Starting from Konoha's exile

Konoha Village Mission Hall

"What? It's not the mission target? Can you take a good look at it for me? It's obviously exactly the same."

I stepped on the table with one big hairy leg, grabbed the commissioned business ninja by the collar with one hand, pulled him from across the table to his face, sprayed spit on his face, pointed at a grizzly bear with a bruised nose and swollen face and asked road.

"Someone come and save me..." The entrusted ninja was held in the hands of the true self like noodles, and he made a small cry for help.

The butler who came to deliver the commission fee had already fainted from fear, and several ninjas were trying to save him from those who were holding him.

"What's the matter? I just gained a little weight after going out for a few days to improve my diet. Look, the decorations on my head are exactly the same."

The ninja I held in my hands had already passed away.

"Hey! Hey! Don't pretend to be dead for me! Huh? It seems like your heartbeat has stopped..." I let go and left the ninja, spread my hands, and said: "This is none of my business, don't think about it. If you can touch porcelain, I am the ancestor when it comes to blackmailing people."

"Ono-kun! Cheer up!" Several ninjas picked up the unconscious ninja and shouted.

Real self walked up to the huge grizzly bear with only one ear and kicked the bear in the butt.

"You fucking screamed twice! How did I teach you on the road?"

The grizzly bear shed tears, endured the humiliation, gathered all the anger in his throat, and let out a roar that is a miracle in the animal world.

"Mao aw~~~~"

"Pronunciation! Pronunciation! How many times have I taught you, and why have you forgotten it again?" I said, grabbing the grizzly bear's only ear, and slapped it on several big mouths.

"Mi aw~~~~~" The grizzly bear couldn't stand the beating anymore, and the cry finally satisfied me.

"Look, as you can see, this is the cat, it's just a little fatter. Whoever it is, hurry up and finish the task for me."

Everyone in the mission hall had their eyes dropped to the ground. The real devil really lived up to his reputation. This little house-sized beast had a reputation in the forest outside the village. Normal genin who saw it usually couldn't get enough of it, but they didn't expect it to be reduced to this, and they even felt a little sad for it.

"My Lord, you left this cat cage when you passed by the door of your house. Boss Bai asked me to bring it to you."

Mihawk appeared in the mission hall, handed the cage containing the cat to Zhenme, and then hurried away. He still had to find the missing Xiao Ming.

After taking the cage, I looked at it, was stunned for a few seconds, and then laughed.

"Well, I saw that the atmosphere was rather stiff just now, so I performed a comedy show about animal taming for everyone. Please don't misunderstand me. This little cutie is actually my performance assistant, called... One Ear, One Ear, here to give Everyone bows."

Real self said, looking at the grizzly bear suspiciously.

"Mi Ao. Mi Ao." The grizzly bear stood up and put his hands together in a bowing gesture.

"Ahem, um...since the mission is over, I won't disturb everyone anymore. I'll take my leave."

A burst of white smoke drifted past, and the true self disappeared in place.

People in the mission hall looked at each other.

"By the way, does his second uncle have to be responsible for repairing the hole in the wall..."

"How about you go find him?"

"Ah, I haven't been sleeping well recently, and my memory is very poor. I can't remember what I said one second ago, the next second, hehehe..."

"Oh, by the way, what should I do with this guy?"

The two ninjas and the grizzly bear looked at each other and sighed involuntarily.

The new Uchiha clan house.

"Is this the filial son that Lord Shinga calls him? He certainly doesn't look like a human being."

Jinga and several Shichibukai were studying Bai Zetsu's body in the secret room.

"This is just the cannon fodder White Zetsu. There are also Uzumaki White Zetsu and furry White Zetsu. In short, they should be spore people. Their attack power is only at the genin level, but the detection ability and some other strange ninjutsu are really not easy to deal with. , it’s a pity that he met me, hum.”

Zhenme's drunkenness has dissipated now, but he told several subordinates about what happened just now and said that he was broken.

"Of course, no one can escape from the clutches of the true self. It is his honor to die in the hands of the true self."

"Brother Ming, your flattery skills are a bit rusty. If you don't make any progress, I'll have to consider letting you go."

"Uh... I will definitely work harder to achieve the kind of 'invisible fart' that is both satisfying and not embarrassing as required by the true self." Brother Ming vowed.

"Fat Bear, I'll leave the preliminary research on the corpses to you. Save some for now. If you catch a few more, you can spend more money."

"I'm sorry... Jinga-sama, I have caused you trouble." Xiong carefully wiped his sweat and said.

"Sir Jinga, Boss Bai is back with Master Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto." Moria, who was in charge of security, appeared at the door.

"Fat Bear, put the body into the scroll first. Brother Ming, hurry up and complete the construction of the secret room. I have been working hard recently. Since Bai Ze appears in the forest near Konoha, it means that he has been in Konoha Village before. Yes, but I didn't notice it at the time.

Sand crocodile, after the secret room is completed, immediately arrange a few of your burrowing beasts underground and set up more traps. Goodbye, I'm going into my kind old dad mode. "

"Yes!" Several people took the order and left.

When I arrived at the door of the house, I could already see the three figures of Sasuke in my vision.

"Uncle! We're back." Sasuke had already opened his eyes, and his vision was much better than Naruto's. He was the first to see his true self waiting for them at the door, and waved and shouted from a distance.

"Oh? He's really a crazy uncle. Sasuke, you have such good eyesight." Naruto put his hands on the awning and looked around, and said to Sasuke with some admiration.

"Hmph, the noble blood eye is not something that a low-ranking person like you can have." Sasuke mocked.

"Hmph! You bastard, although you are right, I don't have the Sharingan, but you said one thing wrong. I am no longer the last person. The last place in this exam is Choji, hahahaha ..." Naruto put his finger on his waist and laughed contentedly.

"Oh my god, is it worth being happy to be second to last..." Sasuke said speechlessly, covering his forehead.

The relationship between Sasuke and Naruto has improved a lot. Although the two of them still fight each other after investigation, it is obvious that they have become good friends, but they are just too stubborn to admit it.

The relationship between the two people quickly heated up because of Sasuke's words. He told Naruto that he also wanted to be Hokage, so stop daydreaming like a loser.

Naruto was clamoring for a duel, but he was actually very happy. Not only was he not angry because Sasuke had become a competitor, but he felt that Sasuke recognized him, and the two had many common topics after they had the same goal.

The news that Sasuke was determined to become Hokage also reached Sarutobi's ears. When Sasuke's words, "When I become Hokage, I must change people's views on Uchiha and make Konoha Village more prosperous," it reached Sarutobi's ears. While inside, the elderly village chief couldn't help bursting into tears. Long live the Will of Fire!

"Crazy uncle! Crazy uncle! Look, I caught several fish, using the principle of light you taught me... In short, I can catch a fish in one go this time, hahaha , is it powerful?"

Naruto jumped up and raised the fish cage and handed it to the true self to praise him.

"You just caught two, okay? I caught the rest." Seeing that Naruto wanted to take all the credit, Sasuke interjected, but realizing something was wrong, he quickly added: "We have completed the training mission I just went to catch fish, Brother Xiaobai can testify."

"Yes, Jinga-sama, and both of them have made obvious progress today." Xiaobai said with a smile, and found that Naruto was looking at him expectantly, smiled, and then said: "And Naruto-kun has already I am no longer the last in the first grade, and I have improved in this exam."

"Hahaha, of course. I just didn't pay much attention to it before. I will make progress in the future and one day I will become Hokage."

Real Self did not arrange any high-intensity training for the two of them, but only made the basic training more diverse and detailed.

Sasuke didn't have any problems during the training process, but Naruto's theoretical knowledge was relatively poor. Coupled with the sealing technique in his body, it was extremely difficult for his chakra to stabilize, making it very difficult to learn.

Fortunately, Shiro's patience may be the best in the entire ninja world. Under his careful guidance, Naruto has also improved significantly.

Naruto has been in a state of malnutrition all year round. Even though his body is not growing well, his brain development is also somewhat worrying. Therefore, in terms of taijutsu, ninjutsu, and theoretical knowledge, if Naruto wants to catch up with Sasuke, he will probably have to stay behind.

Like Sasuke, Naruto's plug-ins have also not been paid. Although Naruto is lagging behind in every aspect, as the biological son of the world's will, he still has a hang-up pet of the world's will hidden in his belly. Once the plot starts to advance, Sasuke will The adopted son of this world’s will must give up his C position.

However, if you want to make special arrangements, it still depends on whether I, the second uncle from a black family, agrees.

"Well, come and enjoy the fruits of your labor tonight."

"Great! Brother Xiaobai, let's go to the kitchen and I'll help you shave the fish scales."

"Hmph, you stupid foodie."

A few people walked into the house chatting and laughing. Before entering the door, I glanced at the ANBU who was watching in the dark, twisted his lips, and asked someone to close the door.

At the border of the Kingdom of Fire, Xiao Ming walked far away in the direction where the handle of the knife fell.

When he was sitting on the side of the road to rest in despair, he unexpectedly found a familiar figure walking past. He stood up happily and said to the visitor with some embarrassment.

"Director Kakuzu, why are you always here? I...I'm lost. Can you..."

"Well... the money spent on the hotel along the way... so much, food expenses... two pairs of worn-out shoes... and a bounty on two heads..."

Kakuzu was dialing the abacus quickly in his hand, and was mumbling as he walked, completely unaware of Uchiha Akira on the roadside.