Starting from Konoha's exile

At the Uchiha training ground, Xi Yan was practicing swordsmanship with a dark face.

Several days have passed since the apprenticeship ceremony, but she still hasn't gotten out of the huge haze.

She has been snoring since she was a child, but it only occurs during deep sleep. After she became a ninja, she almost never entered a state of deep sleep again.

She knew how terrible her snoring was, and after that day, she always felt like several of her classmates were secretly laughing at her.

By the way, Hammock didn't laugh secretly, but openly laughed at himself, saying that he had absolutely no chance. Master Jingo needs to be very quiet when sleeping. He would also take out a tape recorder from time to time and play the snores recorded that day.

Who would compete with him for the true self, no matter what...the true self is now his master, how can a disciple be with the master? That means social death, but it doesn't matter. I am almost social death now.

Thinking of this, Xiyan couldn't help but secretly look towards Zhenme.

Jinga was exchanging sword skills with Kakashi. The two of them were simply competing in sword skills, and the back and forth was very exciting.

ah! hateful! Why didn't Kakashi learn the lightning slash technique of ninja swordsmanship directly without becoming an apprentice, and the progress was so fast?

"Really, I am ashamed of your talent. You have mastered all the essentials and tips of Hatake Swordsmanship in such a short time. The rest can only be figured out by yourself and mastered in actual combat."

"Famous teachers produce great disciples. It was you who taught me well, Kakashi, hahaha."

"Well, it is true that famous teachers make great disciples. With your help, I feel that my ninja skills have improved by leaps and bounds."

The two exchanged business blows. Kakashi saw that the fire was almost done, took out a short knife and looked at it carefully and said.

"Actually, I rarely use this sword now. I have been sparring with you too much recently, and the short sword left by my father is a bit unbearable, especially since you, the real me, completely suppress me in terms of power. Although this sword It is also made of chakra metal, but the proportion is relatively low, but there are still gaps on the blade, alas...it seems that it will have to be stored in the future."

"Oh? This is my fault. Don't worry. Which of the two brothers is following whom? Leave this matter to me. I didn't learn anything else in the Iron Country, but I am good at swordsmanship. I have spared some time these days. I will help you build a better one. Without the support of chakra weapons, Ninja Swordsmanship will not be able to exert its full strength."

"I'm so embarrassed to have you spend so much money." Kakashi smiled and patted his head.

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, what I lack most in Konoha Village is friends, and what I don't lack most is money. If you can show off your shame and come to me for sex, it shows that you still regard me as a friend, and you may still be the one who suffers." Real me Said with a smile.

"Well, it seems that my acting skills are still slightly inferior to those of me." Kakashi, the free-ticket master, scratched his face and said with a smile.

The mutual learning phase between the two has ended, and the rest can only be slowly polished by oneself. Kakashi returned to ANBU and continued to start his life as 007. Zhenme began to instruct Xiyan in swordsmanship while thinking about the next plan.

I originally planned to find a way to get the Eight Gate Dunjia first, but now my relationship with Kakashi is heating up rapidly. Give him some time, Akai may have a situation with Aiwujiwu, and he will gradually become more fond of himself, but it will be able to Speak slowly.

So, the next goal is soft boxing.

However, before contacting the Hinata family, he had to catch up on the work of perfecting and expanding the eyes-closing technique.

"Hey, as a master, can you be more serious about teaching your disciples?"

After Xi Yan finished speaking, she jumped away. She was still waving her sword in the air, and Xi Yan crossed her hands in anger.

"Dear disciple! Where did you learn this ghostly movement technique? I didn't even notice at all." I pretended to be surprised, still waving the sword in my hand.

"Hey hey hey, can you stop?"

"I can't stop at all. It seems that I have a disease that means I will die if I stop swinging the sword. No, I have to hurry up and go to Erzhu to explain my funeral. Oh, God is jealous of the talent. Han Maoke , you come to be Xi Yan’s sparring partner!”

"Lord True Me, are you going to ask me to come to bed with you?" Han Maoke suddenly appeared in front of True Me, hugged his legs, and rubbed his face against his legs crazily.

"Ninja Technique! Great Escape Technique!"

After the white smoke dissipated, Han Maoke smashed the wooden stake in his hand on the ground and said grimly to Xi Yan: "Come on, let's have a battle full of friendship between teachers and sects."

Xi Yan couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

When the real me came out of the secret room, the sun was almost setting.

In the small training ground at home, Sasuke was teaching Naruto how to use shuriken.

"Do you have eyes? Are you blind? Why can you miss the target at a distance of three meters!"

Sasuke felt that his whole body was cracking. As a young genius, it was really difficult for him to understand how he could throw shuriken at such a close distance and still miss the target.

"Well, Sasuke-kun, don't be angry, I will work harder." Naruto scratched the back of his head and said with a smile.

"Go forward one more meter, and you must not miss the target this time!"

"Okay! Come on! Naruto!"

Naruto shouted to encourage himself, and the shuriken came out in response, but after a quick glance, the target was still empty.

The two of them turned to look, and saw that Mame was sitting on the sidelines holding a scroll and muttering to himself, with the shuriken that Naruto had just thrown stuck in his head.

Sasuke and Naruto's souls suddenly appeared, and they crept away from the training ground against the wall.

"We have found four similarities between the caged bird and the eye-closing technique. The key difficulty is...well, is it raining?"

"Ale? Why is there a shuriken stuck in my head!"

"Report to my lord, it was Naruto and Master Sasuke who did it!" Ming Ge, the loser who was serving on the side, immediately betrayed the two of them.

"Okay, okay, I think I, Uchiha, have a great reputation for a lifetime, but I actually raised two white-eyed wolves who are intent on harming me, and they take advantage of the family law!"

Carrying a mace weighing two hundred kilograms, I looked around the house for Sasuke and Naruto.

"One Ear, have you seen those two bastards?"

The grizzly bear, which was leaning against the wall to bask in the sun, shook its head with one ear, indicating that it had not seen anything.

"Afraid of crime and absconded? Hum, I'm sorry you two little monkeys can't escape from my Wuzhishan." I muttered and walked away.

"Ouch."

Upon hearing the signal from one ear, two small heads stretched out from behind it.

"You're a big guy and you're very loyal. I'll catch fish for you next time."

"Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch..." (My lord, it's none of my business. Master Sasuke just touched my butt with a shuriken.)

"Haha, so interesting, Sasuke, what is he talking about?"

"I don't know. Only brother Sand Crocodile and second uncle in the family can understand One Ear."

This grizzly bear, whose ear was ripped off by True Self, has been staying here ever since it was sent to True Self's home by the ninjas in the mission hall. As the overlord of the forest, the grizzly bear originally planned to recover from his injuries and leave, but the food here was so good that the dignity of the ferocious beast was long ago thrown away, so An Xin became a pet.

"It's saying that the souls of those who seek their lives are already behind you..."

A big head full of blood with a shuriken on its forehead suddenly hung upside down in front of the two of them.

"Wow!!!!"

The two little guys were so frightened that they almost died suddenly on the spot.

In the soup pond at Uchiha's house.

Two little boys with bruises and swollen faces, one was rubbing my legs and the other was rubbing my back.

"Be serious!"

"Yes!"

One ear is practicing breaststroke in the spring.

Brother Ming opened a gambling game and was shaking the dice, while several gambling dogs around him were yelling.

Xiaobai and Kakashi, who came to visit, were playing chess in bathrobes.

Han Maok, who had failed in the surprise attack, was already tied tightly, and then he was held on Mihawk's shoulders and walked out.

Deep underground, a White Zetsu used the Mayfly Technique to sneak into the vicinity of the Uchiha mansion and unknowingly triggered some kind of early warning ninjutsu. Immediately afterwards, a huge strong earth insect suddenly appeared and swallowed Bai Jue in one gulp.