Hogwarts and the Unspeakable

Outside, it's raining.

It rains a lot in Britain. It has a temperate maritime climate with lots of rain throughout the year.

Soggy—annoying.

This resulted in people’s main understanding of the glorious moment of Britain, also known as Great Britain:

Chimneys, smoke, factories, sewage rivers, and former world domination.

The raindrops fell drop by drop, hitting the roof, steps and other stones.

Inside, Umbridge was sitting in her iconic pink room, looking at the gloomy sky in the distance.

Umbridge doesn't look like a girl in any way. It's not just that she is old. The more important reason is that she doesn't have the innocence and cuteness of a girl. Instead, she has more scheming than a teenager. She had a hypocritical smile on her face, like a decent person who knew everything she could, but she couldn't be said to be a true gentleman. A gentleman does not become a gentleman because he wears a hypocritical smile, but because he is a gentleman first, he wears a hypocritical smile that does not want to fight with others for no reason. People tend to confuse cause and effect and regard the effect as the cause, but in fact, the opposite may be true. This has caused many tragedies.

A gentleman has many qualities, such as:

A gentleman knows how to leave a step, both for himself and for others.

It's clear that Umbridge was trying to emulate Sir Humphrey, but wasn't looking in the right place.

If Sir Humphrey were to set up this trap, he would find a way out if the plan failed. For example, find a way to make Ellen shut up even if she finds out that she is a betrayer. For example, find a reason for Humphrey so that he can have a legitimate reason to forgive himself.

But Umbridge didn't.

In fact, even if the betrayal is discovered, as long as she finds a good reason for herself, the result will be much better.

But she didn't. All she could think about was death, the downfall of her boss, Sir Humphrey Appleby, once and for all, and sending him, and his son, to prison. In the end, he was able to kill the middleman in this matter, Professor Snape, and free up a seat for himself to gain a foothold in Hogwarts.

But she didn't.

So she had no choice but to die.

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Umbridge looked at her watch, and her excitement gradually turned to depression.

Counting the time, it was probably the last thing she wanted to see happen.

Fear caused her body to mutate little by little, and her human body was expanding little by little. Starting from her belly, her belly swelled little by little, then her arms and fingers. And on the belly, those "indescribable" black whirlpools began to appear. . .

well. She sighed helplessly and unwillingly.

Time is wasted.

Out of her desire for power, she changed her childhood habits little by little. Her innocent eyes turned into sophisticated ones, and her reserved smile turned into a hypocritical smile. She knew that only in this way could she step forward One step to the top of power. However, sitting in the office all year round turned his outstanding attack magic into waste.

She vaguely remembered her youth, it was so good at that time!

He has a youthful childhood, sour love, and the hopeful helplessness unique to his youth.

and after? The helplessness is getting more and more, but the hope is getting less and less. Maybe sometimes, you will feel that your strength is much stronger than before, but that is actually just a temporary release of fate. In the end, all that was left was helplessness and a corpse. Maybe I shouldn't have come here in the first place.

Now, I can only recall what happened at that time if I stayed in my completely mismatched room.

"he came."

Umbridge took a sip from her goblet.

Whiskey, they say, is not for women.

At this moment, the candlelight flickered, and Sir Humphrey instantly appeared in front of Umbridge's desk.

"Yourhealth.MyLord." (Toast to your health, Mr. Humphrey)

Sir Humphrey smiled softly.

"At this point, you know I'm not going to drink."

He looks very charming. Umbridge knew that sometimes, he would creep into her dreams.

The whole house began to change. . .

All the photos began to distort inexplicably, and the windows began to become darker and more airtight.

The cat turned into a terrifying flesh ball, and the photo also changed into a human shape.

When a magician loses his inner support, changes will occur.

Sir Humphrey gently picked up the cup and waved his wand. The red wine slowly spiraled up from the bottom of the cup, as if there was a faucet under the cup. Humphrey looked at the glass. He and Umbridge used this glass when they worked together to kill the most powerful "death warrior" in Argentina.

The corners of Umbridge's mouth trembled. She knew that her extravagant hopes were ruined.

The fake smile could no longer be maintained and turned into a bitter smile.

Her lips were pressed together, criss-crossing, like crawling worms.

"Why? You can't wait? Are you so anxious to take over my shift?"

Sir Humphrey kept waving his wand. He had confirmed that there were no eavesdropping devices on the scene.

"To tell you the truth, even if Alan is discovered using the Unforgivable Curse, I can get him out. Even if Hogwarts will not succumb to the pressure of any agency, I still have a bunch of Hogwarts in my hand. Black material. If Hogwarts refuses, start from the courts, for example, find a few judges who are eager for promotion, or jurors who want to be MPs (backbench members)."

"I came here today because of our many years of friendship. I personally send you to a land with abundant water and grass to devote yourself to the supreme authority. I am also a little curious, why?"

Sir Humphrey and Umbridge had a drink.

"Perhaps you should have told me this sooner."

"Actually, it's not now. I've already started to mutate."

Umbridge said with a wry smile.

Sir Humphrey drank the glass of water in an ungrateful manner and placed it heavily on the table.

It seems that he is not as calm as he appears on the surface.

"I can't see the road and it makes me feel hopeless."

The fat, obnoxious old woman continued.

"At first, I thought our place was a bright road. It had broad prospects. It could lead to a land with abundant water and grass. It could dedicate itself to the supreme authority and it could also lead to passing (passingon). Later, I realized that it was indeed passingon (leaving). Human world, polysemy), but this steep slope is downward. No one will help you, everyone has their own calculations, watching others, staring at others, waiting for them to make mistakes, and then attack in groups That’s it. Everyone has two faces, but no one is left to himself.”

Humphrey watched quietly as the dying man finished his last words.

"I can't believe you have theological leanings."

"In our line of work, we should have given up on these boring things long ago."

said Sir Humphrey.

"I'm afraid I did, I'm afraid I didn't succeed in becoming a moral vacuum."

Umbridge shrugged. She was starting to be scared now, but she was trying to control her emotions.

"But when I wanted to leave, I found that I couldn't leave."

"I can't live without the magical world because I know nothing but magic."

"I can't stay away from the ranks of civilized servants, because I have almost forgotten other things."

"But, I can't go any further. In all these years, the Ministry of Magic has never had a female Permanent Undersecretary. After so many years of service, I know this delaying tactic very well, and there is no need to explain anything to me. "

"Not a single woman."

"Between a rock and a hard place. Perhaps, this is my fate."

Umbridge sighed.

"But if you find the opportunity, why not do it?"

Umbridge said helplessly, with a wry smile on her face.

Sir Humphrey nodded.

"To be honest, your plan this time is indeed perfect. In that case, why don't you leave a way out for yourself?"

Umbridge smiled again:

"Actually, not only did you leave a backdoor, I also left a backdoor for Hogwarts and the courts to enforce the law impartially. However, I did not expect that I would fail at the first step. As long as I can squeeze you out, I will Once my thoughts are clear, I feel that my abnormality will disappear, or at least I can control it."

"The reason is very simple:"

"Succeed or die."

"I don't feel hope. I've had enough of this desperate situation. I have to make a plan. Anyway, I will die anyway. I don't want to die, but I don't want to live without hope. "

Umbridge's changes were uncontrollable, and even her face began to swell like soap bubbles!

"Ok."

Sir Humphrey nodded.

"Is there anything else to say?"

Umbridge forced a smile.

"No. It's not bad to die in your hands. At least it's better than losing my heart and turning into a pile of worms."

Umbridge has completely turned into a monster. The strange thing is that she has not lost her mind yet, although she is not far away from that step.

"Maybe I haven't seen this kind of mutation before."

She tried her best to say a cool line, and she also knew that this was her last sentence.

Sir Humphrey smiled.

"Indeed, this is better than going to Azkaban."

"as you wish."

"Avada Kedavra!!!!"

A green light flashed!

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After the mutation, "Soap Umbridge", which was under the death curse and unable to move, has begun to devour itself. Soon, only the twisted and mutated remains will be left, and no trace of Umbridge will be left. .

"If there are no female permanent undersecretaries, then what about a Hogwarts headmaster who becomes a permanent undersecretary?"

Sir Humphrey gently wiped his staff with a handkerchief and murmured softly.

No one could understand his feeling of killing the subordinate he admired most in the past with his own hands.

"Forget it, blame me for not telling you earlier."

"Hope...?"

Sir Humphrey also murmured in confusion, dropped the handkerchief on the ground, and disappeared into the night.

The next day, "Dolores Umbridge", deputy secretary of the Department of Magical Education of the Ministry of Magic, died at the hands of a Death Eater, which directly became the front page headline of the "Daily Prophet"! But there are no clues about the murderer who used the "Unforgivable Curse". It seems that who the murderer is is destined to become an eternal mystery.

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However, Sir Humphrey did not notice the note on the table that was swallowed by Umbridge!

Perhaps, if Sir Humphrey had said this earlier, this note would have been forwarded to Sir Humphrey.

Unfortunately, no if.

There was only one sentence written on the note:

"I have revealed the coordinates of the Hogwarts Expelling Curse to the Becoming God."