(One Piece) I am Sanji

The abbot threw the money of the three idiots into the merit box under the eyes of Lin Ba and the second bald man, who were hiding from the green light.Then the abbot lit a stick of incense and handed it to the three fools.

"Buddha...Buddha...Please eat...be delicious..." The three fools stammered, and respectfully inserted the offering incense into the incense burner with both hands at the same time.

The abbot couldn't help laughing. He must have said that when he offered incense to the Buddha for the first time, he invited the Buddha to enjoy it.After thinking about it, the abbot felt that there was nothing wrong with it. The incense was indeed for the Buddha, and he was right.

"I don't know the two of you... Do you want to offer a stick of incense to the Buddha? Maybe the Buddha will bless you..." Seeing a big bill in the merit box, the abbot couldn't help but feel moved, strike while the iron is hot. Zhang, there is another 400 yuan in it.

"Bulk, I don't believe in Buddhism." Lin Badao was a little annoyed, and pointed at the three idiots. "And I'm not a fool!"

Then Lin Ba thought of the fairy water that was rumored in the village, and couldn't help but move, "Old man Lin said, what kind of fairy water do you have here, you can drink it to make you feel comfortable, bring it here quickly, and let me drink it!"

The abbot frowned slightly, this Lin Badao really didn't know what to do, he didn't say anything if he didn't offer incense, he just wanted to drink spiritual water, and most importantly, his mouth still stinks.

"The host please keep calm and don't destroy the image of Buddhism. There is a saying that anger is the root of all evil... You just treat him as a fart, just let him go..." Just when the abbot volcano was about to erupt, the system's voice successfully stopped he.

So the abbot still kept his expression neither angry nor angry, and said to Lin Badao, "I'm sorry benefactor, this temple does not provide drinking water."

"Hehe, Monk smelly, you are quite courageous, are you telling me again?" Erbald shouted, rolling up his sleeves.

"As the master of a monastery, the host cannot be moved by the precept of obscenity, and cannot be subdued by might." As the saying goes, a good man does not suffer immediate losses. Just when the abbot was about to give in, a systematic voice sounded in his head.

"System, if you have one, try it..." The abbot's breath stopped, this system is completely the one who kills people without paying for their lives.

"Sorry, this system doesn't have one!" The system said without integrity.

"..." The abbot was speechless for a moment.

"Actually, you don't have to worry. Now that someone is bullying you, how can you fall into my Buddhist reputation. Therefore, this system shows mercy and allows you to actively use the Iron Head Kungfu for 10 minutes."

"Really?" the abbot asked in disbelief.

"really!"

"Well, since that's the case..." The abbot felt a little excited when he got the affirmative answer. "Again, it's still the same, the temple does not provide drinking water."

"Damn it!" Lin Ba nodded to the second bald man, only to see the second bald man cursed angrily, and threw his fist at the abbot's face.

"Okay... let's play... play a game!" The three fools shouted when they saw this, clapping their hands continuously,

When the abbot saw it, his heart burned with anger, just as the saying goes, the Buddha is also angry. "Want to disfigure me?"

Seeing that the second bald man was about to hit the abbot's face with his fist, the abbot directly lowered his head, and pointed it at him with his big bald head.

The second bald man was startled, "Could it be that this monk wants to die?" Fighting with his forehead and fists, it would be ugly to die without thinking about it.The second bald boy was so frightened that he quickly stopped, but it was too late. "I can't hold it anymore, bald donkey, you're out of luck!"

"Crack..."

"what……"

Hearing a crisp sound, the second bald man hurriedly clutched his right hand, watching the abbot rubbing his big head unharmed, feeling horrified. "Iron head skills? Is there really iron head skills?"

Lin Badao was also taken aback, the abbot was not blown away as he imagined, but the second bald man was holding his right hand, "Second bald man, what's wrong with you?"

"Let's go, let's go..." Before he had time to say more, Erbald endured the pain and dragged Lin Badao to flee outside the temple.

"Ding... Successfully defending the dignity of Buddhism, reward the Buddhist buildings with a lucky draw." As soon as Er Tuzi and Lin Badao left the monastery, a systematic voice sounded in the abbot's head.

The abbot asked with some doubts, "Architectural lottery? Could it be possible to expand the temple?"

"There is no misunderstood, it includes the expansion of new buildings, as well as the upgrading of old buildings, the most powerful thing is to bless the building with Buddhism."

The abbot was a little speechless, "Blessed by Buddhism? Does it mean that it can ward off evil spirits?"

"More than that, the secret is to wait for the host to find out by himself." According to the past urine behavior, the system will not answer such questions.

"Okay, let me draw a lottery!" The abbot didn't bother to argue with the system, it might as well be a lottery.

Following the abbot's words, a huge compass was formed in his mind. The roulette still continued the previous pattern, with nine grids and only six items, but this time they were all replaced by buildings.The abbot roughly took a look, one meditation room, one guest courtyard, one Buddha statue, one building blessing, and two building upgrades.What the abbot paid more attention to was the meditation room or the guest courtyard, and the others were of little use.

"The lottery draw begins..." After viewing the prizes, the abbot said directly in his heart, only to see the pointer on the roulette spinning continuously, and finally the pointer finally stopped amidst the sound of him praying to God and worshiping Buddha.

"Ding... Congratulations to the host for getting any building upgrade once."

"Oh, well, it's better than not getting any." The abbot sighed, and then asked again. "What is the use of upgrading buildings?"

"The space can be expanded. For example, one monk's house can be converted into two rooms, the area of ​​the Buddhist hall can be increased by half, the kitchen can have an extra stove, and the toilet can have an extra pit."

"Uh... well, I'm so convinced that there is an extra hole in the toilet." The abbot thought with black lines all over his head.

"I'll go..." Suddenly, the three idiots, who were curious about the baby's appearance, stretched out a finger and poked him on the head, startling the abbot. "What are you doing?"

"Wow...too...too powerful..., great...master...I...I want to learn...to learn martial arts!" The three idiots have been staring at the abbot's head since the second bald man and Lin Badao ran away. , couldn't help poking it, it felt harder than steel, the three fools suddenly thought of the iron head skill that the villagers said, and they were very happy.

"Uh..." The abbot's head was full of black lines, and the emotional idiot poked him in the head just to see if he knew how to do it.

"I don't know much about martial arts." The abbot shook his head, his martial arts were all systematically enlightened, just like a natural instinct, there is no way to teach others.

"I... I went up the mountain... when I saw you...you broke...a big tree." The three idiots pointed at the foot of the mountain outside the temple and said stupidly.

"Um, I forgot about this, I guess Lin Deshun went back and said it." The abbot made up his mind, it seemed that it was not easy to fool some idiots.Suddenly the abbot thought, "My kung fu is a Buddhist martial art. Only monks can practice it. I think you should go back and ask your family!"

"Family...Family? You mean...Mom...Mom?" The three idiots were taken aback for a moment, and then looked a little sad. "My mother...dead...dead."

The abbot patted his forehead, and then asked again. "Then is there anyone else in your family?"

"Just...just Ah Huang..." The three idiots looked a little sad.

"Well, that's okay, you're not relativeless." The abbot nodded and said,

"But... but, last year, he... they... ate... Ah Huang." The three idiots looked even more depressed.

The abbot was speechless for a while, feeling that Ah Huang was a dog, and then the abbot was full of sympathy. "What a pity!"

"Oh..." the abbot sighed softly, and then said, "You should go down the mountain."

"No... I want to learn martial arts!" There was a stubbornness on the sad face of the three fools.

"Okay... what's the deal with a fool, I'm cooking and eating..." The abbot laughed at himself and walked towards the kitchen.The three idiots also followed behind, keeping close to each other.

Outside the monastery, the second bald man took Lin Badao to hide behind a tree, with a look of shock in his eyes.

"What the hell, Er Bald, what are you pulling me out for?" Lin Badao patted Er Bald on the head forcefully.

"Boss, that monk can't be messed with..." Erbald's forehead was covered with cold sweat, and there was still a look of fear in his eyes.

"What the hell are you talking about? I think you look so bad, are you sick?" Lin Ba asked worriedly seeing Er Bald's very bad face.

"No...no nonsense, boss, look at my hand..." Erbald endured the pain and raised his right hand, only to see that his entire palm was twice as swollen, the color was as black as ink, and the five fingers were also distorted , I think it has been broken.

"Hiss..., it hurts... it hurts... it hurts..." Lin Badao looked horrified, and subconsciously poked Er Baldy's right hand with his finger. dripping from forehead.

"Damn it... I didn't expect that monk to be so scary, and his heart is so poisonous!" Lin Badao's feet went limp, and he was afraid for a while.

"Boss, let's go down the mountain quickly. If I don't heal my hand as soon as possible, I'm afraid I won't be able to keep it..." Erbald said while enduring the severe pain. He was very worried that if his hand were to fail, his life would be over.

"You go down first, I'll see when the three idiots come out." Lin Badao nodded, letting the second bald man go first.He was still thinking about the 100 yuan in the shoes of the three idiots.

Then the second bald man dragged his injured right hand down the mountain, and Lin Badao squatted alone under the big tree outside the temple, feeling a little scared in his heart, and there was an unspeakable anger spreading, thinking back to the time when the third fool's house caught fire and everyone died , it was Lin Badao who pitifully took in the three idiots. When he ate dog meat hot pot, he also kept it for him. I didn't expect to hide his private money. What's even more hateful is that he actually used it for incense money, and he didn't show filial piety to him. The boss.

The aggrieved Lin Badao wanted to wait for the three idiots to come out and teach him an unforgettable lesson, yes, he must be thrown into the water for a day.Lin Badao didn't know that the three idiots were squatting on the kitchen stool in the monastery, watching the abbot eating there alone.

"Hungry?" the abbot asked while holding a vegetable.

"Hmm..." The eyes of the three idiots lit up, and they nodded heavily.

"As long as you are willing to go down the mountain, I'll eat it for you." The abbot further tempted him, holding the food with chopsticks and shaking it in front of the eyes of the three fools.

"No, I want to learn martial arts!" The three idiots swallowed, their heads shaking like a rattle.

"Why are you so stubborn?" The abbot shook his head, hesitant in his heart, should I keep him?Then he thought that there was only one monk's house in the whole temple, and the abbot could only sigh, "Forget it, let's take a step at a time."

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