ling Yao finally pretended to laugh a few times, and began to smooth things over for him:

"Hahahaha, of course, of course, after all, Ah Nian and I are friends who have known each other for almost ten years, and of course we have a better understanding... To show my sincerity, I still break it up and tell you."

Ling Linhan: ...I didn't feel comforted, but felt that I was connoted. Hey.

"You know it too, Ben Xian...cough, I hate troubles the most, so I will never make troubles for myself unless it is necessary. Of course, this time I will take you to the birthday party of that 'Master You', It's not a very necessary thing... No! Hey! Let someone finish talking first!"

"Then trouble you to be long. Talk. Short. Say. Okay?"

"Cough, I just got a little bad habit from Mr. Liang... To put it simply, although it's not necessary, it won't cause us too much trouble."

"what does that mean?"

"It means——if the trouble lies with You Huanzhi, our troubles were already big enough at the very beginning, and we don't care about what happened just now."

With a helpless smile, Ling Yao shrugged and spread his hands.

Ling Linhan touched his chin, showing a thoughtful expression:

"You mean, no matter what attitude we use to treat him, whether we please or humiliate him, he will never change his plan to suppress and exclude the Ling family because of us?"

"Bingo~ To be more precise, the people behind him will not give up such intentions."

Ling Yao blinked, snapped his fingers,

"Don't look at him as a domineering state capital in the southeast, using his power and the selfish desires of various forces, playing tricks of balance, so that others have to try their best to please him... But in turn, each Family forces are also taking advantage of his greed to guide him to make choices that are beneficial to him.

"Suppressing the Ling family is a common choice made by both of them. Because of this, in the face of this guy's unreasonable army deployment and task arrangement, and when your people protest, others will talk about other things.

"Of course, this is not because they think that You Huanzhi, who holds power, will not turn the knife against them one day, but that You Huanzhi has voluntarily become the knife in their hands from the very beginning.

"Where the knife will point does not depend on the relationship between the knife and the enemy, but on the will of the person holding the knife, doesn't it?"

"So you knew early on that pleasing You Huanzhi would not work, and sooner or later everyone would tear themselves apart, so why not let yourself feel good a few days earlier..."

"Huh? You found out all this?"

"Fart! Are you planning to hide this posture?!"

"But I obviously gave him a few new monsters as compensation. After counting back and forth, at least he took in two or three sixth-level monsters, and added a mourning song... Joy, after all, we didn't lose. he--"

"Can you make up for the smashed venue with a few monsters! Wait... Did you hire a musician according to the specifications of mourning music from the beginning?!"

"Ah, I slipped my tongue. Why don't you say it?"

"I can't tell you what's the difference now!"

Ling Linhan rushed out like a cannonball, panting for a while, and finally calmed down:

"Okay, okay... It's impossible to change anyway. Hey, so what? It's a big mess, it's not really just for fun, is it?"

"But you have to admit that this is really cool... A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!!"

In order to avoid Ling Linhan's iron fist, Ling Yao pretended to be shocked and ran forward three meters like a rabbit.

"I am such a budget-minded person, and I have prepared for this trip for so long. Of course, it is impossible just to have fun. If you just want to vent your anger on that guy, you can choose any time, and there is no need to bring you, a fool. Originally It’s just for people to see, of course, it needs to be fully staffed and behave in a public manner, otherwise how can it show the strength and attitude of the Ling family?”

"For...people from other families? But! Don't you want to tear yourself apart like this and make so many enemies at once?! The Ling family has already..."

"Hey. So you are a brawny cultivator who doesn't understand the minds of those in charge of housework like us. Make enemies? They are already hostile to the Ling family. Do we need to start a fight?

"And as for tearing up faces, that's even less of a problem—didn't you find out? Since I entered the mansion of Youzhou Mansion, except for the initial courtesy and etiquette, I have never mentioned the names of anyone in other families, let alone Mention anything they do."

Ling Linhan shook the fist that just missed, recalling what happened in Youfu earlier.

At that time, he was so shocked by Ling Yao's series of coquettish operations that he couldn't think about it, and he didn't notice many details.But think about it carefully... Although every word this guy said will make people think that if he said it to himself, his blood pressure would definitely rise, but the only one who is really on the verge of death is the one who has been smashed That Youzhou mansion is nothing more than that.

Although the others were shocked, and perhaps had a lot of calculations in their hearts, they were still spectators who had nothing to do with themselves in the final analysis - because Ling Yao's words were aimed at only Youzhou Mansion.

If this is the case... Even if you know that Ling Yao's words and deeds seem to be just provoking You Huanzhi, they are actually giving them a little warning. A group of geniuses with sixth-order monster beasts are still in the Ling family. If they want to attack the Ling family, they still have to weigh the consequences.

Therefore, as long as no one breaks through this layer of window paper, everyone can still maintain the superficial peace and will not go to war directly-of course, this is related to the fact that other families are also more or less infested by the demons.

And as for why Ling Linhan was brought along... that's even simpler.The infighting between the head of the Ling family and Hengnan is not a secret in the southeast region, and even the game between the two sides has some shadows of other families intervening.

But at this moment, Ling Linhan was able to stand (scared) firmly (stupidly) by Ling Yao's side, which in itself showed an attitude - although the Ling family had internal strife, as long as it didn't affect their crucial Always be consistent.

Look familiar, right?

This is also what Ling Linhan realized after recalling a guy who was stabbed by Ling Yao in the inheritance land and would go berserk and fight monsters with Ling Yao—apart from issues of principle and standpoint, Ling Yao and those People who are in the same camp and have conflicts, probably have always had such a relationship.

Thinking about it this way, he really is... an enviable guy.

However, if it is Ling Yao, this situation seems to be a matter of course.

"Seeing that your forehead is starting to steam, you should have figured it out after overloading, right?"

Ling Yao clasped guns with both hands and pointed at Ling Linhan. Although Ling Linhan didn't know what it meant, he felt that he was in need of a beating.

"In that case, let's move on to the next task?"

"Ah, besides You Huanzhi, are you going to take me to 'visit' anyone?"

"Hey, hey! I can hear you emphasizing a certain word! But this time it's different, we are indeed going to visit people... Hey, hey, put away your suspicious eyes! I'm not kidding!"

Facing Ling Linhan's extremely suspicious gaze, Ling Yao glanced to the side with some guilt, then turned back and continued to explain,

"Although You Huanzhi will not cause us any more trouble, the original trouble has not been eliminated, okay! If we rely on force alone, it is impossible for the Ling family to resist the alliance of so many families.

"Since You Huanzhi has been completely offended, of course we must take this opportunity to find a stronger backer for the Ling family! Here, we are here!"

Following what Ling Yao pointed, Ling Linhan raised his head and looked at the plaque in front of the mansion in front of him:

"Yang... House?"

Before Ling Linhan recalled that there was a high-ranking official named Yang in the southeast region, Ling Yao straightened his back as if he had changed his core, walked straight to the concierge of Yang's mansion, and politely expressed his intention of coming. , let someone report the visit.

In short, this person really switches too fast every time, hey!

Ling Linhan touched his forehead and felt a headache.

But having said that, if he is only a wartime commander and representative of the main family, Ling Yao needs to consider so many things, interlocking and comprehensive...

A guy like myself who doesn't understand the twists and turns between people and who can't see through from the first link, even if he retreats [-] steps, he really won the position of the Patriarch of the Ling family. And is he really capable of managing the entire Ling family well in the future?

I always feel... a little uneasy.

Ling Linhan couldn't help but rubbed his arms, as if this could make the chill in his heart subside a bit.

The concierge quickly brought a message to invite them into the mansion, and led the way respectfully.

"Be careful where you step, this way please. Sir has been waiting for you two for a long time."

The moment he stepped into the hall, Ling Linhan looked up and saw the face of the person in the hall.

The middle-aged man in the gray robe on the seat held up the Western-style single mirror on the bridge of his nose. When he saw the two figures, he immediately got up to greet him:

"Little friend Ling is a rare visitor here. Today's visit really makes Yang's humble house shine..."

"If Mr. Yang's courtyard is a humble house, then the younger generation usually lives in the Shimen, but it's a shabby thatched hut. You are too polite, sir."

Ling Yao also smiled and bowed his hands,

"However, it is indeed a long time no see..."

"You...you are..."

The person in front of him is the Dean of the Southeast Branch of Shenlong Academy——

"Mr. Yang Huaili." "Teacher Yang Huaili!"