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After an unknown amount of time, they finally arrived at a place where the water flow was gentle, and Kakashi arranged his tools.

"Tu Dun·Tu Liubi."

A large ergonomic chair was raised directly from the ground, and Kakashi spread an unknown fur blanket given to him by Uchiha on it.

"Hey, Master Qi, please take a seat."

"You bitch, you are so immoral."

Uchiha laughed and scolded, Kakashi is really annoying, why did he find a reason to alienate Kakashi two years ago.

It's not because after seven months of knowing each other, Kakashi completely let go of himself.

Just like in front of Kai, he always looks like a happy fish-eye, and he is just like Obito, pretending to be stupid every day, and only a few moments of being serious.

A reasonable reason barely allowed Kakashi to be serious for two years.

"Qi, I'm doing this for your own good. You have a mental problem."

After returning to normal, there is not much distance between Kakashi and Qi. Although the role play is interesting, Kakashi feels that Qi is too tired.

"Go away, you are the same, mentally ill, a pornographic book will be turned into pieces."

Uchiha sat down angrily, gone, all gone, the humble licking dog Kakashi was dead.

How to put it this way, when he was in the Land of Snow some time ago, Kakashi couldn't restrain himself and began to smell Qi's scent. Qi helplessly looked at his shoulders and let him settle down for a few days, and then yesterday, She started stealing socks again, she's so crazy.

Although Kakashi is loyal enough, he is not Qi's puppet. A reasonable reason for Kakashi to disguise his personality for two years is the limit that Kakashi can accept, unless Qi has a more suitable reason.

Although Uchiha is very involved in the drama, he is still not as good as Kakashi in acting. Kakashi is obviously schizophrenic, but he pretends that he is a normal person.

And Uchiha Qi is obviously a fake schizophrenic who relies on plug-ins to add points, but he thinks that he is really schizophrenic.

However, Uchiha was not without gains. At least he came up with an idea to torture Kakashi.

"Odd, then when I become a great swordsman, is it true what you said about wearing stockings? prprpr!"

"It's fake, you have to wear it yourself."

"Hey, I'm tall, so it's not appropriate."

Kakashi squeezed next to Qi, the chair was made very small by him, and he wanted to take Qi into his arms.

"Come on, you're so annoying. I'm so soft, so of course it's comfortable to hold. Get away from me, you bastard!"

"Master Qi, you have to be polite, sniff, you really smell good!"

Kakashi sniffed obscenely. He was actually schizophrenic just like Obito. Obito had a Fei personality, and he had an LSP personality.

"You can eat the Oli for me! The obscene man in the mask."

"Qi, that must be yours."

"Boom~boom~"

Uchiha hit Kakashi's chest with his head and then fell down pretending to be weak.

"Qi, are you dizzy?"

Kakashi returned to normal again. What was the reason for Qi's excessive blood loss?He frowned, Qi probably wouldn't make such a big joke with him!

"I'm so angry with you that I feel dizzy."

"Hey, do you want artificial respiration?"

"Get out! It stinks."

"Is it okay if it doesn't stink? Qi, just smell it, ha~"

"vomit~"

Uchiha Qi held his breath and turned over and retched, unable to understand everything.

For example, two people are in the same room and one person farts. If you smell fart, it means...

"Qi, hey, let me vent my emotions. I'm done. What about you?"

"I'm the same as before, I have no emotions at all, because I'm Kami."

Uchiha relaxed appropriately and said a few words.

You can still make Kakashi happy for a while now. When Kakashi becomes Hokage, he will live better and be more energetic.

"Yes, Master Qi."

Kakashi's eyes flickered, and the way he had been getting along for two years was very strange. According to Qi, it was a specific style, which was called Jiang.

He thinks it's good, but he still prefers it now. At least he can speak and do things more freely, and he can even wear Qi's hair openly.

"Let go of your dog paws, or I'll shave my head."

Uchiha ordered expressionlessly.

"Hey, Qi, how hard will it be to grow it again? Don't I know how narcissistic you are?"

Kakashi smiled playfully and stroked Qi's hair again.

"Kakashi, are you looking down on me? You think you are very interesting, you just treat me as a plaything, right? You just think it's fun and curious, right?"

Uchiha burst into tears and stared into Kakashi's eyes expressionlessly.

"Qi, I like it very much and enjoy it. I just want you to be your true self."

Kakashi didn't know whether Qi's visit was real or fake, so he could only return safely and with high emotional intelligence.

"It's not bad, Kakashi, you have an easier road."

Uchiha burst into tears and laughed. Apart from not knowing Chinese, Kakashi had almost been trained by him to become a bad netizen for more than two years.

A genius is indeed a genius. Uchiha just taught Kaka some sayings, and Kakashi applied inferences. The key is to be loyal enough and not resist even if the knife is pressed against his neck.

"Hey, Qi, where did your knife come from?"

Kakashi raised his hands, he was afraid that Qi would hurt himself if he got excited, but he was telling the truth, he really liked Qi!

"Hide it on the inside of your wrist. This is called Hidden Sword Technique. You don't understand, hum."

Uchiha put away the knife. Some of it was just a sentimental thing. He wasted a lot of experience, but he did not regret it. A man will be a boy until he dies.

"It's not very lethal. Odd. If you have the ability to wipe someone's neck with such a small knife, then it has the ability to easily crush someone's throat."

Kakashi talked eloquently and looked like a professional. In his eyes, Qi had no combat experience at all. Well, he really didn't.

In the world of ninjas, almost every famous ninja has a sixth sense, unless a stronger one makes a sneak attack or fights head-on.

"Hmph, you know a hammer. Without chakra, metal is much more lethal than a flesh palm, even a finger-sized blade."

Uchiha pouted again. Kakashi just looked at the problem from his own perspective. Don't forget that he started as a chuunin and could use multiple shadow clones at the age of five.

"Yes, Master Qi is right. I'm a little blind. Everything I have is given to me by my kami. I still need some guidance."

Kakashi smiled teasingly, Qi sometimes liked to preach, and would make some messy chicken soup and feed it to him.

He has given up on the Will of Fire and the like now. Anyway, that's all for listening to Qi. Qi can still harm him.

"Forget it, pretend I didn't say, nothing is absolute, you and I are both one-sided."

"Yes, Mr. Qi, it's high, it's really high, it directly sublimates the theme."

Kakashi has tried this old man more than once. Anyway, Qi was right in the end, so he just catered to him.

"You can't be weird, you can't be a layer cake, you're just an unlucky guy."

Uchiha's long, silky hair was strange, and his tone was a little ethereal. Kakashi was just following him.

Even if they knew the essence, people like Kakashi and others who valued the bond as everything could only accept his control obediently.

Even if Kakashi is like this, with all his memories, they can only be his licking dogs, and he can't tell the truth from false memories.

"Hey, I'm unlucky, unlucky, unlucky, unlucky."

Kakashi still forced his way to Uchiha Qi's side, held Qi with one hand and started fishing with the other.