Starting from Konoha's exile

"It's really hard work, but the crazy boss is right. The wealth created through one's own labor will make people more satisfied."

Kakuzu was pulling a two-wheeled cart with more than ten corpses tied tightly with ropes. These are the bounty hunters who have recently sneaked into Konoha Village, but while they are bounty hunters, they are also on the bounty order.

You don't need to run faster than the prey, just get rid of other hunters chasing the prey first. Sooner or later, the prey will fall into the trap.

The body was sealed with a scroll? Doesn't it cost money to seal the scroll? Are you kidding me?

Is it hard and embarrassing to drag the body around like this? As long as it can create wealth, why should it be embarrassing? If you don't work hard just lying at home, can you make money?

"A good dog stays out of the way. The parking space behind me is full, and your bounty isn't too high. If you don't know what's going on, I don't recommend giving you a ticket."

Kakuzu stopped at the door of a very abrupt public toilet and threatened an Earth Country ninja who was blocking the way.

Bang!

A burst of white smoke dissipated, and I stared at Kakuzu for a long time, then looked at the pile of corpses on the cart.

"You intercepted all the bounty hunters who came to assassinate Danzo?"

"Uh... this, this... I have recently contracted some occupational diseases due to sitting for a long time. My shoulders and neck feel very uncomfortable. The little doctor Xiang Lu suggested that I move more, so I went out for a walk, and happened to meet some strange people. Those who are open-minded can make some extra money."

Kakuzu's green eyes rolled, and he smiled and gave what he thought was a reasonable explanation.

"...You have traveled too far. The Kingdom of Darkness cannot be reached by just walking around from Konoha."

"Hehehe... the weather is nice today." Kakuzu is a bit stupid, otherwise he wouldn't have described his battle with Senju Hashirama so simply.

"Since you want to do some activities, then follow me to the Kingdom of Thunder." I shook my head, feeling a little helpless towards this old money man.

"Uh...I'm really sorry, boss. I have to go back to the headquarters after I exchange the bounty, and there are still a lot of financial statements that I need to approve."

"Do you still want the year-end bonus?"

"Isn't this reasonable? Is this a person who abandons public service for personal reasons?"

"Double!"

"Give me a few minutes to change the bounty, it will be done soon, very soon."

Kakuzu quickly pulled the trolley and rushed into the toilet.

I was really afraid that this old money fanatic had escaped, and after changing his appearance, he also followed him into the bounty exchange in the toilet. Kakuzu was there counting the money with a smile on his face, and from time to time his fingers would be dipped in saliva. Real Me was bored and flipping through the bounty orders to pass the time, flipping through them. I found a invalid but extremely high reward order with my face clearly printed on it.

Really, his face was livid, and he secretly called the trader named Xu aside to whisper.

On the way to the Land of Thunder, Makoto suddenly stopped, pointed at Kakuzu and cursed loudly.

"You evil-minded maggot, I support you with four-year subsidies and the highest bonuses every year in vain. My pension is going to eat up all my money. You fucking want to trade my head for a bounty?"

Kakuzu squatted on the ground, slumped his shoulders, and said helplessly and ashamedly: "I don't want to, but they gave me too much! I couldn't hold it back and I became obsessed. Hey..."

"Are you tired of living this old thing? Others don't understand my methods. Are you suffering from a lack of food or something?" I was so angry that my blood pressure went up.

"Let's try it. In fact, I want to play a double act with you, boss. After I exchange you for the bounty, won't it be easy to escape with your ability?"

"You'd better pray that my bounty doesn't get higher in the future, otherwise I'll execute you on the spot first and save you from being unable to sleep at night."

"...Is it okay for you to threaten me like this, an old ninja who is over a hundred years old? This is not good. It is beneath your dignity as a boss."

"Go away you idiot!"

"I have five hearts, so I have five mummies. Which one are you greeting?"

Five days later, Cloud Shadow Village issued a diplomatic challenge to Konoha Village on the grounds that Konoha had killed its own ninjas, demanding the return of all surviving Kumo ninjas and their corpses, and the handover of the Uchiha true self to apologize and pay a large amount of compensation. and threatened to declare war.

If Uchiha True Self hadn't been mentioned in this matter, the Sandaime might have gritted his teeth and really agreed. It's not like he had never done such a cowardly thing before.

But it was about a lunatic like Makoto, and the two sides were in the honeymoon period, so the Sandaime became tougher than ever before. In addition to returning the living and dead ninjas of Kumo ninja, he refused to agree to any other conditions.

The higher-ups and daimyo thought that a war was going to break out with Kumo Ninja, but unexpectedly, Kumo Ninja agreed!

I thought it was me, Okonoha, who finally stood up! As a result, news came a few days later that two mysterious ninjas from the Kingdom of Earth invaded the Kingdom of Thunder and made a big fuss in Cloud Shadow Village.

The identity of these two ninjas is unknown, but they are very powerful.

The Yondaime Kumokage finally repelled the two mysterious ninjas and cut off an arm of one of them, but he himself was beaten hard by the one-armed ninja and had two front teeth knocked out.

The Yondaime was so furious about this that he almost demolished the Cloud Shadow Building, and then issued a public statement that he had accidentally demolished it. But except for the people from the Kingdom of Thunder, no one believed it. It should be said that they didn't want to believe it. This bully had finally made an embarrassment, so he must write it down in the yearbook.

All the elite ninjas in Cloud Shadow were mobilized to search around for the whereabouts of these two people. At this time, they no longer cared about Konoha Village.

Sarutobi immediately thought of Maya, and after sending someone to inquire, sure enough, Maya had recently taken on an outing mission, and had shaken off the Anbu's tail.

Lord Hokage showed a smile that was true. Sarutobi said that he had seen many such ninjas.

After I, the wandering child, find my "home", I will definitely cherish the existence of "home" more than anyone else. Whoever dares to disturb the peace of the village will meet the wrath of this madman. What's more, Zhenwo is obviously a person who protects his calf. Yunying injured his subordinate, and he will definitely not just let it go.

Since his identity was not exposed, Sarutobi was happy to see this.

However, Sarutobi was a little frightened by the powerful foreign aid of the real self. Who is the fourth generation Raikage, who can actually have his front teeth knocked out? If he faced me... the outcome would probably be 50-50.

Fortunately, the powerful foreign aid's strength will be greatly reduced if one of his arms is removed by Raikage. Well, I've been paying attention to the powerful one-armed ninja recently to see if I can find out something.

"Loss-losing deal! Loss-losing deal! This time I actually lost three hearts. The Kingdom of Thunder is really hiding dragons and crouching tigers. I knew there would be no good in following this crazy boss like you." Kakuzu's ninja uniform was in tatters and he was facing the real me. complain.

"Okay, okay, don't act like an old lady in the deep palace. Do you think I didn't see you secretly steal the heart of that Thunder Release Jonin? That heart is at least worth the three you had before, and the other two I'll give you a month's leave, and arrange two teams of thugs for you to get two better ones.

As long as you don't go to the Land of Rain and Sound Ninja Village, and don't provoke Kage-level ninjas, you can go anywhere else you like, but of course you are not allowed to come to Konoha Village again. Your core motivation should have been updated a long time ago. If you don't improve it, my second nephew will be able to press you to the ground and rub you in a few years. "

"Hey! Boss, can you give me some face? After all, I was also with Qianju back then..."

"Don't brag. Others don't know. I don't know about your shameful things. I'm eight hundred miles away..."

"Ahem, boss, let's just say goodbye. I have to rush back to approve this month's financial statements. Farewell."

Jiao didn't even give the true self a chance to bury himself, and just ran away.

After Kakuzu left, Jinga used perception ninjutsu to spread the chakra. After confirming that no one was around, he sat on the ground with his legs crossed. After running the chakra, the three magatama sharingan in my left eye turned into a kaleidoscope, and the pupil was like an ∞-shaped ouroboros. After the ouroboros in the pupil swam away for a while, the original broken The arm has become as good as before.

Jinga stood up and moved his arms, performed the transformation surgery on himself again, and headed towards Konoha.