Pandaren Professor at Hogwarts

"Master! You are too dirty!"

To the south of the Himalayas, you can vaguely see Mount Everest, and a group of golden clouds are flying in the sky. Under the clouds, there are snow-capped mountains on one side and vast grasslands on the other. The herdsmen grazing on the grassland saw the golden clouds illuminated by the sun and started to cheer. He crossed his hands in front of his chest, half-kneeling and said some unintelligible words, as if praying for blessings.

Above the clouds, Lanfeng and Neville sat opposite each other, with the starry sky hearthstone chessboard in the middle, and a "Delight of Fire" lying beside them to keep them warm.

Lanfeng's face was full of pride, while Neville's face was red. During the two-day trip, they played dozens of games of Hearthstone. Neville lost more and won less. Losing to his master was not an uncomfortable thing. , but after these games, Neville only felt "aggrieved".

He used the "Pirate War" taught to him by Ron, and his master Lanfeng took out a "Defensive War". His hand was empty of cards and he couldn't even take down the opponent's armor;

He stole the "Defense" hand from his master, and the master took out the "Plagiarage Thief" hand. It was an unlimited hand game, and the master just hacked himself to death with a "Ghost Scimitar" with more than ten attacks;

He learned the essence of "Plagiarism" again, and after stealing from his master, his master took out the "Dirty Priest". Looking at his master's "Ghost Scimitar" with higher attack power than his own, Neville was disgusted.

"Master, can't we just play games? Stop playing tricks like these!" After getting along with each other for the past few days, Neville also knew that his master had a good temper and dared to challenge him.

Lan Feng did not answer his apprentice's words, because he would use some "little tricks" before every battle to find out the deck Neville would use, and then target him.He changed the subject, "Little Neville, close your eyes and take a deep breath. Can you hear the roar of the Ganges River? Is there a strong smell of curry?"

Neville's face turned darker. He took out the world map he bought in the bookstore before leaving, spread it out and showed it to Lanfeng, "Master, we are in Nepal now. How can we smell curry? And I passed through India very soon. , I don’t smell curry either!”

Lanfeng's face did not turn red, and he said enigmatically, "That's because you are too shallow. Let me tell you, India has three treasures, Indian curry, Indian divine oil, and what else? Oh oh oh! There are also flying motorcycles!" "

"Is it the kind of motorcycle that can fly into the sky? I heard from Harry that Hagrid had one and he even rode on it." Neville was a little curious.

"No, no, no!" Lan Feng denied and said seriously, "What's a motorcycle that can fly into the sky? Have you ever seen an ordinary motorcycle that can carry more than a dozen people?"

"Can't you? I've never ridden a motorcycle."

"Ok."

After flying for about half a day, the two of them were getting further and further away from the snow-capped mountains. The terrain below them gradually changed from grassland to mountains, and a large forest could be seen in the distance.

"Master, we are almost there. The forest bordering Myanmar and China should be right ahead." Neville picked up the edge of the clouds and pointed to the forest in the distance. After flying at high altitude for three days, he was no longer so afraid.

The purpose of Lan Feng's trip was to find the mythical beast Zou Wu. According to Granny Buti, Zou Wu usually lives in the primeval forests at the junction of Yunnan, Sichuan and Tibet in China. The information Lan Feng checked showed that he should go there. The fastest way is across Eurasia, entering the forest from the border of Myanmar and China.

"Master, what do Chinese wizards look like?" Neville asked curiously.

Lanfeng shrugged, "I don't know, I haven't seen it, and it's not recorded in the Hogwarts books. Dumbledore has seen it. According to his description, Chinese wizards are a bit like Taoist priests, but those are all That happened five or sixty years ago.

Oh, by the way, come here. "

Neville looked back and crawled to Lan Feng on the soft clouds. Lan Feng took out a scroll and slapped it on Neville's head. The scroll broke into blue fragments and floated into Neville's mind. The huge The amount of information made Neville's head feel swollen and painful, and he held his head and gasped.

"Master?" After the headache, Neville raised his head and looked at Lanfeng in confusion. As soon as he opened his mouth, he realized that he was speaking in Chinese.

"Learn the most difficult language in the world in an instant, and have fun secretly!" Lanfeng manipulated the clouds to lower their altitude, "Practice a little, and when you enter the realm ahead, you will start speaking Chinese."

"Practice? How to practice?" Neville was a little confused.

Lanfeng looked at the sky and thought for a while, "Follow me and say steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted flower duck, roasted chick, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, soy sauce chicken, bacon, and pine flower belly." "

There was no border guard on duty at the edge of the forest. Lanfeng and Neville stood in front of a cement boundary monument, which was more than one meter high, more than 40 centimeters wide, and more than 30 centimeters thick.Under the boundary monument, a circle of iron chains was built around a small column made of stainless steel to protect the boundary monument. Lan Feng found that there was an aura of magic on it.

There are words engraved on both sides of the boundary monument. One side is in Burmese, which Lanfeng doesn't recognize. The other side has two big red letters "China" written in Chinese, and the words "1960" are written below the red letters.

Neville didn't take it seriously, but Lan Feng felt his blood boiling when he looked at these two big characters.

Behind the boundary monument is the territory of China. Lanfeng did not enter without authorization, not only because he did not want to enter China as a stowaway, but also because immediately behind the boundary monument, at the edge of the forest, a magic barrier towered into the clouds, protecting China. The boundaries are inviolable.

"Master, what should we do?" Neville asked.

Lanfeng pulled out a branch and walked to the edge of the barrier. "If we knock on the door and take something without telling you, we are a thief. Master, I don't want to be a thief." As he said that, he poked the barrier with a branch. "Since someone has laid a knot Boundary, then as long as the barrier is touched, someone will definitely come to investigate."

Lanfeng took a step back and waited quietly. Sure enough, within 2 minutes, a figure rushed out of the forest. The man was wearing a long gown, with a long strip of cloth as a belt, and his long hair was tied behind his head and on his back. Carrying a small wooden sword on his back, he looks like a knight, but under his feet he wears a pair of green rubber shoes, which is very inconsistent.

The man ran over menacingly, and Lan Feng realized that he was a little boy about the same age as Neville. His face and body were still stained with mud. He had rolled through an unknown pit. The long robe on the mountain seemed to be made of sheets. , it doesn’t fit very well, and the one used to tie the hair is a bamboo chopstick, which is quite shabby.

Seeing this, Lan Feng clasped his hands and said, "Little hero, I wonder where your adults are?"

The child was obviously frightened by the talking panda. He pulled out the small wooden sword from behind, "Ha!" He took a horse stance and pointed the wooden sword at Lan Feng. "Bold monster, I can tell at a glance that you are not. People! Don’t retreat quickly!”

Lanfeng and Neville stared at each other, wondering what the kid was doing.

Indifferent to the person and bear in front of him, the child changed his position and said, "I don't know how high the sky is, but you are still here? You don't take me seriously at all, and you are ready to catch monsters!" Then he started to pinch the sword formula with two fingers of his left hand, and held the wooden sword with his right hand. He was behind him, spinning in circles, mumbling something, not knowing what he was talking about.

The three circles on the left are the three circles on the right. After the rotation, the left hand is clasped behind the hand, and the right hand swings the wooden sword out of the air, shouting at Lan Feng and the two of them, "Take a hit from me, the mighty Tianlong!!!"

Upon hearing this, Neville hurriedly hid behind Lan Feng, but Lan Feng did not move, because he could see that the child in front of him was just bluffing and did not feel the slightest danger.

The three of them just froze on the spot.

The stalemate lasted for about three or four minutes, and a man yelled in the forest, "Lu Chenchen, you are a coward, are you seeking death? Dare you steal your father's formation map?" with a strong Shaanxi accent.

Hearing the sound, the child no longer straightened his movements, and was about to run away as soon as his body went limp, but he was already seen by the man coming out of the forest.

"Wai Ri! Why did you come here for me?"

The man had a short haircut and a burly build. He was wearing a polyester tunic suit, green camouflage military pants, and green rubber shoes similar to those of a child. He had an angry look on his face and a scar on his right face, which looked quite ferocious. In his hand Taking the magic wand, a spell hit the child named Lu Chenchen, and the child couldn't move.

As soon as the man took two steps forward, he saw Lan Feng and the two outside the barrier. Their expressions were no longer angry, but became serious. With a wave of the magic wand, the child named Lu Chenchen flew behind him, and he turned The head whispered, "You idiot, stay here and treat me well. If you dare to fuck me again, I will clean you up when you go back."

Then he walked out of the barrier and saw Lan Feng and Neville. He thought Lan Feng was Neville's pet, and his expression was a little ugly. The exodus of ordinary pandas or iron-eating beasts would definitely not be tolerated. He tightened his wand and Looking at Neville, he said seriously, "This is the border of the People's Republic of China! Please explain your purpose of coming!" He spoke in English, with a smooth accent, neither humble nor arrogant, and full of confidence.

Neville couldn't stand the man's gaze and hid himself behind Lanfeng. Lanfeng harmoniously said in Chinese, "I am a panda from another world - Lanfeng Holy Word. I was a Chinese in my previous life. "As he spoke, he turned into a human type, showed him his Chinese appearance, and then changed back. "Now I am a professor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in the UK. I came this time because I wanted to go back to my hometown and have a look. I plan to find a convenient pet. This is my disciple, Neville Longbottom."

Lanfeng didn't hold anything back and said everything he could. Sincerity is always the prerequisite for communication.

The man's face changed again and again, and he didn't speak for a long time. After careful analysis, Lan Feng's words were somewhat credible. After all, neither the "different world" nor the "Pandaren" were difficult to understand.

Lanfeng thought that he would not understand if he thought so. Dumbledore once believed in him only after he showed power beyond his knowledge.

Lanfeng took "Mother's Protection" and built a magic network around his body, surrounding everyone present.

The eyes of the middle-aged man inside the barrier became horrified, because he was firmly locked and could not think of resisting at all. You must know that his strength was among the best in China, otherwise he would not have been sent here. Guard the strategically important forest.

"Now you know I didn't lie to you!"

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