Confused Elf Trainer

"Oh!"

Don't get me wrong, this is not something that exploded, but the Tyrannosaurus whose head has been cured is apologizing to Fir Tree and the others.

In order to make his apology more sincere, Tyrannosaurus specially picked some big rocks and knocked his head on them. It is estimated that the sequelae of the previous headache are still there, and his IQ must be lowered.

At this time, the gas bomb had successfully absorbed the power of Pseudo Viridian in Fir Tree. Although it was not completely cured, there was still no problem in moving.

Because nothing serious happened with the gas bomb, Fir Tree had no intention of punishing a Tyrannosaurus with a brain problem.

The main reason is that this guy is too poor. Survival was a problem in the past, not to mention his current IQ. He is just like a poor man, and the Dragon Clan has lost all face to him.

"U~"

The old nighthawk flew over.

Fir Tree once again kicked the lightning ball that was communicating with Gas Bomb about his self-destruction, and asked him to translate.

"Ask me to translate and just say, your feet are not clean, right! (｀^′)"

"How should I put it? I feel a little addicted. You'd better translate first."

Seeing the lightning ball that was about to discharge, Fir Tree quickly changed the subject.

Thunderball was already speechless with this guy who had no moral integrity when no one was around him. Thanks to him, his temper was getting better and better, otherwise he would really be angry to death.

"He said that this time he almost put your life in danger, and he wanted to give you some compensation. (_)"

"Why is this so embarrassing?"

"U~"

"He said forget it. (_)"

"Snapped!"

Fir Tree slapped his mouth and spoke righteously.

"What I just said were just human polite words, please make it up to me!"

"U~"

The owl asked the elf to bring out a water-blue stone. The waves were flowing, and it was this stone.

"Water stone?"

"U~"

"He said that Fatty Ni took this stone from humans when she was stealing it, and it is of no use to them (_)"

"Thanks!"

After bidding farewell to the nighthawks and the others, there was a ball on the left and a ball on the right of the fir tree.

"Now I am also a man who can play with two balls at will!"

"Two balls? Little brother, are you playing with colors?"

Before the movie came over, Fir Tree's mouth started to move.

"It's necessary. Who doesn't know that even ten police cars can't catch me when I start driving?"

"Then can I arrest you for driving a vehicle underage and provoking the police?"

Zongshu suddenly realized that this was not the sound of a thunder ball, and looked towards the source of the sound.

"Hold the fuck, did Daguo Li bring it?"

Fir Tree jumped up in fright and spoke in dialect, mainly because of the clothes of the man in front of him. He clearly looked like an Alliance investigator. He actually drove in front of such a person.

"Don't worry about where I come from. It's dangerous here, you know?"

The investigator looked at this guy who was obviously not a serious person and frowned.

"What danger? Terrorists? Elf hunters? It can't be the Squid King, right?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Return to the Squid King. If it were the Squid King, I wouldn't come. I'm talking about the Tyrannosaurus. Do you know that the dragon quasi-god is here?"

"You mean that mentally retarded person? I've already solved it."

Zongshu obviously hasn't changed from teasing mode yet, so she said everything in her heart.

"Solved? Just your two balls?"

The investigator obviously didn't believe it, and he almost said it was impossible.

His disdainful expression made the fir tree angry. Can't he talk properly?Two balls back, who taught you to say that?I am not yet a minor.

"I solved it together with the elf on Route [-]. How can you still see that stupid dragon hitting rocks with his head?"

Fongshu has lost interest in this ignorant guy and just wants to leave as soon as possible to develop a relationship with Gas Bomb.

The investigator raised his eyebrows at Fir Tree's unquestionable expression, then released a sonic dragon and flew away.

"Tch, isn't it just a sonic dragon? Damn, I'm so envious."

Fir Tree now just wants to eat lemons to comfort her hurt heart.

Only now did he realize that he was no longer on Route [-]. Route [-] was a garden road. Why was he running into the forest?

"It's all because of that bastard designer. The good path was turned into a maze, so I thought I was on the right track when I saw the exit!"

Fongshu said that he should not let him see the designer in the future, otherwise he would be locked up on the road to championship.

After walking for a while, Fir Tree found that he still didn't know where he was, so he sat there and had a picnic. He also made the dragon fire fruit into energy cubes for the thunder balls and gas bombs to eat, which would help them improve their skills. power.

"Okay...eat! Fir tree...eat too!"

"No, this is specially made for you. I can't eat it as a human."

"All right."

Although there was no change in his expression, after he could understand what Gas Bomb was saying, Zongshu looked at him more and more cute and cute. As for the thunder ball, the more he looked at it, the less and less it seemed.

"Look at the newcomers to the gas bombs, they are all smarter than you, why don't you learn more."

"I think you are becoming more and more ignorant. Why are you trying to find a sense of presence here? Climb! (Benefit)"

After drinking and eating, Fir Tree put away the guy, and at the same time, a sonic dragon carrying humans came back.

The investigator jumped down hastily and said to the fir tree.

"I understand the situation. You have indeed contributed a lot. I informed the Alliance about this incident on the way here. The Alliance will file the matter and reward you when you arrive in Miare City. By the way , my name is Keruo."

But Ruo seemed to have a new mission and was about to leave in a hurry, but how could Fir Tree let him go.

"Brother Keruo! I'm lost! Save me! Qiuli Gao!"

Fir Tree said the most embarrassing words in the loudest voice.

Ke Ruo showed a troubled expression.

"My sonic dragon can only carry one person, and there's nothing I can do. But you can reach Miare City by walking in the direction of the sun. I'll leave first."

But Ruo flew away after saying that, leaving the fir tree messy in the wind.

"But just follow the sun. There's no way I'll get lost."

The fir tree confidently raised a flag.

The fir tree lit a bonfire, and looked at the moon in the sky, leaving tears of regret.

"So how did you get lost? You can even lose the sun? (*￣︿￣)"

Thunder Ball was very confused. What was wrong with this man? His eyes were not crooked.

"No, do you know what I encountered? Larulas! I chased after him directly!"

"Where's Larulas? (￣_,￣)"

"Ran."

"Sure enough (￣_,￣)"

"You don't know, she's too fast. Teleportation is really disgusting. She's probably a male. How could a female run away when it touches me? You're right."

The fir tree not only couldn't eat the grapes and said the grapes were sour, but it also smelled shameless.

"The fir tree...don't worry...you'll meet it again next time."

Because Gas Bomb has been communicating with Fir Tree and Thunder Ball, his speech gradually became more fluent, at least the pause time was much shorter.

Although it was an intermittent sentence, Fir Tree was so moved that he picked up a handful of Thunder Ball's rice and placed it in the bowl of the gas bomb.

"As expected, Gasbang, you are my caring little cotton-padded jacket, not like those coquettish bitches. Come on, eat more."

The gas bomb showed a happy silly smile, and it was still a silly smile.

Although Thunder Ball had no problem with giving the food to Gas Bomb, Fir Tree grabbed a lot of it without asking. Thunder Ball was really hairy.

"Bang!" "Bang!"

Two blasts, the self-destruction of the lightning ball directly drove the gas bomb, and the two exploded almost at the same time.

The fir tree held the two fainted elves, transmitting energy, and thought to itself as he looked at the tent with no bones left.

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight!