Why am I a villain and still have my own jokes?
033 Salted Fish Secret Technique: Open Your Eyes and Tell Nonsense
Ling Yao froze on the spot with a bewildered expression, didn't even put away his sword, and silently watched the demons who came and went like shadows leave.
The other Jianmen disciples were not as shocked as Ling Yao, and they were more fortunate and relaxed in their hearts.
But Ke Shuyu is obviously no better than others.
He grabbed his epee, walked in front of Ling Yao in three steps at a time, and grabbed Ling Yao's collar:
"Everyone called you so many times before you noticed that demon was coming. Ling Yao, what were you doing at that time? Why did you dare to lose your mind during such an important game?!
"Also, did that demon just now come for all the intruders, or for you? Aren't you going to explain it carefully?"
Ling Yao waved his hands bitterly:
"Ah, ah, brother Ke, let go first. Everyone is not hurt, so calm down, let's talk!
"I still have this sword in my hand, if I swing it at Senior Brother, it will be bad."
Ke Shuyu glanced at him sideways, pushed Ling Yao hard, and let go of his collar.
Then he stood there leisurely, waiting for Ling Yao's next words.
Not far away, Liu Yuya also came over.
Although the other disciples didn't dare to move rashly, they all rolled their eyes and pricked up their ears in unison.
Ling Yao took two steps back, curled his lips, and used the Liuming sword in his hand to draw a sword flower, and put the sword back into its sheath beautifully, with a calm look.
Regarding the fact that the demons would be following him, he answered without any pressure
—I don’t know anyway!I didn't hide anything, and I didn't trick my teammates, so what can you do with me?
But as for why he was distracted...
Ling Yao said, heck, this is really hard to explain.
Could it be that I am chatting with the Tucao servants in the Sea of Consciousness?
Who would believe it!Will be beaten to death by everyone in Jianmen!
However, other skills may be lacking, but Xianyu's ability to tell lies with his eyes open in order to be lazy is absolutely top-notch:
"Whether the demons are after me, I don't know very well.
"But I just heard that dark guy say something when he was leaving, 'recognized the wrong person'. I'm afraid that's why.
"As for why I was distracted...it's because of Xiao Ji Nian! (Xiao Ji Nian: Ah Chirp! Who's talking about me!)
"Just my friend from Shenlong Academy, he is also in the participating team. He just sent me a message with the message stone."
In fact, Ke Shuyu was waiting for Ling Yao's words.
Of course he knew that Ling Yao's friend, Xiao Ji Nian, also entered this round of competition.Ling Yao would be distracted, nine out of ten he would be communicating with Xiao Ji Nian who was not nearby.
But in this competition about the interests of the sect, Ling Yao exchanged news with his opponent.
Regardless of their normal relationship or the content of their communication, Ling Yao is suspected of betraying and collaborating with the enemy.
Ke Shuyu just wanted to seize this handle and damage Ling Yao's position in Jianmen.
Otherwise, it's just a distraction, so it's not worth his questioning?
However, before Ke Shuyu opened his mouth for accountability, Ling Yao went on to say:
"I originally wanted to 'righteously speak' and refuse him to ask me for information during the game. But I didn't expect that he came to 'send' information!"
Ke Shuyu frowned: "He is a player of Shenlong Academy, can he still send you information?"
Being able to represent the Academy to meet Changling Sword Gate, and to break into the third round, it can be seen that Xiao Ji Nian's strength and status will not be low.
Even if this kind of person is really on good terms with Ling Yao, he is still very shrewd. How could he be easily fooled by Ling Yao?
"It's impossible to give away for free. But in Shenlong Academy, everyone has their own little Jiujiu. It's just internal struggles and killing people with a knife, so don't mention it.
"The important thing is what he said!"
"What did he say?"
Unknowingly, Ke Shuyu was taken away by Ling Yao, and he paid more attention to the so-called "intelligence".
"Xiao Jinian said that he just happened to catch a glimpse that the people from Yunhe Tower met another team from Shenlong Academy!
"He felt that the situation might change, so he secretly took a look at the past."
The more Ling Yao said this, the more he felt, and he said it in a serious manner, as if it was true.
"It turned out that the two sides really fought! The fight was fierce!"
Ke Shuyu raised his thick eyebrows, and became more interested: "What, what was the result? Who won? What's the change in the number of people?"
However, Ling Yao's expression suddenly changed, and he spread his hands in a regretful look:
"I do not know."
Ke Shuyu immediately wanted to slap the guy opposite him.
"Brother Ke, don't stare at me! I didn't mean to trick you, I really don't know!"
Ling Yao hurriedly jumped to the side, with "innocent" written all over his face, afraid that Ke Shuyu would really do that to him,
"I'm listening intently. How could I have imagined that the demon would suddenly attack me! The communication will be terminated!"
Ke Shuyu: Very angry.My fists were clenched, and I didn't know who to hit.
"Uh, that, Senior Brother Ke."
Ling Yao looked at the stinky face of the other party, laughed loudly in his heart, but pretended to be cautious on the face, and asked,
"Why don't I ask him again?"
"Then what are you waiting for! Hurry up and ask me again!"
Ke Shuyu stabbed the heavy sword in his hand hard into the ground, causing the heavy sword to stand upright embedded in the crack of the stone, scaring the surrounding disciples who were listening to the gossip to look away in unison.
Ling Yao didn't care if Ke Shuyu was out of temper or bluffing, once he got the order, he happily rushed out to contact Xiao Ji Nian.
Since he pushed Xiao Ji Nian to take the blame, he naturally thought of a way out.
As long as he doesn't tell the result of the fight between Yunhe Tower and Ling Linhan, Ke Shuyu will naturally urge him to find Xiao Jinian.
He can also take this opportunity to "seriously confess" to Xiao Ji Nian "in the open and aboveboard"!
Needless to say, someone must ask, how are you so proficient!
But for Ling Yao and Xiao Ji Nian, let's recall the days when they hung shoulder to shoulder... Hey!It's really proficient.
On the other side, Xiao Ji Nian, who was stared for a long time by the demon guards flying over for no reason, and watched the demon guards rushing away after a few moments, also looked bewildered.
It's true that he didn't fight the demons, but... why are you looking at me!It's scary!
Even though Xiao Ji Nian formed a White Fish Gang in the main hospital, he was considered a little powerful.
But as I said before, he is very powerful, but he is the only one who is truly powerful in the White Fish Gang.
Therefore, in this competition, Xiao Ji Nian, the majestic leader of the gang, almost became the bare commander. He only brought one cron to participate in the competition, and was hastily assigned to other teams with mixed forces.
Their team is not weak, but it is also the most unbalanced team in Shenlong Academy, barely headed by Liu Heming from the Hongzhong Gang.
And just now, in order to avoid these demons who seemed to be passing by, almost everyone in the team fled in all directions.
When Xiao Ji Nian strolled back to the original place alone, the others had not come back yet.
And Liu Heming, who stayed in place with no one to command, seemed particularly embarrassed.
Seeing Xiao Ji Nian's leisurely and leisurely appearance, Liu Heming became even more angry:
"Xiao Ji Nian, what kind of attitude do you have! You run faster than anyone else!"
Those demon guards only paid attention to Xiao Ji Nian for a short period of time, but Liu Heming didn't realize that those guys originally went for Xiao Ji Nian.
But when he thought about it, Xiao Ji Nian and himself were obviously both Dongxu Jinjie, and he had Hong Zhong Gang as his backer.
He is obviously the leader in the team, but he doesn't have any prestige in front of Xiao Ji Nian!
This self-made guy actually looks more attractive than himself, running as soon as he says, and stopping as soon as he says...
How can I bear this!
Xiao Ji Nian originally wanted to break up with Zhong Zhennan, a pretentious bastard, but he didn't expect his communication stone to suddenly light up.
Therefore, for Liu Heming's provocation, Xiao Ji Nian had no time to answer him at all, he took out the communication stone and got through the message.
"Ah Nian! Find a chance to leave the team. I have news to tell Ke Dashan through your mouth!"
Xiao Ji Nian: ...has it started again?
Ling Yao hadn't asked him to cheat in acting for several years, and he suddenly felt that the matter was not simple.
Therefore, ignoring Liu Heming who was jumping in front of him, Xiao Ji Nian turned his back in front of the other party, trying to concentrate on listening to Ling Yao's message.
"Where are people? Hurry up! I have big news to tell you by the way!"
Xiao Ji Nian hurriedly sent a voice transmission:
"There is no need to look for opportunities. A group of demon guards rushed out just now, and all the people in our team dispersed. I just came back."
"Demons have also appeared in your place? That's just right, I heard great news from those voices!"
"Also? The demons on your side also rioted? What's the situation?"
"It's not just a riot, they're targeting me! They even said something about 'Heaven's heart is going to die'... After fighting for a long time, they suddenly ran away again!"
Xiao Jinian: ...the co-authors, are they still brothers and sisters?
And it turned out that he was almost beaten just now!
"I was also targeted just now, but they left without a fight.
"And you said that you heard those demon guards mention Tianxin... The owner of the inheritance here may have a very bad relationship with the founder of Tianxin."
Ling Yao seemed to pause for a moment, and his tone became serious:
"It's possible. And maybe these demons recognized the wrong person only when we both felt the aura of Patriarch Tianxin."
"We two? What kind of intersection do we have, except for Yaya, have we not met each other recently?"
"...Xiao Jinian, do you really want to be beaten?"
"I was wrong...but what the two of us have come into contact with recently, other people must have come into contact with.
"It's the library. I saw other people go to the place where we were looking for books a few days ago. It doesn't make sense to target us?"
"Maybe not recently..."
However, Ling Yao was silent for a while, then suddenly changed the topic,
"Let's talk about this later. Anyway, it has nothing to do with us now. Listen to my big news first. I told Ke Shuyu. You saw it and told me. Don't tell me."
Xiao Ji Nian faintly noticed the subtle change in Ling Yao's attitude.Maybe he guessed something, but he didn't feel appropriate to tell himself.
But if Ling Yao didn't want to speak, Xiao Ji Nian couldn't force him to speak.
He also believed that Ling Yao's current concealment was necessary, so he simply stopped thinking about it:
"Then hurry up and talk. I still have 'Little Zergling' shouting here. We will be interrupted in a while."
"Just say that when you were separated from the team just now, you accidentally saw the team from Yunhe Tower, met Ling Linhan's team, and started fighting!"
Xiao Ji Nian suddenly regained his energy: "What? And then?"
"The entire army of Yunhelou is wiped out!"
"The result and the result?"
"..."
Xiao Jinian who turned the corner: "...Wait, the whole army is wiped out????"
Is it such a big game? ?This news almost scared my head off!
But, when I just came back, I acted very calm...
How should I play this? !
The other Jianmen disciples were not as shocked as Ling Yao, and they were more fortunate and relaxed in their hearts.
But Ke Shuyu is obviously no better than others.
He grabbed his epee, walked in front of Ling Yao in three steps at a time, and grabbed Ling Yao's collar:
"Everyone called you so many times before you noticed that demon was coming. Ling Yao, what were you doing at that time? Why did you dare to lose your mind during such an important game?!
"Also, did that demon just now come for all the intruders, or for you? Aren't you going to explain it carefully?"
Ling Yao waved his hands bitterly:
"Ah, ah, brother Ke, let go first. Everyone is not hurt, so calm down, let's talk!
"I still have this sword in my hand, if I swing it at Senior Brother, it will be bad."
Ke Shuyu glanced at him sideways, pushed Ling Yao hard, and let go of his collar.
Then he stood there leisurely, waiting for Ling Yao's next words.
Not far away, Liu Yuya also came over.
Although the other disciples didn't dare to move rashly, they all rolled their eyes and pricked up their ears in unison.
Ling Yao took two steps back, curled his lips, and used the Liuming sword in his hand to draw a sword flower, and put the sword back into its sheath beautifully, with a calm look.
Regarding the fact that the demons would be following him, he answered without any pressure
—I don’t know anyway!I didn't hide anything, and I didn't trick my teammates, so what can you do with me?
But as for why he was distracted...
Ling Yao said, heck, this is really hard to explain.
Could it be that I am chatting with the Tucao servants in the Sea of Consciousness?
Who would believe it!Will be beaten to death by everyone in Jianmen!
However, other skills may be lacking, but Xianyu's ability to tell lies with his eyes open in order to be lazy is absolutely top-notch:
"Whether the demons are after me, I don't know very well.
"But I just heard that dark guy say something when he was leaving, 'recognized the wrong person'. I'm afraid that's why.
"As for why I was distracted...it's because of Xiao Ji Nian! (Xiao Ji Nian: Ah Chirp! Who's talking about me!)
"Just my friend from Shenlong Academy, he is also in the participating team. He just sent me a message with the message stone."
In fact, Ke Shuyu was waiting for Ling Yao's words.
Of course he knew that Ling Yao's friend, Xiao Ji Nian, also entered this round of competition.Ling Yao would be distracted, nine out of ten he would be communicating with Xiao Ji Nian who was not nearby.
But in this competition about the interests of the sect, Ling Yao exchanged news with his opponent.
Regardless of their normal relationship or the content of their communication, Ling Yao is suspected of betraying and collaborating with the enemy.
Ke Shuyu just wanted to seize this handle and damage Ling Yao's position in Jianmen.
Otherwise, it's just a distraction, so it's not worth his questioning?
However, before Ke Shuyu opened his mouth for accountability, Ling Yao went on to say:
"I originally wanted to 'righteously speak' and refuse him to ask me for information during the game. But I didn't expect that he came to 'send' information!"
Ke Shuyu frowned: "He is a player of Shenlong Academy, can he still send you information?"
Being able to represent the Academy to meet Changling Sword Gate, and to break into the third round, it can be seen that Xiao Ji Nian's strength and status will not be low.
Even if this kind of person is really on good terms with Ling Yao, he is still very shrewd. How could he be easily fooled by Ling Yao?
"It's impossible to give away for free. But in Shenlong Academy, everyone has their own little Jiujiu. It's just internal struggles and killing people with a knife, so don't mention it.
"The important thing is what he said!"
"What did he say?"
Unknowingly, Ke Shuyu was taken away by Ling Yao, and he paid more attention to the so-called "intelligence".
"Xiao Jinian said that he just happened to catch a glimpse that the people from Yunhe Tower met another team from Shenlong Academy!
"He felt that the situation might change, so he secretly took a look at the past."
The more Ling Yao said this, the more he felt, and he said it in a serious manner, as if it was true.
"It turned out that the two sides really fought! The fight was fierce!"
Ke Shuyu raised his thick eyebrows, and became more interested: "What, what was the result? Who won? What's the change in the number of people?"
However, Ling Yao's expression suddenly changed, and he spread his hands in a regretful look:
"I do not know."
Ke Shuyu immediately wanted to slap the guy opposite him.
"Brother Ke, don't stare at me! I didn't mean to trick you, I really don't know!"
Ling Yao hurriedly jumped to the side, with "innocent" written all over his face, afraid that Ke Shuyu would really do that to him,
"I'm listening intently. How could I have imagined that the demon would suddenly attack me! The communication will be terminated!"
Ke Shuyu: Very angry.My fists were clenched, and I didn't know who to hit.
"Uh, that, Senior Brother Ke."
Ling Yao looked at the stinky face of the other party, laughed loudly in his heart, but pretended to be cautious on the face, and asked,
"Why don't I ask him again?"
"Then what are you waiting for! Hurry up and ask me again!"
Ke Shuyu stabbed the heavy sword in his hand hard into the ground, causing the heavy sword to stand upright embedded in the crack of the stone, scaring the surrounding disciples who were listening to the gossip to look away in unison.
Ling Yao didn't care if Ke Shuyu was out of temper or bluffing, once he got the order, he happily rushed out to contact Xiao Ji Nian.
Since he pushed Xiao Ji Nian to take the blame, he naturally thought of a way out.
As long as he doesn't tell the result of the fight between Yunhe Tower and Ling Linhan, Ke Shuyu will naturally urge him to find Xiao Jinian.
He can also take this opportunity to "seriously confess" to Xiao Ji Nian "in the open and aboveboard"!
Needless to say, someone must ask, how are you so proficient!
But for Ling Yao and Xiao Ji Nian, let's recall the days when they hung shoulder to shoulder... Hey!It's really proficient.
On the other side, Xiao Ji Nian, who was stared for a long time by the demon guards flying over for no reason, and watched the demon guards rushing away after a few moments, also looked bewildered.
It's true that he didn't fight the demons, but... why are you looking at me!It's scary!
Even though Xiao Ji Nian formed a White Fish Gang in the main hospital, he was considered a little powerful.
But as I said before, he is very powerful, but he is the only one who is truly powerful in the White Fish Gang.
Therefore, in this competition, Xiao Ji Nian, the majestic leader of the gang, almost became the bare commander. He only brought one cron to participate in the competition, and was hastily assigned to other teams with mixed forces.
Their team is not weak, but it is also the most unbalanced team in Shenlong Academy, barely headed by Liu Heming from the Hongzhong Gang.
And just now, in order to avoid these demons who seemed to be passing by, almost everyone in the team fled in all directions.
When Xiao Ji Nian strolled back to the original place alone, the others had not come back yet.
And Liu Heming, who stayed in place with no one to command, seemed particularly embarrassed.
Seeing Xiao Ji Nian's leisurely and leisurely appearance, Liu Heming became even more angry:
"Xiao Ji Nian, what kind of attitude do you have! You run faster than anyone else!"
Those demon guards only paid attention to Xiao Ji Nian for a short period of time, but Liu Heming didn't realize that those guys originally went for Xiao Ji Nian.
But when he thought about it, Xiao Ji Nian and himself were obviously both Dongxu Jinjie, and he had Hong Zhong Gang as his backer.
He is obviously the leader in the team, but he doesn't have any prestige in front of Xiao Ji Nian!
This self-made guy actually looks more attractive than himself, running as soon as he says, and stopping as soon as he says...
How can I bear this!
Xiao Ji Nian originally wanted to break up with Zhong Zhennan, a pretentious bastard, but he didn't expect his communication stone to suddenly light up.
Therefore, for Liu Heming's provocation, Xiao Ji Nian had no time to answer him at all, he took out the communication stone and got through the message.
"Ah Nian! Find a chance to leave the team. I have news to tell Ke Dashan through your mouth!"
Xiao Ji Nian: ...has it started again?
Ling Yao hadn't asked him to cheat in acting for several years, and he suddenly felt that the matter was not simple.
Therefore, ignoring Liu Heming who was jumping in front of him, Xiao Ji Nian turned his back in front of the other party, trying to concentrate on listening to Ling Yao's message.
"Where are people? Hurry up! I have big news to tell you by the way!"
Xiao Ji Nian hurriedly sent a voice transmission:
"There is no need to look for opportunities. A group of demon guards rushed out just now, and all the people in our team dispersed. I just came back."
"Demons have also appeared in your place? That's just right, I heard great news from those voices!"
"Also? The demons on your side also rioted? What's the situation?"
"It's not just a riot, they're targeting me! They even said something about 'Heaven's heart is going to die'... After fighting for a long time, they suddenly ran away again!"
Xiao Jinian: ...the co-authors, are they still brothers and sisters?
And it turned out that he was almost beaten just now!
"I was also targeted just now, but they left without a fight.
"And you said that you heard those demon guards mention Tianxin... The owner of the inheritance here may have a very bad relationship with the founder of Tianxin."
Ling Yao seemed to pause for a moment, and his tone became serious:
"It's possible. And maybe these demons recognized the wrong person only when we both felt the aura of Patriarch Tianxin."
"We two? What kind of intersection do we have, except for Yaya, have we not met each other recently?"
"...Xiao Jinian, do you really want to be beaten?"
"I was wrong...but what the two of us have come into contact with recently, other people must have come into contact with.
"It's the library. I saw other people go to the place where we were looking for books a few days ago. It doesn't make sense to target us?"
"Maybe not recently..."
However, Ling Yao was silent for a while, then suddenly changed the topic,
"Let's talk about this later. Anyway, it has nothing to do with us now. Listen to my big news first. I told Ke Shuyu. You saw it and told me. Don't tell me."
Xiao Ji Nian faintly noticed the subtle change in Ling Yao's attitude.Maybe he guessed something, but he didn't feel appropriate to tell himself.
But if Ling Yao didn't want to speak, Xiao Ji Nian couldn't force him to speak.
He also believed that Ling Yao's current concealment was necessary, so he simply stopped thinking about it:
"Then hurry up and talk. I still have 'Little Zergling' shouting here. We will be interrupted in a while."
"Just say that when you were separated from the team just now, you accidentally saw the team from Yunhe Tower, met Ling Linhan's team, and started fighting!"
Xiao Ji Nian suddenly regained his energy: "What? And then?"
"The entire army of Yunhelou is wiped out!"
"The result and the result?"
"..."
Xiao Jinian who turned the corner: "...Wait, the whole army is wiped out????"
Is it such a big game? ?This news almost scared my head off!
But, when I just came back, I acted very calm...
How should I play this? !
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