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"Ahem, Qi, this is not good."

Kakashi was a little embarrassed, and Qi and his posture were too strange. He enjoyed it a little, but if he didn't remind him, Qi would really get angry after a while.

He sat on the chair, with Qi facing him and riding on his lap, holding his neck with both hands, shaking him a bit, but not using any force at all. He was afraid that Qi would fall to the ground, so he held Qi's waist with both hands.

Now he was beginning to feel lucky that it was winter and that he was in the Iron Country in the north of the ninja world.

"Do you have any objections? Let me cut you up and make you a father-in-law! Anyway, you are the one who will die alone."

Uchiha let go and hugged Kakashi hard. Everything was calculated, no matter what shame or embarrassment, as long as he didn't move, others would be embarrassed.

"Hi~Qi, I will never lie to you again, really."

Kakashi gasped, and Qi hugged him tightly, wrapping her soft and strong thighs around his waist.

Of course he knew that Qi was just punishing him for being deceived, and what Qi taught him must have been well thought out.

It's just that the Internet is where it is, and the people inside speak nice, but everyone is a terrifying existence. A ninja genius like him can only kneel down and watch.

There is also a 5000-year-old ancient saying. Qi He said that it is the product of the source of everything. Knowledge is indeed a kind of power, and power is just the technology of using knowledge.

"Kakashi, this is the first time you have lied to me. I'm a little sad."

The Uchiha whispered in Kakashi's ear in a confused tone.

"Huhu~ Qi, forgive me, this is the first and last time."

Kakashi lay next to Qi's ear and took a deep breath, silently thinking to himself next time, Qi, don't blame me, if you want to blame it, blame you for being too fragrant.

In the words of the Internet, I refused at first because you are a boy, but now, you smell so good.

"Asshole, where are you touching me?"

Uchiha pretended to be panicked and jumped off Kakashi, but I was actually touched on the butt through my clothes.

"Hey, instinctive reaction, instinctive reaction, it's all men, and you won't lose any flesh if you touch it."

Kakashi smiled innocently, only by treating Qi as a normal friend could he use normal means to take advantage of the abnormal.

If he hadn't been tricked by Qi for two years, he should have touched Qi's whole body. How can a normal man avoid suspicion?

"Go away, we are all men. You are so ugly and I am so cute. It is obviously me who is at the disadvantage."

Uchiha sighed inwardly, Damn it, Kakashi is too coquettish, soon, soon, he will be unlucky sometimes.

Just when he became Hokage, let him rise and fall.

"Lord Naqi, if you give me one blow, I will pay you a hundred blows."

Kakashi smiled playfully, and he would only keep the sadness in his heart. He behaved like a gangster just to prevent Qi from worrying about excessive blood loss.

He is also an old Thousand Layer Pancake now.

"Hmph, at least a thousand blows, I'm much more expensive than you."

"Qi, ten thousand blows are enough. Give me a day to play with, and you can kill me as you please."

"Why don't you play with your bestie Kai, he's free."

Uchiha rolled his eyes, Damn it, Kakashi's bottom line is, he made mistakes, seduced too much, Kakashi is a bit perverted.

"Hey, Qi, why don't you know? It doesn't mean that those who stand to pee are men. Some people have more functions than you can imagine."

When Kakashi returns to normal, he will not accommodate Qi just because he is beautiful. He knows that Qi's character is that of a real man, and he is not one who can bend and stretch, but would rather die than surrender.

Only by being direct like this can we truly respect him. The way Jiang was getting along with him in the past two years was just Qi experiencing life, and he happened to have very good acting skills.

"Bah, obscene, wuwu~"

Uchiha covered his face and cried. After crying for a while, he found that Kakashi didn't come to comfort him. Damn it, I haven't had enough fun yet, you bastard Kakashi.

"Hehe, Qi, you don't have a dirty look, and your every frown and smile can seduce men. In the words of the Internet, you are so coquettish!"

Although Kakashi's character has undergone strange changes, his evil belly and poisonous tongue still exist.

Now we are not cooperating with Qi in acting, so there is no need to take care of Qi meticulously. Ahem, we can still take care of him.

"Asshole, Huhu, I don't swear, I want to be elegant, Kakashi, since you said so, do you have any objection to me putting on women's clothes to seduce other people?"

Uchiha adjusted his breathing, arranged his hair with one hand, took out a mirror and looked at it, pursed his lips elegantly, his face was still beautiful even though it was bloodless.

I'm a little used to being licked, but it's more comfortable to get along with normal friends. Originally, Kakashi's acting was a bit too much. How can he be so weak? In fact, killing Kakashi with one punch is not a problem.

"Then go ahead and don't forget to tell me which unlucky thing you have targeted. I want to watch from the side."

Kakashi's eyes flashed and he almost laughed out loud. Qi simply couldn't bear to show his face to others. He was incredibly stingy and narcissistic.

"...Lao Ka, okay, don't go too far. I'm really going to be angry. Just calm me down! Isn't it worth treating me differently if I'm beautiful?"

Uchiha wrinkled his nose, his cherry-pink mouth pouted, and his eyes were watery and about to shed tears.

"Ahem, Qi, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it."

Kakashi knelt in front of Qi, held up Qi's soft hand and caressed it gently, paused and continued:

"Qi, do you want something cheesy?"

"Come on, increase the intensity."

"Then I'm here?"

"Hurry up~" Uchiha scratched Kakashi's palm with his hand.

"Hmm~ Ahem~ Odd~ I used to protect and accommodate you because I liked you, but now I don't protect and accommodate you because I understand you."

Kakashi held Uchiha Qi's hand and kissed it gently, questioning with his eyes. Seeing Qi's affirmative look, Kakashi continued to increase the intensity.

"Ahem~...Qi, EMMM..., I, I, Qi, what I just said is true, I'm sorry, Qi, if you look similar to Obito, at most it will be my life-long bond, and I can give up to protect you. Life, just like Obito risked his life to save me, but I really like you now, maybe I am despicable!"

Kakashi felt a little embarrassed, but he once again confirmed that he meant it, and he took Qi's hand into his mouth obscenely and held on to it.

"Kakashi, relax, I really have mysophobia, don't let me down."

Uchiha became serious, hey, I'm so angry, other people's saliva is really dirty.

It would be fine if he took a shower normally, but now he had to put eye drops on Kakashi.

"..." Kakashi reluctantly let go. For him, in front of Qi, he had always acted his true self, but now he was more free.

"Kakashi, you can touch insensitive areas at most. Any contact with mucous membranes is not allowed. You understand what I mean!"

Uchiha's expression became strange, as if he was holding back the pain.

"Qi, no~"

Kakashi wanted to violently stop Qi, but he didn't dare. He was afraid that Qi would do something more extreme.

Kakashi burst into tears, and he could only watch helplessly as Qi's hand, which had just been stained by his saliva, was peeled off by Qi himself using chakra.

"Odd, eh~"

Poor Kakashi fell to his knees. He who was so proud and playful just now was about to faint from crying.

"..."

Uchiha's face remained calm and his heart did not beat. He had cut off his nerves in advance, but there was still cold sweat on his forehead at the right time. His delicate body was shaking like a sieve, and he sat down on the chair weakly.

"No~"

Kakashi wanted to help Qi, but he didn't dare to touch Qi. He really, really regretted it now. He didn't know what he said wrong. It was so difficult to get along with Qi who was not in the right mental state!

Kakashi knelt down, looking at Qi's body shaking in pain, feeling guilty and regretful, he might as well continue to get along with him in the way Qi taught him.

"Kaleidoscope·Yu Cuisine."

Under Uchiha Qi's intensive care with his pupil power, the skin on his hands recovered at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Uchiha suppressed his smile, Lao Ka, good days are ahead!

"Fire Release·Fire Line."

The Uchiha spit fire from his mouth and burned off the original skin. The skin on one hand could at least prevent Kakashi from talking for half a year. It was not bad. No wonder the skin business has always been very good.

Uchiha was excited!He can peel about ten layers a day, and his body scent is made from high-end materials. Ahem, forget it, the world of Naruto is not a world of immortality, and no matter how high-end leather is, it is not a weapon refining material.

"Whoo~"

Uchiha took a deep breath. He was not a prostitute, but he made an exception for Kakashi and had to pay more.

To make things even worse for Kakashi, he silently added some settings and more serious details to the script, hoping that Kakashi would like it.