I, the mastermind behind Naruto

[Senju Hashirama: Ah, is little Tsunade already in her forties? ? ? Then this matter is even more urgent. Aren’t girls generally going through menopause at the age of fifty? Will the Senju clan really become extinct if this continues? 】

Only at this moment did the optimist Senju Hashirama understand the seriousness of the matter.

Like two lost people in the same situation in the desert.

"Oh! There's only half a bottle of water left."

"Ah! Great, there's still half a bottle of water."

But now he couldn't say anything like there was still half a bottle of water.

As a member of the Senju clan, Hashirama has learned a lot of medical knowledge and knows a lot about this knowledge.

The normal age is forty-eight years old. What happens before the age of forty is called premature ovarian failure. Late menopause is very rare when you are fifty-five years old. However, late menopause is not a good thing. The probability of getting endometrial cancer is three times that of normal women. !

Of course, this medical theory is not effective for the long-lived Uzumaki clan members. You see, Uzumaki Mito can live to be over ninety, nearly a hundred years old, without relying on any medical equipment.

If you add in the medical level of Lin Xiu's Blue Star in his previous life, I don't know if Uzumaki Mito can break the 200-year-old record.

Of course this is without having been injured and fought many times in a lifetime.

Luo Men once studied the palm sage technique widely used in the ninja world, which only accelerates cell division and growth to replace injured and dead cells.

As long as you are not an immortal, the number of cell divisions in your body is limited after all. As the ability to replenish collagen decreases, you will slowly age.

Doesn't that mean that Tsunade only has a few years left at most to have children?

[Ohnoki: Tsunade, the Sannin of Konoha, is already a wrinkled old woman at her age. She is about the same age as me. How can the Ling Yun boy accept it? 】

[Luo Sha: That’s right! Not only this problem, there is also dystocia. My beloved wife is only in her twenties and she is like this, not to mention that Tsunade is in her forties. I am afraid that it will end with one dead and two dead? 】

The two old foxes couldn't get into the conversation before, so when they found the opportunity this time, they tried their best to stir up the muddy waters.

[Jiraiya: Who said that, Tsunade now relies on the art of Baihao to maintain her youthful appearance. 】

[Ohnoki: The outside has changed, but the inside has not changed. When you open your mouth, you smell like an old man, just like me. Little brother Ling Yun doesn’t even dare to kiss him. 】

Onoki knows this very well. When Kurotsuchi was a child, he always disliked his grandfather's unique old-fashioned smell.

Is it the nature of a child to speak frankly? Onoki didn't pay much attention to it. Kurotsuchi was just a bit venomous on the outside, but he still cared about him as a grandfather.

Tsunade looked on the other side, her brows furrowed, her skill was to maintain youthfulness by replenishing the collagen produced by the body.

But the internal organs did not change, and they would still age if they should. If even the internal organs remained young, she would rename the Art of Hundreds to the Art of Immortality.

[Jiraiya: What’s the matter? Tsunade’s weapon and appearance are definitely among the best in the ninja world. If it weren’t for the huge debt...ah, if Tsunade didn’t like me, I would have So I went after him. 】

[Orochimaru: If Tsunade dares to lend her body to me for research, I might find a way to continue the Senju clan, but I don’t know if my former teammate Princess Senju will give me this opportunity. 】

[Senju Tobirama: I didn’t expect that there are scientific research weirdos similar to me in this world, but if you dare to pay attention to Tsunade, I will find a way to make you miserable! 】

Looking at the news about Orochimaru, he had also collected some information. He was one of Monkey's three apprentices, but when he thought of these three apprentices.

The corner of his eye twitched, what on earth was the monkey teaching? The debt Jiraiya said showed that after he and his elder brother died, Tsunade had not given up the habit of gambling.

But what is this? There is also Jiraiya who often peeks into the women's bathhouse and is chased and beaten, and there is also the poisonous Orochimaru.

Porn, gambling and drugs are all over the place, but the monkeys are still not under control. Are they planning to spread bad customs to Konoha?

There was also Orochimaru, the Senju Lingyun he didn't dare to touch, the Senju Rope Tree was probably too weak, and only Tsunade was his best experimental subject.

If Senju Tobirama and Senju Hashirama weren't biological brothers, and if it wasn't disrespectful to touch the body of his most respected brother, he would have used Hashirama's cells for further research and experiments.

He has done a lot of experiments in the process of researching forbidden arts, but all of them are for Konoha. On the other hand, it is his interest. It is precisely because he is Hokage that he must follow the ruthless path.

[Sarutobi Hiruzen: Alas, my master's misfortune was only caused by my lack of discipline. 】

Originally, this old man was going to act like an old man and pretend to be sophisticated, but the first generation and the second generation were still here, so he didn't have the guts to fill the cup yet.

This sentence immediately aroused the hearts of the other four shadows. Good guy, this is the old Versailles, isn't it? Three shadow levels make the master unlucky? But it’s a shame that the younger generation of the family is not up to expectations. They couldn't think of anything to say in return.

[Senju Lingyun: If Tsunade-senpai doesn't mind, I don't have any objection. I'm lucky to be able to marry Princess Senju. 】

Look, how good this junior is, Qian Shu Fei wiped a handful of non-existent tears, who could know the sadness in his eyes?

It's great that someone like Tsunade, who is as big and thick as her elder brother, can take over her. However, I always feel that he is cheating my innocent junior, and I feel a little uncomfortable.

In fact, as an honest person, Senju Lingyun really didn't mind. That hateful Mr. Uchiha Takashi and his two wives often made him look like shit.

He really had the idea of ​​finding someone to start a family with, but he, an honest man, didn't know what to do.

It seems that the only girl he can accept in his social relationship is Tsunade. Even if he is asked to strike up a conversation with other girls of the same age, he still feels like he can't do it.

As for Mitarashi Anko, he was just a junior in his eyes, and besides, she was the child bride he found for Senju Nawaki.

Among the female characters who appeared in the original work, he was thin-skinned and could not do that kind of thing like old cows eating young grass. Moreover, the girls in Hinata's class were almost twenty years older than him.

He practices, eats, drinks, and sleeps in the Senju clan. He has never attended a ninja school, so his social circle is really small.