Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?
096 Non-routine plots in typical routines
Even though Dao Jinwen had the consciousness to leave again for some reason, but being disturbed by Dao Jinwen and the Tucao servants, Ling Yao finally lost the intention to continue meditating.
After running Yueyao Xinjue for the last time, Ling Yao heaved a sigh of relief and stood up.
The hunting team members who retreated far away just now were already very alert to what happened here, and they all cast their attention secretly.
Not far away, the little blue strip lying limp on the ground immediately bounced up when it saw this, and raised its head to stare at Ling Yao.
Seeing the movement of the ice python, Ling Linhan also turned to look at Ling Yao.
Hmm... plus Dao Jinwen, they all have scorching eyes.Ling Yao suddenly had the illusion of "Actually, I'm quite popular".
He put the Chengying sword back into its sheath, carried it behind his back, and walked towards Ling Linhan:
"Now we can talk. So what's the matter?"
In fact, he had always thought that this ice python, which had been predestined as the "protagonist's favorite" by the Tucao servants, must have come to find Ling Linhan after traveling thousands of miles from the Misty Forest to the Liuchuan Forest.
After all, when encountering great difficulties, in a desperate situation, I suddenly remembered the protagonist who had formed a good relationship, and then ran to the protagonist for help. After helping the protagonist deal with a wave of villains, he successfully got a gift from the protagonist, or was incorporated by the protagonist ... What kind of plot, it doesn't fit the routine too much!
In the end, this guy turned around and came looking for himself as a "villain". What does it mean?Betray the revolution?
However, seeing Lou Chuanyang's curious gaze and Ling Linhan's faltering look, Ling Yao pondered that this matter might not be as simple as the ice python wanting to talk to him.
Use the guise of the ice python to discuss countermeasures with me?You have changed, the protagonist. You are no longer the simple, straightforward, easy-to-deceive protagonist you used to be.
However, Ling Linhan's expression management state with his thoughts written on his face has not changed at all.
Although Ling Yao has restrained his aura, pretending to return to the original state of erratic state, and concealed it from Lou Chuanyang and others.
But Ling Linhan, who was driving the plug-in, obviously saw Ling Yao's state at a glance, and the moment Ling Yao approached, he uncontrollably showed a surprised expression.
Ling Yao's teeth felt sore, he stretched out a finger, and shook it slightly by his mouth.
Only then did Ling Linhan react.He also knew that he couldn't hold back his expression, so he quickly lowered his head and scratched his head, pretending to have made a mistake.
Fortunately, Lou Chuanyang didn't think in the direction of Ling Yao's promotion. He only felt that the interaction between these two people was really inexplicable, but he didn't notice any other deeper meanings.
Let Ling Linhan talk to him without telling Lou Chuanyang and others, presumably what he wants to talk about must be related to their vests.Ling Yao was also curious, so naturally he wanted to find a way to distract Lou Chuanyang.
"Brother Lou, this trip is not easy for everyone. You have worked hard, so you don't have to stay here all the time."
While Ling Yao was speaking, he pretended to glance at Dao Jinwen unintentionally, which made Lou Chuanyang feel nervous.
"Take the rest of the hunting team and dig out the body of the Thousand Poisonous Spider King. I don't know how to deal with that stuff, so I have to post it for you, as a favor."
Lou Chuanyang was overjoyed when he heard the words.
Although what Ling Yao said obviously meant that he didn't want him to hear what Ling Yao and the ice python were talking about here, and wanted to drive him away.But when the stick fell down, its sweetness was much greater than that of jujube.
He originally thought that Ling Yao would hate An Qi because of Dao Jinwen's actions just now.The harvest this time, I'm afraid the only thing left is to save Dao Jinwen.
But he didn't expect Ling Yao to be so "magnanimous". He not only forgave what he said just now, but also let go of the thousand poisonous spider king's body to the hunting team.
Not to mention asking him not to bother Ling Yao and Ice Mang for the time being, even if he is asked to be an invisible person on the way back these days, he is also willing.
Thinking of this, Lou Chuanyang immediately responded, and happily arranged for manpower to deal with the corpse of the Thousand Poisonous Spider King.
He even started to guess wildly that Ling Yao was unwilling to let go before, but after Dao Jinwen made such a fuss, it became... Could it be that he really has something to do with Dao Jinwen?
If Dao Jinwen can really hook this "Yaolin" and stay in Anqi, it will be even more valuable than staying in Anqi's "Han Hanlin" for the sake of Yueniang!
However, Lou Chuanyang also knew that a woman like Dao Jinwen, who couldn't let go of her figure, but was Sima Zhao's heart, and still couldn't read air, couldn't catch a man.Therefore, before he left, he took Dao Jinwen, who was still intending to get close to Ling Yao, far away to prevent any further mistakes.
"Okay. Everyone's gone. It's all right now?"
Ling Yao shrugged,
"However, did you speak first, or did it speak first?"
Then this person opened his mouth in unison:
"I……"
"Hiss, hiss, hiss!!"
"Please, no matter how much you hiss, people won't understand you..."
Ling Linhan held his forehead.
Seeing the ice python chatting with Ling Linhan, Ling Yao became more interested:
"Well, it's good to know a foreign language! It may come in handy anytime."
"Huh? What foreign language?"
Ling Linhan and the ice python tilted their heads to look at him together.
"Hey, you heard it wrong. I mean, if this snake is indeed the one in the misty forest, then if I remember correctly, it is already a seventh-level monster, and it is even about to transform into a dragon. Some people say, You have the ability to speak human words? How could it be...and now looking at it like this..."
Ling Yao casually made a haha, and asked instead.
"It can still understand our speech now, but it has temporarily lost the ability to speak by itself."
Ling Linhan held down the ice python that was scurrying around excitedly after hearing Ling Yao's words, and replied,
"It will become smaller and fall to the fifth level, and it is also for the same reason.
"It originally thought that it could definitely succeed in transforming the dragon, but it failed due to unexpected interference."
Transforming pythons into dragons and birds into phoenixes, to monsters and beasts, it is like reshaping one's physical talent and strengthening one's innate understanding.
To be able to have such good luck, one must not only have strong strength, but also have a certain bloodline talent, as well as a rare opportunity.
And like this little blue bar, he can grow and practice comfortably in the misty forest without relying on devouring blood to improve his strength, without being invaded by monsters and humans; Long's opportunity is even grasped enough - it can be said that it is a blessing that has been cultivated through the accumulation of virtue in eight hundred lifetimes.
It's a pity that it is estimated that the blessings it cultivated in its last life were short of weight. When it was breaking through a year ago, its habitat was invaded by "people".
Yes, it was very sure that it was a strong human being——it suddenly appeared at the most critical moment of its breakthrough, and interrupted it with a shot.The ice python that was transforming into a dragon was powerless to resist, and was severely injured directly.
This not only caused him to directly degenerate from the seventh-order peak to a fifth-order vegetable chicken, but also shrank his body directly to the size of an ordinary snake, so that he could barely maintain the vitality in his body.
But the strong human didn't take its life, and didn't even take any of its treasures, and quickly turned around and left.
So this gave the ice python a chance to breathe.It quickly escaped from the foggy forest, and came to Rukawa, the treasure land of snake monsters.
The environment here is actually not completely suitable for its cultivation and growth, but the attitude of Ruchuan people towards snakes can greatly guarantee its safety.
And as for why it found Ling Linhan and Ling Yao...
"Isn't this the routine plot I just thought of!"
Hearing Ling Yao start talking nonsense again, Ling Linhan has become accustomed to it now, and continued:
"It suddenly felt my breath when it went deep into the jungle. And I gave it a dragon crystal back then, which was very useful for it to recover from its injuries, so it ran over.
"But...it seems to be..."
"Then you can give it to it. There is a snake following you relentlessly, you are in Rukawa, ah no, the status of the entire Anqi tribe in Rukawa is likely to rise. Is this not good? Or, you have no dragon crystal... ..."
"It seems to want to follow you more now."
The interrupted Ling Yao's expression was broken: "Huh?!"
Looking at the ice python who was frantically nodding in agreement, Ling Yao wiped his face, still full of disbelief:
"Are you kidding me? But I don't have a dragon crystal! I also don't have a special ability to help snake monsters recover from their injuries! I don't even know a foreign language for snakes!
"What are you following me for? Are you looking good for me?"
Ling Linhan: It's okay to ask in front of you... But don't add the last sentence!
Xiao Lantiao twisted her waist and started screaming again, Ling Linhan had no choice but to resist the urge to roll her eyes, and continued to translate:
"Dragon Crystal, it can make other deals with me. It doesn't need you to do anything to help him. Just agree to it to follow you during this time.
"It's not sure what the specific reason is, but it feels that you have something very... er... what?"
Seeing that Ling Linhan's "advanced translator" was stuck, Ling Yao felt that things were about to happen.
Being targeted by a beautiful woman, he can still think that he is attractive; being targeted by a snake, huh? ? ?
"In short, it just wants to follow you! Make your decision!"
Ling Linhan gave up the original translation with a strange expression at the end.
Ling Yao was really confused about this.
To say that he has a special physique that attracts ice pythons... so special that people come to him to post it, then he should have been discovered 20 years ago!As for the pythons and snakes in Lingnan, there are no fewer than Rukawa.Why didn't he see his Ling family and his residence on Yueyao Peak turned into a snake den?
However, a snake, if you want to follow it, let it follow it. Does he still have to be determined and make great efforts to drive away the Rukawa beast?Stay full.
And just like what he told Ling Linhan before, with a snake next to him, he could walk sideways in Rukawa.Don't wait for it to be cheap.
"Okay... Anyway, I won't stop it..."
Ling Yao waved his hand, temporarily letting go of his doubts about it,
"However, you avoided Lou Chuanyang on purpose. Do you have anything else to say? Does it have something to do with this little guy?"
With Ling Yao's approval, the ice python quickly regained its spirits, swished out and jumped onto Ling Yao's trousers.
When Ling Yao was so frightened that he almost pulled it off, the ice python quickly entrenched on Ling Yao's head, and thoughtfully arranged Ling Yao's turban with the tip of its tail, and then lay down in the turban.
Ling Yao immediately rolled his eyes: Fortunately, this guy has shrunk and lost weight, otherwise he would have been crushed to death...
"Originally, in fact, I really wanted to buy it with the dragon crystal and keep it in Anqi as a guardian animal."
Ling Linhan also felt a little speechless about the ice python's courteous behavior, but it was also the appearance of this little guy...
"But...its original habitat is in the Misty Forest."
Hearing this, Ling Yao, who was hesitating whether to go back on his word and throw the snake out, finally turned his attention to Ling Linhan again.
"Because the Misty Forest is a territory controlled by the Dragon Academy? But no matter how powerful they are, they won't be able to control the thoughts and behavior of a monster.
"Even if it degenerates, it is still a fifth-order monster. If it is really controlled or hinted by the mind, you can definitely see it."
However, Ling Linhan still sat cross-legged on the ground, looking at the little blue bar above Ling Yao's head expressionlessly:
"Maybe there's no need for mind control and suggestion at all?"
"unnecessary?"
"Whether you enter Shenlong Academy, become friends with Ling Feiyu and Xu Anyang, defeat the bullies of the branch school and become the number one force, save Qi Xiangyun and confront Zhong Zhennan..."
Ling Linhan suddenly showed a mocking and self-deprecating smile,
"Do you think I'm being mentally controlled and hinted at by someone?"
After running Yueyao Xinjue for the last time, Ling Yao heaved a sigh of relief and stood up.
The hunting team members who retreated far away just now were already very alert to what happened here, and they all cast their attention secretly.
Not far away, the little blue strip lying limp on the ground immediately bounced up when it saw this, and raised its head to stare at Ling Yao.
Seeing the movement of the ice python, Ling Linhan also turned to look at Ling Yao.
Hmm... plus Dao Jinwen, they all have scorching eyes.Ling Yao suddenly had the illusion of "Actually, I'm quite popular".
He put the Chengying sword back into its sheath, carried it behind his back, and walked towards Ling Linhan:
"Now we can talk. So what's the matter?"
In fact, he had always thought that this ice python, which had been predestined as the "protagonist's favorite" by the Tucao servants, must have come to find Ling Linhan after traveling thousands of miles from the Misty Forest to the Liuchuan Forest.
After all, when encountering great difficulties, in a desperate situation, I suddenly remembered the protagonist who had formed a good relationship, and then ran to the protagonist for help. After helping the protagonist deal with a wave of villains, he successfully got a gift from the protagonist, or was incorporated by the protagonist ... What kind of plot, it doesn't fit the routine too much!
In the end, this guy turned around and came looking for himself as a "villain". What does it mean?Betray the revolution?
However, seeing Lou Chuanyang's curious gaze and Ling Linhan's faltering look, Ling Yao pondered that this matter might not be as simple as the ice python wanting to talk to him.
Use the guise of the ice python to discuss countermeasures with me?You have changed, the protagonist. You are no longer the simple, straightforward, easy-to-deceive protagonist you used to be.
However, Ling Linhan's expression management state with his thoughts written on his face has not changed at all.
Although Ling Yao has restrained his aura, pretending to return to the original state of erratic state, and concealed it from Lou Chuanyang and others.
But Ling Linhan, who was driving the plug-in, obviously saw Ling Yao's state at a glance, and the moment Ling Yao approached, he uncontrollably showed a surprised expression.
Ling Yao's teeth felt sore, he stretched out a finger, and shook it slightly by his mouth.
Only then did Ling Linhan react.He also knew that he couldn't hold back his expression, so he quickly lowered his head and scratched his head, pretending to have made a mistake.
Fortunately, Lou Chuanyang didn't think in the direction of Ling Yao's promotion. He only felt that the interaction between these two people was really inexplicable, but he didn't notice any other deeper meanings.
Let Ling Linhan talk to him without telling Lou Chuanyang and others, presumably what he wants to talk about must be related to their vests.Ling Yao was also curious, so naturally he wanted to find a way to distract Lou Chuanyang.
"Brother Lou, this trip is not easy for everyone. You have worked hard, so you don't have to stay here all the time."
While Ling Yao was speaking, he pretended to glance at Dao Jinwen unintentionally, which made Lou Chuanyang feel nervous.
"Take the rest of the hunting team and dig out the body of the Thousand Poisonous Spider King. I don't know how to deal with that stuff, so I have to post it for you, as a favor."
Lou Chuanyang was overjoyed when he heard the words.
Although what Ling Yao said obviously meant that he didn't want him to hear what Ling Yao and the ice python were talking about here, and wanted to drive him away.But when the stick fell down, its sweetness was much greater than that of jujube.
He originally thought that Ling Yao would hate An Qi because of Dao Jinwen's actions just now.The harvest this time, I'm afraid the only thing left is to save Dao Jinwen.
But he didn't expect Ling Yao to be so "magnanimous". He not only forgave what he said just now, but also let go of the thousand poisonous spider king's body to the hunting team.
Not to mention asking him not to bother Ling Yao and Ice Mang for the time being, even if he is asked to be an invisible person on the way back these days, he is also willing.
Thinking of this, Lou Chuanyang immediately responded, and happily arranged for manpower to deal with the corpse of the Thousand Poisonous Spider King.
He even started to guess wildly that Ling Yao was unwilling to let go before, but after Dao Jinwen made such a fuss, it became... Could it be that he really has something to do with Dao Jinwen?
If Dao Jinwen can really hook this "Yaolin" and stay in Anqi, it will be even more valuable than staying in Anqi's "Han Hanlin" for the sake of Yueniang!
However, Lou Chuanyang also knew that a woman like Dao Jinwen, who couldn't let go of her figure, but was Sima Zhao's heart, and still couldn't read air, couldn't catch a man.Therefore, before he left, he took Dao Jinwen, who was still intending to get close to Ling Yao, far away to prevent any further mistakes.
"Okay. Everyone's gone. It's all right now?"
Ling Yao shrugged,
"However, did you speak first, or did it speak first?"
Then this person opened his mouth in unison:
"I……"
"Hiss, hiss, hiss!!"
"Please, no matter how much you hiss, people won't understand you..."
Ling Linhan held his forehead.
Seeing the ice python chatting with Ling Linhan, Ling Yao became more interested:
"Well, it's good to know a foreign language! It may come in handy anytime."
"Huh? What foreign language?"
Ling Linhan and the ice python tilted their heads to look at him together.
"Hey, you heard it wrong. I mean, if this snake is indeed the one in the misty forest, then if I remember correctly, it is already a seventh-level monster, and it is even about to transform into a dragon. Some people say, You have the ability to speak human words? How could it be...and now looking at it like this..."
Ling Yao casually made a haha, and asked instead.
"It can still understand our speech now, but it has temporarily lost the ability to speak by itself."
Ling Linhan held down the ice python that was scurrying around excitedly after hearing Ling Yao's words, and replied,
"It will become smaller and fall to the fifth level, and it is also for the same reason.
"It originally thought that it could definitely succeed in transforming the dragon, but it failed due to unexpected interference."
Transforming pythons into dragons and birds into phoenixes, to monsters and beasts, it is like reshaping one's physical talent and strengthening one's innate understanding.
To be able to have such good luck, one must not only have strong strength, but also have a certain bloodline talent, as well as a rare opportunity.
And like this little blue bar, he can grow and practice comfortably in the misty forest without relying on devouring blood to improve his strength, without being invaded by monsters and humans; Long's opportunity is even grasped enough - it can be said that it is a blessing that has been cultivated through the accumulation of virtue in eight hundred lifetimes.
It's a pity that it is estimated that the blessings it cultivated in its last life were short of weight. When it was breaking through a year ago, its habitat was invaded by "people".
Yes, it was very sure that it was a strong human being——it suddenly appeared at the most critical moment of its breakthrough, and interrupted it with a shot.The ice python that was transforming into a dragon was powerless to resist, and was severely injured directly.
This not only caused him to directly degenerate from the seventh-order peak to a fifth-order vegetable chicken, but also shrank his body directly to the size of an ordinary snake, so that he could barely maintain the vitality in his body.
But the strong human didn't take its life, and didn't even take any of its treasures, and quickly turned around and left.
So this gave the ice python a chance to breathe.It quickly escaped from the foggy forest, and came to Rukawa, the treasure land of snake monsters.
The environment here is actually not completely suitable for its cultivation and growth, but the attitude of Ruchuan people towards snakes can greatly guarantee its safety.
And as for why it found Ling Linhan and Ling Yao...
"Isn't this the routine plot I just thought of!"
Hearing Ling Yao start talking nonsense again, Ling Linhan has become accustomed to it now, and continued:
"It suddenly felt my breath when it went deep into the jungle. And I gave it a dragon crystal back then, which was very useful for it to recover from its injuries, so it ran over.
"But...it seems to be..."
"Then you can give it to it. There is a snake following you relentlessly, you are in Rukawa, ah no, the status of the entire Anqi tribe in Rukawa is likely to rise. Is this not good? Or, you have no dragon crystal... ..."
"It seems to want to follow you more now."
The interrupted Ling Yao's expression was broken: "Huh?!"
Looking at the ice python who was frantically nodding in agreement, Ling Yao wiped his face, still full of disbelief:
"Are you kidding me? But I don't have a dragon crystal! I also don't have a special ability to help snake monsters recover from their injuries! I don't even know a foreign language for snakes!
"What are you following me for? Are you looking good for me?"
Ling Linhan: It's okay to ask in front of you... But don't add the last sentence!
Xiao Lantiao twisted her waist and started screaming again, Ling Linhan had no choice but to resist the urge to roll her eyes, and continued to translate:
"Dragon Crystal, it can make other deals with me. It doesn't need you to do anything to help him. Just agree to it to follow you during this time.
"It's not sure what the specific reason is, but it feels that you have something very... er... what?"
Seeing that Ling Linhan's "advanced translator" was stuck, Ling Yao felt that things were about to happen.
Being targeted by a beautiful woman, he can still think that he is attractive; being targeted by a snake, huh? ? ?
"In short, it just wants to follow you! Make your decision!"
Ling Linhan gave up the original translation with a strange expression at the end.
Ling Yao was really confused about this.
To say that he has a special physique that attracts ice pythons... so special that people come to him to post it, then he should have been discovered 20 years ago!As for the pythons and snakes in Lingnan, there are no fewer than Rukawa.Why didn't he see his Ling family and his residence on Yueyao Peak turned into a snake den?
However, a snake, if you want to follow it, let it follow it. Does he still have to be determined and make great efforts to drive away the Rukawa beast?Stay full.
And just like what he told Ling Linhan before, with a snake next to him, he could walk sideways in Rukawa.Don't wait for it to be cheap.
"Okay... Anyway, I won't stop it..."
Ling Yao waved his hand, temporarily letting go of his doubts about it,
"However, you avoided Lou Chuanyang on purpose. Do you have anything else to say? Does it have something to do with this little guy?"
With Ling Yao's approval, the ice python quickly regained its spirits, swished out and jumped onto Ling Yao's trousers.
When Ling Yao was so frightened that he almost pulled it off, the ice python quickly entrenched on Ling Yao's head, and thoughtfully arranged Ling Yao's turban with the tip of its tail, and then lay down in the turban.
Ling Yao immediately rolled his eyes: Fortunately, this guy has shrunk and lost weight, otherwise he would have been crushed to death...
"Originally, in fact, I really wanted to buy it with the dragon crystal and keep it in Anqi as a guardian animal."
Ling Linhan also felt a little speechless about the ice python's courteous behavior, but it was also the appearance of this little guy...
"But...its original habitat is in the Misty Forest."
Hearing this, Ling Yao, who was hesitating whether to go back on his word and throw the snake out, finally turned his attention to Ling Linhan again.
"Because the Misty Forest is a territory controlled by the Dragon Academy? But no matter how powerful they are, they won't be able to control the thoughts and behavior of a monster.
"Even if it degenerates, it is still a fifth-order monster. If it is really controlled or hinted by the mind, you can definitely see it."
However, Ling Linhan still sat cross-legged on the ground, looking at the little blue bar above Ling Yao's head expressionlessly:
"Maybe there's no need for mind control and suggestion at all?"
"unnecessary?"
"Whether you enter Shenlong Academy, become friends with Ling Feiyu and Xu Anyang, defeat the bullies of the branch school and become the number one force, save Qi Xiangyun and confront Zhong Zhennan..."
Ling Linhan suddenly showed a mocking and self-deprecating smile,
"Do you think I'm being mentally controlled and hinted at by someone?"
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