Hogwarts and the Unspeakable

In front of the manor castle, Sir Humphrey was elegant and introduced several of his teachers to the stunned Alan.

In the next year, Allen must obtain the consent of these teachers and pass their tests before he can embark on the path of magic.

"This is your riding teacher, Jonny Joestar."

Allen people are stupid. Could it be that this is the world of SBR? But the time isn’t right either?

The handsome male protagonist of Jojo's seventh film is wearing an iconic outfit - although he doesn't seem to have changed his clothes.

No wonder there was Dio Brando before. What on earth is going on in this world? Can I also learn infinite gyrations?

"Hello Mr. Joestar, my name is Alan Arnold Appleby."

Allen said obediently.

"Hello, Jero said your father is a nice person and asked me to help you. I'll try my luck."

Johnny made a friendly introduction, took a step forward, shook hands with Allen, and then stepped back.

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"This is your driving instructor, Fujiwara Takumi."

I go? Allen people are even more stupid. Isn’t this a good idea of ​​the world at all?

"Your father said he would teach you well and replace my AE86 with a BMW M3 GTR supercar. I will do my best."

Allen was a little panicked. How much does this cost? ! What happened?

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"This is your boxing teacher, Andre the blacksmith."

Looking at this iconic beard, Allen could tell at a glance that this was not the ancestral human blacksmith of "Dark Soul"?

Can he really teach people how to box well?

"Don't look at me so flatteringly, paying with one hand and delivering the goods with the other. My teaching method is different from normal people."

Andre said unruly, clasping his hands.

"Anyway, after this is done, I will leave here forever. Whatever you think."

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"This is your will teacher, Bear Grylls."

Finally, something not outrageous has come, but is this really not outrageous? Bale is still a nobody at this time, right? !

Bell limped over.

And I don’t want to eat “chicken-flavored, crunchy”! I don't want to eat maggots!

"Your father said that if you teach me well, you will give me a medical fee and sponsorship fees for the film crew. Just leave it to me."

Bell smiled shyly, but it sent shivers down Alan's back.

It felt like my father's friendly smile revealed a demonic danger.

"If you don't want to, you can give up now."

Sir Humphrey smiled proudly.

Allen shook his head stubbornly.

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The last one was a frail old man with gray hair and beard. He even sat in a wheelchair and had to be pushed to move.

Sir Humphrey was not introduced because his title was not as high as others.

The old man looked at Allen for a while, and finally smiled in relief.

"I owed your father a favor, and now I've finally paid it back."

"I'm your marksmanship teacher, call me James Bond."

"Lord James Bond." The retinue from behind added. "Earl of Manchester."

007!

Still alive now!

Forget it, forget it.

"It's my pleasure, Sir." Allen said politely.

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It didn't take long for them to retreat, Jonny Joestar first and James Bond last. Because Johnny Joestar wanted to settle this matter quickly, and then go visit Jero for a visit. James Bond has a lot to deal with and finds time to teach Alan.

Even though I already knew that Sir Humphrey was very fierce, I didn't expect that Sir Humphrey was so fierce.

"So I have, this. So much money? Do you want to give it all to me?"

Allen was a little shocked. Medical expenses, sports car expenses, racecourse expenses, firearm expenses, and the most precious favor!

Even though I knew it would cost a lot of money, I didn't expect it to cost so much.

Humphrey made an intriguing expression.

"Yes. Do you want to change your mind?"

Allen shook his head.

"You didn't expect that?" Sir Humphrey said inexplicably.

"Yes," Allen admitted.

"Britain dominated the world at least for a while. For a while."

"Although now we are an American missile base."

After walking for a while, the father and son came to the study room. It was time to read.

"Dad, what exactly do we have at home?"

Alan wanted to know how rich their family was.

Sir Humphrey hesitated, then began to speak without hesitation.

"follow me."

Underground in the castle is the Appleby family collection.

"The ones from Yorkshire contain the most precious relics. Remember to keep your mouth shut, but even if you tell, the Sixth Office will handle it."

"Look at that, it's Sister Friede's scythe."

A long scythe, carrying an indomitable killing intent as deep and cold as an orchid in an empty valley, was hung on the wall.

"Look at that, it's the fragment of the spiral sword incarnated by King Xin."

Carrying the origin of the world, the terrifying fragments snatched from the hands of the fireless ash contain maddening power.

"Look at this, Nyarlathotep's fan as the Swollen Daughter."

There is no need to hang, it floats automatically, and it has the magical power that makes people stare at it involuntarily. Of course, the result is crazy.

Allen was stunned and confused.

What are holy relics? What kind of toys are these? The most important thing is that he didn't hear clearly because his father spoke too fast.

You can understand a "Nyarlathotep".

"Father, what are holy relics?"

Allen asked doubtfully.

"A good thing that can summon a 'servant'. You will know about it in the future."

"It's just a ritual item used for summoning anyway."

Allen understands it now!

"Holy Grail War!"

What’s next? What else can't happen? !

"Holy Grail War? What kind of fun is that?"

"Then what use do we need the holy relics for?"

"It's not for the Holy Grail War anyway. You'll know later."

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Ok.

Next, Allen finally understood and understood. Because this is too straightforward!

In order not to leak the secret, Sir Humphrey also deliberately slowed down and stopped for a while in this seemingly weak place.

"These are King OF Banana's red boxers."

I go. Could it be said that he is "the free man"? What can he do? Dancing to death?

And why are you collecting underwear?

Can't you collect something elegant and noble?

I always thought that our family was super aristocratic and didn’t need these things!

Allen roared in his heart, as if ten thousand alpacas were running inside.

Sir Humphrey scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Dad, can underwear also summon other people? Isn't this too outrageous?"

"It's hard for a person to draw conclusions. This was also passed down to me by my ancestors. It should at least be of some use, right?"

Humphrey was also a little unconvinced.

"But if they had specially collected it at that time, it would have been very useful."

Humphrey came to a conclusion with magnanimity, but in fact he didn't know whether his ancestors collected them specifically for craft work.

But you can’t lose face in front of your son, right? He doesn't know anyway.

"These are the white briefs of the great King Arthur."

"Dad, did briefs exist at that time? Didn't they only appear in France in the 18th century?"

"Isn't that right? You'll know when the time comes when you take it and summon it?!"

Sir Humphrey was a little embarrassed, so he quickly pretended to be fierce and interrupted his son's complaints. Then of course he touched his head again.

"Then is King Arthur a boy or a girl?!"

Humphrey rolled his eyes. At this time, it was still more than ten years before "fate:staynight" was released.

"It should be a boy, right? How do I know? I haven't seen it. Anyway, everyone says it's a boy."

Well. Just to know whether King Arthur is a boy or a girl, it might be worth participating in a Holy Grail War.

Well, I don’t know if there is a Holy Grail War.

"What did you gain? Son."

Sir Humphrey smiled patiently and gently.

Allen shook his head.

"Do you think these things are precious? They are all unique!"

asked Sir Humphrey.

Allen nodded. “Precious indeed. (quiteso)”

"But do you think they're useful?"

"It doesn't seem to be of any use." Allen also scratched his head.

"That's right. Many things look precious, but are actually of little use."

"And many things may not seem precious, but they are of great use."

"But there are still things that seem precious and not very useful, but you need it. It is useful."

"It serves some purpose."

"It's like a medal."

"Son, dad worked so hard, but in the end he just got a KCMG"

"For a family like ours, medals, titles, and honors are everything."

"You'll understand later."

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"The few here are brought by your mother."

"This is the papaya that An Lushan threw on Concubine Yang's chest."

"Wow~~"

"This is the jade belt Lin Daiyu used to hang herself."

Did Lin Daiyu hang herself in the end? Well, anyway, there is no need for me to cry while watching the Three Kingdoms - I am worried about the ancients.

"This is the gold hairpin Xue Baochai brought during the snowstorm before his death."

"Can these be used for summoning?"

"Yes, but not now."

I really want to see what Lin Daiyu looks like.

Allen was a little curious.

After walking around for a while, Allen was stunned.

This world seemed a little different from the "Harry Potter" he knew.

It's not just "a little different", maybe it's "very different".

At least there are no Old Ones or Outer Gods in the world of Harry Potter.

There are no servants, and there aren't that many magic schools. There would be no such collection as Wang Xifeng’s sweat towel.

This made Allen both happy and a little nervous. Will the plot of "Harry Potter" develop as before?

How will the world change? What will happen to him? No one can draw a conclusion. At least not now.

"It seems that there are indeed many very precious things in the house, isn't it?"

Sir Humphrey said proudly.

"That's really it!"

Allen also sighed.

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In this way, winter passes and spring comes, cold comes and summer comes. Despite the pressure, the eleven-year-old summer vacation has arrived.

And Allen also successfully gained the recognition of teachers - who can't get along with money?

Even for the sake of money, I have to give Allen a pass! !

And the firm determination he showed in this process also successfully convinced his father to support him in going to Hogwarts.

After all, when his father was young, he didn't have the courage to eat maggots.

Finally, he proudly waited for his own owl.