Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

Uncle Shuai regretted it.

He absolutely shouldn't, just shouldn't have peeked at "The Great Way" while his son was doing his homework, and because of the wonderful description of the battle of the wolf king, he quickly yelled, "Is the author crazy?".

Now he is being targeted by his son who is deeply poisoned by the Internet.

"Yuan Chengrui! Are you secretly reading online novels! You told me not to read them! You read them yourself!"

"Nonsense, I read serious documentary novels..."

"Then what phone are you hiding!"

"...Cut. Yuan Tianzheng, study hard for me!"

"I don't!! I want to tell my mother! You didn't set an example yourself! Why do you care about me!"

"If you were not afraid of disturbing your mother's rest, you bastard, I would have @￥#%#%..."

In the end, the father and son finally reached the first version of the armistice agreement.

Uncle Shuai allows Yuan Tianzheng's children to read novels, but he must be at the same pace as himself, so that he can educate his son immediately when he sees content that is not correct.

As for Yuan Tianzheng, according to the agreement, he became the first underage member of the [Routine Plot Research Group].

Although in the chat group, there is a group of strange aunts and strange millets who shout and scream like "wow", "cute", "hot photo", "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo".

But seeing Yuan Chengrui, a stinky bastard, can be stunned to the point of being speechless, the kid Yuan Tianzheng felt really cool.

However, he hasn't read many online articles, and he still can't feel where the routine of "The Great Way of the Universe" is.

By the way, where has "The Great Way of the Universe" been updated recently?

He secretly clicked on his phone, reviewing the past to learn the new.

Well, that's right.The protagonist makes plans in Shenlong Academy and goes to Rukawa alone to practice.

First, in the fringe area of ​​Rukawa, in order to save an innocent girl from danger, he met a simple man in the local cave to rescue him, formed a deep friendship with him, and learned about some situations in the Rukawa area.

After the two separated, the protagonist ran into a group of people while exploring in the Liuchuan forest area, and seemed to be mistaken, and the story turned into an inexplicable battle of chasing and fleeing.

When the protagonist is in danger, he sacrifices his life and seriously injures the enemy. He falls off the cliff and falls into the turbulent current. His life and death are uncertain...

Oh, according to Uncle Pigeon, ah, yes, he asked himself to call his brother.Big old pigeon brother (why is it even more strange) said that the life and death of the protagonist jumping off the cliff is uncertain, it must be alive and kicking and there is an adventure, maybe there is an adventure.

Although after saying this, the big old pigeon was beaten up online by Yuan Chengrui and the old thief.

However, the development of the story is not diverted for old thief Yuan.

As expected, the protagonist Ling Linhan was rescued by a beautiful woman and brought into Anqi Village, the largest village in the lower reaches of the river.

Therefore, the personal care of the beautiful sister made the adolescent boy who had never tasted the fruit of love spring up, and the two fell in love with each other for a long time, and they made a private decision for life.

At that time, while watching this passage, he listened to old thief Yuan yelling at the side: This is puppy love, and it is illegal to marry underage!

The protagonist's road to love is doomed to be bumpy, and the holding hands of the two have been hindered in many ways.

But in the end, the protagonist has gone through untold hardships and overcome many difficulties, and finally got the approval of the village owner and all the people in the village, and made a marriage contract with the beautiful sister.

Although there are some content in the middle that the protagonist is a "candidate for the high priest", so he was "hunted down" and other content that he can't understand, but that's not important!

Of course, most of the members in the chat group don't seem to be optimistic about this relationship, saying that the protagonist can't stay in Rukawa forever.

But he likes the role of Lou Yueniang very much. It's OK for the gentle and beautiful sister to marry her sweetheart, nothing else matters!

However, there have been some twists and turns in the development of the plot recently. The people who went out to hunt in Anqi Village had an accident, and the Thousand Poisonous Spider King who suddenly appeared took away an important candidate for a certain event in the village.

The protagonist's cultivation has regressed due to injury and has not yet recovered. He is unable to deal with the spider king for a while, so he has no choice but to write to the elder brother he met in Rukawa for help, and invite him to his wedding banquet.

but……

There seems to be a big difference between this big brother "Yaolin" whom he met in Rukawa and the image of a simple and rough guy he imagined from watching the plot before?

……

So how did things get to this point?

Ling Linhan thought.

"Hey! I heard Han Lin mention you before! I thought I would be a strong man, but I didn't expect Yao Lin to be so handsome!"

"Hey, I'm just praising me as an old brother! Don't tell me, just this face is really attractive to girls, and it has brought me a lot of trouble!"

"Hahahahahaha, you are not being kind! If this is a trouble, it is also a trouble of happiness! If others don't have it!"

"Hahahaha, then I will punish myself with three cups! I will punish myself with three cups!"

"What's a cup? Let's have a bowl! A big bowl! I'll drink with you!"

"Then what kind of bowl is there! This jar is dry! Come!"

"Cheer up! Let's go! Do it!!"

Standing aside, Ling Linhan watched Lou Chuanyang and Ling Yao sitting on the earthen teeth that could be seen everywhere in the village, drinking with their shoulders crossed.

Who the hell stayed in the Liuchuan forest area for three years?

Who in the world is so familiar in Anqi Village! !

He hasn't drank like this with Brother Yueniang yet!

"Hey! When I rescued this kid, this kid was so cruel. I advised him to turn around and don't go into the woods, be careful of losing his life!

"At that time, I never dreamed of it! Not only did this kid not listen to persuasion, hey! He's doing well, and he's actually getting married!!

"Hahahaha, I'm relieved to see him following my brother to your Anqi village!"

Ling Yao drank a jar of wine, his face was flushed, his mouth smelled of alcohol, and he looked unconscious, so he began to babble at Lou Chuanyang,

"Let me tell you! Don't look at my little brother who is kind-hearted and honest...the peach blossoms are flourishing!

"If I hadn't seen him being a hero to save the beauty back then, I would have snatched him up, and we wouldn't have known each other! Brother, you have to take care of your sister! That beauty is so beautiful! Maybe someday I will kill Han Lin His soul is hooked away!"

Lou Chuanyang was also smelling of alcohol, so he started talking:

"Hahahaha! Peach blossoms are flourishing, which means that my Yueniang has eyes! Take the lead!

"Originally, my father still didn't agree, what to say, our Yueniang has already been engaged to the village next door.

"Speaking of this, I'm angry! It's not because at that time, a five-level nine-headed beast jumped out, making our village uneasy, but it happened that when it was time to pay the tribute, there was no reserve in the village, so we had to find They asked for help from Naxi Village!

"In the end, they actually took advantage of the fire and robbed us. They wanted our Yueniang to marry the youngest son of their village master, so they were willing to take action. But that kid is a bastard! The wives he married can't be counted in one slap! How can it be ruined!"

"Father did the same at that time. He really wanted Yueniang to be wronged. He didn't lie to me. They were in love with each other and told me not to interfere. Damn it! Although our Anqi village is not big, we didn't sell our daughter for safety. The truth!

"Fortunately, it was Hanlin kid who was here. It didn't take much effort. He took our people and killed the nine-headed beast! The problem of the tribute was also solved easily. The moon mother was saved, and the old man had nothing to say. !

"Hahaha, this is a good boy! Give Yueniang to him, I don't worry! I don't dare to betray my Yueniang even if I measure him up!"

"That's not right! That's my Yaolin's brother! To have such a brother, the blessings I accumulated in my previous life! Others can't envy you! Hahahaha let's celebrate! Let's go!"

"That's my sister-in-law too! Come on! Let's go! Do it!"

Then, as soon as the two drunks touched the jar, they gave Ling Linhan a thumbs up in unison, boasting that he was the only one in the world, which made Ling Linhan blush so much that he wished he could dig a hole to bury himself.

But Ling Linhan didn't dare to run far, for fear that Ling Yao would get drunk and expose the two of them.

It's not just Ling Yao being kicked out, he probably has to finish the ball himself.

Therefore, he had no choice but to squat aside with his face covered, listening to the two big brothers talk about how many times they had been in love, to the crotch pants they wore for several years when they were young, and the topics jumped around illogically.

Of course, he has grown a lot over the years, and gradually he has heard something is wrong.

Although Lou Chuanyang drank happily with "Yaolin", he still looked like he couldn't hold a conversation, and told him all the things in the cottage, as if he was so heartbroken and hated for "Yaolin". We will meet soon.

But to be honest, the things that Lou Chuanyang said are all on the bright side, and you can understand them by just asking around in the village.

On the contrary, he took advantage of these things to get close to Ling Yao, and often made insinuations about "Yao Lin" before.

For example, how did "Yaolin" and "Han Hanlin" get to know each other, and whether the specific situation can match what Ling Linhan said earlier;

Another example is where "Yaolin" was from Rukawa in the past, what was his past, why did he appear on the border of Rukawa, and how did he have the pseudonym "Lingyao".

No matter how big or small, everything is covered.

After all, although Lou Chuanyang is forthright, he is a cautious and scheming person.Even with "Han Hanlin", the future brother-in-law, as a guarantee, he still doesn't fully trust the "outsider" "Yao Lin".

After listening carefully, Ling Linhan even broke out in a cold sweat, for fear that Ling Yao's words would be bald, and the logic could not be connected, or he said something that contradicted what he had said before.

Even if Ling Yao could make it up, it would be false after all, so how could the story made up on the spot not be wrong at all?

However, after a while, he realized that his worries were really in vain.

There are inevitably some loopholes and contradictions in this fabricated story, but what the hell can't stand a certain salted fish pretending to be drunk!

With a drunk-eyed look, he burped while pulling Lou Chuanyang's arm, and suddenly sang a song while talking, speaking three parts like a human and seven parts like a ghost, and the words did not match the words.

--What?What Han Hanlin rescued back then was a beautiful herbal girl?impossible!That's obviously a man!That is a handsome?ah?Han Lin said it was a woman?That's impossible, maybe he'll talk nonsense to you when he's drunk!

--What?Haven't the Yao family heard of Yao Lin?Well, my mother eloped with others when she was young, and she was caught by the Yao family and found out she was pregnant.Those wolf-hearted people from the Yao family want to kill me!It was my mother who managed to save me.She told me that I would make a name for myself in the future, and I could put it back in the family tree!I didn't expect my mother to leave before I made a good appearance outside!Then what am I going back to Yao's house for!Hey, my miserable mother...

--ah?Have you never heard that the pseudonym Ling Yao sounds like a surname in the southeast region?That's not it!Back then, I kept my name and entered the Changling Sword Sect. I still have two sets of sword techniques that I can show you. I definitely have the demeanor of a swordsman!It's a pity that the good times don't last long, those bastards in Jianmen just look down on us Rukawa people!Let me work as a handyman for more than ten years!The woman from Jianmen is also inferior to others!It seemed that he and I fell in love with each other, so he turned around and threw himself into the arms of Senior Brother Neimen!I feel bad wow! !I will never find a woman in my life!

--genius?What's the use of genius!It was after I left Jianmen that I had an adventure!If this adventure had come ten years earlier, my old mother would not have died so badly!I won't be hurt by a woman either!Woooooo, my life is miserable... Hiccup, it's still Hello Brother Lou, who will comfort me, woooooo...

Ling Linhan:? ? ?

If he didn't know who Ling Yao was, he would have thought that "fate is so hard, the prodigal son Tianya is sad", "I was born with love, but I was hurt by love, from now on, I will only be a heartless person"... The poor man of ... is really Ling Yao Ben Yao!

When I was young, I made up stories to coax the children!

But this time it was good, one question was nonsense, and the other was miserable, so that Lou Chuanyang didn't dare to ask any more questions, so as not to be suspected of intentionally mentioning sad things.

And they all say the truth after drinking, Lou Chuanyang believed at least [-]% of what Ling Yao said when he was drunk, and the remaining [-]% ​​of doubts were in Ling Yao's crying and drunken state, and he forgot to the sky. went.

In the end, Lou Chuanyang couldn't take it anymore, so he had to call Ling Linhan over with embarrassment, helped Ling Yao back to the room to rest, and told him to take good care of the guests, and set off to fight the thousand poisonous spider kings in a few days.

Then left in disgrace.

Ling Linhan stood up Ling Yao, who smelled like alcohol, and not only sighed:

A man's mouth, a deceitful ghost!High, really high!

but……

"Hey...you really got dumped by a woman, crying like this..."

Ling Yao hung on Ling Linhan's body, his eyes blurred with drunkenness:

"Really...really..."

Then he slapped Ling Linhan on the back of the head,

"Damn! I can still be dumped with this face, you don't even want to find a woman in your life!

"It's too tiring to chat with smart people. It's you, a little fool, who is easy to deceive... Hurry up... Take me back to my room to sleep!"

Ling Linhan: ...with you, you are really full of nonsense! !

Give me back what little sympathy I have for you! ! !