Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?
082 I really can’t figure out what it’s like to fight with Big Bird
Monsters of the same realm are always more difficult to deal with than humans of the same realm.
And the flying monsters are the most troublesome type for practitioners below the raw phase state.
"Wow—!"
The purple-feathered Teroclaw, which had the advantage of high altitude, was circling with the man and the wolf.
The huge wings stir up strong winds, the sharp feathers fall like flying knives, and the sharp minions inflict the most painful damage on the enemy.
In contrast, Ling Linhan, who was originally mighty and mighty, turned from offense to defense, dodging everywhere, and cooperating with giant wolves to guerrilla left and right.
The purple-feathered Terrorclaw was originally worried that the hunting team would come again, and wanted a quick victory.
But as time passed, neither the hunting team nor other high-level monsters nearby showed any sign of approaching here.
This made it more relaxed and enjoyed the battle of killing prey.
The giant wolf swooped down again, and its sharp claws slapped the purple-feathered Deinoclaw's wing roots.However, the Deinoclaw turned around nimbly, not only avoiding the pounce of the giant wolf, but took advantage of the momentum to stab the giant wolf's head with its paw.
Seeing this, Ling Linhan immediately flew forward, letting the feathers flying in the air cut his flesh, and then insisted on climbing up the tree vigorously, hitting the head of the purple-feathered Dinosaur.
His short knife fell rapidly together with his body, making an inaudible cracking sound in the wind:
"Ling Yao, why don't you come here, you bastard! I can't stand it anymore!"
(These two * refer to any swear words that will be harmonized)
Hearing Ling Linhan's voice, the purple-feathered Dreadclaw temporarily gave up attacking the giant wolf. Instead, it turned sideways and slammed its wings, hitting Ling Linhan's body, sending him flying out.
Although Ling Linhan's physical body is considered powerful among humans, he is no match for a monster after all. When he was slapped by this wing, he immediately spat out a mouthful of blood:
"Ling Yao, you bastard! Are you trying to kill me on purpose!"
"Hey, hey, kids, don't swear."
Suddenly a voice appeared from behind him, and then someone pushed his back violently, removing the force of the impact and stopping.
Ling Linhan was about to turn around, but felt his neck tightened, his body lightened, and he was suddenly lifted up.
"Besides, if I really want to kill you, I have to wait until now? With your small body now..."
As he said that, a certain Xianyu pinched Ling Linhan's back collar with one hand and shook it a few times in disgust.
A little kid less than 1.7 meters was hanging in mid-air like a pendulum and swung a few times. His face was flushed with anger, and he almost coughed up another mouthful of blood:
"Can you do something serious!!"
"I'm doing business. I'm clearing the field nearby and setting up an enchantment. Otherwise, when I come, what should I do if the big wings scare me away?"
"How can there be an air enchantment that can be arranged in the void realm!"
Before Ling Linhan finished speaking, he suddenly fell to the ground.
He looked back suddenly, but behind him
—no one was there.
……
The purple-feathered Terrorclaw didn't focus on Ling Linhan who flew out.
If it was a one-on-one contest, that brat would not be its opponent at all.
So it made up its mind from the very beginning, first looking for an opportunity to tear up the giant wind and fire wolf, and then enjoy the delicacy of its prey to its fullest.
However, when it focused its attack on the giant wolf again, it suddenly felt a strange breath.
It flapped its wings a few times and hovered in the air, its eagle-like eyes looking around vigilantly.
"It's only now that I start to be vigilant..."
The Teroclaw suddenly raised its head, and saw a familiar figure descending from the sky with lightning and sword light, holding the sword in both hands, and slashing straight at it!
"It's too late!"
Mountain style!
Stab it--!
Although the Thinoclaw reacted swiftly, it was still caught off guard by the sudden surprise attack.Even if he avoided the vital point, Ling Yao's sword stabbed him in the back, making a deep cut.
Blood gushed out immediately and splashed on Ling Yao's face.
Ling Yao squinted his eyes, not letting the scalding blood fall into his eyes.
After being hit hard, the Terrorclaw immediately uttered a shrill cry, but it shook its body violently, trying to throw the person on its back off.
"It's quite energetic."
However, the movements in Ling Yao's hands did not stop. Instead, he stabbed the sword fiercely into the flesh of the Terrorclaw, and then shot a burst of lightning spiritual power into the sword.
The severe pain caused the Teroclaw to roll over in the air.
The Chengying sword lacks stamina, no matter how hard it is to penetrate into the flesh and blood.Ling Yao stepped on the back of the Deinoclaw, knelt on one knee, grasped the feathers tightly with one hand, and pulled out the Yingying Sword with the other.
Then the sensory patterns under his feet opened up again, almost covering the entire body of the Terrorclaw in the array.
"It seems that I haven't hit hard enough. Then... try this again!"
……
Ling Linhan gradually recovered from the heavy blow of the Deinoclaw, and stood up from the ground.
His family's silly wolf had retreated to his side at some point, wagging its tail at him innocently.
"Why are you here, don't help..."
Ling Linhan slapped the giant wolf's head frantically, then raised his head to look at the sky, and twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Well, he really doesn't need your help."
I saw the Teroclaw in the air like a broken kite, leaning left and right, flipping up and down, flying purple sharp feathers, and sprinkled blood all over the ground.
But not only failed to get rid of Ling Yao, but also let Ling Yao take the opportunity to climb on the top of the opponent's head, plucked a lot of bald hair, and was poked blind in one eye.
Thunder and lightning, afterimages, flames, frost... The sword energy is dazzling, and the spiritual tide is surging.
Ling Yao's tricks are varied, making people dizzy
——But this is not a "fight", but his unilateral "export of sandbags."
Even if it was far away, Ling Linhan could still see Ling Yao's weird smile gritted his teeth during the battle, and the excited light from his eyes.
"It feels like a worse trick than the Deinoclaw... But Jianmen's footwork is really good, so he didn't get thrown off by him... Wait! Pfft!"
Before Ling Linhan could finish his sentence, he watched the Deinoclaw flying crookedly outwards, as if he wanted to escape back to his lair and regain his home court advantage.
Unexpectedly, not long after it flew out, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, bang——slammed on the top of its head!
Ling Linhan looked at the black phoenix that almost fell from the sky, and Ling Yao, who was standing on his back cursingly and disgusted by the thunder that almost hit him, and said for a long time:
"Crazy, this is..."
He knows what "arranging a barrier" is.
You just lined up a circle of lightning strikes in the outfield, and Lu and Kong even annihilated you together!
Isn't it said that the sword is a weapon of a gentleman, and swordsmen should be more careful and independent?
Be careful!When this guy started a fight, his heart was so big that it was scary!
If he really went to Ling Yao to complete the "five-year agreement" in the next few months, this brother would die with him by "accidentally"...
Ling Linhan felt a chill.
……
"This sensory spirit pattern is not good! I even lit the rune on the top of Big Wing's head, why did it almost hit me!"
Ling Yao pouted, and stepped on the base of the Deinoclaw's wing,
"Okay, for the sake of being a training partner just now, let me give you a good time."
Then, with a flash of the Chengying sword, the sword pierced through the heart of the Terrorclaw in a frost-cold style!
Injured by lightning and turned into a half-roasted wing, the Teroclaw uttered a weak mournful cry again, then lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
And Ling Yao immediately broke away from the Teroclaw.A mass of spiritual power floated up under his feet, holding it slightly in the void.
The spiritual power appears and disappears immediately, and it is not stable, but it is enough for Ling Yao to walk in the air and walk down from the high altitude to the ground with a calm gait, and land steadily.
Looking at the slightly twitching body of the Deinoclaw, Ling Yao wiped the blood stains on his face, then raised his sword, aimed at the Deinoclaw's neck, and struck
——The head of the owl!
When Ling Linhan walked over, he saw Ling Yao stepping on the corpse of the purple-feathered Deinoclaw, digging out a purple diamond-shaped nucleus with his sword.
Ling Yao wiped the crystal nucleus and his hands on the clean cloth of his clothes, squatted on the ground, took a photo of the crystal nucleus to the sun, and sighed regretfully:
"It's extremely troublesome, but the crystal nucleus is very cheap. I shouldn't expect any high-quality crystal nucleus to be produced by my hands!"
Then he suddenly raised his head and looked at Ling Linhan with vacant eyes:
"I knew it should be dug by someone with the 'leader's aura'. It started as a boutique, and the mutations continued!"
Ling Linhan:? ? ?I've heard every word you said, but when put together...
Ling Yao patted his thigh: "Forget that you don't understand. Alas—! Lonely!"
Ling Linhan: ...It's even more annoying!
Just when Ling Linhan wanted to complain but couldn't speak, the ears of the two suddenly moved, and they looked in the same direction at the same time.
There was a rustling sound in the jungle.
"somebody is coming--"
Ling Yao opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and said silently to Ling Linhan.
Ling Linhan nodded, patted Xiaohong on the head, and motioned for it to find a place to hide; then, facing Ling Yao, he pointed his thumb at the tree.
Ling Yao understood, then got up and walked towards Ling Linhan, reaching out his hand behind his back.
Ling Linhan:? ...!
……
"The movement just now must have been at least a fifth-order flying monster!"
"It's too far away, and I can't see whether it's a human or a monster. I'm afraid it's over now, and it's useless to find it."
"If we rush over like this, we won't get into trouble, right?"
The young man in the lead suddenly showed an impatient look, and said to those who raised doubts:
"It's all here, I have to go over and have a look. Otherwise, we don't know anything about the affairs outside the tribe. How can we Naxi have a long-term foothold in Rukawa!? Work quickly! Don't try to be lazy!"
Suddenly, a member of the exploration team pointed in one direction and shouted:
"Here! There are traces of battle here! And the remnants of spiritual fluctuations in this direction are very large!"
"Quick! Let's go this way!"
The tall and thin young man hiccupped, then waved his hand and gave an order.
Immediately, someone opened the way ahead and led the team towards that place.
"This battle...is too intense..."
As the exploration team moved forward, some people in the team couldn't help expressing emotion.
"Yes! Look at this mark, it looks like it was made by a sword! What kind of expert can create such a terrible sword mark!"
The leading young man frowned immediately when he heard the praise.Seeing this, a fat man next to him, before the young man opened his mouth, reprimanded the man who had just spoken:
"What are you looking at! You still have time to chat! Master? How powerful can you be! Can you be as powerful as our young village master and future priest? Ah?! Hurry up and open the way!"
The members of the exploration team lowered their heads and continued to search for traces.
……
"It's actually a human... a hunting team from another tribe?"
Ling Yao stroked his chin, watching the behavior of the group of people under the tree with interest.
"Let go of me! Let go of me! Ling Yao, you bastard!"
"I told children not to swear at all...I won't let it go."
"Wc your ancestors are eighteen generations!!!"
"Have you ever talked about your brain, okay? The eighteen generations of our ancestors are one person, right?"
"...Then you can't hold me by the collar! Let me go!"
Well, as you can see... Ling Linhan is now hanging on an ancient tree in the sky and continues to make a "pendulum".
The only point of support he has now is the collar of his back shirt that Ling Yao is holding onto.
I really don't know what the hell is going on with this guy...
He felt that after today's trouble, his clothes should be ruined!
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, just take a look. What tribe do these people's emblems belong to?"
After hearing this, Ling Linhan became a little quieter, and turned his gaze to those people under the tree.
Then Ling Yao witnessed with his own eyes what is called "the face of a child, the sky in May"—it changed with just one swipe.
"It's him!"
And the flying monsters are the most troublesome type for practitioners below the raw phase state.
"Wow—!"
The purple-feathered Teroclaw, which had the advantage of high altitude, was circling with the man and the wolf.
The huge wings stir up strong winds, the sharp feathers fall like flying knives, and the sharp minions inflict the most painful damage on the enemy.
In contrast, Ling Linhan, who was originally mighty and mighty, turned from offense to defense, dodging everywhere, and cooperating with giant wolves to guerrilla left and right.
The purple-feathered Terrorclaw was originally worried that the hunting team would come again, and wanted a quick victory.
But as time passed, neither the hunting team nor other high-level monsters nearby showed any sign of approaching here.
This made it more relaxed and enjoyed the battle of killing prey.
The giant wolf swooped down again, and its sharp claws slapped the purple-feathered Deinoclaw's wing roots.However, the Deinoclaw turned around nimbly, not only avoiding the pounce of the giant wolf, but took advantage of the momentum to stab the giant wolf's head with its paw.
Seeing this, Ling Linhan immediately flew forward, letting the feathers flying in the air cut his flesh, and then insisted on climbing up the tree vigorously, hitting the head of the purple-feathered Dinosaur.
His short knife fell rapidly together with his body, making an inaudible cracking sound in the wind:
"Ling Yao, why don't you come here, you bastard! I can't stand it anymore!"
(These two * refer to any swear words that will be harmonized)
Hearing Ling Linhan's voice, the purple-feathered Dreadclaw temporarily gave up attacking the giant wolf. Instead, it turned sideways and slammed its wings, hitting Ling Linhan's body, sending him flying out.
Although Ling Linhan's physical body is considered powerful among humans, he is no match for a monster after all. When he was slapped by this wing, he immediately spat out a mouthful of blood:
"Ling Yao, you bastard! Are you trying to kill me on purpose!"
"Hey, hey, kids, don't swear."
Suddenly a voice appeared from behind him, and then someone pushed his back violently, removing the force of the impact and stopping.
Ling Linhan was about to turn around, but felt his neck tightened, his body lightened, and he was suddenly lifted up.
"Besides, if I really want to kill you, I have to wait until now? With your small body now..."
As he said that, a certain Xianyu pinched Ling Linhan's back collar with one hand and shook it a few times in disgust.
A little kid less than 1.7 meters was hanging in mid-air like a pendulum and swung a few times. His face was flushed with anger, and he almost coughed up another mouthful of blood:
"Can you do something serious!!"
"I'm doing business. I'm clearing the field nearby and setting up an enchantment. Otherwise, when I come, what should I do if the big wings scare me away?"
"How can there be an air enchantment that can be arranged in the void realm!"
Before Ling Linhan finished speaking, he suddenly fell to the ground.
He looked back suddenly, but behind him
—no one was there.
……
The purple-feathered Terrorclaw didn't focus on Ling Linhan who flew out.
If it was a one-on-one contest, that brat would not be its opponent at all.
So it made up its mind from the very beginning, first looking for an opportunity to tear up the giant wind and fire wolf, and then enjoy the delicacy of its prey to its fullest.
However, when it focused its attack on the giant wolf again, it suddenly felt a strange breath.
It flapped its wings a few times and hovered in the air, its eagle-like eyes looking around vigilantly.
"It's only now that I start to be vigilant..."
The Teroclaw suddenly raised its head, and saw a familiar figure descending from the sky with lightning and sword light, holding the sword in both hands, and slashing straight at it!
"It's too late!"
Mountain style!
Stab it--!
Although the Thinoclaw reacted swiftly, it was still caught off guard by the sudden surprise attack.Even if he avoided the vital point, Ling Yao's sword stabbed him in the back, making a deep cut.
Blood gushed out immediately and splashed on Ling Yao's face.
Ling Yao squinted his eyes, not letting the scalding blood fall into his eyes.
After being hit hard, the Terrorclaw immediately uttered a shrill cry, but it shook its body violently, trying to throw the person on its back off.
"It's quite energetic."
However, the movements in Ling Yao's hands did not stop. Instead, he stabbed the sword fiercely into the flesh of the Terrorclaw, and then shot a burst of lightning spiritual power into the sword.
The severe pain caused the Teroclaw to roll over in the air.
The Chengying sword lacks stamina, no matter how hard it is to penetrate into the flesh and blood.Ling Yao stepped on the back of the Deinoclaw, knelt on one knee, grasped the feathers tightly with one hand, and pulled out the Yingying Sword with the other.
Then the sensory patterns under his feet opened up again, almost covering the entire body of the Terrorclaw in the array.
"It seems that I haven't hit hard enough. Then... try this again!"
……
Ling Linhan gradually recovered from the heavy blow of the Deinoclaw, and stood up from the ground.
His family's silly wolf had retreated to his side at some point, wagging its tail at him innocently.
"Why are you here, don't help..."
Ling Linhan slapped the giant wolf's head frantically, then raised his head to look at the sky, and twitched the corner of his mouth.
"Well, he really doesn't need your help."
I saw the Teroclaw in the air like a broken kite, leaning left and right, flipping up and down, flying purple sharp feathers, and sprinkled blood all over the ground.
But not only failed to get rid of Ling Yao, but also let Ling Yao take the opportunity to climb on the top of the opponent's head, plucked a lot of bald hair, and was poked blind in one eye.
Thunder and lightning, afterimages, flames, frost... The sword energy is dazzling, and the spiritual tide is surging.
Ling Yao's tricks are varied, making people dizzy
——But this is not a "fight", but his unilateral "export of sandbags."
Even if it was far away, Ling Linhan could still see Ling Yao's weird smile gritted his teeth during the battle, and the excited light from his eyes.
"It feels like a worse trick than the Deinoclaw... But Jianmen's footwork is really good, so he didn't get thrown off by him... Wait! Pfft!"
Before Ling Linhan could finish his sentence, he watched the Deinoclaw flying crookedly outwards, as if he wanted to escape back to his lair and regain his home court advantage.
Unexpectedly, not long after it flew out, a thunderbolt fell from the sky, bang——slammed on the top of its head!
Ling Linhan looked at the black phoenix that almost fell from the sky, and Ling Yao, who was standing on his back cursingly and disgusted by the thunder that almost hit him, and said for a long time:
"Crazy, this is..."
He knows what "arranging a barrier" is.
You just lined up a circle of lightning strikes in the outfield, and Lu and Kong even annihilated you together!
Isn't it said that the sword is a weapon of a gentleman, and swordsmen should be more careful and independent?
Be careful!When this guy started a fight, his heart was so big that it was scary!
If he really went to Ling Yao to complete the "five-year agreement" in the next few months, this brother would die with him by "accidentally"...
Ling Linhan felt a chill.
……
"This sensory spirit pattern is not good! I even lit the rune on the top of Big Wing's head, why did it almost hit me!"
Ling Yao pouted, and stepped on the base of the Deinoclaw's wing,
"Okay, for the sake of being a training partner just now, let me give you a good time."
Then, with a flash of the Chengying sword, the sword pierced through the heart of the Terrorclaw in a frost-cold style!
Injured by lightning and turned into a half-roasted wing, the Teroclaw uttered a weak mournful cry again, then lost consciousness and fell to the ground.
And Ling Yao immediately broke away from the Teroclaw.A mass of spiritual power floated up under his feet, holding it slightly in the void.
The spiritual power appears and disappears immediately, and it is not stable, but it is enough for Ling Yao to walk in the air and walk down from the high altitude to the ground with a calm gait, and land steadily.
Looking at the slightly twitching body of the Deinoclaw, Ling Yao wiped the blood stains on his face, then raised his sword, aimed at the Deinoclaw's neck, and struck
——The head of the owl!
When Ling Linhan walked over, he saw Ling Yao stepping on the corpse of the purple-feathered Deinoclaw, digging out a purple diamond-shaped nucleus with his sword.
Ling Yao wiped the crystal nucleus and his hands on the clean cloth of his clothes, squatted on the ground, took a photo of the crystal nucleus to the sun, and sighed regretfully:
"It's extremely troublesome, but the crystal nucleus is very cheap. I shouldn't expect any high-quality crystal nucleus to be produced by my hands!"
Then he suddenly raised his head and looked at Ling Linhan with vacant eyes:
"I knew it should be dug by someone with the 'leader's aura'. It started as a boutique, and the mutations continued!"
Ling Linhan:? ? ?I've heard every word you said, but when put together...
Ling Yao patted his thigh: "Forget that you don't understand. Alas—! Lonely!"
Ling Linhan: ...It's even more annoying!
Just when Ling Linhan wanted to complain but couldn't speak, the ears of the two suddenly moved, and they looked in the same direction at the same time.
There was a rustling sound in the jungle.
"somebody is coming--"
Ling Yao opened his mouth exaggeratedly, and said silently to Ling Linhan.
Ling Linhan nodded, patted Xiaohong on the head, and motioned for it to find a place to hide; then, facing Ling Yao, he pointed his thumb at the tree.
Ling Yao understood, then got up and walked towards Ling Linhan, reaching out his hand behind his back.
Ling Linhan:? ...!
……
"The movement just now must have been at least a fifth-order flying monster!"
"It's too far away, and I can't see whether it's a human or a monster. I'm afraid it's over now, and it's useless to find it."
"If we rush over like this, we won't get into trouble, right?"
The young man in the lead suddenly showed an impatient look, and said to those who raised doubts:
"It's all here, I have to go over and have a look. Otherwise, we don't know anything about the affairs outside the tribe. How can we Naxi have a long-term foothold in Rukawa!? Work quickly! Don't try to be lazy!"
Suddenly, a member of the exploration team pointed in one direction and shouted:
"Here! There are traces of battle here! And the remnants of spiritual fluctuations in this direction are very large!"
"Quick! Let's go this way!"
The tall and thin young man hiccupped, then waved his hand and gave an order.
Immediately, someone opened the way ahead and led the team towards that place.
"This battle...is too intense..."
As the exploration team moved forward, some people in the team couldn't help expressing emotion.
"Yes! Look at this mark, it looks like it was made by a sword! What kind of expert can create such a terrible sword mark!"
The leading young man frowned immediately when he heard the praise.Seeing this, a fat man next to him, before the young man opened his mouth, reprimanded the man who had just spoken:
"What are you looking at! You still have time to chat! Master? How powerful can you be! Can you be as powerful as our young village master and future priest? Ah?! Hurry up and open the way!"
The members of the exploration team lowered their heads and continued to search for traces.
……
"It's actually a human... a hunting team from another tribe?"
Ling Yao stroked his chin, watching the behavior of the group of people under the tree with interest.
"Let go of me! Let go of me! Ling Yao, you bastard!"
"I told children not to swear at all...I won't let it go."
"Wc your ancestors are eighteen generations!!!"
"Have you ever talked about your brain, okay? The eighteen generations of our ancestors are one person, right?"
"...Then you can't hold me by the collar! Let me go!"
Well, as you can see... Ling Linhan is now hanging on an ancient tree in the sky and continues to make a "pendulum".
The only point of support he has now is the collar of his back shirt that Ling Yao is holding onto.
I really don't know what the hell is going on with this guy...
He felt that after today's trouble, his clothes should be ruined!
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, just take a look. What tribe do these people's emblems belong to?"
After hearing this, Ling Linhan became a little quieter, and turned his gaze to those people under the tree.
Then Ling Yao witnessed with his own eyes what is called "the face of a child, the sky in May"—it changed with just one swipe.
"It's him!"
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