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"Lao Lu, hold on!" Lan Feng tugged on Lao Lu's clothes from behind. Is it okay for him to continue hugging her?

But Lao Lu was unmoved. He turned around and put his arms around the woman's shoulders, with a bright smile on his face: "Let me introduce you to Bai He, the director of the research institute here and my good brother. Okay. Comrade!"

Lan Feng was stunned for a moment and waved his hand: "Wait a minute, good brother? You can't hug her like this even if you treat her as a good brother, you know?" Lan Feng confirmed again that Bai He was beautiful, with red lips and white teeth, and two A little tiger-toothed girl, very beautiful, with shoulder-length hair that has obviously been permed. She is wearing a beige shirt, with the top button unbuttoned, revealing a snow-white gooseneck. She wears a black bracelet on her white wrist, and her chest is somewhat flat. But that doesn't stop her from being extremely beautiful with her slender figure.She just stood there, not only magnificent and charming, but also graceful and beautiful.

Lao Lu was not surprised by Lan Feng's reaction: "Xiao Bai, explain yourself!"

Bai He nodded, left Lao Lu's arms, walked to Lan Feng, stretched out his slender white hands, and whispered softly: "Comrade Lan Feng, my name is Bai He, I am male, because I have a little blood of the Queen Mother of the West." , so I’m a bit more feminine, please don’t get me wrong, my sister-in-law and I are also good friends.”

Lanfeng took a breath and slowly held Bai He's hand. This was too feminine, the male elves were not as beautiful as him. "Hello, hello, I'll ask again. I'm male, my hobbies... female?"

Bai He frowned, with a bit of doubt on his face, and said in a warm voice: "Like women? It's true that I like women, but it's not to the point of being a hobby. I'm like a gangster."

"No, no, no, I don't mean that." Lan Feng pondered for a moment, then asked, "I also need to confirm that you are a male, self-identify as a male, and your sexual orientation is female; or you are a male, self-identify as a male. Be a woman, and then take sex..."

Before Lan Feng could finish asking, Bai He raised his high-heeled sandaled foot and kicked his calf: "Get out!" After kicking, he snorted and returned to the house, which was really a bit manly.

Lan Feng, who was making nesting dolls for himself, was distracted and did not react. He was kicked. The kick was not very powerful, but a strange energy was transmitted into Lan Feng's legs, causing him to sting. .

Lan Feng hugged his leg and jumped on one foot in pain, while Lao Lu gloated and said, "I told you it's a man, why do you have so many questions? It won't hurt after a while."

"Stop making sarcastic remarks." Lanfeng said while treating himself, "But don't say it, it will hurt me. I will treat him as a man!"

"I am a man to begin with."

Lanfeng touched his calf and asked, "What is the Queen Mother of the West he is talking about? The Queen Mother?"

"The Jade Emperor is here!" Lao Lu looked around the room and then explained, "A kind of strange beast in ancient times, with a human body, a leopard tail, and tiger teeth. According to records, this strange beast like the Queen Mother of the West is very powerful and extremely beautiful, but there are already many No one has seen it in years. Xiaobai has some blood of the Queen Mother of the West. The kick he gave you was the ability of the blood.

Let me tell you, thousands of years ago, the ancestors of China separated this habitat of alien beasts from the mortal world. The Bai family has guarded this place for generations. If you ask who is most familiar with the alien beast area, it is not those who live there. The strange beast here is a member of the Bai family! "

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There are a lot of things in Bai He's house, but they are very orderly. In addition to a few necessary pieces of furniture in the living room, the rest of the space is filled with many magic instruments, large and small, including ones for hatching eggs, some for refining medicine, and many others. Few shacks.

At this time, Bai He was squatting next to a stove, looking at the mouse surrounded by flames inside the stove. This mouse was the size of a human head, with flames burning on its body, and was having fun in the flames.

Lanfeng stood behind Bai He and looked at the wonderful scene in front of him. He remembered the little fire people he had seen in Black Rock Mountain. He smiled knowingly, then came back to his senses and bent down: "I apologize to you, Bai He." , I said the wrong thing."

Bai He did not respond to Lan Feng's apology. He looked at the mouse in the fire and said, "The strange beast inside is called a fire mouse, also called a fire beast. It likes fire by nature and will die when it comes into contact with water. It has lived in the burning forest for generations. But some people are interested in it." The mage it didn't understand thought that the fire rat had accidentally fallen into the flames, so he rescued it out of kindness and gave it water to extinguish the fire. In the end, his kindness led to his death."

After Lan Feng listened to the story quietly, he said to Bai He, "You want to use this story to tell me not to jump to conclusions about unfamiliar things based on your own knowledge?" Lan Feng felt that his analysis was right. After all, he He preconceived that Bai He was a lady, and based on his appearance, he doubted his sexual orientation, "I apologize to you again!"

"You misunderstood. What I mean by telling this story is, people, don't meddle in other people's business. It's none of your business whether I like a boy or a girl." Then he stood up and turned around with a sly smile, which was quite charming. Feeling raw, "Just kidding, you are not the first to think of me as a woman, nor will you be the second. I have long been used to it. But the one you mentioned is male and identifies himself as female, but Does such a person really exist who likes women?”

Lanfeng pouted: "I've never seen it, but where I used to live, there was a lighthouse country. They have laws that allow men who identify themselves as women to enter the women's restroom. There are such regulations, which means that there is such a rule. People."

"Tsk tsk tsk!"

Lan Feng and Bai He sat down, and Lao Lu poured tea for them: "Xiao Bai, how are you? Is there any news about Zuowu?"

Lanfeng looked at Bai He and saw that he was not in a hurry. He picked up the tea cup, crossed his legs, and took a sip of tea: "There is news. Yesterday afternoon, the police in the mine saw a little Zaowu, but I just saw a tail, and it disappeared in a blink of an eye." He took another sip, "But strange beasts like Zuowu are very slippery, and they might just be passing by. My opinion is: you can go and look for it, but don't have too much hope. .”

"Okay, then I'll trouble you."

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At the gate of the Chinese Alien Beasts and Spiritual Plants Research Base, Lan Feng, Lu Yuehua and Bai He walked out of the magic circle. Lan Feng and Lao Lu were still dressed in the same clothes as when they came, but Bai He had changed his outfit from head to toe, with long hair tied up. He had a ponytail, his casual clothes were changed into a military uniform, and he was wearing standard green rubber shoes, which made him look quite heroic. He carried a crossbody bag and an emerald green staff behind him, about one and a half meters long. The shape is very similar to the stems of foxtail grass.

Lanfeng summoned golden auspicious clouds and invited Bai He, but Bai He rejected him. He raised his arm and shook it. The black bracelet on his arm actually moved. After spinning for a moment, it separated from Bai He's wrist. , gradually getting bigger, Lan Feng realized that this bracelet was actually the obedient dragon that picked him up, but it just held his tail in its mouth and became smaller.

Lan Feng watched with great interest as the good dragon gradually returned to its original size: "Is this its own ability or your spell?"

Bai He jumped on the back of the good dragon: "It's just a small spell. In the past, every mage basically had a mount. Basically everyone knows this small spell, but in the new era, there is no need for things like mounts. Magic Association Regardless of the regulations, many mages cannot afford the cost of raising a mount, so the magic of controlling beasts is slowly lost."

As he spoke, he reached into his satchel, fumbled for a long time and took out a book that was so worn that it had no cover. He threw it to Lan Feng and said mysteriously: "This is the secret of controlling beasts passed down from my family. Take a look at it." How much you can learn along the way depends on your ability." Then he added in a low voice, "It's all family tradition, but you can't tell others!"

Lanfeng reached out to catch it, said thanks, jumped onto the auspicious cloud, followed the good dragon, and flew towards the mine.

Along the way, Lan Feng had no time to appreciate the scenery, so he immersed himself in this book and studied silently. Lao Lu kept holding back his laughter.

This book details high-end alien beasts and corresponding methods, as well as some spells for alien beasts. Lanfeng doesn't have any alien beasts at hand, so he can't experiment, so he can only write them down secretly. The content of the book is quite satisfactory, but the printed text There are many handwritten notes next to it, probably written by generations of Bai He. They have unique ideas and record a lot of content that is not written in the book.

Among them are spells that can shrink strange beasts and the habits of various mythical beasts, and Zuowu is among them. The slightly scrawled notes record: "Zouwu's wisdom is similar to that of humans, his temperament is gentle, but he is withdrawn and suspicious, so Zuowu homeless.

Because of its timid character and extremely fast speed, it is difficult to capture Zou Wu, but it is not without skills. Zou Wu has a cat-like personality. You can attract it with toys, imprison its actions, and then use coercion and inducement. ! "

The base is not far from the mine, and it takes more than ten minutes to fly there. It is said to be a mine, but it is actually not a mountain, but a mountain range. Because the mountain is rich in minerals, it is called the mine.

At the edge of the forest on the edge of the mountain range, the good dragon fell, and the auspicious clouds also fell. Lanfeng jumped off the auspicious clouds and handed the book to Bai He: "It is indeed a book that has been passed down from generation to generation, and I have benefited a lot!"

Lao Lu, who jumped down next to him, finally laughed out loud, and even Bai He burst into tears. He wiped the corners of his eyes and said to Lan Feng, "I'm laughing so hard. You believe whatever I say? What the hell is this?" This is a book handed down from my ancestors. This is the textbook for the fifth grade magic beast class, hahaha! This book is given to you."

Lan Feng also smiled and touched his head, and said thank you to Bai He. Maybe a fifth grade alien beast textbook is of little value, but the additional knowledge recorded in the book is definitely worth this thank you.

Lanfeng put Xiangyun away, and the good dragon also retracted from Bai He's wrist.

Walking to the edge of the forest, Bai He took out the staff behind him and introduced: "This is the wind raccoon staff passed down from my ancestors." Then he quickly added, "This time it is really a family inheritance! This staff is effective against strange beasts. The restraint effect is also what our family relies on to guard the exotic beast area for generations."

After speaking, he stuck the end of the wind raccoon staff on the ground and muttered something. There was nothing unusual that could be seen with the naked eye, but Lanfeng could feel that special energy fluctuations were transmitted to the mountain.

After a while, a three- or four-year-old child wearing a red bellyband ran out of the forest. He had dark but red skin, big earlobes, and red eyes. He knew at a glance that he was not a human being.

When the child saw Bai He, he stretched out his hand and saluted funnyly: "Good job, director!"

Bai He waved his hand towards it, gesturing for it to put down its hand, and asked: "Shenshi, take us to the place where you saw Zuowu!"

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