Starting from Konoha's exile

In a restaurant, shouts for extra food could be heard from time to time.

On the table where Zhenme and the others are sitting, the empty dishes are piled up like a hill.

Not only Kaoru and Tsunade have been gobbling up food, but Shizune and Indopo also eat astonishingly. Kakashi, who was defeated early at the dinner table, was surprised and secretly calculated the meal cost in his mind. He hesitated whether to use urine to escape first.

"Made, the store is paying the bill. At least one of them will die after eating it!" I slapped the table, looked at the three old, middle-aged and young women who were still eating non-stop, took out the money and prepared to pay the bill. .

"Hiccup! You're almost 70% full after eating. I feel comfortable. I finally had a full meal." Tsunade patted her belly and let out a sigh of relief, then waved to the waiter who had just collected the money. "It's not easy to meet the living God of Wealth. How can I just eat without drinking? Bring me all the good wine!"

The waiter looked at me with some embarrassment. The latter closed his eyes and raised his head. The waiter quickly went to get the wine happily. The proprietress standing behind the counter also showed a happy smile and was making calculations.

The four of them had already had a few drinks together, and Maya said to Tsunade impatiently.

"Tell me, how much do you want to borrow this time? The money you owe me now, depending on your luck, will probably take you eight lifetimes to repay."

"Shizune, see for yourself, what is a disciple and what is filial piety." Tsunade scolded Shizune, then smiled at Maya and stretched out the five fingers of her right hand. "Five hundred million!"

"You bad gambler, have you lost your mind and gone crazy? When did I become your disciple? I learned a palm magic from you, and I bought it at a high price. Tell me, how much have you blackmailed me for since then? "I really get angry when I talk about it.

"What? Tsunade-sama, why did you secretly sell the Palm Immortal Technique?" Shizune asked Tsunade in fear.

"Hmph, not only did she sell her palm magic, but she also lost your dowry." I held the wine glass and sneered.

"What!" Shizune was shocked.

"Why are you panicking? There will be 500 million soon. This time I will leave 100 million for your dowry, which is much more than before." Tsunade comforted Shizune and said to the real self: "You This little bastard, what is for sale or not, what nonsense are you talking about, this is called ninjutsu exchange, do you understand exchange!"

Tsunade said, glancing at Kakashi slightly uneasily, but the latter had always been a quiet listener and did not interrupt or react. Tsunade secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Palm Immortal Technique is not a forbidden technique. Although not many people master it, it is just because most people have not cultivated Yang Escape Chakra. But even so, private exchanges between ninjas are absolutely not allowed in the Ninja Village.

"Speaking of which, Kakashi, when did you take off the mask you have worn since childhood?" Tsunade tried to change the subject and raised a glass of wine towards Kakashi. "That's good, little handsome boy."

"Well, because the things I need to do in the future require me to look less gloomy, I can only do this to make Tsunade-sama laugh." Kakashi said a little embarrassed. After all, in terms of seniority, Tsunade is the senior Her sister-in-law, and her own status in Konoha was only lower than Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Look, what kind of mission requires you, a senior ANBU ninja, to use a beauty trick? Oh, it goes without saying if it involves a confidential mission."

Even though Tsunade is a gossip, she still knows the importance. Then he measured Kakashi carefully for a while, then set his sights on Shizune, clapped his hands and said slightly excitedly.

"You two are in the same grade and are old acquaintances, and you are both over the age of marriage. How about I act as a matchmaker for you."

"Tsunade-sama, don't pull strings randomly!" Shizune shouted to Tsunade angrily, but she secretly looked at Kakashi with a red face. She couldn't control her thoughts for a while, and even thought of her son's name.

Kakashi also looked a little embarrassed, rubbing his head and laughing.

"Bah! You, an extremely old leftover woman, have the nerve to help others find marriages and matchmaking." Zhenwo sneered.

"You little bastard, I heard that you have become very famous recently. Last time, I almost lost everything because of your mother. Do you want to go out and have a competition and let me see if your skills are as famous as yours?" Tsunade's veins were exposed, and in his hands The wine cup was crushed with a click.

"Huh! Come on, do you think I am still the same person as before? Huh! Within ten seconds this time, you will definitely kneel in front of me and cry and beg me not to die."

"Hahaha, he's still the same psychopath as before." Tsunade laughed.

After the other people reacted, they were also dumbfounded by the real me.

"By the way, when did Tsunade-sama and I meet? It seems like you are very familiar with each other." Kakashi committed another occupational disease and asked Tsunade.

"It's been about four or five years. He didn't learn well at a young age and is more addicted to alcohol than me. However, he is one of my favorite drinking buddies." Tsunade recalled.

"You don't like me as a drinking buddy, you like the money in my pocket." I revealed the secret.

"Hey, you bastard, you're crazy, you're so unkind, how can we be happy friends again in the future?" Tsunade slapped the table and cursed.

"Are you angry because the lie was exposed?" The real me didn't give the princess any face.

"Huh, I just have some bad money. I'll pay it all back to you after I win next time." After Tsunade took a sip of wine, she didn't know if she was getting drunk and said something that was not practical.

"But where are you two going with this little girl from the Uzumaki family?" Tsunade stared at Xiang Rin and said, her expression suddenly turned serious.

Was it actually noticed? Taking advantage of Tsunade's strong chakra, Xiang Rin has always played the role of a quiet four-eyed beautiful girl. After being suddenly asked, she even panicked for a while.

Although the real self has completely surpassed Tsunade in terms of chakra, Xianglin is one of her own, and the real self has never been serious, so of course she will not feel much fear of the real self.

But when Xiang Rin was stared at by one of the legendary Sannin, one can easily imagine the pressure.

"Don't look at me like that, little girl. With red hair, chakra that far exceeds that of ninjas of the same level, and strong physical fitness, in my eyes you almost have the word "Uzumaki" written on your forehead."

After Tsunade finished speaking, Xiang Rin became even more frightened.

"Can't you be gentler when treating your own kind, old witch?" Shinga touched Xiang Rin's head and grinned at Tsunade.

"You want to die, you little bastard! I don't believe it. If I beat you to death, you won't have to pay back the debt." Tsunade stood up, rolled up her sleeves, and smashed a corner of the table.

But then he muttered to himself somewhat lostly.

"Same race? I don't have any other race, but I'm just a lonely ghost like her..."