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After Uchiha fell asleep.

"Alas, the main body is also mentally ill."

The shadow clone sighed, as if the main body felt that everyone except himself was mentally ill.

The shadow clone also thinks that everyone is mentally ill, including the main body. As a shadow clone, it has no brain at all, so it is not a mental illness.

"The original body of evil must be allowed to feel pain and truth, goodness and beauty."

The shadow clone came up with an excellent idea and took out a children's book written by ordinary people in the ninja world, which the main body often read in order to maintain a childish mentality and cater to his own XP system.

With the sound of turning books, the shadow clone turned to a story about family love.

"First this, then that, then this, then that."

The shadow clone hypnotized himself, his memory was confused by himself, the kaleidoscope kept turning, and he used a lot of illusions. Although Uchiha Qi's eyes were straight and related to the body, they were not as good as Quba's increase in illusions.

But a kaleidoscope is a kaleidoscope after all, and it’s easy to fool yourself.

After a lot of tinkering, the shadow clone finally buried a memory that seemed to be a long time ago for itself. The Uchiha Fantasy Technique was not good at all, and it was flattering to say that it was half the result with half the effort.

"The main body is too lazy, and the illusion is so bad that it can't even deceive itself."

The shadow clone looked like it had stepped on shit, and it was all in vain. Even if the main body obtained the memory of the shadow clone, it would take a while to realize that the shadow clone was playing tricks on itself.

"It's harmful. It's good if you can fool the main body for a second."

The shadow clone is of the same origin as the main body, and it is also the spirit of old Ah Q.

The shadow clone sat quietly, waiting for Kakashi to return.

After half an hour.

"Kakashi, where have you been?"

The shadow clone sensed Kakashi's return and went to the hotel door to wait for Kakashi.

"Well, I went to learn about the mission. Qi, it's so late and you haven't rested yet?"

Kakashi couldn't tell that it was a shadow clone, and thought Uchiha was waiting for him before he could be happy.

"The main body is sleeping."

The shadow clone is also expressionless. When there is no need to pretend, the shadow clone is too lazy to pretend.

"Oh haha."

Kakashi had just held hands with Uchiha, and he thought Uchiha's attitude had changed for the better, so he scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Hmph, go to your room."

The shadow clone pouted, Kakashi thought that Uchiha's attitude would be different if he held hands. No matter how gentle Uchiha is, it's just because you are valuable.

Only I, the shadow clone, can make the main body feel emotional and lick my lips. The shadow clone feels that it is an endless aftertaste, but it is a pity.

"Is there a problem?"

Walking into the room, Kakashi asked the shadow clone softly, this season, it is winter in Konoha, and there are no outsiders in the Snow Country, which is like winter all year round.

A large hotel, only he and the Uchiha next door stayed.

"Kakashi, with the same eyes as mine, I want to tell you some information."

The shadow clone's attitude changed and he suddenly became kind.

"Is it convenient to talk here?"

Kakashi's eyes twitched, he was clearly the same person despite being schizophrenic.

"Sit down, transformation technique."

The shadow clone pulled Kakashi to sit on the bed, with an expressionless face that would be impossible to let go on the street. Now that Kakashi is the only one, he should cuckold himself.

Turning out the ears and tail, the shadow clone sat next to Kakashi, took Kakashi's hand and put it on his head, snuggling into Kakashi's arms. Sun, this was more exciting than kissing with the main body.

"Qi, don't scare me."

Kakashi was uneasy and put his hand stiffly on the shadow clone's head, not daring to move at all.

"Kakashi, move and smooth my hair."

The shadow clone twisted a few times and massaged the scalp of the main body. Its head also felt itchy and it stared at Kakashi fiercely.

"Ugh."

Kakashi sighed and rubbed the shadow clone's head with its animal ears. His head hurt, and he never understood what Uchiha was thinking.

"Try harder, weren't you full just now?"

The shadow clone closes its eyes and enjoys it. The main body has its services, but what should I do if it likes to enjoy it as much as the main body? I can only find someone to take over.

"And here, don't just touch it, scratch it, do you understand?"

The shadow clone tilted its neck and turned Kakashi's command around.

"Ah."

Kakashi has given up treatment, and Uchiha will not really kill him. He will admit it even if Uchiha slashes him with a knife tomorrow.

The soft body of the shadow clone twisted in his arms. Kakashi held the shadow clone with one hand, and the other hand was guided by the shadow clone to move around.

"You can't scratch it lightly... About the Mangekyou Sharingan... My ability is... the Eternal Eye... Don't worry about me... You can experiment by yourself when you have time..."

The shadow clone whispered softly, greedily enjoying Kakashi's service, and finished talking about the kaleidoscope.

"Transfer the seal."

The shadow clone sealed all the pupil power it could mobilize into Kakashi's left eye.

The power of these eyes is enough for Kakashi to use Yujujin many times, and it is enough to treat multiple fatal injuries.

"strange……"

Seeing the shadow clone's aura visibly declining, Kakashi didn't have time to speak.

"Don't stop, haha, I'm fine. When I disappear, the real body will be miserable, hehe."

The shadow clone poked Kakashi's hand, indicating to continue scratching his head, and used the trick to feed Kakashi some knives.

"Kakashi, let me tell you a secret. The real body doesn't like you at all. It's the illusory shadow of me. I love you."

Seeing Kakashi's disbelieving expression, the shadow clone covered Kakashi's mouth.

After a minute or two, the shadow clone didn't know how much the experience value in the plug-in had increased, but based on Kakashi's expression, it also knew that Kakashi's output was not low.

"Haha, I lied to you."

Looking at Kakashi's incredible expression, Kagebun laughed heartily and mentally. The plan worked. A few words made Kakashi plant the seeds of doubt.

Whether it's a joke or not, poor Kakashi, you have to think for yourself.

It's amazing, my true form, no one else has this idea, and it makes Kakashi fall into such a chain of suspicion.

As expected of me, the old tormentor Wang Uchiha.

Experience points are constantly generated, and in the end all interpretation rights belong to Uchiha.

……

the next morning.

"Boom~boom~"

Uchiha suddenly woke up from his deep sleep, twitched a few times, covered his eyes with one hand, and slapped the bed board with the other hand.

"Kakashi, come in quickly."

"coming."

Kakashi, who was waiting at the door, opened the door and entered the room.

"Qi, let me wipe your sweat."

"Shadow clone, I am your immortal..."

Uchiha was lying on the bed, trembling and scolding the shadow clone.

It was like being hit on the head with a sledgehammer. Uchiha, who had been pampered for the past two years, had never experienced such pain.

"Qi, it's over, it doesn't hurt, huh..."

Kakashi looked at Uchiha who was covering his left eye and crying, and his heart tightened, after thinking about the shadow clone's words.

He remained calm, wiping the cold sweat from Uchiha's head, pulling Uchiha's hand away, holding Uchiha's eyes and blowing on him.

"Mom...go away, no boy mother."

Uchiha was in a daze. In his vague memory, he had sand in his eyes when he was a child. This is how his mother blew his eyes.

No, he has always been an orphan.Shadow clone, Uchiha gritted his teeth, the shadow clone was playing tricks on him in a bad way.

Although it was only for a short moment, I was still frightened by my true feelings.

Although other emotions are also real, they are all caused by the deliberate connivance of Uchiha's subjective consciousness.

Uchiha only admits the emotions he feels should arise under any circumstances.

Emotions that arise without rational thinking are what Uchiha hates.

For example, Uchiha felt warm feelings under pain, and Uchiha hated his own instinctive reaction.

This is the last time. If you do it again, it will be very simple to split you apart and cut your own soul with the corpse seal.

[If you lose, God cannot bleed. 】

The shadow clone was triumphant in Uchiha's heart. After more than ten years of controlling his own mind, Uchiha was on the verge of collapse.

Uchiha himself knew that he was always weird.

However, the shadow clone will automatically test itself. Is it the idea of ​​the shadow clone?

This wave!The shadow clone is in the atmosphere, and I am in the outer layer of space.

God Bleeds is because God wants to try the feeling of bleeding, and it seems to be pretty good.