(One Piece) I am Sanji

The system's notification sounded in the abbot's mind, and the abbot became angry instantly, didn't he just block a bullet?Why did he become infected with karma all of a sudden?So he roared angrily in his mind, "System, get out, I promise I won't kill you..."

"Ahem..." Then the voice of the system rang in the abbot's mind, "Host, it's not my fault, the bullet hit you, bounced off and killed the monkey, and the karma of karma will naturally fall on you. Because you are called indirect killing, and you have to bear joint and several responsibilities..."

"System, you motherfucker is a trap..." The abbot was furious in his heart, what is this and what, just out of the wolf's den and into the tiger's mouth?It feels like the system is cheating people to death.

"Host, don't worry, it's not difficult to resolve karma. As long as the host does more good deeds and accumulates merit, it will be able to counteract the karma. It's just that the cause and effect are a bit troublesome..."

The abbot had bulging veins on his forehead, his face was full of anger, and he directly interrupted the system and said, "Karma, your sister, a monkey died, and the karma is not enough, so give me a karma burden. Say, are you sincere? Don't want to Let me return to vulgarity, deliberately trick me?"

Seeing the huge fluctuations in the abbot, the system quickly shouted in his mind, "Stop, stop... the host, for example, if a person's mother died because of you, shouldn't you pay to settle the cause and effect?"

"Eh..." The abbot was dumb, and after thinking for a while, it seemed that what the system said was not unreasonable. Then the abbot calmed down and asked, "Then how can we understand this cause and effect?"

"It's very simple, as long as the relatives of the deceased forgive you, the cause and effect will be over..."

A black line appeared on the abbot's forehead, a relative of a monkey?Isn't that a monkey? "System, are you sure this is not a pit? A monkey can understand a bird?"

"There is a cause and effect, and all hosts will naturally know..." Then the system stopped talking and fell into silence.

While the abbot was communicating with the system in his mind, the fat man was bouncing around with a shotgun in his hand, and his consciousness seemed to have fallen into madness.This time the fat man's consciousness completely collapsed. In such a deep mountain and old forest, and it was near night, he encountered a person who couldn't be killed with a shotgun. Who would not go crazy when encountering such an unreasonable thing?

"This is a fake gun...can't kill people...can't kill people..."

The fat man waved his shotgun in his hand, shouting constantly, pointing the gun at the abbot for a while, and pointing at the big tree next to him, "Try...you try..."

The second brother on the side was also frightened and stupid, and the whole person stayed there. The fat man yelled for you to try, and the gun in his hand danced wildly, and finally the muzzle of the gun stopped on the second brother's chest.The abbot was taken aback, he said badly to himself, and quickly stretched out his finger to block the muzzle of the gun.If this crazy fat man pulls the trigger, it will be another life, and the fraudulent system will not be counted on him.

"Boom..."

Sure enough, as the abbot expected, the fat man has gone crazy, and he pulled the trigger at the second brother, and the bullet shot out of the gun with a destructive force, hitting the abbot's finger stuck in the muzzle of the gun. .

The abbot only felt numbness in his fingers, the bullet stopped instantly, a huge force had nowhere to vent, the pitch-black gun barrel was exploded by that terrifying force, and the whole thing exploded into twists and turns.

"Ah... There are ghosts... There are ghosts... You are a ghost... Don't come here... Don't come here..." The second brother was awakened by the huge explosion, and his dull eyes gradually became blurred. He, after seeing the abbot's fingers blocking the shotgun, became like a fat man, muttering, yelling that there was a ghost in his mouth, and constantly scratching the air with his hands, as if he wanted to kill the abbot. The ghost pushed away.

The abbot smiled wryly, "Both of them are so crazy, system, do I owe karma to this?"

Then the voice of the system sounded, "There is a reason for this, and this is the result. This is their karma. The host just gained some karma, but the host just saved a life, and the merit and karma cancel each other out, so there is nothing wrong with it." ..."

Hearing the system's explanation, the abbot breathed a sigh of relief. At least the karma wasn't accumulating, it was just a waste of a chance to draw a lottery, which made him feel a little pained.

Then the abbot looked at the two people who had gone mad, and frowned. It was dark again in this barren mountain, and it was impossible to send these two madmen down the mountain.So the abbot directly knocked the fat man and the second brother unconscious with a knife in his hand, instead of letting them scream like crazy, it would be better to knock them out and make them quiet.

Then the abbot looked at the bonfire not far away, and planned to get the fat man over there first, but he didn't expect to lift him up easily with his right hand. Brother grabbed it in his hand and walked towards the camp.The comatose fat man was still holding on tightly to the shotgun that had exploded, which saved the abbot from coming back to pick it up.

Two minutes later, the abbot passed through a patch of weeds and bushes, threw the fat man and his second brother by the campfire, looked around for a while, and then groped in the fat man's backpack for a while, and took out a roll of paper that was as thick as a finger. rope.

"See how crazy you are..." In order to make it easier to go down the mountain tomorrow morning, the abbot cut the rope into two sections, tied the two into rice dumplings, tied them together, and threw them into the tent that had been set up.

"System, my strength seems to have grown?" After finishing solving the lunatic duo, the abbot asked in his mind,

The system said, "Because the host's body has been fully strengthened after obtaining the "King Kong Immortal Art", and the strength has naturally increased a little..."

The abbot nodded, "It is indeed one of the three great Dharma protectors in Buddhism, and the benefits that come with it are so awesome!"

Then the abbot picked up the flashlight on the ground and walked towards the place where the monkey fell. When the abbot was approaching, there was a sudden wailing sound from the nearby tree. He shook the flashlight, but it was another monkey. Where the branches sway.Because the sky was already dark and the monkeys were jumping fast on the trees, he couldn't quite see what species it was.

"Ow..."

Accompanied by the roar of the monkey, it kept jumping on the tree, as if warning the abbot not to let him approach.

The abbot ignored it and continued walking towards the monkey that fell on the ground. After a while, the abbot stopped beside the monkey, flashed the flashlight in his hand, and saw that the monkey lying on the ground was covered in golden hair like silk threads, and its body was about half a meter long. How long, counting the tail, it is estimated to be about 1.2 meters.The abbot squatted down and fiddled with it with his hands, and found that the bullet had directly hit its heart, killing it with one shot.

"Golden snub-nosed monkey?" The abbot was a little uncertain. After all, the golden snub-nosed monkey is a first-class protected animal, and this unnamed mountain should not have such a rare animal.

"when……"

While the abbot was squatting to inspect the dead golden monkey, another monkey that was jumping up the tree picked up some small stones at some point, stood on the tree fork and threw them at the abbot. It's pretty good, every time it hits the abbot's big bald head, it makes a dang dang sound.

"Fuck, you bloody monkey..." the abbot opened his mouth and cursed, stood up,

"Ding... the host violated the precepts and punished..." As soon as the abbot's voice fell, the voice of the system rang in his head. At the same time, the sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, and lightning flashed in the air.

"Fuck, system, stop, stop..." the abbot yelled quickly, the thunder that filled the sky made his hair stand on end.

"Is there any problem with the host?" Thunder seems to have temporarily stopped pouring down,

"What the hell do you mean? Didn't you just do electrotherapy before?" The abbot asked angrily when he saw that the thunder had stopped surging. In his opinion, if the thunder fell, it would completely kill him. Life.

"Due to the improvement of the host's strength, electrotherapy can no longer satisfy your body, so this system plans to upgrade the level of electrotherapy, and use Tianlei to continue to provide electrotherapy to the host..." The system continued to talk nonsense, but this time the abbot didn't believe it at all, what's the use? Did Tianlei do electrotherapy?

"boom……"

Just as the abbot was slandering in his heart, a bolt of lightning struck straight down in the air, causing the abbot to tremble all over and scream.

The monkey on the tree finished throwing stones and saw that the abbot was struck by lightning, and kept opening and closing his hands, just like applauding.

After a thunderbolt fell, the dark clouds in the sky dispersed, and the villagers at the foot of Baiyun Mountain were amazed. The thunder came and went quickly, and disappeared after falling. Many villagers thought of Lin who was seriously ill after going up the mountain. Domineering, I couldn't help but think in my mind, is there a monster on Baiyun Mountain?Otherwise, how could it attract thunder out of thin air?

The abbot didn't know about everything down the mountain. He was lying on the grass, trembling all over, and when he opened his mouth, a puff of black smoke came out.

"when……"

The monkey came down from the tree at some point, stood not far from the abbot, picked up the stone and threw it at the abbot's head with his teeth bared, the abbot lying on the ground rolled his eyes, wondering whether it was the electric shock or the monkey angry.

A few minutes later, the abbot finally regained his strength, turned over and got up from the ground, ready to catch the monkey and teach it a good lesson.

"Host, bullying a little milk boy is a violation of the host's status..."

Just when the abbot was about to catch the monkey, the voice of the system suddenly sounded in his head, the movements of the abbot's hands froze, and the monkey took advantage of this opportunity to jump up the tree again, and the stone in his hand began to fly towards the abbot again.

The abbot smiled wryly, "System, should we just let it do this?"

The system said, "Otherwise? In ancient times, Sakyamuni cut meat and fed it to eagles. Could it be that the host's heart became restless when he was thrown two stones? You must know that the monkey under your feet is its mother..."

"This..." The abbot was taken aback for a moment, and then he took a closer look at the monkey on the tree, only to realize that the monkey was indeed not big. Judging by the hair on its body, it was estimated to be about half a year old.

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