Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?

"Brother Hanlin! Did something happen to you? I heard a lot of noise!"

There was the sound of swords clashing and hurried footsteps outside the house.

Through the projection of candlelight, Ling Linhan could see the shadowy figures outside.

He glanced at the shadow in the corner of the room, and replied in a vague voice:

"No, nothing. I just accidentally knocked over something."

"Are you all right? Do you need us to come in and help clean up..."

Just halfway through this sentence, the person standing in the shadow seemed a little impatient, and suddenly raised his hand slightly.

Ling Linhan suddenly saw the white light reflected from the spine of the sword in the darkness.

"No! No need! It's okay... I can handle it myself! You guys continue to patrol, it's been a mess recently, thank you for your hard work."

There was inevitably a hint of panic in this response.

But the people outside the door did not notice:

"Hahaha no hard work, no hard work, for the safety of the whole village!"

The person outside the door seemed to pat his chest, making a muffled thud.

Soon the voices of other people also chirped:

"That's right! In terms of hard work, Brother Han Lin, you are the one who has contributed the most!"

"No way! Otherwise, how could we marry the most beautiful girl in our village! It's really enviable!"

"What are you envious of! If you were as capable as Han Lin, I would have married Yue Niang to you long ago!"

"Hahahaha, boy Hanlin is blessed!"

Ling Linhan was sweating coldly, trying to keep his voice as normal as possible, exchanged some nonsense with these people, and found an excuse to send them away.

Just when Ling Linhan wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, the person in the shadow suddenly made a voice:

"If you just don't want them to see you like this, then it doesn't matter if you let them in."

His voice was very relaxed, but under the eerie atmosphere created by the dim candlelight, it seemed extremely abrupt.

"Just kill them all..."

"Shut up! Don't even think about it!"

Ling Linhan suddenly raised his eyes, glared at the other party, and shouted in a low voice.

The man in the shadow came out slowly.

He was wearing the left lapel casual clothes of Rukawa local men.Under the dim light, Ling Linhan felt a little strange to that face that he hadn't seen for a long time.

But the tone was very familiar, as if I heard it yesterday:

"Cut, it's boring. I'm obviously mocking you for being beaten into a pig's head by me. I can't afford to make a joke..."

That doesn't sound like a joke!Ling Linhan roared inwardly.

"You still have the nerve to say... You just appeared suddenly and didn't say anything, just said nothing!"

"What? You found me out of nowhere, so I have to investigate the situation here secretly, right? I just happened to find your room. Is there anything to make a fuss about?"

Ling Yao looked meaningfully at Ling Linhan, who was beaten into disgrace after he fought back just now.

To be honest, when he sneaked in just now, he never thought that the people living here were stinky brats.

Whether it's the wild fur, bone and tooth decorations in the room, or the double-breasted casual clothes that are obviously worn by local talents;

As well as this face, Ling Linhan's appearance could not be seen at all.

If it wasn't for the faint aura of the Nine Heavens Heavy Cloud Tower on the other party, Ling Yao planned to leave as soon as he touched it, and went to explore the next room.

After all, even though he was "invited" to come here, he still doesn't know Ling Linhan's specific intentions, and he doesn't want to fall into a trap designed by others as soon as he shows up. Naturally, he needs to find out the situation in Anqi Village first.

"If you want me to tell you—you're the one who has the nerve to mention it. Is there anyone who entertains guests from afar like this? I just said hello, and you slashed my face with a knife.

"In case my face is hurt by you, how can you find another handsome guy like this in this world, huh? 'Brother, brother'?"

Ling Linhan shuddered, as if she could get rid of the goosebumps on her body.

Of course he heard that the other party deliberately used the "disgusting" word "brother" to call him, and he was asking himself why he wrote the word "brother" on the wedding invitation.

Even this kind of thing has to be bounced back to him, and I dared to accuse him of holding grudges before...

Who is the real grudge!

"Don't you feel that you are getting more and more narcissistic?!"

However, Ling Yao's voice suddenly changed from frivolous to cold and serious:

"It really is you. The name has changed, the appearance has also changed, and the cultivation base has also changed... But there are still some things that haven't changed, so I can't joke about it. But—"

Ling Yao glanced at Ling Linhan's face, looked straight into his eyes,

"You only have the strength of Danyang in the middle stage right now? So I advise you, it's best to tell the truth.

"What is your purpose in calling me alone in this way?"

If it wasn't for Ling Linhan's regress, how would he have the chance to beat the other party up as soon as he came up.

This is too unscientific... I'm sorry he was spoiled by the Tucao service, there is no "science" in this world.

It's outrageous anyway!

However, Ling Linhan saw that Ling Yao's eyes suddenly changed from lax to sharp, and his cynical face suddenly became serious, inexplicably oppressive.

He wiped his face and took a deep breath.

This is also where he was most uncertain about finding Ling Yao this time.

Although it was an accident, and he would recover sooner or later, but right now his realm is indeed only in the middle stage of Danyang.

This kind of strength, not to mention Ling Yao who is now at the peak of Dongxu, even Ling Yao who was three years ago, can be manipulated at will.

Although he has initially understood that Ling Yao's behavior is different from the villain he imagined before, but this does not guarantee that the other party will not take advantage of others' danger and kill people to silence him.

Since there is going to be a transaction, their status must be similar, so that the transaction can proceed

—Otherwise it will all turn into one-sided plunder.

Even if Ling Yao doesn't seem to intend to do anything to him now, he will not bet everything on Ling Yao's character.

"I invited you here this time to negotiate a deal with you.

"Of course, you are right. My cultivation has temporarily regressed. Maybe this will make you more relaxed.

"After all, I will definitely not take the initiative to attack you now."

Although Ling Linhan was a little nervous in his heart, he pretended to be relaxed and even shrugged his shoulders.

"However, you'd better not have any wrong thoughts. Although Anqi Village is not as powerful as Shenlong Academy and Changling Jianmen, it is still a local snake entrenched in the Liuchuan forest area.

"The Raw Phase Realm, and even the Space Breaking Realm, still exist. It is more than enough to deal with you.

"And you can also hear it just now, my position here is not something you can move casually.

"You must also know that there are very few teleportation arrays in the Rukawa area, and it is difficult to transmit news.

"If something really happens, your teacher may not be able to save you. What's more, I have other means...

"So, I don't think the relationship between us has reached the point where you risk your life to kill me?"

First steps in negotiating a deal:

Show frankness, and show strength without showing weakness.

While listening, Ling Yao looked around Ling Linhan's room, finally dragged out a chair from the corner, moved it to the bedside and sat down on his own, then nodded to Ling Linhan:

"Well, not bad. It seems that you have done well in the Rukawa area and learned a lot. You know how to intimidate your opponent before talking.

"Although I'm not very afraid that people from this village will come to kill me. However, the five-year contract has come to an end, so I'm not in a hurry to kill you or not.

"Since I'm here, at least I have to listen to what you want to do before making a decision."

In terms of speaking skills, Ling Yao is definitely no worse than this kid who has only learned it for two or three years.

Even in an unfamiliar environment and threatened by words, he can appear to be calm and unhurried.

He naturally knew that in this opening, he must not lose his momentum and show timid concessions.

Only in this way can we gain a greater advantage for ourselves in the following conversations.

In addition, the direction of the dominant topic can lead the other side:

"I also don't like to see you showing off your muscles. Since you want to talk, then show me your sincerity.

"For example, I think you should first tell me, what's the matter with this wedding invitation?"

Ling Linhan was really choked by his first question, and for a moment didn't know whether he should answer why he invited him or why he wanted to get married.

After all, this topic is actually very embarrassing!

How could he think that Ling Yao didn't ask what he wanted to talk about first, but the wedding invitation first!

Seeing this, Ling Yao curled his lips secretly.

Although he has been alone in Ruchuan for three years, with his "fortuitous encounter" physique, he is probably served as an uncle in Anqi village.

It is estimated that there are very few negotiating partners who can be evenly matched with him. Even if he has learned a lot of tricks, he has no chance of actual combat.

No, when you meet yourself, you start to lose your sense of proportion.

But he was really curious.Although there are not no people who get married at the age of [-] or [-] in Mangsheng Dashi, but Ling Linhan is a childhood sweetheart and an elementary school girl who is as beautiful as a flower. The world of flowers and flowers is not fascinating, so why did she hang herself on the tree in Rukawa? What?

Oh, does he want to marry several more?

In this way, with the customs of Mangsheng Great World and the desire of some women to seek asylum, there may be someone who can agree to his harem reserve...

But this is too much of a waste of resources! ! !

Ling Yao spread his thoughts here, Ling Linhan faltered for a while, and then opened his mouth as if making up his mind:

"That's right! This wedding invitation is real! It will be next month! I lied to them that you are a brother I met in other places in Rukawa, so they agreed to me writing the wedding invitation... But I didn't find you for the wedding banquet! "

Ling Yao: ...I didn't ask anything yet, with your amount of information, it came down to me in a blink of an eye.

It seems that although Ling Linhan has a high status here, after all, he is not dominating one side or dominating himself. I am afraid that he is more inclined to be a genius who is valued and cultivated, or a "holy son" or "priest" with a certain bloodline or mark under his totem culture. ", or the reincarnation of Da Neng.

Oh, this is really worthy of the treatment of the "protagonist".

However, although this status is noble, it is also more likely to be restricted by Rukawa's local customs.

Yes, Ruchuan Forest has ancient totem beliefs and is heavily xenophobic.

This is one of the reasons why he disguised himself as a local man.

And because of this, if Ling Linhan wanted to invite his acquaintances, he could not reveal their true identities.

Moreover, the "deal" he wanted to talk about was probably not allowed in the eyes of the people in Anqi Village.

——After all, they think you are their own and have given you an unparalleled status, so you must not go beyond the framework defined by them.

He should have followed Ling Linhan's answer and asked—then why did you find me?

But to deal with this brat...Of course we have to go the usual way.

"So this bride 'Lou Yueniang' is real? Can I really be the most honored guest and participate in the traditional wedding banquet in Ruchuan?"

"It's true... No! The wedding banquet is not the point at all!"

"Isn't marriage a top priority?"

Ling Linhan: (@皮@)? ?I vaguely feel that the topic has been misled by you, but I have no proof that my train of thought was interrupted.

Seeing Ling Linhan's stunned look, Ling Yao felt that his bad taste was satisfied... Ah no, the purpose of confusing the opponent and interrupting the rhythm was achieved, so he finally brought the topic back:

"Okay, okay. You want to negotiate a deal with me, let's put aside the issue of wedding invitations first.

"So first of all, what is the content of the transaction and what are the risks? You have to clearly mark the price before I can decide whether to agree or not."

Ling Linhan patted her cheek, trying to wake herself up.

Then he turned serious and made a "six" gesture to Ling Yao: "King of Thousand Poisonous Spiders."

A trace of surprise flashed in Ling Yao's eyes.

The word "King of Thousand Poisonous Spiders" was still very unfamiliar to him before he came to Liuchuan forest area.

But as a condition for letting him go out, Qiu Tianming pressured him to memorize Rukawa Customs Chronicles and the Handbook of Traveling in Rukawa by powerful people for more than half a month.

Among them, there is a unique and extremely rare monster in the Rukawa area-thousand poisonous spiders.

Thousand poisonous spiders, as the name suggests, the biggest characteristic is that it is poisonous!

Although most of the monsters in the Rukawa area are poisonous, the thousand poisonous spiders are not ordinary poisonous ones.

It's like a mixture of thousands of poisons, an intractable and highly poisonous one!

Even the locals who are well versed in poisonous techniques, if they are unprepared, it will be difficult to save a life when encountering a thousand poisonous spiders.

Of course, the locals who like to kill poison can treat this thing as a treasure.

Because this thing can temper poison!

"Spider Thousand Poison" is a must-have medicine for Ruchuan people to travel at home and visit relatives and friends!

Thousand poisonous spiders are already rare, and the king of thousand poisonous spiders mentioned by Ling Linhan is even rarer - the king of poisons, there is no cure!

===Small Theater===

When Ling Yao endorsed, he saw:

[Spider Thousand Poison, a must-have medicine for Rukawa people to travel at home and visit relatives and friends. 】

Angrily smashing the bamboo slips: Who the hell calls this thing a good medicine!Undead don't want money!

Ancestor of Jianmen who wrote the book: Ah - chomp!Which brat is talking bad about me?