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At Hatake's house, Ling Tian didn't know that his clone had arranged for his wife.

At this time, he looked at the cool night and felt an inexplicable sadness in his heart.

Although the fourth child is arrogant, isn't she very innocent and cute?

What did that thing become?

In the ninja world, after being useless for 15 years, I finally got better, but the clone was disobedient...

"Ugh!"

Ling Tian sighed, looking at the deserted house, suddenly feeling a little lonely.

What makes a 21st century youth who can count money while lying in bed every day turn into a conspiracy theorist who calculates this and that all day long?

Is it natural?

Or ambition?

No, it’s because of the sense of crisis!

In this ninja world where as long as a genin can fly over walls and a chunin can spit fire and roll balls, human life is too cheap.

If you want to live, sometimes you have to fight for some things.

Even if he doesn't like it!

"A hundred wives and an invincible life, that's what I want."

Ling Tian was in a daze and couldn't help but murmur alone.

"You mean the carefree pig?"

"Who."

Ling Tian was agitated when he heard an outsider's voice ringing in his ears.

[Call Uchiha Red Four, please answer if you hear me! 】

[Call, call, come back quickly, I'm going to die! 】

"it's me."

Hearing the sound again, but still not seeing him, Ling Tian frowned and said, "Who are you? Are you hiding your head and tail like this? Are you hiding from others?"

"I haven't hidden it, you just didn't see me."

"It's ridiculous. I'm not a ninja. How could I find you?"

"Lower your head and look below."

When Ling Tian heard this, he naturally lowered his head and looked down.

What caught my eye was his hand, but why was it that the hairy hand was curved?

There are two eyes on Wei Mao's finger, which are injecting themselves.

There is also a big mouth in the palm of my hand...

It's obviously a supernatural incident, and people have mutated, but why does Mao think this thing is so cute?

"Hello Lingtian, I'm Xiaoyou!"

The parasite's big mouth opened and closed in the palm of his hand, and after speaking, it extended its small palm.

Ling Tian was stunned and subconsciously stretched out his left hand.

This guy wants to shake my hand?

But isn’t this my hand?

He asked curiously: "You woke up so soon?"

"I've been awake all the time, but I can't stay outside for long as a baby, so I didn't come out." Xiaoyou said.

"So, when you come out now, you have already passed your infancy?"

Xiaoyou: "Yes, I have passed the infancy stage in the afternoon."

"So fast?"

Ling Tian was puzzled, wasn't it just one day in total? How could it have passed the infancy stage?

A little too fast.

Xiaoyou: "This world is very strange. The chakra in your body accelerates my growth and allows me to absorb nutrients faster."

As he said that, he became serious, "I came out this time to answer your doubts. Uchiha Hongsi, no, he should be called Siwa. The way he is now should be the result of a mixture of three personalities."

Ling Tian was thoughtful, and Xiao You added: "He carries your own memories, the arrogance and paranoia of the Uchiha Island, and the simplicity of the fourth child. This should be the case, otherwise there is no way to explain why he became like this."

After saying that, Ling Tian also came over and realized that this was most likely what happened.

"But, Xiaoyou, how do you know this? How do you know that Uchiha Island is arrogant and the fourth child is innocent?"

Xiaoyou: "I know everything you are thinking."

Ling Tian: Xiaoyou is so ugly.

Xiaoyou: "Your thoughts are just a waste of time. Survival is more important to us than anything else."

"..."

Ling Tian coughed and asked again: "What abilities do you have now? It says you can enhance my strength, right?"

Xiaoyou: "I can quickly help you form seals. My right arm can transform into a weapon, such as a 40-meter sword as you think. I can also sense the traces of enemies."

He can help me form seals, his hands can turn into weapons, and he can fight on his own without my control. He is also a sentient ninja, so he is invincible.

Xiaoyou: "Yes, not only that, I can also control ninjutsu by myself."

Ling Tian heard this and said seriously: "So you can know whatever I think about in the future. Can this power be eliminated?"

Xiaoyou: "This is our advantage. It can enhance our strength. Why should we eliminate it?"

Ling Tian: "Then what if there is something I don't want you to know?"

Xiaoyou: "I can close my perception myself."

Ling Tian: "Can't I take the initiative?"

Xiaoyou: "No."

Ok.

There's nothing to talk about.

I feel so ashamed when I think about having sex with a hand admiring it next to me.

But why does Mao feel a sense of expectation...

Xiaoyou: "Now you shouldn't think about these useless things. You should think about how to enhance our strength."

"..."

"Well, you say it now." Ling Tian agreed.

Xiaoyou: "You have thunder attribute chakra in your body, so I can also use it, but what I can do now is just use the power of thunder and lightning to enhance myself...

However, when I came to this world, a force of thunder and lightning suddenly entered my body. According to your idea, the power should not be weaker than the elite jounin level, and I can feel that this thunder and lightning has been growing. "

"The power of lightning?"

Ling Tian was confused, what was going on.

Remember when you saw Parasitic Beast before, there was no magic in it?

Xiaoyou: "What's even weirder is that this power of thunder and lightning can only be sprayed through the mouth."

After saying that, he gave it a try, and instantly a small mouth in Ling Tian's palm spurted out a ??-shaped thunder and lightning, hitting it directly towards the courtyard.

"Boom~~"

Looking at the crumbling walls in the dust and the deeply sunken land, Ling Tian was once again at a loss.

After Xiaoyou finished his move, he turned his small mouth and eyes to Lingtian again: "Just as you think, this is not my ability, and the thunder attribute in your body is not that strong, but this morning I He appears when he is parasitic on your hand."

I do not know either!

Calabash Baby has no use for thunder. Even if he does, the dog Golden Finger has locked him up, and the rest has not been unlocked.

Ling Tian was thinking, but Xiaoyou said: "That's it."

"..."

What, why is it like this?

Xiaoyou: "In your memory, the fourth child can not only breathe fire, but also thunder, but thunder and lightning are not as strong as fire. It should be the golden finger thing that separates them, because you happen to have the thunder attribute, and I It entered your hands at that time and absorbed too much of your thunder-type chakra, so it ended up on me."

"So you took away one of my magical powers?"

Xiaoyou: "It's not important, as long as you figure it out. What's important now is that you only know three basic ninjutsu. This means that I can only spray thunder at the moment, which will reduce our strength."

"so what…………"