Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

"We meet again in the mountains and rivers. See you at the sacrificial ceremony~"

With Ling Yao snapping his fingers, thousands of purple lightning bolts suddenly exploded around the central battlefield.

The scorched black smoke filled the air instantly, choking the nostrils and lungs; powerful ripples of spiritual power oscillated in the air, showing the power of thunder and lightning.

When Gu Mingtai saw that the other party was not only safe and sound, but also made such a great momentum, he shrank his head in fright, wishing he could dig a hole and bury himself in it.

And Qiu Lao couldn't figure out the details of the other party, so he didn't dare to make a rash move, but just threw up his cloak to block the flying dust.

When the smoke cleared, everyone in the hunting team looked up.

But Ling Yao, who was originally sitting on the tree, had long since disappeared.

Gu Mingtai looked at Qiu Lao with hesitant eyes, and Qiu Lao shook his head silently.

"Cut! You run so fast! It's cheap for him!"

After receiving Qiu Lao's hint, Gu Mingtai became more courageous.

When he remembered that Ling Yao had stepped on his face (physics) for a long time in front of so many people, he became angry again, and asked instead:

"It seems that he is really capable, and he has a treasure like a substitute, so he easily escaped the attack of the white arrow box. Could it be...he is really from the Changling Sword Sect?"

"That's not a stand-in."

Qiu Lao gave Gu Mingtai a sideways glance, his tone was not polite,

"It's just a form-changing method, which is used skillfully by the other party."

Although Ling Yao's words were harsh, he was right about one thing - the "Master of the Young Village" Gu Mingtai in front of him was indeed not very smart.

This one is a rogue bastard who grew up under the pampering and pampering of the village lord, Gu Feng.

The leader's scheming, wink and courage have not been learned much, but he has learned [-]% of manipulating people and playing women's airs.

That is to say, he was lucky, and one day he suddenly lit up the statue of the Snake King, and somehow became a "priest candidate".Otherwise, this old Qiu would not even look down on this second generation ancestor, let alone be his temporary guard.

"Deliberately making people think that he used a substitute to create the feeling that he is rich and powerful, so that we can think that he is really a direct disciple of Changling Sword Sect, and we dare not provoke him easily."

After all, Qiu Lao was entrusted by Gu Feng, so he patiently came to explain to Gu Mingtai,

"His sword moves do seem to have a bit of the shadow of Changling Sword Gate, and may indeed have something to do with Jianmen. But he pretends to be the person of Jianmen Yueyao Peak, obviously ignorant of more in-depth information.

"Thirty years ago, Qiu Tianming, the direct descendant of Changling Jianmen Yueyao Peak, massacred a large-scale bandit near Shili Mountain City. Those people were actually small soldiers of the Milong tribe fighting the autumn wind. And the high priest back then was It's from Milongzhai.

"Things were very complicated back then, but the Liangzi of Jianmen and Shenwang Temple were married. If their direct disciples of Jianmen came to Liuchuan to practice alone, they would never blow up their identities, let alone the little thief of Yueyao Peak.

"The kid just now was just pretending to be a tiger. Lizi is probably the foreign aid from Anqi Village. Otherwise, why would he clamor to meet us again at the sacrificial ceremony? You, you should also take a good look at the people in the village. It's recorded in the handbook."

After hearing this, Gu Mingtai nodded indiscriminately.But looking at his expression, Old Qiu knew that this master only remembered one conclusion, and he didn't take the analysis method and his entrustment to heart at all.

But after all, it is impossible for him to teach people by ear, he just snorted twice and said:

"I just left for a while. It's bad luck for you to mess with such a person. Since we will meet again at the sacrificial ceremony, this matter will be found in the future. Let's go."

……

Boom-!

Not long after Ling Linhan ran out, he heard a series of loud noises behind him.

He turned his head quickly, and saw that what followed was the sound of low-level monsters fleeing in all directions, and a large circle of black smoke that could be clearly seen several miles away.

"What are you doing... such a big battle."

Ling Linhan bit her lower lip, but in the end she didn't continue to run out, but stopped in place, looking back.

Not long after, he suddenly held the dagger, turned around and pushed——

"Oh, I'm going, you're waiting here not to welcome me back, but to ambush me, right?"

As soon as Ling Yao's figure fell, he was forced by the blade and suddenly retreated violently.

"You haven't wiped the blood from the knife yet! Don't dirty my clothes... Oh, my clothes seem to have been dirty just now..."

Ling Linhan looked at the gray cloth gown on a certain salted fish whose half had turned red from fighting the purple-feathered Deinoclaw, and unceremoniously walked up in three or two steps, grabbed Ling Yao's clothes corner, and wiped his short knife.

Then he waved the blade towards Ling Yao's eyes:

"Okay, wipe it clean."

Ling Yao showed a black question mark expression: "??? You wipe it with your own clothes!"

"Your clothes are like this, can't I recycle them?"

"Smelly brat, who did you learn this from, you shameless..."

"Who else but you?"

Ling Linhan glared at him viciously,

"Besides, I still have to ask you! Why did you expose your identity! You are not afraid that Big Brother Lou and the others will hear the wind..."

However, Ling Yao shook his index finger, showing a smile that Ling Linhan couldn't see through:

"It's just that if they hear it, then it's called covering up their identities."

Looking at Ling Linhan's blank expression, Ling Yao explained:

"Think about it, the relationship between Rukawa and the major forces in the outside world is not good, and the Temple of the King of the Gods has an enmity with our Yueyao Peak. Under normal circumstances, if the disciples of the Sword Sect come to Ruchuan to practice, will they take the initiative to reveal their identities?"

Ling Linhan shook his head.

"If the disciple of Jianmen blew himself up, would any tribe dare to take him in despite the pressure from the Temple of the God King, and would they cooperate with him in hunting?"

Ling Linhan shook his head again.

"If you see a guy who can make two moves of Jianmen and dare to call himself the direct descendant of Jianmen, mixing with people from the Naxi tribe, do you think it looks like people from the Naxi village just come out to talk about tigers without knowing anything? , is it a bluff?"

Ling Linhan nodded.

Seeing Ling Linhan's stupid face, Ling Yao couldn't help stretching out his claws and rua twice on the other's head:

"That's it! Not only the people in Naxi won't believe it, but the people in Anqi Village won't believe it either! They will only become more and more convinced that I am the outer sect of Jianmen pretending to be a real hammer! Ouch, you are so cute... ..."

Then Ling Yao miraculously discovered that the stinky brat actually...

Didn't dodge? ?

So he frantically echoed in his mind, "I said he was stupid, why didn't he respond", "I touched my head and he didn't stab me to death", "Is the way I opened it wrong", "It really changed Actor", "Could this be the legendary 'Last Supper'", "This is definitely a fake Ling Linhan"...

And the complaints in his knowledge of the sea also sent out crazy things like [the protagonist's painting style changes], [what kind of head-killing is this], [together together], [if the relationship is so good, I always feel that this NPC is a little life-threatening] Beep.

Especially the last sentence, Ling Yao withdrew his hands for a second in fright, and looked at a certain "protagonist" with horror.

Then he covered his forehead and started spinning in circles:

"No, no, no, no, no, no! This is too strange! If this continues, I might die inexplicably one day!"

Ling Linhan looked puzzled at this:

"What are you doing here?"

Ling Yao stopped suddenly, turned around and grabbed Ling Linhan's shoulder, and said solemnly:

"Before we go to the Thousand Poisonous Spider King, we should talk again. No, we must talk again! Talk clearly!"

Ling Linhan moved his shoulders a little unaccustomed, and couldn't help but become serious when he looked at Ling Yao's inexplicably serious eyes:

"What... do you want to talk about? You ask."

"You're Ling Linhan, right? You're not a fake, are you? Didn't you get robbed? Do you remember who your first girlfriend was?

"Otherwise! Why! You are so proficient at dismembering monsters! Also, I don't seem to have such a good relationship with you! You didn't respond!"

With an exaggerated expression, Ling Yao pointed to Ling Linhan's knife and then to the top of his head.

Ling Linhan: Asking nonsense questions with a serious expression!

"Of course I am... ahhhhhhh! Expecting to get along with someone like you is simply a stain on my brain!!"

Ling Linhan finally couldn't hold back, pushed Ling Yao's hand away, and walked forward without looking back.

Seeing this, Ling Yao hurriedly followed, touching his chin and nodding frequently:

"Right! This seems to be more normal."

"So shut up, you!"

"You can't think I'm always asking questions if you're teasing me like this! And as I said, if we want to guarantee temporary trust and cooperation between us, at least you have to be honest..."

"Then tell me about the 'Blessed One'!"

"Ah? No, aren't these two different things..."

"Fair one-for-one exchange! Otherwise, don't even think about it!"

"This is..."

"Then don't ask, just focus on your journey!"

A certain salted fish did not escape the temptation of gossip in the end:

"Change! Change! Don't delay your journey! I want to listen to gossip!"

Ling Linhan took Xiaohong with him, and while walking side by side with Ling Yao, he gave Ling Yao a slightly disgusted look.

Then he cleared his throat, and then he spoke:

"Let me start from the beginning... Do you know why I finally decided to come to Rukawa three years ago?"

"Uh... isn't it because I told you not to come, you have a rebellious mentality?"

"...Ah—so you really didn't have a good intention at the time!"

Ling Linhan squinted at him.

"This... Didn't the meaning of my whole sentence at that time be clear-'I, want, see, you, and god, dragon, academy, tear, force'?"

Ling Yao spread his hands, pretending to be innocent,

"The final choice is always in your hands. Even if you don't believe half of the punctuation marks, then I'm just wasting some saliva. It's not a loss to try."

"So I didn't come to Rukawa because of your words. Even though I did have doubts at the time, it wasn't enough for me to make a choice."

Ling Linhan rolled her eyes, but did not refute Ling Yao,

"So after the matter of the place of inheritance, I stayed in the academy for about half a year, and I can be regarded as witnessing with my own eyes how Xiao Ji Nian incorporated the forces of the Hong Zhong Gang under his command."

"Well, I saw that he wrote me a letter. And then? But in the end you ran out, right?"

Ling Yao showed a slightly regretful expression,

"And it's completely different from what I imagined. You actually decided to stay in Rukawa! Then how can I see you tearing up with Shenlong Academy..."

"You have vicious thoughts, at least you should keep your mouth shut, bastard!"

"Could it be that it has something to do with your obsession with asking me what a 'Heavenly Blessed One' is?"

Ling Yao suddenly rolled his eyes and glanced at Ling Linhan.

Ling Linhan opened his mouth slightly, and remained silent for a long time.

"Ha... don't blame me, you are too easy to understand. But I know this word, it was Xiao Ji Nian who told me a year ago. Where did you hear it three years ago?"

"Xiao Zhiliang."

Monk Lingyao Erzhang was puzzled:

"Who? I don't know this one, so you just say a name. Oh no, why does this name sound familiar to me..."

Ling Linhan speeded up and jumped onto a huge rock:

"Let's speed up and take a shortcut. I'm afraid we won't be able to catch up with them today, but at least we'll catch up tomorrow."

Ling Yao also jumped onto the boulder and looked towards the jungle ahead:

"Don't you just meet up near the haunt of the Thousand Poison Spider King? Going after them now will take a long way instead?"

"Thousand poisonous spider kings appear in a wide range, and it is difficult to guarantee that they will meet in another direction. Don't forget that although the main task this time is to save people, you are still responsible for protecting the safety of the hunting team. ah."

"Okay, you're right. Then go meet them first. So who is Xiao Zhiliang? Just tell me, I don't want to think about it."

Ling Linhan glanced at Ling Yao with a complicated expression, then tapped his toes, and sped up again:

"Don't you think the surname 'Xiao' sounds familiar?"

Before Ling Yao could move, he heard a light voice in the wind:

"Xiao Zhiliang, that's your good brother——Xiao Jinian's benefactor and teacher."