Starting from Konoha's exile

Zhenme has been gone for a while, and the latest news about him came from the Kingdom of Earth.

What is the real me doing?

He kept running, through forests, over mountains, and across rivers and lakes. It seems to be aimless, but he is running in a certain direction. No matter what obstacles are in front of him, he will not go around them. He will run, jump, or drill through them, but he will not choose to avoid them.

After I ran out of the Land of Fire, I began to receive letters of questioning from other countries one after another. Why did the real Uchiha of Konoha run naked into our country?

There was a lot of excitement along the way, bumping into vendors, breaking through walls, knocking away ninjas who were blocking him, knocking down an old lady crossing the road, and even passed through the shadow's office!

Is this some new tactic you developed in Konoha?

Throw in a lunatic running around?

At the beginning of the period, Sarutobi thought that the real me had defected, and he even felt a little secretly happy in his heart. However, after confirming that it was after practicing, Sarutobi finally realized clearly that this madman had caused a big disaster.

To this, Sarutobi Hiruzen quickly replied one by one. Uchiha Makoto is a lunatic familiar to everyone in Konoha. His behavior has nothing to do with Konoha Village. Any losses caused by his madness, Uchiha Everyone will pay full compensation, and the Uchiha people who are dealing with the aftermath have already set off. Please be sure not to misunderstand Konoha.

I solemnly state again that Uchiha’s crazy behavior has absolutely nothing to do with Konoha Village, and Konoha Village will not shield him in any way. Our village has sent out ninjas to hunt him down, but he ran too fast. Two of the chasing ninjas injured their lungs, and three of them broke their legs.

In addition to Sarutobi Hiruzen's statement, a mental illness diagnosis certificate issued by Konoha Hospital was also attached.

When the real me ran to the land of the earth, I was able to barely open the fifth door.

Real self was running all the way in front, and a few disciples with fast legs and feet were wiping his butt behind. They kept paying and apologizing all the way, and their waists were almost broken when they bowed.

The Lord didn't leave any other instructions before leaving. Well, I can only maintain my character and pretend to be a good person.

Behind the real me and in front of the three Mihawks who were dealing with the aftermath, the two guys who tried to follow the real me finally had no choice but to accept the fact that they really couldn't catch up!

"This guy ran too fast! He couldn't even catch up with the two of us." said a guy who looked like an aloe vera spirit.

"...He is practicing physical skills. If you guessed correctly, the last time he met us, the physical skills he used were Eight Gate Dunjia." The masked man next to Aloe Essence said coldly.

"Then according to what you say, he is pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?" Aloe Spirit asked doubtfully.

"No, he is a complete lunatic and a lunatic! How can a normal person bump into an old lady without helping her? He doesn't lack that little money!" the masked man said with certainty.

"...Okay, should we continue chasing him? I can't communicate with him at all. I just run away without even hitting him." Aloe Spirit was in a dilemma.

"Hmph, as long as Sasuke is still here, no matter where he goes, he will always come home, right?" the masked man sneered.

"What you said seems to make sense. My legs are getting thin after chasing me all the way."

"Don't be ridiculous, you're not human."

As soon as he finished speaking, the two people had already disappeared.

When the true self was able to open the sixth gate, it had already escaped the scope of the Kingdom of Wind.

Konoha Village, Uchiha Mansion.

"...According to the latest intelligence analysis, Hokage-sama has been feeling restless and angry recently. His purchase of tobacco has tripled, and he has also bought heat-clearing and diuretic medicines. Captain Kakashi has been accused four times for no reason.

Nara Shikaku-sama is suspected of being subjected to domestic violence. He has frequently worked overtime without pay until late at night and has bruises on his face.

Genbu's temporary agent Shanfeng has been extremely active recently. According to the combined intelligence analysis, it seems that some arrangements have been made for the second uncle's outing.

The business volume of Ninja Bank in Konoha has doubled again. According to surveys, many civilian ninjas who live in poverty have a recognition of Ninja Bank. In a sense, it is already equal to that of Lord Hokage.

In addition, the investigations against me have also doubled. Some spies and ninjas suspected of being spies often follow me secretly. One of them was killed by me, Nekomata-sama killed three, and the rest were killed by Shiro and other brothers and sisters. I don’t know. Yes, you moved so fast that even the cats didn’t notice. above. "

Sasuke put down the information book in his hand and sat in front of Shiro, waiting expectantly for Shiro's evaluation of him.

This is the life a ninja should have. In school, it is just a game played by children.

Nekomata is the cat king in the cat ninja castle. He originally rejected the request for employment, but Haku used a Thousand Fish Banquet as a breakthrough to successfully recruit him as Sasuke's guardian beast.

Feast of a Thousand Fishes, an upgraded version of the Feast of a Hundred Fishes. Hundreds of kinds of fish, various cooking methods, Maomata and his cats and grandchildren ate them happily for several days.

"Very good. The reconnaissance mission assigned to you has basically been completed, which is worthy of praise." Bai Rou said.

"Just say no, Brother Xiaobai." Sasuke raised his chin with a chuckle, showing that he would not suppress his desire to do this first.

"Haha... But, you were noticed by the ANBU when you were investigating Hokage-sama. If you were conducting infiltration investigations in other countries, you would have been caught. You don't have to worry about anything from the ANBU. They know that you are learning information. After the reconnaissance work, the ANBU people also praised you through Kakashi." Bai Xiao said with a smile.

"No wonder, after I collected information from those stores, I always felt like someone was staring at me." Sasuke said with some annoyance.

"Master Sasuke has done a good job. After all, Hokage-sama's safety is the top priority in the village. If you, a child, can easily get away with the information, all the ANBU guards from Kakashi on down should commit seppuku." Shiro He said with some comfort.

"Hmph, what's a bad old man like him doing with so many guards? Why don't we let them go on more missions?" Sasuke said angrily, and then muttered in a low voice with a flat mouth: "I'm not a child anymore. Brother Xiaobai is only two years older than me, okay..."

"Master Sasuke, you can't say such rude words. No matter what, you must show due respect to the elders." Shiro scolded with a smile.

"If the second uncle was here, he would definitely go further." Sasuke said with a smile on his face.

"Sama Shinga-sama is a lunatic. Master Sasuke must not imitate him." Xiaobai shook his finger at Sasuke and said softly.

"Okay, I'm sorry, I won't be so rude in the future. But when will the second uncle come back..."

Although Sasuke tried his best to maintain the appearance of a cold young man, he couldn't hide the longing in his eyes.

Bai tilted his head, and after thinking for a moment, he said: "Based on Shinga-sama's route and speed... he should have completed his return in the Kingdom of Wind, and finally, he should return to Konoha via the Kingdom of the Sea."

"The Kingdom of the Sea? The sea is almost everywhere! Is it difficult for my second uncle to swim all the way back from the sea?"

"It's very possible. When Jinga-sama completely let himself go, he was completely beyond the scope of human thinking."

"Wait...Brother Xiaobai, did you just talk about the route?"

"Do you still remember what Jinga-sama said before he left?"

"I don't remember. Although I can understand every word, after putting them together, I can't understand what he was saying at all."

"Haha... one of the sentences is 'I want to show my heart to the world'."

Xiaobai said, dipped his finger in the teacup with some water, and then drew a heart shape on the blank space on the tea table.

"Nani...?"

The ups and downs of the sea were rippled with waves, and along with the sound of waves lapping on the water, there was a burst of heroic singing.

"The sea is blue, the sky is blue, and the sea and sky are connected into a vast expanse. I walked on the waves and saw the seagulls flying. How many times have I gone against the wind? How many times have I stepped on the waves? All I want is to return to my hometown~ high and high~"

On the undulating sea, my true self is like an ancient savage, running at a wild and unruly pace. His hair was disheveled, and his body was wrapped with some kelp and algae. He was holding the remains of an unknown fish in his hand, and took a bite from time to time. A few dolphins who refused to admit defeat followed me for a long time, sometimes swimming quickly in the water, sometimes jumping out of the sea and making bursts of happy sounds, and then got into the sea after splashing a wave.

My true self hardly ever stopped. I would take a nap when I was tired, and then continue running after I fell asleep. I ran all the way and practiced all the way. I was always in this state except for sleeping.

Ran from snowfields to lakes, from lakes over mountains, through vast forests, into sun-scorched deserts, and finally to the endless sea.

When approaching the Kingdom of Fire, I have completely mastered the sixth gate and am moving towards the seventh gate.

Have you encountered any enemies along the way?

Those who had encountered him but couldn't beat him stayed far away. Those who couldn't beat him were so angry that they couldn't catch up with him.

What did you eat along the way?

As long as it basically falls into the category of food and can satisfy the hunger, whatever happens to me will be taken away directly.

Were there times when you couldn't stand it any longer?

Once, when I was walking through the desert of the Kingdom of Wind, I was so hungry that I had only one piece of skin left, and all the original power I had in my body was used to survive.

As for how to handle metabolism while running?

It's best not to delve too deeply into this issue...