The Last Man of the Konoha Hatake

"Ah sneeze!"

Yasuo, who was sitting at home doing nothing, suddenly sneezed and rubbed his sore nose: "Is some beauty missing me?"

"It's been a bit boring lately. There are no tasks and no one is doing anything."

"Oh, there is great peace in the world."

Yasuo turned over and picked up the torn piece of intimacy paradise. His eyes lit up and he found a way to kill time.

Jiraiya's "Intimate Paradise" became popular in the ninja world and made a lot of money. He even used the royalties to help Tsunade pay off her debts.

Maybe you can write a book for fun?

Got it!

You can use the five major ninja villages in the ninja world as the background to write a story similar to the Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

Ninja Gaiden: The Gomura Fight!

Suddenly, Kakashi's inspiration gushes out like a spring, and he can't wait to pick up the paper and pen:

In the preface, the general trend of the world must divide if it unites for a long time, and unite if it divides for a long time. At the end of the Warring States Period, heroes competed for the throne, and various super shadow warriors competed for hegemony in the world. After fierce and cruel wars, the five heroes stood out and became the new pinnacle of the era, and established the five great ninja villages.

They are.

Thunder Shadow Dong Zhuo, Earth Shadow Yuan Shao, Wind Shadow Liu Bei, Fire Shadow Cao Cao, Water Shadow Sun Jian.

Among the five great ninja villages, Raikage Dong Zhuo is the strongest because he has a peerless warrior named Lu Bu under his command.

It is said that Lu Bu's strength far exceeded the sum of the Five Shadows, but he recognized Dong Zhuo as his adoptive father for a red rabbit horse and always followed Dong Zhuo.

People speculate that without Lu Bu, Dong Zhuo would never be where he is today.

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The preface ends and the main text begins.

Chapter 1: Sakura Garden's sworn friendship.

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Kakashi kept working hard, writing down all the thoughts in his mind on paper.

Regarding the major events of the Three Kingdoms, he carefully described them in a ninja style.

For example, Zhang Fei beat Guan Yu when the three were sworn brothers.

Zhang Fei is eight feet tall with a round waist and thick arms. He is a hidden shadow-level strongman in Zhuojun Village, and his opponent, the long-bearded green-robed lord Guan Yu, is also a shadow-level strongman wandering in the ninja world.

The two fought fiercely, evenly matched, and when they met their opponents, they were gradually impressed by each other's strength. Just when they were exhausted, Liu Bei, a man with big ears and long arms, easily separated the two, surprising them and shouting:

This child is not beneath me!

Liu Bei took the opportunity, put on a strong posture, and invited the two of them: "I am so destined to the two nin brothers, how about we become sworn brothers?"

"Okay, Guan has always admired the strong. It is a great fate that I can meet you two without fighting. Guan can only wish for it!"

Guan Yu had an extraordinary bearing, and with a flick of his long beard, he said bluntly that he couldn't get what he wanted.

And Zhang Fei, the strong man in the bell tower, also yelled: "Me too!"

Later, the three of them went together to Zhang Fei's manor to swore their sworn vows. The cherry blossoms in the garden were in full bloom that day, so they were called the three sworn brothers in the Sakura Garden.

At the time of their sworn friendship, because Liu Bei always insisted on judging seniority based on age, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu could not change their relationship. They could only respect Liu Bei as the eldest brother, Guan Yu as the second brother, and Zhang Fei as the third brother.

However, their true strength is exactly the opposite.

To pray to heaven and earth, the three of them prayed not to be born in the same year, the same month and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month and the same day!

Liu Bei looked at Zhang Fei and Guan Yu excitedly and shouted: "Second brother and third brother!"

Guan Yu: "Big brother and third brother!"

Zhang Fei: "Big brother and second brother!"

The three of them were immediately filled with passion, embraced each other and entered the room, drinking heavily for three days.

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“Chapter 1 is finally finished, I’m so exhausted!”

Kakashi put down the pen in his hand, stretched out, and found that it was already dark outside.

"I didn't expect that writing a novel would take so long. It's already dark."

"No wonder those coding dogs in the previous life were complaining and tired every day."

At this moment, Kakashi felt some sympathy for the novel authors.

It was getting late, and Kakashi was going to make dinner by himself, but since Hong returned to the village, he hadn't seen Iris for a long time, and he didn't know if Iris was angry.

So, Kakashi changed his clothes, continued to look like the cheerful Yasuo, and walked towards the Ichiraku Ramen House.

"You finally came!"

Before they even arrived at the Ichiraku Ramen Shop, Iris ran towards him from afar, scaring Kakashi so much that he looked around for fear of being seen by Kurenai.

Kakashi collected his emotions for a moment, smiled, and said apologetically: "I've been busy recently, so I didn't have time to come over until now."

"It's okay. If you have anything to do, just go ahead and do it. Don't pay too much attention to me."

Calamus still had a smile on her face, but she felt a little lost in her heart.

How could Kakashi not see this? He smiled, took out a delicate small box from his pocket, and pulled Acorus's hand over:

"Take it, this is the gift I bought for you, I hope you like it."

After receiving the gift, Chang Pu's face improved a lot, but he still said resentfully:

"It's been a week, where have you been? Why can't I find you in Konoha?"

Regarding this question, Kakashi was immediately confused.

How should he explain this?

Kakashi's mind was racing, looking for reasons.

Finally, he came up with the perfect lie.

He has told countless lies in his life, but he thinks this lie is the most perfect.

Kakashi's face condensed and he said slowly:

"Acorus, my full name is actually Hatake Yasuo!"

"Hatake Yasuo?"

Calamus opened his eyes wide, thought for a moment, and asked in surprise:

"Are you from the Hatake clan? And you're also a relative of Kakashi Hatake?"

"That's right!"

"I am Kakashi's biological brother Yasuo Hatake!"

Kakashi kept a serious expression and continued in a low voice:

"Acorus, this is the secret of our Hatake clan. No one knows this secret except Kakashi, this stinky brother. You must not let it out."

secret?

Is this Yasuo-kun’s secret?

It’s also the secret of the Hatake clan!

But Yasuo-kun told me this secret!

Could it be that... Yasuo-kun already regards me as family?

You actually told me this secret!

Calamus was moved instantly and nodded directly in agreement:

"Yasuo-kun, don't worry, I will keep this secret deep in my heart and won't tell anyone, not even my father!"

Seeing Iris so serious, Kakashi knew he had succeeded.

"Well, very good, she is indeed the woman I like!"

Kakashi nodded with satisfaction and couldn't help but touch Iris' hair.

"Hello!"

This scene happened to be seen by the hand-beating uncle in Ichiraku Ramen Restaurant.

"You brat, what are you doing?"

The angry voice of the old man came, scaring Kakashi so much that he jumped five meters away.

This is an Otsutsuki hand shot!

If you're not careful, you may end up burping!

Thinking of this, Kakashi felt a chill in his heart.

Then he still rides on two boats?

Falling in love with Hong while picking up calamus?

If he knew this, wouldn't he kill himself alive?

"Gudong~"

Kakashi couldn't help but swallow, feeling that his future end would not be very beautiful.

Of course, all this is just his conjecture. Who knows whether the hand-beating uncle in front of him is a real Otsutsuki hand-beater?

Therefore, Zhou Xuan still has room for everything.

If he hadn't been beaten by Otsutsuki, there would have been nothing to fear.

Punching the father-in-law and kicking the mother-in-law, this kind of thing is not impossible...

Ahem, Kakashi really can't do this.

The purpose of falling in love with Chang Pu is to find out the true identity of Uncle Shou.

Therefore, there is no need to be too afraid. You must know that I am risking my life to fall in love in order to protect Konoha.

“Eat noodles, eat noodles, eat noodles!”

Kakashi replied quickly.

Acorus on the side suddenly became excited and looked at Kakashi affectionately:

"Yasuo-kun, I'll give it to you to eat!"

Um?

this……

Calamus, can we stop saying such ambiguous words?

We are all civilized people.

Kakashi complained inwardly, then smiled and said, "Okay, I haven't eaten noodles made from calamus yet."

"Let's go, I'll make you a bowl of ramen!"

Iris happily took Kakashi's hand and walked towards Ichiraku Ramen House.

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