Dragon Ball: The Irregular Martial Arts Master

"Please let us shout out loud! Mom and Dad! You are lucky! Come on! Shout out loud! Mom and Dad! You are lucky!"

In the cold north wind, a woman wearing a mink coat was holding a microphone and shouting excitedly to the children in front of her.

Her voice was originally rather sharp, especially when amplified by the microphone. However, her sharp voice became very shocking under the influence of this atmosphere.

This is the gratitude education speech of Shenghu High School. Parents and children are required to be present on the second day of the new year, but if they really can't be there, there's nothing they can do.

Of course, although this is not mandatory, if everyone is present and only a few people are not present, the face-saving project will not be able to survive.

The north wind was blowing very cold today, but the parents were okay. They were wearing their own clothes, but the wind only made their faces uncomfortable. The students are in dire straits. Because school uniforms are mandatory, many students' faces are already red and their noses can't stop flowing.

Especially when the woman in the mink coat was affected by the atmosphere when she shouted, with her nose and tears flowing together, she looked very embarrassed.

"Mom and Dad, you are so lucky! Mom and Dad, you are so lucky!!!"

The children beside them shouted loudly, and the parents on the side also looked pleased to see that the immature children in their eyes were so filial.

After everyone shouted for a long time, everyone fell into a gap for a period of time. There was silence all around. Apart from the buzzing microphone, there was only the rushing north wind.

"Gulu! Gulu..."

During this subtle gap, a strange voice sounded from the group of students.

Not long after, the slightly spicy smell of hot pot instantly occupied everyone's noses.

"Well, the hand-beaten beef balls from Li Mazi's house next door are indeed chewier than the frozen beef balls in the supermarket."

A clear young voice sounded from among the students.

His voice was not deliberately lowered or louder, just like a teenager who wakes up in the morning and asks his mother what he had for breakfast today.

But in this delicate environment, the sound seemed very harsh.

Especially accompanied by the sound of the boy chewing and the fragrant smell of hot pot, it was undoubtedly not ruining the plan of the woman in the mink coat.

"This classmate! Why do you eat hot pot at such a holy time? Don't you understand your father who works hard every day and your mother who makes delicious dishes for you every day? Where is his teacher? Why don't you come out? Stop him?"

The woman in the mink coat spoke louder.

At the same time, a commotion broke out between the students and their parents. Soon, the students moved out of the way, allowing the woman in the mink coat to clearly see the culprit.

It was a young man wearing a camouflage down jacket.

He is not tall, and perhaps because of this reason, his teacher deliberately placed him in the back row.

At this time, he was holding a bowl in one hand and chopsticks in the other hand, scooping up beef balls on the hot pot, without even looking at him even when he was questioned by the woman in the mink coat.

Perhaps, in his eyes, the steaming hot pot was much more attractive than this so-called thanksgiving speech.

There was silence all around, and almost all the students kept a distance of about 20 centimeters from him, with unknown fear and panic in their eyes.

"That...the teacher is calling you."

After a long time, a chubby girl with a kind face left the team and tapped the young man on the shoulder.

"Crench!"

Now the young man slowly raised his head. He glanced at the furious woman in the mink coat, then put the hand-made beef balls in his mouth and chewed them.

"Here, eat something, something warm."

The young man stood up slowly, handed the chopsticks and bowl to the chubby girl who came over, and then rubbed his neck on the spot.

"thanks……"

The little fat girl was confused by the boy's behavior and didn't know what to do while holding the bowl and chopsticks.

"You're actually a bad guy...wait...what are you going to do?"

The woman in the mink coat saw that the boy did not obey him, but stood up. This was undoubtedly challenging his bottom line.

So, she decided to use the sound created by the microphone to put psychological pressure on the boy.

However, at this moment, the young man was chewing on nothing while savoring the taste of beef balls, and walked to the stereo.

"boom!"

"Om..."

The boy kicked the speaker hard, and the sound wave caused made people's scalp numb.

However, the young man seemed to be a dead pig that was not afraid of being scalded by boiling water. After kicking him again, he turned to look at the woman in the mink coat and shouted: "I'm making trouble with your mother! If I don't say anything, I really think I'm mute." Already?

grateful? I am grateful to you, uncle! You wear a mink coat and cotton trousers, and then tell us little brats who can only wear school uniforms to be grateful? If you really want to be grateful, then give each of us a mink coat similar to yours. Damn it, if you have the ability, come down and feel it yourself, this north wind makes people feel cold!

Damn it, I thought this bullshit activity of yours was only for ten minutes at most, just for everyone to fool around with, but now you actually stare your own eyes wide open to see how long you’ve been fucking me?

Forget it, you better stop looking, you idiot. I'm worried that you can't even see clearly what time it is now. I will mercifully tell you that it's already been an hour, fifteen minutes and thirty-six seconds. ! "

The boy's chatter box suddenly opened up, and a lot of obscene words were sprayed directly into the face of the woman in the mink coat.

The woman in the mink coat turned from red to white, and then turned white again. She put the microphone in her hand to her mouth, as if she was planning to say something.

But at this moment, the young man suddenly sneered and cursed angrily: "Are you still too hot? You're so hot! Don't think I don't know. You didn't spend so long just to let us unlucky guys get cold. But to make money!

Hey, thanksgiving we gotta take action? You sell a book for two hundred yuan? oh! If you add a bullshit signature from who knows who it is, you will have the guts to sell it for 250! It's really cool. Do you think everyone is stupid, or do you think everyone is NT?

Let me guess your follow-up process, talk about the existence of the book, and then force everyone to buy the book out of righteousness. Is it unfilial not to buy books? Finally, what about giving a national speech and asking people to pay thousands of dollars to follow you to do odd jobs? Still calling it an experience? snort! Your so-called gratitude education is worse than the pug of Li Dazhi’s family in front of my house!

I finally cooked the hot pot, but you still scolded me after just a few bites. Isn't there something wrong with your brain? "

The young man used his arms to pull up the stereo and threw it fiercely at the woman in the mink coat.

He ignored the panicked expression of the woman in the mink coat as she looked at the speakers flying over.

The boy turned around and walked to the little chubby girl. When he saw that the girl was just looking at him blankly, not taking a bite of the boiling hot pot, he immediately raised his forehead in silence.

"Idiot, why are you just not watching? Do you expect the hand-made beef balls to rise up and get into your mouth?"

As he said that, the boy grabbed the bowl and chopsticks from the little fat girl's hand, picked up a hand-made beef ball and blew it, and then shouted to the little fat girl who was still in a daze: "Open your mouth! Eat more and go home quickly. Take a shower! Look at your frozen behavior, isn’t it disgusting?”

Seeing the little chubby girl subconsciously opening her mouth, the boy stuffed the beef balls into her mouth, then turned to a group of parents who looked at him like monsters, and cursed angrily: "Gratitude is not something to be ignored." Beautiful words from your mouth! You are being fooled around by a happy person during the Chinese New Year. If you really want to be grateful, just go home and sleep! Can you show your filial piety by blowing the cold wind? Then you are filial to me. I really don’t know. How come you people with cerebellar development problems are in the same school as Shangguan Yutian?"

After saying that, the young man from Shangguan Yutian took back his bowls and chopsticks, picked up the hot pot, and walked back to his home regardless of the noise of the people around him.

When passing by the little fat girl, Shangguan Yutian saw the name tag on the little fat girl.

"Nangong Yuling? Haha, it seems that there is more than one person with the same naming style as the old man!"

Thinking about it, Shangguan Yutian finally came to his senses after taking a look at the chubby girl, wiping her nose and tears with a shy face, and added: "I will never marry a girl like this in the future. My future wife will have a certain figure. It will be good.”

The words came true, Shangguan Yutian would never have thought that he would eat his unintentional complaints in the future.

"Hey! Old man! Old woman! Come and eat some hand-made beef balls! They're just cooked and they're hot!"

Not long after walking out, Shangguan Yutian saw a middle-aged couple quarreling in the distance.

The man is smoking, and the woman is scolding the other person for smoking.

These two people were Shangguan Yutian's parents, but after hearing Shangguan Yutian's words, the two people had completely different reactions.

"Damn it, you're celebrating the Chinese New Year and you don't want to say Happy New Year to me? You actually say hello to me!"

The middle-aged man stepped forward and rubbed Shangguan Yutian's neat hair.

The middle-aged woman on the side grabbed the middle-aged man's ear and shouted: "What are you shouting for? I've said it several times, don't say bad words in front of your children! Don't smell the cigarette smell on your body! Seriously! What's going on? If you smoke again, I'll throw all your wine into the trash can!"

Looking at the two noisy couples, Shangguan Yutian couldn't help but smile brightly.

"Haha, old man, old woman! Happy New Year! Go back early! The hand-made beef balls alone are not enough to eat, I want to eat something else!"

"Okay, let me cook!"

Seeing Shangguan Yutian's rescue, the old man laughed, took the hot pot from Shangguan Yutian's hand and shouted.

At this moment, Shangguan Yutian turned around like a ghost, and there was a commotion behind him. Because of his willful behavior, the woman in the mink coat's gratitude speech was scrapped. There were already many students, parents and Shangguan Yutian. Still chose to leave.

Behind him was the chubby girl named Nangong Yuling. Next to her was a middle-aged couple about the same age as her parents. The man was muscular, while the woman looked kinder.

"Hey! Nangong, happy New Year! Remember to lose weight next year!"

Shangguan Yutian didn't know what he was thinking, so he raised his hand and shouted at the fat girl.

The little fat girl seemed to be startled by Shangguan Yutian's words, and just waved her hand timidly.

"Does our son like this type?"

"Whatever, our son's genes are strong anyway, and the woman just needs to have a good personality."

Looking at Shangguan Yutian's performance, the middle-aged couple discussed in a low voice.

"boom!"

A firework exploded in the air.

Brilliant fireworks illuminated everyone's faces.

Some are anxious, some are indifferent, some are happy, and some are sad.

But, no matter what, the explosion of this firework is announcing a fact.

The new year...is really here!