Dragon Ball Kakarot is my brother

"Kaiou-sama, please teach us martial arts~"

Wukong clasped his hands together and bowed to the little orangutan Babrus again.In the sky, Kakaros has already bent over with laughter.

"Aww~" Babrus actually stretched out his black furry arms, turned his palms to the sky, tilted his body's center of gravity to the right, raised his right foot, and the force of his left foot drove his whole body up and down.

"Eh?" Wukong was stunned by Babulus' action.And at the moment when Wukong was stunned, Babulus had already briskly switched between the force-bearing movement of his right foot and the lifting of his left foot.

While doing funny moves, Babrus yelled "Oooooo" at Wukong.

"Um..." Wukong looked at Babulus doubtfully and said, "Do you want me to follow suit?"

After Wukong said these words, Kakaros in the sky became energetic and stared at Wukong on the ground, thinking: It's coming!coming soon!

After Wukong finished speaking, Babulus danced even more happily~

Just when Goku was interacting with Babrus, Karkaros in the sky suddenly felt something approaching him. He turned around quickly and found a short and fat figure with tentacles on his head. He was wearing a black coat to cover his whole body, only revealing A man wearing a pair of toe shoes; wearing long red sleeves with the cuffs rolled up to his wrists; with icy blue skin and a pair of sunglasses on his chubby face, appeared behind him.

The huge word "Kaiou" was embroidered in the center of the black coat, which already showed the identity of the visitor - it was the North Kaio.

"Hello." Kaiou looked at Karkaros through his black disc sunglasses and spoke first. "I felt an unusual force approaching Kaiou from a distance! I guess the owner of that force is you, right?"

Wow~!Kakaros was a long-time Dragon Ball fan in his previous life, so he was a little excited to see the cute King of Kai!This is what I thought in my mind: Kaioh in Dragon Ball!Real person... No, real god~ By the way, is the Kaio in Dragon Ball considered a god?forget...

Motivated by the impulse to rush up and hug the idol when he saw it, Kakaros approached the Kaio.Just when he was about to reach out and hug the King of Kai, blue light particles from the system suddenly appeared, causing Karkaros to calm down instantly...

"I...my day..."

After slandering Azu for a while, Kakaros looked at the Kaio and said, "You must be the Kaio-sama! I came here to practice and make myself stronger. I hope you can teach me~"

After listening to Kakaros's words, the tentacles on Kaiou's head turned from the back to the front, swaying slightly up and down towards Kakaros.After a while, Kaiou put away his tentacles and said to Kakaros: "Well...you can't feel evil in your heart...it's not impossible to teach you...it's just..."

When Kakaros heard the Kaio say that he was not evil, he felt relieved.

He slaughtered an entire planet!

So as long as you kill people in order to complete the tasks issued by the system, you can use force and it is not considered evil~

Just as he was thinking about it, Kakaros saw the Kaio looking at the ground with a troubled expression on his face.

"What...what happened? Lord Kaio?" Kakaros asked cautiously.

"Do you know the idiot below who is imitating my Babulus moves?" Looking back, Kaiou said.

"Um...that...that's my brother...he hit his head when he was a child...so his brain is a little bit hard..." Karkaros scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Huh? Are you two together?" Kaiou asked without paying attention.

On the ground, Wukong imitated Babrus's movements and followed Babrus with difficulty.As he walked, he waved his arms and yelled "Oooooo".

"My brother... made you laugh..." Kakaros raised his head, covered his eyes with his hands, and smiled awkwardly.

"Oh~ That's right! Your brother is such an interesting person!" Kaio looked at Kakalos and then at Goku on the ground, "Let's go down!"

After saying that, Kakaros followed the Kaio to the ground.Unlike Goku, 10 times the gravity puts no pressure on Karkaros, who grew up on the planet Darkness.

"What are you doing?" King Kai looked at Wukong who was still imitating Babulus and yelled.

"Huh? Uh..." Goku kept his funny movements and turned his head to look at the Kaio and Kakaros who was standing behind the Kaio.

"Brother...you...are so inferior...hahahahaha!" Kakaros couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed loudly.He immediately pointed to the Kaioh in front of him and said to Wukong: "This is the real one..."

"Hey!" Kaio interrupted Kakaros, "Don't say it! I'll do it~ I'll do it~"

Kaio put his hands behind his back, as if he were a martial arts master, and said to Wukong: "Me? I am..."

Before he finished speaking, Kaiou slid around on the ground with light steps, scratched his buttocks with his hands, and said "Uh-huh, uh-huh" in his mouth again, his brows furrowed into the character "Sichuan", "Ouch ~Ouch~ Kaio! I am Kaio!" (Refer to Japanese pronunciation)

Looking at Goku with his arms folded, Kaio said his name.

"This... the king of cold jokes... almost forgot..." Kakalos, who was standing by, was confused and thought to himself.

"Ah——!!!" After hearing the King of Kai's self-introduction, Wukong was shocked. He immediately looked at Babulus who was still jumping around and said, "Then it is...?"

"It's my pet Babrus~" Kaio smiled.

"What~" A blush appeared on Wukong's embarrassed face, "No wonder I always feel something is wrong~" Then he looked at Kakaros with a complaining look, "Kakalos, don't remind me~"

Hearing Wukong's words, Kakaros crossed his arms and looked around, whistling in his mouth, pretending not to hear.

"I don't think it's you who's doing something wrong~" Kaiou flashed his sunglasses and continued: "Let's not talk about it anymore...don't you think the joke just now is funny?"

"..." Kakaros said nothing.

"Ah? What kind of joke?" Wukong was also confused, blinking and looking at Kaiou.

"You...were you too nervous to notice? It's really hopeless! Then I'll tell you a special joke~" After hearing Goku's words, the King of Kai smiled helplessly, without realizing it at all. The cold joke I just told was too cold.

"Ring~ring~! Kaiou imitated the sound of the phone ringing, and then made a gesture of answering the phone, "Hello?Hello?Ah, no one is talking on the other side of the phone?Uh-huh~”

After Kaiou finished speaking, he immediately covered his mouth and laughed.

"???" Goku and Karkaros were still looking at the Kaio blankly, and the Kaio was already intoxicated by his own performance!

"Hahaha! This is a great joke!" Kaiou smiled and bent over, saying

"Ah? What kind of joke?" Wukong tilted his head and asked strangely with a smile on his face.

"This..." A drop of sweat dripped from Kaiou's forehead, he straightened up and looked at Wukong, his expression returned to seriousness, "What on earth are you doing here?"

Then, Kaio looked at Kakaros and said, "And you, don't you think my jokes are funny too? We are really brothers!"

"Ah...this...that..." Kakaros didn't know how to answer, your joke...no...is this a joke?

Just when Kakaros was thinking hard about how to answer so as not to embarrass Kaiou, Wukong spoke up, and only heard Wukong say: "We want to ask Kaiou-sama to teach us how to practice!"

"Practice? Get back here right away!" King Kai roared after hearing this, and then gesticulated with his fists, saying: "You guys can't laugh after hearing such a funny joke! That's too bad! I don't teach without humor. Sensational person!"

After saying that, Kaio turned his back and ignored Wukong.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Hahahaha! So that's the meaning of the joke! It's so funny!"

As soon as Kaiou finished speaking, Goku and Karkaros burst out laughing.Kakaros went even further and started rolling on the ground.

"It's so funny! Hahaha! As expected of Lord Kaio! Hahaha! This is the first time I heard such a funny joke! Haha!" Wukong was not to be outdone and started laughing nonsense.

"Hehe, right~" The King of Kai turned around and looked at the two brothers with a smile. "Your reaction is really slow~"

"Then can you teach us how to practice?" Wukong asked excitedly.

"Practice? Of course that's no problem, but you need to pass the test~ Everyone tell me a joke! As long as I laugh, you will pass!" Kaioh said with a smile.

"Hey! It's coming, it's coming!" Kakaros stepped forward and said to Wukong: "I'm the best at telling jokes!! Where are you, brother?"

"Huh? You want me to tell a joke!!!" Wukong's eyes widened with shock on his face.

"Humph, are you scared? You see, your brother is bound to win!" Kaioh said, and then said to Karkaros: "Normal jokes can't make me laugh!"

"As long as you laugh, that's all!" Kakaros smiled slyly and thought to himself: I made a lot of jokes in my previous life!I can make your Kaio-sama laugh to death!

Thinking of this, Karkaros pretended to think about it and said loudly: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch!"

Then, Kakaros looked at the Kaio calmly.

"???" The King of Kai waited for a while and found that Kakaros had stopped talking, so he said: "Keep talking! Where's the next one?"

"No - no more - no more down there!"

"Ah..." Kaiou reacted immediately, his body trembled as if he had been electrocuted, his face turned red, and he laughed and lay on the ground, his hands and feet dancing wildly.

"Hahahaha! It's so funny! Hahahaha! Ahhahaha!" Kaio turned over and got up, holding his stomach that hurt from laughing, and looked at Kakaros: "I really do have you, you are a joke teller, right? ! You passed!"

"Wow! Karkaros, you are so awesome! Ahhh, I have to think of a joke too!" Seeing that his brother passed the test, Wukong clenched his fists and racked his brains to think of a joke.

Wukong still didn't tell the joke. The Kaio smiled evilly and said with his hands behind his back: "It seems that you have no choice, so just give up. Go back and I can only teach your brother."

"The quilt...the quilt flew away!" As soon as Kaio finished speaking, Wukong suddenly shouted.

"Ah! The quilt flew away!" After hearing these words, Kaiwang's body suddenly stiffened, then turned away, covered his mouth and snickered.

Seeing that the King of Kai was holding back his laughter, Wukong said happily: "It's still a little bit close!" Then he took advantage of the victory and continued: "Cat... the cat is asleep!"

"Ah!" Kaio couldn't bear it any longer this time. His fat body bowed down, covering his mouth, and his fat face turned red.

"The pencil...the pencil is bald!"

"Hahahaha! Hahahaha!" The King of Kai laughed so hard that he burst into tears!

"You laughed! Lord Kaio!" Wukong walked forward excitedly and said.

"This...???" Karkaros was stunned by Goku's joke and Kaio's reaction.Kaio's laugh point... is outrageously low!

He took out a handkerchief from his arms and wiped some of his tears from laughter. Kaiou turned his back and said to Wukong, with his smile still on his face: "You are not an ordinary person! You and your brother are both professionals!"

As if he had made up his mind, Kaiou returned to his master's appearance and said, "Okay! Then I will guide you in your practice!"

"Great!" Wukong was as happy as a child, and then said to Kakaros: "Kakaros, I will beat you in this training!"

"Hehe, I won't be left behind, brother!" Karkaros also looked at Wukong and smiled.