Starting from Konoha's exile

"Wan She, are you back so soon?" asked a giant blue python slightly smaller than Wan She.

"Well, I have something important to go to see the White Snake Immortal, so I'll leave first." Wan She said and swam away from the blue python.

How could this guy still speak so politely? It's mysterious and I don't know what to do. After thinking for a while, the blue python curled himself up into a ball, closed his eyes and continued to doze.

After Wan Snake passed through various cave entrances, he finally arrived at the center of Longdi Cave, where the White Phosphorus Serpent lived.

"This is the first time in thousands of years that I have seen such a bold guy like you. However, you do have some cleverness. Outsiders, let this stupid guy go. It's really that every generation is worse than the last."

The big white phosphorus snake holds a long pipe in its mouth, and its pair of snake eyes exudes a frightening majesty. It seems that if you look at it, your soul will be sucked away.

Wan She lowered her head to the ground and opened her big mouth. She walked out of it with a pale face.

"vomit……"

The real me doubled over and vomited a large puddle of vomit on the ground.

"It's a mistake, it's a mistake. This guy's mouth tastes too bad. As far as I know, snakes don't eat shit, tui~tui~ah lululu~tui!"

As I said, I rinsed my mouth with the wine from the gourd.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Excuse me!"

"Ant, aren't you living a boring life anymore?" After Wan She was released from control, his consciousness still remained at the time when Orochimaru channeled him, and he blurted out directly.

"Hmm...? Why am I here suddenly? Great Immortal White Snake? This... turns out it's you who is causing the trouble, I..."

"Get down! Stupid thing."

Wan She looked furious just now, but after being scolded by the White Snake Immortal, she immediately left in despair. Before leaving, she did not forget to cast a cruel look at Zhenme.

"White Snake Great Sage, please give me some advice when we meet you for the first time. I am the true Uchiha. I am here to come here to learn my art. Please accept your little thought. I always pick the fattest ones."

I said with a smile, took out a bunch of dead rats from the scroll, held it in my hand and shook it towards the white phosphorus snake.

"Outsiders, if you can't find a suitable reason, you won't have to go through the trial. Just prepare to die." Although the White Phosphorus Orochi spoke calmly, no one dared to doubt the authenticity of this sentence.

"Well, don't you like it? I'll bring some bird eggs next time you come." I threw the dead mouse aside, scratched my temples and said, then pointed to the green beads on the head of the white phosphorus snake and said, "No If you read it wrong, is this the 'Dragon Ball' that you condensed using natural energy and your own vitality?"

In less than a blink of an eye, the real self was surrounded by the body of the white phosphorus snake, and the huge snake head was pressed tightly in front of the real self.

"Outsiders, how on earth do you know about the 'Dragon Pearl'!"

"Oh, it turns out it's called Hua Longzhu. It's quite appropriate." I said as if that was the case.

"Answer my question, outsider!"

My whole body was directly entangled by the white phosphorus snake, and there were sounds of bones breaking in my body.

"I'm out of breath, boss, let go first!"

The white phosphorus snake loosened its body slightly.

"My bones are broken, you have to pay for my medical expenses."

"If you don't want it to happen again, just tell the truth!"

"I'm quite old, but I still have such a bad temper." I complained, and after feeling my body being tightened again, I hurriedly asked: "Dare I ask if the Immortal of Six Paths or even a higher being can see this place? Some It’s hard for me to explain things, you can figure it out just by looking at it.”

The White Phosphorus Orochi thought for a moment, let go of his true self, and said: "The Three Holy Lands are not within the Ninja World, and no one can see it."

Zhenme first treated himself with palm magic, then took out a scroll and spread it on the ground. After a tedious and complicated decryption technique, a small metal object appeared on the scroll, which looked like a shuttle.

"This is..." The white phosphorus snake suddenly felt confused.

"I didn't expect that even the Great Immortal White Snake didn't see it clearly at first glance. Take a closer look?"

"How could this happen! Where did you get this thing! Where is he!?"

The white phosphorus snake seemed to have seen something extraordinary. The whole snake shrank back, eyes full of shock, staring at the outsider in front of it.

What the White Snake Immortal is afraid of is not his true self, but this shuttle.

"Ahem, cough, cough... Great Immortal White Snake, do you want to make the 'Ryuji Cave' deserve its name in your lifetime?" I raised my head and asked the White Phosphorus Great Snake.

The Great White Phosphorus Snake looked at the true self without saying a word, and the true self stopped talking, waiting for the reply from the White Snake Immortal.

The two of them were silent for an unknown length of time. The white phosphorus snake reacted first and blew out a puff of smoke at the true self.

"Oh! He has been resurrected with full health. The Great Immortal White Snake is indeed very powerful. So, I wish us a happy cooperation!"

The real self jumped twice on the ground. The previous injuries were intact, and he stretched out a hand towards the white phosphorous snake.

After a burst of green smoke, a kind-faced old woman appeared where the white phosphorous snake was. She walked slowly to the true self and held his outstretched hand.

……

Several months have passed in the blink of an eye.

At the entrance ceremony of Konoha Ninja School, Sasuke, as the first in the grade, was naturally praised and awarded in public by the Hokage and principal Sarutobi Hiruzen.

After receiving the award, Sasuke also gave a speech as a representative of the second-year students, which received screams from female fans. After the speech, even the parents who watched the ceremony couldn't help but applaud.

Sasuke was firmly opposed to this kind of thing, but winning people's hearts was also a compulsory course for becoming Hokage, so he had no choice but to accept it.

After the speeches by the student representatives of each grade, Sarutobi began to talk endlessly on the podium about his expectations for the future of the students, his own teaching policies, and the great Will of Fire.

Sasuke in the audience didn't listen to a word, and kept secretly observing his second uncle.

In recent months, my second uncle has been rarely seen. Apart from the first grade graduation ceremony and the second grade entrance ceremony, Sasuke only met his second uncle twice. Each time, he would leave in a hurry after exchanging a few words, leaving Sasuke with no time to say anything he had been holding back.

Moreover, since opening the three magatama, the newly learned ninjutsu and moves have not been shown to the second uncle once, and there is no sense of accomplishment at all.

Practicing, can practicing be as interesting as my lovely nephew?

The long speech finally came to an end, and the students applauded enthusiastically. But I never expected that the old Hokage, who was not a ninja, would make a sneak attack when everyone thought the meeting was about to break up.

Uzumaki Naruto was called to the podium.

Sarutobi Hiruzen ingeniously presented Naruto with the Most Improved Award. The prize was a copy of "The Inheritance of the Will of Fire" signed by him and an unsharpened kunai. Of course, the kunai was selected by him personally, and the book was also the work of his painstaking efforts.

Seeing Naruto's excited expression, Sarutobi's face was filled with a comforting smile. But when Naruto held the prize and ran directly in front of the real me to show off, the smile on Sarutobi's face froze.

Except for the sour Sarutobi and Sasuke who were dissatisfied with this, the other members of the delinquent group F4 expressed strong condemnation of Naruto's rebellious behavior on the spot.

Sasuke will miss him if he can't see his true self, and the same goes for Naruto.

After being reminded intentionally or unintentionally by some people, Naruto, an idiot, finally knew why he always won the lottery. And I also understand that it was only after my true self publicly expressed my approval of him that so many people began to stop being ostracized and hostile to me.

There are some rumors that I actually wanted to study the fox demon, so I deliberately approached him Uzumaki Naruto. Naruto absolutely didn't believe this.

I'm not a fox demon!

I was the first friend that my second uncle made in the village, and my second uncle was also my first friend.

Besides my second uncle, who would tell me not to eat instant noodles and drink expired milk every day? Who cares how much I grow every month? Who cares about my academic performance? Who will teach me how to practice ninjutsu and taijutsu? Who will support me in becoming Hokage? Who would encourage me to fight back after I've been beaten?

If my second uncle is using me, then please use me like this for the rest of your life!

Naruto had never told anyone except Sasuke what he was thinking. Therefore, anyone who tries to instigate a relationship between him and his true self will always be stamped as a "suspected bad person" in Naruto's heart. Even after the Sandaime asked Naruto to have less contact with his true self, Naruto concluded that the Sandaime was deceived by an adulterer.

After all, caring about someone and educating them with words is not as real as actual actions.