Confused Elf Trainer

"sand!"

Even though he forcibly ate the enhanced version of Big Mouth Boy's iron hoof ray, Desert Dragonfly still did not fall.

The sand wrapped around Finland and herself gradually faded away, revealing the scarred body of the desert dragonfly. She was still a little closer to falling.

"As an ordinary person, you are not bad, but compared to me, you are still far behind."

Finland flipped up her long hair and said energetically. Those who didn't know thought she had hung up the fir tree and hammered it.

"Ah."

Fir Tree laughed disdainfully. Although the opponent narrowly won, he still lost. Before this, he had only lost to Leah.

"You guy..."

Hearing the meaningful hehe of the fir tree, Finland's face, which was originally in a slightly better mood, darkened again.

After the two sides took the elves back, they took out an elf ball at the same time, and the battle was about to break out again.

"Beep~, you two over there, you have already broken the law! Now put your hands on your head, or we will take tough measures!"

A sharp whistle interrupted Fir Tree and Finland. At this time, they were unknowingly surrounded by the police.

"Tsk! Let's save this battle for next time. When the time comes, I will kill you!"

"Hehe~"

Veins popped up on Finland's head, but after seeing that Junsha was gradually forcing him, he endured it and took out a grenade.

"Boom!"

"what!"

The thick smoke dissipated, and then a blue figure rushed out at an extremely fast speed. Miss Junsha, who could not catch up, could only continue to trample on the ground in a helpless rage.

"Clap."

Because she used too much force, the heel of Miss Junsha's high-heeled shoes broke off and she fell on her butt. She blushed instantly.

The other police officers around them suppressed their smiles. After all, Junsha was their boss, and no one wanted to be judged by others.

"Ahahaha~"

However, there is always a guy who can't see the atmosphere, or understands it but doesn't care.

Looking at the fir tree whose mouth was grinning almost to the back of her head, Miss Junsha coldly took out the shackles.

"You are under arrest."

……

"Ah! Abba! Abba!"

"How about it? I heard you like the pork chop rice specially made for you."

Miss Junsha said with a smile, but there was a coldness in her eyes.

"Ahba!!!"

Zongshu couldn't speak clearly. This pork chop rice was the spiciest thing he had ever eaten in his life, so much so that he was already a little nauseous.

"Okay, just sign here and you can go."

For the police station, Fir Tree is also a frequent visitor. Although he enters a police station in a different city every time, the records are all shared.

So Junsha also knew that this boy was from the alliance, and he was always involved in some things. Basically, he was acting in legitimate defense.

After learning about this, Junsha made a design based on the quirk that Zongshu had to eat pork chop rice when entering the police station, and put a lot of spicy eggplant in the rice, so as to retaliate against Zongshu's previous ridicule. her thing.

"Abba."

After Fir Tree signed his name, he immediately ran towards the elf center. His mouth was now as thick as a sausage. If an acquaintance saw him like this, he would kill someone and silence him.

"Yo? Isn't this a fir tree? Fir tree, long time no see!"

"Abba! (Go to hell)"

"what!"

……

"Really, how could you just kick your childhood sweetheart whom you haven't seen for a long time? You almost broke one of his teeth."

Jonah rubbed his swollen right face and gasped, the fir tree kicked the ground too hard.

"Humph!"

The fir tree wanted nothing to do with Jonah, who always appeared when he shouldn't.

"Why are you so angry? I just hung up two sausages. How about I buy you two more?"

"You'd better die for a while longer!"

The fir tree's mouth has returned to its original state, thanks to the original energy of the giant rotten wood demon. You must know that the fir tree's self-recovery ability was not so fast in the past.

Jonah casually dodged Fir Tree's direct punch. He just didn't expect that Fir Tree would kick him as soon as he met Fir Tree, so he was kicked.

In fact, Jonah's physical fighting ability was much more powerful than that of the fir tree.

As a descendant of an ancient nobleman, Jonah learned swordsmanship, martial arts, and beatings from an early age, so that he was two heads taller than a fir tree at the age of ten.

"So, how did you become like that?"

Jonah asked easily as he dodged the fir tree's attack.

"Because...it's a long story, so I'm too lazy to...say it!"

Compared with the relaxed Jonah, the fir tree was struggling. Finally, the fir tree sat on the ground panting.

"You guy...can't you just let me punch you?"

"No way~ If I get hit by you, I don't know how many girls will be secretly hurt."

Jonah is as narcissistic as ever, but he does have the capital to be narcissistic.

Fir Tree couldn't help but recall that as a child, he "accidentally" cut Jonah into the Mediterranean with scissors.

As a result, Jonah forgave Fir Tree with a smile. However, the next day, countless "gifts" and letters from girls were sent to Fir Tree's home.

Of course, the letter was not written with love for the fir tree, but with various curses and warnings. The "gift" fir trees were not opened and were all thrown into the trash can.

The next day, Fongshu saw the news on TV that the garbage dump exploded for no reason, with countless blades flying around, but no one was injured.

After a while of fighting, Fir Tree finally calmed down.

"So, why are you here?"

"Of course I'm collecting the last badge!"

Jonah took out the badge box, which was filled with eight badges.

"It's pretty fast..."

Fongshu said in embarrassment that because of various things that happened and because he was always lost, the speed of collecting badges kept slowing down, so that he had not collected the seventh badge yet.

Seeing the fir tree in this state, how could Jonah, as an old friend, not know what was going on with this thing?He sighed helplessly.

"Oh~ there are only two months left, and the competition is about to begin. You should work harder."

"Oh."

"By the way, where is the one named Leah? We broke up?"

Jonah looked around as if he was looking for something.

"Well, we are just separated temporarily."

"That means there is still hope of getting back together, right?"

"So we don't have that kind of relationship yet!"

Fir Tree abandoned herself and lay on the bed. Although she kept saying that she was going to save Leah, her relationship with her was not very close.

Even when Leah yelled his name, she was simply angry. In fact, she didn't remember the agreement that night at all, and everything was just her own wishful thinking.

The more he thought about it, the more depressed he became, exuding a gloomy atmosphere. When Jonah saw his best friend turned into this, he slapped him on the head.

"Snapped!"

"Why?"

The fir tree shouted, but Jonah smiled heartily.

"Stop thinking nonsense, don't you just trust your first instinct?"

Hearing this, the fir tree thought to itself.

"That's right! My intuition has always been very accurate. On the contrary, after careful consideration later, it turned out to be a little off. As expected, Leah still needs my help."

Thinking of this, Zongshu immediately forgot the previous unpleasantness, and instead launched a challenge to Jonah.

"Are there any new elves joining us? How about a newbie sparring session?"